Small teams and fish commerce in expressionist art

LucaPacchiarini · Post by **LucaPacchiarini** » 19 Nov 2010, 20:50

In all the years of subjectivity and free-selling Formula One advertising, the subtleness of nature of small teams like Minardi who were still around us has set a moral issue to all the people of Western Culture.
As soon as the marginally enthralling power of Yes' Close To The Edge graced this planet in far 1972, many a driver has been carved out from his niche to convey a superior hyerarchical mithology of Man insomuch as driving a Forti.
John Player Special decorated cars would always highlight the shape of the monocoque eggs that closely like a slim fish as showed by the great turkish documentary produced in 1978 by Akira Kurosawa, F.Nippon driver and expressionist snooker player.

Undoubtless, the close link between Botticelli and Jean Denis Deletraz require further investigations, I intend pointing all the studiosos to the great John Barnard essay on Serbian Culture.

Comical plots, endurance racers and long distances of man between wrist and hand, otherworldy salmons experiences have confirmed the reissurgence of the so-called interior monologue dwelling so notorious for its bonds with the infamous Japanese Red Army, insomuch as an obstacle for the peotic movement, and not alien to many sexuallly explicit groundings in far-flung Singapore.

As the title of the latest F1 Championship shows, in the history of mankind an element of bourbonnaise culture has always been prevalent, let's think of the cherry fur coat so popular with Southern Nascar culture, in a symphtomatic sub-devician scene that will suffice as an example.

Enlightenment of the liver, however, should be always linked by an improvement of the self in the art of love making and onion mashing tradition, following the japanese example of such fine activity.

Discuss

Shadaza · Post by **Shadaza** » 19 Nov 2010, 21:04

Pedro Diniz.
But what is the question?

I think a WTF is in order.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 19 Nov 2010, 21:36

What the bathplug am I reading?

No offense, but I think you are on something. I just don't know what.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 19 Nov 2010, 22:02

Klon wrote:What the bathplug am I reading?

No offense, but I think you are on something. I just don't know what.

Ditto, only could you please send some of it my way? Then I can peacefully delude myself into thinking that the most deserving driver will win the NASCAR championship this weekend...

AndreaModa · Post by **AndreaModa** » 19 Nov 2010, 22:05

F1 deprivation is a serious illness. Around mid-November every year, literally millions of F1 fans will experience F1 deprivation in one form or another. For some it is only mild, a niggling irritation in the back of the head, yet for others it can manifest itself into a deadly obsession that results in the sufferer attempting to apply F1 knowledge and terminology into everyday life. As you can imagine, chaos ensues from such wild behaviour and the sufferer can typically expect to experience alienation from society as the regular population rejects him, in addition to frequent outbursts of deranged chanting and screaming, typically uttering words or phrases related to the sport.

There is but one known cure to F1 deprivation, and that is the start of a new season, normally starting in March. As a result a typical sufferer of F1 deprivation will endure upto four months of the symptoms described above. We need to help these marginalised members of society before it's too late. We can make the difference, and put an end to F1 deprivation.

Please donate today.

Think of the F1 fans this Christmas.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 19 Nov 2010, 22:11

AndreaModa wrote:F1 deprivation is a serious illness. Around mid-November every year, literally millions of F1 fans will experience F1 deprivation in one form or another. For some it is only mild, a niggling irritation in the back of the head, yet for others it can manifest itself into a deadly obsession that results in the sufferer attempting to apply F1 knowledge and terminology into everyday life. As you can imagine, chaos ensues from such wild behaviour and the sufferer can typically expect to experience alienation from society as the regular population rejects him, in addition to frequent outbursts of deranged chanting and screaming, typically uttering words or phrases related to the sport.

I went to the toilet twice in work thinking it would be a good strategy in finishing work quicker.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » 19 Nov 2010, 22:13

Watching David Lynch films has this effect on you, honestly.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 19 Nov 2010, 22:15

... The answer is HWNSNBM.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 19 Nov 2010, 22:23

LucaPacchiarini wrote:In all the years of subjectivity and free-selling Formula One advertising, the subtleness of nature of small teams like Minardi who were still around us has set a moral issue to all the people of Western Culture.
As soon as the marginally enthralling power of Yes' Close To The Edge graced this planet in far 1972, many a driver has been carved out from his niche to convey a superior hyerarchical mithology of Man insomuch as driving a Forti.
John Player Special decorated cars would always highlight the shape of the monocoque eggs that closely like a slim fish as showed by the great turkish documentary produced in 1978 by Akira Kurosawa, F.Nippon driver and expressionist snooker player.

