alternative 2009 f1 season

[macebig]

Unfortunately Brawn GP didn't make it to the grid and Red Bull was disqualified for the whole season for stealing brawn gp's double diffuser plans.So here we go
AUSTRALIA
Kubica makes to the 1st after an excellent pit stop strategy but an rc car controlled by HWNSNBM crashes into him 3 laps before the end.Hamilton wins but gets DSQ for overtaking Trulli in a safety car period.1-2 for Toyota
Trulli 10
Glock 8
Alonso 6
Rosberg 5
Buemi 4
Bourdais 3
Sutil 2
Heidfeld 1

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MALAYSIA
In monsoon situations Heidfeld wins despite being overtaken by Glock because race was interrupted . Half the points were awarded because the 75% was not completed
Heidfeld 5
Glock 4
Trulli 3
Hamilton 2,5
Rosberg 2
Massa 1,5
Bourdais 1
Alonso 0,5

[DemocalypseNow]

Does this mean Trulli & Toyota will be world champions this year?! They weren't so bad last season...

[macebig]

CHINA
In an another monsoon situation Kovalainen dominates the race.1-2 for McLaren as Hamilton follows into 2nd.Glock 3rd.
Kovalainen 10
Hamilton 8
Glock 6
Buemi 5
Alonso 4
Raikkonen 3
Bourdais 2
Heidfeld 1

[macebig]

BAHREIN
This time it's Trulli turn to dominate with a pole and an easy win.Tragic strategy denies 2nd for Glock who ends up 4rth.Hamilton and Raikkonen on podium.
Trulli 10
Hamilton 8
Raikkonen 6
Glock 5
Alonso 4
Rosberg 3
Piquet 2
Kovalainen 1

[macebig]

SPAIN
Massa loses victory after a tragic mistake at his 2nd pit-stop which leaves him with less fuel than necessary to complete the race.Alonso inherits a home win.Only 4 cars complete the 90% rave distance.
Alonso 10
Massa 8
Heidfeld 6
Rosberg 5

[macebig]

MONACO
Ferrari claims 1st season win with an untouchable performance the whole weekend.1-2 for Raikkonen and Massa.Rosberg follows.
Raikkonen 10
Massa 8
Rosberg 6
Alonso 5
Bourdais 4
Fisichella 3
Glock 2
Heidfeld 1

[James1978]

SPAIN
Massa loses victory after a tragic mistake at his 2nd pit-stop which leaves him with less fuel than necessary to complete the race.Alonso inherits a home win.Only 4 cars complete the 90% rave distance.
Alonso 10
Massa 8
Heidfeld 6
Rosberg 5

Hamilton came 9th, 1 lap down, so surely he should get 4 points and others behind him should score too?

[TomWazzleshaw]

SPAIN
Massa loses victory after a tragic mistake at his 2nd pit-stop which leaves him with less fuel than necessary to complete the race.Alonso inherits a home win.Only 4 cars complete the 90% rave distance.
Alonso 10
Massa 8
Heidfeld 6
Rosberg 5

Hamilton came 9th, 1 lap down, so surely he should get 4 points and others behind him should score too?

I knew something was wrong with the Spain results as soon as I saw them... it should be:
1. Alonso
2. Massa
3. Heidfeld
4. Rosberg
5. Hamilton
6. Glock
7. Kubica
8. Piquet Jr

But other than that good work so far.

