100th F1RWRS Race Celebration Event - Carnage Cup

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 08 Jan 2014, 11:24

One of the team principals managed to buy a whole stack of demolition derby vehicles after some... erm... crazy celebrations following the American races. Faced with no use for these cars, he had a great idea - why not invite the rest of the RWRS paddock to race the bangers in celebration of the 100th F1RWRS event?

This event is open to any driver or other major figure in the RWRS canon (including team principals, officials, sponsors, etc.).

There are 4 cars to choose from - Chevy Caprice Wagon, Dodge Monaco, '70's Ford Crown Victoria (at least that's what I think it is

) and '90's Ford Crown Victoria.

Templates are here - if you don't want to paint a car, just post what colours/theme you want, and someone will be able to make it for you.

Entrants (provisional) - if there are too many entries, only the most notable or crazy RWRS figures will make the grid.
13 - Dave "Homer" Simpson - Ford Crown Victoria (1990's)
2 - Benoit Voeckler - Dodge Monaco
27 - Alessandro Linari - Dodge Monaco
0 - Hermann Mann - Dodge Monaco
10 - W.A. Stokins - '90's Crown Vic
31 - Andre Mignolet - '70's Crown Vic
40 - Thomas Nurmester - Caprice Wagon
77 - Valentino Nicchi - Dodge Monaco
4 - Tristan Jung - '90's Crown Vic
84 - Rob Lomas - Dodge Monaco
419 - Prince Walik - Dodge Monaco
98 - Bobby Dollar - Caprice Wagon
0118999881999119725... 3 - Don Rennis - 70's Crown Vic
031 - Frank Zimmer - Caprice Wagon
16 - Pieter Kickert - Dodge Monaco
15 - Artesia Mass - Caprice Wagon
25 - Tony Gillet - Dodge Monaco
33 - Edward Restov Junior - 90's Crown Vic
17 - James Davies - Dodge Monaco
SJ1 - Sammy Jones - Caprice Wagon
69 - Phoenix McAllister - '90's Crown Vic
96 - Douglas Mann - 70's Crown Vic
696969 - Pippa Mann - 90's Crown Vic
9000 - Frank Tenpenny - 90's Crown Vic

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 08 Jan 2014, 11:47

If it's okay, I'd like to enter two drivers; Alessandro Linari and Benoit Voeckler (he was born to lel). Both will drive Dodge Monacos. If it can't be both, then I'll just stick with Benoit.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 08 Jan 2014, 12:00

Biscione wrote:If it's okay, I'd like to enter two drivers; Alessandro Linari and Benoit Voeckler (he was born to lel). Both will drive Dodge Monacos. If it can't be both, then I'll just stick with Benoit.

I'll accept both nominations... how couldn't I accept both Linari and Voeckler for an event like this? :lol:

One thing I forgot to mention in the first post was the car numbers, you'll need to decide what number to use (a bit like F1 in 2014, though with any number that'll fit on the car

)

Post by **tommykl** » 08 Jan 2014, 13:05

Is there a limit to the amount of drivers one can enter?

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 08 Jan 2014, 13:18

MinardiFan95 wrote:
Biscione wrote:If it's okay, I'd like to enter two drivers; Alessandro Linari and Benoit Voeckler (he was born to lel). Both will drive Dodge Monacos. If it can't be both, then I'll just stick with Benoit.

I'll accept both nominations... how couldn't I accept both Linari and Voeckler for an event like this?

One thing I forgot to mention in the first post was the car numbers, you'll need to decide what number to use (a bit like F1 in 2014, though with any number that'll fit on the car )

27 for Linari and 2 for Voeckler!

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 08 Jan 2014, 14:17

Also driving a Dodge Monaco, German and resident nutcase Hermman Mann will enter, because apparently someone told him there'd be Jaegermeister. Ja.

I'll take #0 - Plus One's favourite (and Linari's most hated) number

SeedStriker · Post by **SeedStriker** » 08 Jan 2014, 15:27

I'll put Artesia Mass in a black Chevy Caprice Wagon with the #15

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 08 Jan 2014, 16:34

The waster W. A. Stokins will enter a self-entered entry using a 90s Crown Victoria

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 08 Jan 2014, 19:14

Well, with all his REECCS experience, Van Dycke would be the best fit, but (s)he's already doing a lot of things, so the second best would rallycross driver André Mignolet, father of the famous Mignolet brothers.
Car of coiche would be the 70's Ford Crown Victoria, because André doesnt like those modern cars. #31

How the car should look like? i guess the Cillit Bang livery would be a perfect fit, again, together with some Moneytron sponsorship, as they want to celebrate the 100th € they actually invested in the team.

Edit: would it be allowed to enter a driver from the 1950's ENB i ran? As this is non-canon. As far as i can find, André Milhoux looks like the only one of them who's still alive, but i'm not sure he's still alive either. :lol:

Post by **Nuppiz** » 08 Jan 2014, 19:26

None other than Thomas Nurmester, the Monaco Messiah, has decided to enter despite being nearly 70 years old (he will, in fact, turn 70 only a week after the second Spa SuperPrix weekend). His car of choice is the Chevy Caprice Wagon - rumor has it he actually won it from a mate in a poker game back in the late 80s, and it has been sitting in his garage ever since.

