Predicament Predictions - 2014 German Grand Prix

[TomWazzleshaw]

Deadline is the conclusion of FP3 as usual

Wizzie's Predictions
2014 German Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Ricciardo
3. Hamilton
4. Massa
5. Vettel
6. Hulkenberg
7. Bottas
8. Alonso
9. Button
10. #GeidoVanDerGod

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Gutierrez (Clumsily barges into RoGro while Van der Garde scores a point in the other Sauber)
IIDOTR: #GeidoVanDerGod (Scores a point in the stoogemobile)
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Vergne (Technical failure in Q1, allowed to start)

[UncreativeUsername37]

2014 i suck at being funny at this i will stop
1. hamilton
2. rosberg
3. bottas
4. ricciardo
5. vettel
6. massa
7. alonso
8. hulkenberg
9. perez
10. kvyat

pole: hamilton
fl: bottas
first retirement: kobayashi
rotr: sauber
iidotr: bianchi
dbtmotr: raikkonen
mlp: kvyat
dnq: euler's identity joke

[Miguel98]

2014 "Vettel's Home Grand Prix" German Grand Prix

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. #Bo77as
4. Vettel
5. Alonso
6. Ricciardo
7. Massa
8. Hulkenberg
9. Button
10. Magnussen

Pole Position: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: #Bo77as
First Retirement: Gutierrez aka The Stooge
ROTR: Gutierrez (takes himself and 4 other cars into turn 1)
IIDOTR: Button (get's involved with the Stooge and recovers to 9th)
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Zero People

[Aerospeed]

2014 Mercedes GP
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Bottas
5. Ricciardo
6. Button
7. Alonso
8. Perez
9. Hulkenberg
10. Massa

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First DNF: Vergne
ROTR: Williams Strategist
IIDOTR: Vettel
DBTMOTR: Magnussen
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: the same amount as the number of World Cup titles Netherlands has won

[W12]

2014 German Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Bo77as
4. Ricciardo
5. Vettel
6. Hulkenberg
7. Massa
8. Alonso
9. Perez
10. Kvyat

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Ericcson
ROTR: Ericcson
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: 0,0000000

[go_Rubens]

go_Rubens's Predictions

2014 Großer Preis von Mercedes einladende

1. Rosberg
2. Vettel
3. Hülkenberg
4. Pérez
5. Bottas
6. Ricciardo
7. Magnussen
8. Alonso
9. Button
10. Kvyat

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Ericsson
ROTR: Ferrari
IIDOTR: Germany
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: The amount of goals Argentina scored in the world cup final

[Ataxia]

Ataxia's Predictions
2014 ORDNUNG MUSS SEIN! Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Ricciardo
4. Bottas
5. Alonso
6. Vettel
7. Hulkenberg
8. Magnussen
9. Grosjean
10. Raikkonen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Massa,
First retirement: Sutil, who cuts across the path of Maldonado and ends their races. Oh, and the German's F1 career too.
ROTR: Hamilton; after his "Rosberg isn't German" jibes, the entire crowd get behind Nico and cause Hamilton to piss away the lead with their cheering
IIDOTR: Magnussen, having had a crap qualifying manages to hustle his McLaren into 8th
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Nobody

[DOSBoot]

DOSBoot's Predictions

2014 "Let's Go Whoop the Brazilians" Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Riccardo
4. Bottas
5. Vettel
6. Massa
7. Hulkenburg
8. Alonso
9. Button
10. Raikkonen

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Hulkenburg
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[tommykl]

tommykl's Predictions
2014 Don't Mention Ze Vorld Cup! Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Vettel
5. Ricciardo
6. Alonso
7. Pérez
8. Hülkenberg
9. Magnussen
10. Räikkönen

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Massa
ROTR: Gutiérrez
IIDOTR: Magnussen (by default)
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[Shizuka]

2014 Deutschland, Fussball-Weltmeister
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Vettel
5. Alonso
6. Bottas
7. Hülkenberg
8. Massa
9. Button
10. Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Gutierrez (DNQ-s by binning it in Q1, then manages to bin it again in lap 1 colliding with Kobayashi)
IIDOTR: Bottas - botched up pitstop, charging back
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Magnussen (12th, behind Kimi)
DNQ: Gutierrez Gutierrez

[Klon]

Klon's Predictions
2014 EIN VOLK EIN REICH EIN ROSBERG Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Ricciardo
4. Bottas
5. Hülkenberg
6. Räikkönen
7. Massa
8. Alonso
9. Magnussen
10. Pérez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Räikkönen
First retirement: Vettel
ROTR: Vettel (silly accident at the start)
IIDOTR: Räikkönen (oh my, when did he become competent again?)
DBTMOTR: Vettel
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!