[macebig]

thank you very much for correcting my mistake

[macebig]

TURKEY
After major aerodynamical updates TF109 returns to the highest podium spot with Jarno Trulli.Rosberg follows with an excellent 2nd ahead of Massa.
Trulli 10
Rosberg 8
Massa 6
Kubica 5
Glock 4
Raikkonen 3
Alonso 2
Heidfeld 1

[macebig]

GREAT BRITAIN
It's Massa's time to celebrate a win with Rosberg only 0.9 secs behind him.Trulli 3rd.Nakajima started from 2nd but ended up 7th
Massa 10
Rosberg 8
Trulli 6
Raikkonen 5
Glock 4
Fisichella 3
Nakajima 2
Piquet 1

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GERMANY
Second victory in a row for Felipe Massa.Rosberg yet again 2nd.Alonso 3rd
Massa 10
Rosberg 8
Alonso 6
Kovalainen 5
Glock 4
Heidfeld 3
Fisichella 2 ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nakajima 1(points again for the Japanese)

[macebig]

Before Hungary I would like to make a small comment.As you may know Kajuki's father ,Satoru was an F1 driver at the mid-80's and one of the first drivers to use onboard camera.In my country the f1 commentator called him Kurusawa of formula 1 because of the matter that because he started from lower grid places we could see nearly the whole grid through his onboard cam.

[macebig]

HUNGARY
HWNSNBM is angry with the latter form of Felipe Massa and launches a mini rocket from his underground base at Hungaroring.Massa gets Injured on the head but escapes any further danger.Of course he loses the rest of the season.Team-mate Raikkonen dedicates 2nd place for him.Hamilton wins and Rosberg is 3rd.Alonso loses win after his team didn't tight up the wheel appropriately (like 2006).
Hamilton 10
Raikkonen 8
Rosberg 6
Kovalainen 5
Glock 4
Trulli 3
Nakajima 2 (hey a constant point finisher is born)
Heidfeld 1

[macebig]

EUROPE
1-3 for McLaren with Hamilton in 1st and Kovalainen in 3rd.Raikkonen 2nd.Luca Badoer returns after 10 years as a replacement to Massa but continues his rejectful races with a lapped 14th.
Hamilton 10
Raikkonen 8
Kovalainen 6
Rosberg 5
Alonso 4
Kubica 3
Heidfeld 2
Fisichella 1

[macebig]

BELGIUM
A big surprise by Giancarlo Fisichella who takes pole and finishes 2nd.Raikkonen wins and Kubica is 3rd.
Raikkonen 10
Fisichella 8
Kubica 6
Heidfeld 5
Kovalainen 4
Glock 3
Sutil 2
Buemi 1

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ITALY
Unfortunately Badoer doesn't make it to Monza as Ferrari decides to give Massa's seat to Fisichella.Another win for Raikkonen as Hamilton crashes at the last lap at Curva di Lesmo with no pressure.Sutil continues Force India force with an unexpectable second.Alonso 3rd.
Raikkonen 10
Sutil 8
Alonso 6
Kovalainen 5
Heidfeld 4
Fisichella 3
Nakajima 2
Glock 1

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SINGAPORE
Hamilton wins from pole.Glock 2nd.Alonso 3rd
Hamilton 10
Glock 8
Alonso 6
Kovalainen 5
Kubica 4
Nakajima 3
Raikkonen 2
Rosberg 1

[James1978]

Amazed how well Nakajima seems to be doing under this sytem!

[macebig]

JAPAN
After a while we are back with Suzuka.A dreaming home win for Toyota as Jarno Trulli wins ahead of the McLaren of Lewis Hamilton and the Ferrari of Kimi Raikkonen.

Trulli 10
Hamilton 8
Raikkonen 6
Rosberg 5
Heidfeld 4
Kubica 3
Alonso 2
Kovalainen 1

[macebig]

BRAZIL
Robert Kubica wins in style after the retiring announcement from BMW.Lewis Hamilton is 2nd and Kimi Raikkonen is 3rd.
Kubica 10
Hamilton 8
Raikkonen 6
Buemi 5
Kobayashi 4
Fisichella 3
Liuzzi 2
Kovalainen 1

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ADU DHABI
At the inaugural grand prix at yas marina Nock Heidfeld makes the first back to back victory for BMW Sauber (and the last of course).Kamui Kobayashi takes his first podium
in on ly his third race.Team-mate Jarno Trulli is 3rd.
Heidfeld 10
Kobayashi 8
Trulli 6
Buemi 5
Rosberg 4
Kubica 3
Kovalainen 2
Raikkonen 1

[Ferrim]

Nakajima had a ton of 9th and 10th places last season, so it's not surprising that he does well here.