Undoubtless, the close link between Botticelli and Jean Denis Deletraz require further investigations, I intend pointing all the studiosos to the great John Barnard essay on Serbian Culture.

Comical plots, endurance racers and long distances of man between wrist and hand, otherworldy salmons experiences have confirmed the reissurgence of the so-called interior monologue dwelling so notorious for its bonds with the infamous Japanese Red Army, insomuch as an obstacle for the peotic movement, and not alien to many sexuallly explicit groundings in far-flung Singapore.

As the title of the latest F1 Championship shows, in the history of mankind an element of bourbonnaise culture has always been prevalent, let's think of the cherry fur coat so popular with Southern Nascar culture, in a symphtomatic sub-devician scene that will suffice as an example.

Enlightenment of the liver, however, should be always linked by an improvement of the self in the art of love making and onion mashing tradition, following the japanese example of such fine activity.

Discuss

I cannot read this with a straight face.

Blackmore · Post by **Blackmore** » 19 Nov 2010, 23:51

Is your name David Coulthard?

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 20 Nov 2010, 00:27

This puts new meaning to referring to backmarker teams as "minnows."

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 20 Nov 2010, 00:40

O_O

What is this I dont' even

O_O

The Passenger · Post by **The Passenger** » 20 Nov 2010, 01:02

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 20 Nov 2010, 01:13

The Passenger wrote:I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!

61? That's numberwang!

Myrvold · Post by **Myrvold** » 20 Nov 2010, 02:44

Blackmore wrote:Is your name David Coulthard?

More like Eddie Jordan, eh?

But, I find what you write very fascinating, I cannot understand a **** but fascinating!

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 20 Nov 2010, 09:22

Ass, pizza, chocolate pudding?

I think the answer is 42.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 20 Nov 2010, 12:15

thehemogoblin wrote:This puts new meaning to referring to backmarker teams as "minnows."

[GrumpyOldManImpersonation]I remember back in my day when Cod was just a fish[/GrumpyOldManImpersonation]

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 20 Nov 2010, 12:40

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
The Passenger wrote:I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!

61? That's numberwang!

...the heck?!
I think what Luca is trying to convey is, he went partying yesterday until late at night and came back to his house drunk as a skunk, the result of which was he had to unwind his beleaguered mind writing this philosophically-laden text. I hope you're not a Vietcong...

Jordan192 · Post by **Jordan192** » 20 Nov 2010, 12:47

LucaPacchiarini wrote:Akira Kurosawa, F.Nippon driver and expressionist snooker player.

This is probably the greatest sentence ever written in the english language.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 20 Nov 2010, 13:05

I think someone is getting confused between expressionism and surrealism here, because this thread is definately surreal.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 20 Nov 2010, 14:17

The Passenger wrote:I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!

Given how random this topic is, it was about time someone quoted that famous line from MGS2.

For those who want to know more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68mbFvenlaQ

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 20 Nov 2010, 14:39

This is clearly the greatest thread Grand Prix racing has ever produced.
Also, i love the "Discuss" at the end - thanks Luca, this has really brightened my weekend!

Whis · Post by **Whis** » 20 Nov 2010, 16:34

LucaPacchiarini wrote:In all the years of subjectivity and free-selling Formula One advertising, the subtleness of nature of small teams like Minardi who were still around us has set a moral issue to all the people of Western Culture.
As soon as the marginally enthralling power of Yes' Close To The Edge graced this planet in far 1972, many a driver has been carved out from his niche to convey a superior hyerarchical mithology of Man insomuch as driving a Forti.
John Player Special decorated cars would always highlight the shape of the monocoque eggs that closely like a slim fish as showed by the great turkish documentary produced in 1978 by Akira Kurosawa, F.Nippon driver and expressionist snooker player.

Undoubtless, the close link between Botticelli and Jean Denis Deletraz require further investigations, I intend pointing all the studiosos to the great John Barnard essay on Serbian Culture.