[Alextrax52]

2014 Germany beats England GP

1 Rosberg
2 Vettel
3 Hulkenberg
4 Bottas
5 Alonso
6 Massa
7 Perez
8 Vergne
9 Grosjean
10 Sutil

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Ricciardo
ROTR: England (Hamilton Button and Chilton all have rubbish weekends)
IIDOTR: Sutil (Job on the line produces a drive to net Sauber's first point of the year)
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Number of teams who scored no goals at the 2014 world cup (0)

[Shizuka]

DNQ: NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!

That it so fitting
If this actually happens, that should get a bonus point

[dr-baker]

DNQ: NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!

That it so fitting
If this actually happens, that should get a bonus point

An extra bonus point if a record 9 people fail to set a time within 107%?

[DOSBoot]

DNQ: NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!

That it so fitting
If this actually happens, that should get a bonus point

I was soooooooo tempted to put that as my alternate race name. But since this is the 10th race, I didn't think it would work. Maybe a Super Hitler Sparta Remix instead.

[watka]

Watka's Predictions
2014 Not Rosberg's Home Grand Prix
1. von Hamilton
2. von Rosberg
3. von Vettel
4. von Massa
5. von Alonso
6. von Bottas
7. von Hulkenberg
8. von Ricciardo
9. von Raikkonen
10. von Vergne

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Ericsson
ROTR: Sutil (sees the exit door)
IIDOTR: Vergne
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: The number of World Wars won by Germany

[HawkAussie]

2014 Berlin to Rio, Germany are Champions GP

1. Hamilton (takes the championship lead)
2. Ricciardo
3. Bottas
4. Alonso
5. Raikkonen
6. Massa
7. Grosjean
8. Kvyat
9. Perez
10. Vergne

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Rosberg
ROTR: Germany (All of the Germans score no points)
IIDOTR: Bottas (Starting from pitlane to finish 3rd)
DBTMOTR: Rosberg
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: The amount of points that Hans Stuck scored in his career.

[Shizuka]

DNQ: NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!

That it so fitting
If this actually happens, that should get a bonus point

An extra bonus point if a record 9 people fail to set a time within 107%?

Why not. Although there would have to be a rain flush at the beginning of Q1 to make it happen.

[tommykl]

That it so fitting
If this actually happens, that should get a bonus point

An extra bonus point if a record 9 people fail to set a time within 107%?

Why not. Although there would have to be a rain flush at the beginning of Q1 to make it happen.

That wouldn't work either, the 107% don't apply as soon as it rains in qualifying

[Shizuka]

Oh well. Then it won't happen...

[RAK]

RAK's Predictions
2014 "Pity there aren't any Argentines on the grid; we'd beat them as well" German Grand Prix

1) Rosberg
2) Hamilton
3) Vettel
4) Ricciardo
5) Alonso
6) Bottas
7) Hulkenberg
8) Raikkonen
9) Massa
10) Grosjean

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Sutil
ROTR: Sutil
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: None

[Meatwad]

Meatwad's predictions

2014 German Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Vettel
5. Bottas
6. Alonso
7. Massa
8. Magnussen
9. Hülkenberg
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Sutil
ROTR: Sutil
IIDOTR: Magnussen
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[tristan1117]

tristan1117's Predictions
2014 German Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Bottas
5. Vettel
6. Perez
7. Alonso
8. Magnussen
9. Button
10. Massa

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Perez
DBTMOTR: Hulk
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ:

[Londoner]

East Londoner's Predictions
2014 God Save The Queen reigns supreme Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Button
3. Magnussen
4. Alonso
5. Perez
6. Ricciardo
7. Bottas
8. Raikkonen
9. Maldonado
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Button
First retirement: Sutil (clowns into Grosjean at the first corner and comes off second best)
ROTR: Germany (Rosberg and Vettel retire, Sutil is an idiot, Hulk is nowhere near Perez all weekend, and we get a Great Britain 1-2-11 )
IIDOTR: Marussia (Talent and Bianchi finish 11th and 12th, nearly on the lead lap, and are legit ahead of Sauber all race)
DBTMOTR: That Finnish bloke in the Ferrari
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Ericsson (car dies in Q1, allowed to start)

[good_Ralf]

2014 German Grand Prix: good_Ralf's predictions

1) Hamilton
2) Rosberg
3) Ricciardo
4) Alonso
5) Vettel
6) Button
7) Bottas
8) Massa
9) Magnussen
10) Perez

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Rosberg
First DNF: Gutierrez
ROTR: Hulkenberg
IIDOTR: Button
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Zero

[Alextrax52]

East Londoner's Predictions
2014 God Save The Queen reigns supreme Grand Prix

Oh it's on now. Deutschland>GroBbritannien

[Enforcer]

2014 German Grand Prix: Enforcer's predictions

1) Rosberg
2) Hamilton
3) Bottas
4) Ricciardo
5) Alonso
6) Vettel
7) Perez
8) Massa
9) Raikkonen
10) Magnussen

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Rosberg
First DNF: Maldonado
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Hulkenberg
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[Bleu]

Bleu's predictions
2014 Fussballweltmeister Grand Prix
1) Rosberg
2) Hamilton
3) Alonso
4) Bottas
5) Vettel
6) Ricciardo
7) Massa
8) Hülkenberg
9) Kvyat
10) Sutil
Pole Rosberg
FL Vettel
1st Ret Vergne
ROTR McLaren
IIDOTR Sutil
DBTMOTR Räikkönen
MLP Kvyat
DNQ None

[roblo97]

2014 Mercedes for the win GP

1) Rosberg
2) Vettel
3) Hulkenberg
4) Ricciardo
5) Hamilton
6) Perez
7) Alonso
8) Bottas
9) Kyvat
10) Massa

Pole) Rosberg
Fastest Lap) Vettel
1st Retirement) Raikonnen
ROTR) FIFA
IIDOTR) Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR) Vergne
MLP) Kyvat
DNQ) NEIN!!!

[More_Blue_Flags]

2014 German GP

1) Rosberg
2) Hamilton
3) Alonso
4) Vettel
5) Ricciardo
6) Massa
7) Magnussen
8) Button
9) Kyvat
10) Vergne

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
1st Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Force India
IIDOTR: Sutil will make the Sauber look less than completely awful. Don't ask me how or why, though.
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None. Caterhams are distressingly slow in Q1, though.

[Dj_bereta]

1) Rosberg
2) Hamilton
3) Riccardo
4) Alonso
5) Bottas
6) Vettel
7) Massa
8) Magnussen
9) Button
10) Perez

Pole) Rosberg
Fastest Lap) Hamilton
1st Retirement) Sutil/Gutierrez
ROTR) Sauber (team mate collision)
IIDOTR) Perez
DBTMOTR) Raikkonen
MLP) Magnussen
DNQ) 0

[Rocks with Salt]

Rocks with Salt's Predictions
2014 Deutschland Grand Prix

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Ricciardo
5. Bottas
6. Alonso
7. Magnussen
8. Hulkenberg
9. Massa
10. Raikkonen

Pole Position: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Vergne
ROTR: FIFA
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

Random.org's Predictions
2014 German Grand Prix

1. Kobayashi
2. Raikkonen
3. Sutil
4. Hamilton
5. Massa
6. Vettel
7. Ericsson
8. Alonso
9. Bottas
10. Kvyat

Pole Position: Sutil
Fastest Lap: Gutierrez
First Retirement: Magnussen
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Button
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Ericsson
DNQ: None

[KalleVRTN]

KalleVRTN's Predictions
2014 German Grand Prix
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Ricciardo
4. Vettel
5. Magnussen
6. Alonso
7. Button
8. Massa
9. Raikkönen
10. Sutil
Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: none

[SgtPepper]

I miss the old Hockenheimring GP.

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Ricky
4. Alonso
5. Vettel
6. Hulk
7. Bottas
8. Massa
9. Kimi
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Ricky
First retirement: Gut Squared
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Hulk
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: The amount of World Cup matches I watched.

[RonDenisDeletraz]

1) Rosberg
2) Alonso
3) Hamilton
4) Vettel
5) Ricciardo
6) Raikkonen
7) Magnussen
8) Massa
9) Sutil
10) Button

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
1st Retirement: Kvyat
ROTR: Some abstract entity
IIDOTR: Sutil (Sauber finally have a good race)
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: The number of Rupert Murdoch owned newspapers I have purchased this week

[GwilymJJames]

1) Rosberg
2) Vettel
3) Ricciardo
4) Alonso
5) Button
6) Massa
7) Magnussen
8) Raikkonen
9) Hulkenberg
10) Kvyat

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
1st Retirement: Kvyat
ROTR: Caterham
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Hamilton
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Ericsson