[tommykl]

But he stays a reject.

[Phoenix]

But he stays a reject.

I think the reject criteria should be changed. What about scoring 18 points to avoid rejectdom (or, in Nakajima's case, 7 points)?

[macebig]

With 10 points under his belt in 2009 Kazuki Nakajima is no longer a reject.Hoorayy

[tommykl]

With 10 points under his belt in 2009 Kazuki Nakajima is no longer a reject.Hoorayy

Actually, he's still a reject. Here's the criteria:
To be unrejectified, a driver must have:
At least a single top 4 finish, or
If a driver's best result is a 5th place, he needs at least one more top-6 finish, or
If a driver's best result is 6th place, he needs at least 3 of them.
In other words, he needs to score at least 3 points under the 10/9-6-4-3-2-1 system.

[Shizuka]

Counted the results together. Hopefully it's not messed up.

Raikkonen: 78
Hamilton: 68.5
Rosberg: 66
Trulli: 58
Glock: 56
Alonso: 55.5
Kovalainen: 45
Heidfeld: 44
Massa: 43.5
Kubica: 36
Fisichella: 17+6=23
Buemi: 15
Kobayashi: 12 - 5th place
Sutil: 12 - no 5th places
Bourdais: 10 - 5th place
Nakajima: 10 - no 5th places
Piquet Jr.: 4
Liuzzi: 2

Ferrari: 127.5
Toyota: 126
McLaren: 113.5
BMW: 80
Williams: 76
Renault: 59.5
Force India: 31
Toro Rosso: 27

[TomWazzleshaw]

I actually did a complete alternative 2009 championship standings compilation last year one on of the many sheets of paper containing these statistics and I've noticed the following errors in your standings Shizuka (Nothing against you or anything but I can be a perfectionist at times and they were all relatively minor errors):

Rosberg scored 69 points not 66
Glock scored 55 points not 56
Heidfeld scored 43 points not 44
Fisichella scored 22 points not 23
Buemi scored 19 points not 15
Sutil scored 13 points not 12

And there's the obvious flow-on effects in the constructors championship...

But other than that good work to both of you

[tommykl]

Bourdais also stays a reject, but with 2 6th places as best result, and 2 7th places next to that.

[Shizuka]

I actually did a complete alternative 2009 championship standings compilation last year one on of the many sheets of paper containing these statistics and I've noticed the following errors in your standings Shizuka (Nothing against you or anything but I can be a perfectionist at times and they were all relatively minor errors):

Rosberg scored 69 points not 66
Glock scored 55 points not 56
Heidfeld scored 43 points not 44
Fisichella scored 22 points not 23
Buemi scored 19 points not 15
Sutil scored 13 points not 12

And there's the obvious flow-on effects in the constructors championship...

But other than that good work to both of you

No problem, was doing it late in the night (counting all in the head, no papers, or anything), so here's the REAL result:

Raikkonen: 78
Rosberg: 69
Hamilton: 68.5
Trulli: 58
Alonso: 55.5
Glock: 55
Kovalainen: 45
Massa: 43.5
Heidfeld: 43
Kubica: 36
Fisichella: 16+6=22
Buemi: 19
Sutil: 13
Kobayashi: 12
Bourdais: 10 - 5th place
Nakajima: 10 - no 5th places
Piquet Jr.: 4
Liuzzi: 2

Ferrari: 127.5
Toyota: 125
McLaren: 113.5
BMW: 79 - Three 1st places
Williams: 79
Renault: 59.5
Force India: 31
Toro Rosso: 29

Hope I fixed it up properly now! Thanks for notifying!