After hearing about the event he dusted off his old racing helmet and overalls (somehow managing to squeeze himself into them), then grabbed a can of red spray paint and painted the number 40 all over the car - his racing number when he drove for Osella in F1. Finally, he called his son Nathan over to fix the car into a running condition.

Download link.

Yes, those are actual chrome stripes and skirts which I copypasted from a photo of said model.

Gerudo Dragon · Post by **Gerudo Dragon** » 08 Jan 2014, 19:28

#77 Valentino Nicchi - Dodge Monaco

livery coming soon

tristan1117 · Post by **tristan1117** » 09 Jan 2014, 03:11

Tristan Jung #4 - 90s Crown Victoria

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 09 Jan 2014, 08:13

Michelin will enter Rob Lomas into the event in a Dodge Monaco

With regards to the livery, black car with orange stripes and repsol logos.

Thanks

Post by **Nuppiz** » 09 Jan 2014, 09:13

People, people. Don't plan overly complex liveries, because this is A) a one-off event and, more importantly, B) the cars are old bangers which should look like they were just recently taken from a scrapyard and painted with a spray can.

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 09 Jan 2014, 09:51

Prince Walik has announced his intention to enter the race in a #419 Dodge Monaco. Will his massive wallet or massive ego help him, only time will tell. If I am allowed a second car then Bobby Dollar would like to enter a #98 Chevy Caprice, he may have retired after an IndyCar rule disagreement but he still occasionally races for fun.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 09 Jan 2014, 14:28

Nuppiz wrote:People, people. Don't plan overly complex liveries, because this is A) a one-off event and, more importantly, B) the cars are old bangers which should look like they were just recently taken from a scrapyard and painted with a spray can.

In that case, i want the Cillit Bang livery without the sponsors. (so just a fuchsia car, basically) still want some Moneytron logos on it though.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 27 Jan 2014, 09:05

This has fallen to the second page? Let's rectify it with a couple of liveries, painted in true banger-style:

Artesia Mass

Looks like a hearse TBH. :lol:

André Mignolet

Roblomas, if you want your livery done you better specify the racing number as well.

E: download link, of course.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 27 Jan 2014, 09:29

Sorry about that Nuppiz, may I please have #84?

Thanks.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 27 Jan 2014, 09:52

roblomas52 wrote:Sorry about that Nuppiz, may I please have #84?

Thanks.

http://www.paste.fi/file/13908163466888

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 27 Jan 2014, 09:54

Since he has nothing better to do, Don Rennis has decided to enter the event, using whatever number, car and livery the organisers decides they want to give him.

the Masked Lapwing · Post by **the Masked Lapwing** » 27 Jan 2014, 10:03

I think this needs a bit of ZIMSANITY

Frank Zimmer will drive a Caprice (because in his head Chevy = Holden, no questions asked

). The number will be 031 (because This stole ZimSport's traditional number AGAIN

) and the livery will be red, black and white with Holden hastily spray painted on the side.

Also, in the #16 Monaco, Pieter Kickert will have a go, because he can

Livery should be black and orange with "The Shitbox II" on the bonnet.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 27 Jan 2014, 15:01

the Masked Lapwing wrote:I think this needs a bit of ZIMSANITY

Frank Zimmer will drive a Caprice (because in his head Chevy = Holden, no questions asked ). The number will be 031 (because This stole ZimSport's traditional number AGAIN ) and the livery will be red, black and white with Holden hastily spray painted on the side.

Also, in the #16 Monaco, Pieter Kickert will have a go, because he can
Livery should be black and orange with "The Shitbox II" on the bonnet.

Download link.

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 27 Jan 2014, 16:37

Nuppiz, could you please prepare the worst bastardisation of the usual Foster's livery you could possibly do with spray paint? Liberally slap #0 on he car as well. Thank you!

Post by **Nuppiz** » 27 Jan 2014, 16:57

pasta_maldonado wrote:Nuppiz, could you please prepare the worst bastardisation of the usual Foster's livery you could possibly do with spray paint? Liberally slap #0 on he car as well. Thank you!

Bastardized enough? :lol:

Post by **tommykl** » 27 Jan 2014, 16:58

Eh. I suppose Tony Gillet can have a go

He'll drive a Dodge Monaco.

Number 25, make the car yellow with a big "Tony" on the bonnet and the Belgian flag on the roof, please

Post by **Nuppiz** » 27 Jan 2014, 17:26

tommykl wrote:Eh. I suppose Tony Gillet can have a go He'll drive a Dodge Monaco.

Number 25, make the car yellow with a big "Tony" on the bonnet and the Belgian flag on the roof, please

Download link for Hermann Mann's and Tony Gillet's liveries.

