Grand Prix Rejects

Whats good about this effort, aside from Hills comical appearance, is that the artist has chosen to include some cock-ups that Hill would probably rather forget, i.e. breaking down, clashing with Ralf Schumacher, signing for Arrows in the first place etc.

"If F1 Drivers Were Zombies"

My god, the eyes, THE EYES!

CoopsII wrote:
"...and unbelievably Burti's Jaguar appears to be levitating upwards for no apparent reason!!!"

Actually, ignoring the dodgy helmet, it's almost totally spot-on

Wizzie wrote:

CoopsII wrote:
"...and unbelievably Burti's Jaguar appears to be levitating upwards for no apparent reason!!!"

Actually, ignoring the dodgy helmet, it's almost totally spot-on

Holy crap! Well fair do's I take back the insult in its entirety and also you deserve a hefty ten point bonus for remembering the incident

CoopsII wrote:

Wizzie wrote:

CoopsII wrote:
"...and unbelievably Burti's Jaguar appears to be levitating upwards for no apparent reason!!!"

Actually, ignoring the dodgy helmet, it's almost totally spot-on

Holy crap! Well fair do's I take back the insult in its entirety and also you deserve a hefty ten point bonus for remembering the incident

Well, it was one of the few notable things Pizzonia did at Jaguar. The other notable things mostly being other mindless accidents

Gollum, anyone ?

Time for a revival in honour of the little bludger himself....

And again...

Try this on for size ...

eytl wrote:Try this on for size ...

Crickey that is flippin impressive.

Is it just me or does Graham Hill look like a chronic sex offender in that one?

takagi_for_the_win wrote:Is it just me or does Graham Hill look like a chronic sex offender in that one?

Graham Hill looks about right to me, except for the tyre he's sat on looking like it's made out of icing. Andretti on the other hand looks like his face is migrating south from his skull.

takagi_for_the_win wrote:Is it just me or does Graham Hill look like a chronic sex offender in that one?

I know what you mean. I can almost hear him saying "Well helloooo. Would you like to see some puppies?"

The Chilton and Bianchi ones are very bad. Jenson looks okay though.

go_Rubens wrote:The Chilton and Bianchi ones are very bad. Jenson looks okay though.

I dunno - that neckbeard...



M'lady *tips fedora*

Backmarker wrote: I dunno - that neckbeard...

Neckbeard? Looks to me like it's on his chin and lower cheeks.

Coming soon, F1 art that Bernie will most definitely find TERRIBLE..

I can say that is truly awful.

I actually quite like those drawings, gives the imagination a bit of work rather than having a picture of the event. I want to draw like them. The best I could do is stick figures

Aerospeed wrote:The best I could do is stick figures

I'm much more of a trier than you. The best I do is stick figures.

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:

Aerospeed wrote:The best I could do is stick figures

I'm much more of a trier than you. The best I do is stick figures.

I, er, have an entry in this thread.

Jocke1 wrote:

That's not terrible. I actually like that. His chin's a but small but who cares?

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:

Jocke1 wrote:

That's not terrible. I actually like that. His chin's a but small but who cares?

I never knew that Wayne Rooney drove for Lotus.

Drawn by Graeme Lowdon, not so terrible at all.

Jocke1 wrote:Drawn by Graeme Lowdon, not so terrible at all.

Who hell he?

How about this one?



Brundle's clearly farted.

Oh yes, I distinctly remember that world-beating partnership of Ralf Alesi and Ayrton Brundle!

And how about the wonderfulness of Formula 1 Championship Edition on the Megadrive?

Lotus-PEUGEOT? Wait, did I miss something?

Martini looks like that Senna model, who looks like a mix of Brundle and Pertwee...

MadGaz85 wrote:

Is it just me or does Pedro Lamy look a bit like Eddie Jordan in that picture?

Johnny Herbert seems to resemble Conan O'Brien, Damon Hill looks like Adam Scott and David Coulthard appears to look like the guy in this video.

Also, Rubens Barrichello looks a little like the lovechild of Bryan Cranston and Patrick Stewart, whilst Alesi looks like a puffy-faced John Travolta.

This from Mansell's SNES game in 1993. What was funny about it was that irrespective of who placed where the drivers on the podium where always either the badly rendered Mansell-Robot or the cloned drivers in yellow who, at a push, could both pass for badly rendered Schumacher-Robots.

I bloody loved that game, I did.

And here's Our NigeTM in his Indycar game also on the SNES. I liked this one too even though it suffered from having no real drivers names to compete with.

CoopsII wrote:

When did Nigel Farage grow a moustache?

Ataxia wrote:When did Nigel Farage grow a moustache?

He's got far too much chin to be Nigel Farage.