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2011 in Haiku
2011 in Haiku
"will you stop him playing tennis then?", referring to Montoya's famous shoulder injury, to which Whitmarsh replied "well, it's very difficult to play tennis on a motorbike"
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FullMetalJack
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Re: 2011 in Haiku
Button was superb
Nick Heidfeld is slightly bored
Hamilton was shite
No more race reviews
Fully understandable
I am slightly sad
Nick Heidfeld is slightly bored
Hamilton was shite
No more race reviews
Fully understandable
I am slightly sad
I like the way Snrub thinks!
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RealRacingRoots
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Re: 2011 in Haiku
New stuff for passing
Sutil's spin only Highlight
Make season boring
Sutil's spin only Highlight
Make season boring
The Truth Shall set you free. (no theme music plays)
Tomáš.......Ttaaaaaaaattaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Watch this if you want to learn about what Canada is really like.
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GT Super Series
Tomáš.......Ttaaaaaaaattaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Watch this if you want to learn about what Canada is really like.
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GT Super Series
Re: 2011 in Haiku
The Finger held high.
We saw it eleven times.
Less times next year please.
Lotus v Lotus.
So easy to confuse them.
One Lotus next year.
Ferrari we're slow.
McLaren better, just.
Too easy for Seb.
We saw it eleven times.
Less times next year please.
Lotus v Lotus.
So easy to confuse them.
One Lotus next year.
Ferrari we're slow.
McLaren better, just.
Too easy for Seb.
"Well we've got this ridiculous situation where we're all sitting by the start-finish line waiting for a winner to come past and we don't seem to be getting one!" - James Hunt, Monaco 1982
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Re: 2011 in Haiku
Williams pathetic
Spent time being slow or in wall
Rejects of the year
Spent time being slow or in wall
Rejects of the year
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Re: 2011 in Haiku
Force India great
Shame they didn't beat Renault
Maybe next year yeah?
Shame they didn't beat Renault
Maybe next year yeah?
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Currently building a Subaru Impreza to compete in the 2016 MSV Trophy.
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Captain Hammer
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Re: 2011 in Haiku
I can't do haikus. But I can do limericks.
There was a young man named Vettel
Whose season went really well
But David Coulthard
Found pronouncing his name very hard
And so Martin Brundle gave him hell.
There once was a man named Hamilton
Who enjoyed being McLaren's favoured son
But he would occasionally stray
Into Felipe
And so it was Button who won.
There was a young man named Vettel
Whose season went really well
But David Coulthard
Found pronouncing his name very hard
And so Martin Brundle gave him hell.
There once was a man named Hamilton
Who enjoyed being McLaren's favoured son
But he would occasionally stray
Into Felipe
And so it was Button who won.
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Re: 2011 in Haiku
Here's Jarno Trulli
'Power steering is a-bad'
Jarno, give up now.
Heidfeld got replaced
Bruno Senna on the way
Somehow got more bored
Vettel has some cake
Coulthard pops along to see
Cake splat on Square-Jaw
...there.
'Power steering is a-bad'
Jarno, give up now.
Heidfeld got replaced
Bruno Senna on the way
Somehow got more bored
Vettel has some cake
Coulthard pops along to see
Cake splat on Square-Jaw
...there.
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Minardi Man
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Re: 2011 in Haiku
Williams low on cash
So hired maldonaldo
Best driver ever
So hired maldonaldo
Best driver ever
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Re: 2011 in Haiku
all of the gimmicks
all of the tv build up
flattened by newey
all of the tv build up
flattened by newey
"The worst part of my body that hurt in the fire was my balls" Gerhard Berger on Imola 1989
Re: 2011 in Haiku
It's ADX Wales!
Complaining about everything,
Why does he still watch?
Welcome back Pedro!
HRT need two drivers,
Luca Badoer!
No Haikus about
one Narain Karthikeyan
His name is too long.
Complaining about everything,
Why does he still watch?
Welcome back Pedro!
HRT need two drivers,
Luca Badoer!
No Haikus about
one Narain Karthikeyan
His name is too long.
"Well we've got this ridiculous situation where we're all sitting by the start-finish line waiting for a winner to come past and we don't seem to be getting one!" - James Hunt, Monaco 1982
Re: 2011 in Haiku
Some ROTR themed haikus
For Brazil's Rubens
Experience does not help
Stupid collision
Lewis Hamilton
Crashes into two drivers
Destroys Pastor's race
Nick and Kamui crash
Debris everywhere on straight
Marshal falls to ground
Grand Prix of Europe
Valencia, dull again
Thanks Hermann Tilke
Epic fail of season
In the slippery pit lane
D'Ambrosio spins
Felipe Massa
Never go over the kerb
Too violently
Maldonado fails
know the meaning of blue flags
Not once but two times
In their farewell joy
Virgin finally gets one
Reject of the Race
For Brazil's Rubens
Experience does not help
Stupid collision
Lewis Hamilton
Crashes into two drivers
Destroys Pastor's race
Nick and Kamui crash
Debris everywhere on straight
Marshal falls to ground
Grand Prix of Europe
Valencia, dull again
Thanks Hermann Tilke
Epic fail of season
In the slippery pit lane
D'Ambrosio spins
Felipe Massa
Never go over the kerb
Too violently
Maldonado fails
know the meaning of blue flags
Not once but two times
In their farewell joy
Virgin finally gets one
Reject of the Race
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Re: 2011 in Haiku
IdeFan wrote:It's ADX Wales!
Complaining about everything,
Why does he still watch?
Do Not Worry Ide
I gave up in october
this was just my view
it seems i am lost
to the rest of the forum
who all think im troll
but I dont worry
I am too old for f1
its now a kids show
"The worst part of my body that hurt in the fire was my balls" Gerhard Berger on Imola 1989