Comical plots, endurance racers and long distances of man between wrist and hand, otherworldy salmons experiences have confirmed the reissurgence of the so-called interior monologue dwelling so notorious for its bonds with the infamous Japanese Red Army, insomuch as an obstacle for the peotic movement, and not alien to many sexuallly explicit groundings in far-flung Singapore.

As the title of the latest F1 Championship shows, in the history of mankind an element of bourbonnaise culture has always been prevalent, let's think of the cherry fur coat so popular with Southern Nascar culture, in a symphtomatic sub-devician scene that will suffice as an example.

Enlightenment of the liver, however, should be always linked by an improvement of the self in the art of love making and onion mashing tradition, following the japanese example of such fine activity.

Discuss

antani con scappellamento a destra.

no, really, i can't fully understand what you're saying.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 20 Nov 2010, 16:44

It's gotta be related to fireproof underwear.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 20 Nov 2010, 17:03

Slide into the mind of Allan McNish playing croquet with Justin Wilson, but also keep in mind that Christian Klien has stolen Wilson's bat, also Cristiano Da Matta appears to be walking up to the pitch "RUN ALLAN, RUN!"

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 20 Nov 2010, 17:17

And I thought this story about Felipe Massa being pregnant with the child of a certain Williams driver was the weiderst thing I have read in F1 fandom.

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 20 Nov 2010, 17:36

This reminds me of that koan generator one of Douglas Hofstadter's friends created, that would make random sentences with a set number of words...

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 20 Nov 2010, 17:41

Klon wrote:And I thought this story about Felipe Massa being pregnant with the child of a certain Williams driver was the weiderst thing I have read in F1 fandom.

Lella Lombardi?

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 20 Nov 2010, 18:06

dr-baker wrote:
Klon wrote:And I thought this story about Felipe Massa being pregnant with the child of a certain Williams driver was the weiderst thing I have read in F1 fandom.

Lella Lombardi?

Nay, he's currently alive and still active with Williams today.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 20 Nov 2010, 18:11

Klon wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
Klon wrote:And I thought this story about Felipe Massa being pregnant with the child of a certain Williams driver was the weiderst thing I have read in F1 fandom.

Lella Lombardi?

Nay, he's currently alive and still active with Williams today.

Patrick Head is at Williams and can drive (a road car at least)? And having relations with a member of the other sex and the man ending up pregnant would be strange...

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 20 Nov 2010, 19:08

dr-baker wrote:Patrick Head is at Williams and can drive (a road car at least)? And having relations with a member of the other sex and the man ending up pregnant would be strange...

Ah, whatever, I am talking about Barrichello. And to the second point: when I say something is weird, I mean it. :mrgreen:

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 20 Nov 2010, 19:20

And as I lay in my carbon fibre hammock drinking a Pina-Collard-a, I watch the clouds go by.....

.......that one just looked a bit like Tarso Marquez

Barbazza · Post by **Barbazza** » 20 Nov 2010, 20:05

What a load of Tosh.io Suzuki.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 20 Nov 2010, 21:22

Klon wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Patrick Head is at Williams and can drive (a road car at least)? And having relations with a member of the other sex and the man ending up pregnant would be strange...

Ah, whatever, I am talking about Barrichello. And to the second point: when I say something is weird, I mean it.

You know what, I thought you might have mant the Brazilian one from the start. I do like a good wild goose chase. Even when everybody else has given up and gone home. :roll:

watka · Post by **watka** » 20 Nov 2010, 22:51

Couldn't agree more Luca.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 20 Nov 2010, 23:33

Klon wrote:And I thought this story about Felipe Massa being pregnant with the child of a certain Williams driver was the weiderst thing I have read in F1 fandom.

Felipe's baby, stay cool!

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 20 Nov 2010, 23:38

redbulljack14 wrote:
Klon wrote:And I thought this story about Felipe Massa being pregnant with the child of a certain Williams driver was the weiderst thing I have read in F1 fandom.

Felipe's baby, stay cool!

This joke is so simple and yet so good. I both am amazed by this and wonder why I didn't come up with it?

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 22 Nov 2010, 19:42

To the OP

Stay off the cheese, the nurse will be along with your medication soon

so long and thanks for all the fish

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 22 Nov 2010, 20:38

When I count to ten, I count to 25