Today at school I put someones bag, books, folder, chair and table on the roof. The day is far from over, I plan to reverse the order of my classroom, turning the desks all the wrong way, and if I have time, the lockers at the other side of the classroom. Speaking of F1, wasn't there a bogus article saying that Nelson Piquet Jr was going to HRT? I think last year?
"The FIA's implementation of penalties is about as effective as that of the English football team."
We hid in Chemistry when the teacher. Like, in a really childish way but it was a laugh, I guess. Even though we're Year 12.
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
The nice part about April Fools is when the Whole Spanish Press believes one of these bogus stories, not realising that April 1st is the day when these happen in most of the world (in Spain it's usually done on December 28th) and publish them as truth.
I'll tell you if I find any of those.
Go home, Bernie Ecclestone!
"There will be no other victory this year, I can tell you, more welcomed than this one" Bob Varsha, 1995 Canadian GP
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
BaconLettuceNinja wrote:Oh, and apparently Richard Branson bought Pluto.
So he bought a cartoon dog?
But had the news that Kimi had wanted to go to NASCAR been published this morning, I would have assumed that an April Fool's story...
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
I could actually see the Cowell/Fuller thing happening, which scares me.
It would be a little amusing to see drivers who screw up in the race being sent to a little office where there is only a camera, Simon Cowell, and an humiliating chair for the driver to sit in to be berated by Cowell.
"Your drive today was terrible, I mean just awful. It was the worst I've ever seen in my life. Seriously! My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the racing business, don't."
BATracer GP2 Liveries Dozens of original liveries for use with the GP2 carset. (There's even an F1 Rejects livery!)
Ferrim wrote:The nice part about April Fools is when the Whole Spanish Press believes one of these bogus stories, not realising that April 1st is the day when these happen in most of the world (in Spain it's usually done on December 28th) and publish them as truth.
I'll tell you if I find any of those.
Of course, Spain gets its own back on December 28 - I've seen at least 2 F1 stories get taken too seriously because Spanish press circulated them on their December Fool's Day and the other countries didn't realise...
UPRC wrote:I could actually see the Cowell/Fuller thing happening, which scares me.
It would be a little amusing to see drivers who screw up in the race being sent to a little office where there is only a camera, Simon Cowell, and an humiliating chair for the driver to sit in to be berated by Cowell.
"Your drive today was terrible, I mean just awful. It was the worst I've ever seen in my life. Seriously! My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the racing business, don't."
Only if Cheryl Kerl acts as a grid girl or leads the 'Pathway of P****y' that appears before every podium.
Renault posted on their website saying they were going to put gold foil on the front wing over all of the gold and red elements for qualifying and the race this weekend.
Good thing they didn't, as those two would have found a way to wreck the nose.
ibsey wrote:Things happen in my underwear, every time I hear those Ferrari's.
JohnMLTX wrote:Renault posted on their website saying they were going to put gold foil on the front wing over all of the gold and red elements for qualifying and the race this weekend.
Good thing they didn't, as those two would have found a way to wreck the nose.
The only thing stupider than that would be embedding a multi-thousand dollar diamond into the nosecone...
I coined the term "Lewisteria". The irony is that I actually quite like Lewis Hamilton.
JohnMLTX wrote:Renault posted on their website saying they were going to put gold foil on the front wing over all of the gold and red elements for qualifying and the race this weekend.
Good thing they didn't, as those two would have found a way to wreck the nose.
The only thing stupider than that would be embedding a multi-thousand dollar diamond into the nosecone...
Especially if car got shunted nose-first...
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
JohnMLTX wrote:Renault posted on their website saying they were going to put gold foil on the front wing over all of the gold and red elements for qualifying and the race this weekend.
Good thing they didn't, as those two would have found a way to wreck the nose.
The only thing stupider than that would be embedding a multi-thousand dollar diamond into the nosecone...
And mount the said nosecone in Klien's midfield placed car at Monaco...
Colin Kolles on F111, 2011 HRT challenger: The car doesn't look too bad; it looks like a modern F1 car.
(The second might actually turn out to be real though...)
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