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 27 Jan 2014, 20:36

Edward Restov Junior, after 3 and a half years, hit the booze again following his IFRC teams slump in form again recently. Anyway, to cut a long and overly aggressive story short, he caught wind of a "Carrrrrnashe Cup at Shhhhppuurrgghhh" and thus made plans to enter with a 90's Crown Vic, #33, white with blue and red go faster stripes. Lots and lots of go faster stripes.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 27 Jan 2014, 20:52

James Davies (Not to be confused with the better and more famous James James Davies, whose ego would never allow him within 50 feet of these monstrosities) has reached the point in his career where he will pretty much run anything and everything he can in the vain, desperate hope of finally winning a race again. He will enter in the #17 Dodge Monaco, with the crappiest attempt at a Twinings livery you've ever seen.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 27 Jan 2014, 22:27

Thanks for the livery Nuppiz.

AndreaModa · Post by **AndreaModa** » 27 Jan 2014, 23:09

This race doesn't even count until Sammy Jones enters!

So consider Jones an entry! He'll have a Caprice Wagon and his number will be SJ1, because why not?!

And his "hatemobile" livery is here (I hope PNG is okay): https://www.mediafire.com/?z2594j8mbtfmqad

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 27 Jan 2014, 23:29

Phoenix McAllister will enter and take the Ford Crown Victoria 1990's. The livery would be something as garishly orange as you can possibly recreate with number #69 and "The Lelwagon 3000" markings.

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 28 Jan 2014, 14:28

Stokins will go for car number 10. His car will be dark blue with a poor recreation of this and this (in red)

Post by **Nuppiz** » 28 Jan 2014, 18:50

takagi_for_the_win wrote:Edward Restov Junior, after 3 and a half years, hit the booze again following his IFRC teams slump in form again recently. Anyway, to cut a long and overly aggressive story short, he caught wind of a "Carrrrrnashe Cup at Shhhhppuurrgghhh" and thus made plans to enter with a 90's Crown Vic, #33, white with blue and red go faster stripes. Lots and lots of go faster stripes.

Salamander wrote:James Davies (Not to be confused with the better and more famous James James Davies, whose ego would never allow him within 50 feet of these monstrosities) has reached the point in his career where he will pretty much run anything and everything he can in the vain, desperate hope of finally winning a race again. He will enter in the #17 Dodge Monaco, with the crappiest attempt at a Twinings livery you've ever seen.

Phoenix wrote:Phoenix McAllister will enter and take the Ford Crown Victoria 1990's. The livery would be something as garishly orange as you can possibly recreate with number #69 and "The Lelwagon 3000" markings.

FMecha wrote:Stokins will go for car number 10. His car will be dark blue with a poor recreation of this and this (in red)

Linkyti link.

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 28 Jan 2014, 21:57

For Walik's livery, just make it as a properly shite recreation of the Rothmans Williams livery. And Dollar's car should look something like this. Please.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 29 Jan 2014, 00:36

Wizzie wrote:Since he has nothing better to do, Don Rennis has decided to enter the event, using whatever number, car and livery the organisers decides they want to give him.

You'll get the least-picked car so far. With horribly garish colors. :lol:

Download link.

SeedStriker · Post by **SeedStriker** » 29 Jan 2014, 00:48

Nuppiz wrote:This has fallen to the second page? Let's rectify it with a couple of liveries, painted in true banger-style:

Artesia Mass

Looks like a hearse TBH.

With Artesia's luck lately, this will be the icing of the cake :p

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 29 Jan 2014, 01:12

For this event, I think we should run with Nicknames on the car in order to highlight the inherent silliness of the event. Of course, Mr Rennis will be running as "The Don", and has no problem taking you out. Especially if your name is Linari

Post by **Nuppiz** » 29 Jan 2014, 09:32

RonDenisDeletraz wrote:For Walik's livery, just make it as a properly shite recreation of the Rothmans Williams livery. And Dollar's car should look something like this. Please.

Download

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 01 Feb 2014, 13:14

I'm surprised I haven't tried entering Douglas Mann into this - one of the few F1RWRS drivers to have been entered into each and every race to date. He'll race a 1970's Ford Crown Victoria, car number 96, while his sister will enter car number 69, a 1990's Crown Victoria. As for liveries, just go for royal blue and a garish pink...

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 01 Feb 2014, 13:19

dr-baker wrote:I'm surprised I haven't tried entering Douglas Mann into this - one of the few F1RWRS drivers to have been entered into each and every race to date. He'll race a 1970's Ford Crown Victoria, car number 96, while his sister will enter car number 69, a 1990's Crown Victoria. As for liveries, just go for royal blue and a garish pink...

Not to be that guy, baker, but somebody already claimed number 69:

Nuppiz wrote:
Phoenix wrote:Phoenix McAllister will enter and take the Ford Crown Victoria 1990's. The livery would be something as garishly orange as you can possibly recreate with number #69 and "The Lelwagon 3000" markings.

MinardiFan, if possible, I'll have another 90s Crown Victoria entry for Frank Andrew Tenpenny (that RoLFS racer) with car number 9000 and this livery done properly: