Predicament Predictions - Spain 2015

[GwilymJJames]

Predictions thread! Deadline is conclusion of FP3.

This is an example prediction. My predictions!

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Massa
5. Raikkonen
6. Bottas
7. Hulkenberg
8. Grosjean
9. Ricciardo
10. Maldonado

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Massa
First DNF: Nasr
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Perez
DNQ: Nil


Bahrain result will come in the FUTURE when Biscione remembers to tell us who got ROTR.

[Rob Dylan]

The 2015 "I can't believe it's been two years since Alonso last won. And THREE years since Maldonado last won!" Grand Prix

1. Pastor Maldonado
2. Fernando Alonso
3. Kevin Magnussen
4. Alex Rossi
5. Max Verstappen
6. Jos Verstappen
7. Felipe Masr
8. Felipe Nassa
9. Nick Mason
10. Nick Heidfeld

Pole: Marcus Ericsson
FL: Yuji Ide
ROTR: Heidfeld for being anonymous on his comeback
IIDOTR: Manor for having improved in pace by 3 seconds a lap. Unfortunately the drivers were unused to such high-speed driving and both proceeded to bin the car on the formation lap of the race.
First DNF: Yuji Ide
MLP: Alex Rossi
DNQ: Both Mercedes drivers. After a contract argument, Rosberg and Hamilton get into a fist-fight 5 minutes before Q1 starts, leaving them both with bleeding legs and unable to participate in the rest of the race weekend.
DBTMOTR: Hamilton for coming off second, losing much Gangsta Cred.

[Francis23]

2015 Hamilton messes up grand prix

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Raikkonen
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Grosjean
8. Ricciardo
9. Maldonado
10. Verstappen

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Sainz (dishonourable mention to repetitive results)
IIDOTR: Grosjean
First DNF: Ericsson
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Kvyat
DNQ: None

[Bobby Doorknobs]

Simtek's predictions.

2015 Independent Catalonia Spanish Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Bottas
5. Raikkonen
6. Massa
7. Hulkenberg
8. Grosjean
9. Ricciardo
10. Maldonado

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: McLaren (the livery's only the beginning)
IIDOTR: Bottas
First DNF: Kvyat
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Pérez
DNQ: -

[Miguel98]

2015 Spanish Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Raikkonen
5. Bottas
6. Alonso
7. Massa
8. Hulkenberg
9. Ricciardo
10. Kvyat

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Toro Rosso
IIDOTR: Alonso
First DNF: Maldonado
MLP: Nasr
DBTMOTR: Pérez
DNQ: nope

[Dom_Wings]

2015 Gran Premio de España Asturias FERNANDO ALONSO!?!?!?!?!

1.Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Rosberg
4. Raikkonen
5. Bottas
6. Ricciardo
7. Massa
8. Nasr
9. Pérez
10. Grosjean

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Explicable Ericsson
First DNF: Button
MLP: Nasr
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
DNQ: nope.jpg

[FortiFord]

1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Raikkonen
4. Rosberg
5. Bottas
6. Ricciardo
7. Grosjean
8. Verstappen
9. Massa
10. Maldonado

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Sainz
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
First DNF: Nasr
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Sainz
DNQ: None

[UncreativeUsername37]

2015 Barça GP

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Räikkonen
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Ricciardo
8. Grosjean
9. Verstappen
10. Nasr

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Race control
IIDOTR: Alonso, running in points until his engine melts
First retirement: Button
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
DNQ: Roundabout way of saying zero

[Meatwad]

Meatwad's predictions

2015 Spanish Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Räikkönen
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Grosjean
8. Ricciardo
9. Kvyat
10. Nasr

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
ROTR: Pérez
IIDOTR: Maldonado
First retirement: Sainz
MLP: Nasr
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
DNQ: None

[Peteroli34]

2015 Spanish Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Räikkönen
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Ricciardo
8. Grosjean
9. Verstappen
10. Hulkenburg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Vettel
First retirement: Alonso
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
DNQ: None

[tommykl]

tommykl's Predictions
2015 ALL ABOARD THE ALONSO HYPE TRAIN Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Räikkönen
4. Bottas
5. Vettel
6. Massa
7. Grosjean
8. Nasr
9. Pérez
10. Sainz

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
ROTR: Alonso (doesn't score)
IIDOTR: Nasr (solid drive to seventh)
First retirement: Verstappen
MLP: Nasr
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
DNQ: None

[DOSBoot]

DOSBoot's Predictions

2015 "The Rain in Spain Stays Mainly in the Plane" Grand Prix

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Raikkonen
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Nasr
8. Grojean
9. Sainz Jr.
10. Verstappen

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Nasr
First Retirement: Maldonado
MLP: Nasr
DBTMOTR: Ericsson
DNQ: None

[AxelP800]

2015 Maldonado in Espana Grand Prix

1. Maldonado
2. Vettel
3. Verstappen
4. Massa
5. Nasr
6. Ricciadro
7. Alonso
8. Button
9. Grosjean
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
ROTR: -
IIDOTR: Verstappen
First Retirement: Both Mercedes (clash at 1st corner)
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Bottas
DNQ: None

[tBone]

2015 Bayern München Barcelona Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Raikkonen
4. Vettel
5. Bottas
6. Grosjean
7. Alonso
8. Verstappen
9. Sainz jr.
10. Maldonado

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
ROTR: Nasr
IIDOTR: Alonso
First Retirement: Button
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
DNQ: None

[Shizuka]

2015 Borecelona Race

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Räikkönen
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Sainz
8. Grosjean
9. Verstappen
10. Hülkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Red Bull (another double DNF)
IIDOTR: Grosjean
First DNF: Kvyat
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Perez
DNQ: Nah...

[mario]

1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Rosberg
4. Raikkonen
5. Bottas
6. Sainz Jr
7. Massa
8. Verstappen
9. Grosjean.
10. Alonso

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
ROTR: Force India
IIDOTR: Alonso
First Retirement: Button
MLP: Sainz Jr
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
DNQ: None

[More_Blue_Flags]

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Raikkonen
5. Kvyat
6. Massa
7. Sainz
8. Bottas
9. Button
10. Grosjean

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Force India
IIDOTR: Kvyat
First DNF: Verstappen
MLP: Sainz
DBTMOTR: Perez
DNQ: Nil

[Klon]

2015 Cause I Feeeeeel Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Räikkönen
4. Vettel
5. Massa
6. Kvyat
7. Bottas
8. Grosjean
9. Ericsson
10. Maldonado

Pole: Rosberg
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Sainz - Rookie mistake ends his race very early
IIDOTR: Kvyat - Uses the Red Bull car to full effect and challenges the two Williams
First DNF: Sainz
MLP: Nasr
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
DNQ: >implying

[RAK]

RAK's Predictions
2015 Alonso's Revenge Grand Prix

1) Hamilton
2) Rosberg
3) Vettel
4) Raikkonen
5) Kvyat
6) Verstappen
7) Alonso
8) Bottas
9) Sainz
10) Massa

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Nasr
ROTR: Force India
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
MLP: Verstappen
DNQ: None

[Londoner]

East Londoner's Predictions
2015 Barcazzzzzz GP

1. HAMILTONWINSLOL
2. Vettel
3. Raikkonen
4. Rosberg
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Maldonado
8. Grosjean
9. Alonso
10. Sainz Jr

Pole: HAMILTONPOLELOL
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First retirement: Verstappen (another race, another ruined Renault power unit)
ROTR: Rosberg (mentally given up already)
IIDOTR: Alonso (drags the recalcitrant McLaren to its first points of the season)
DBTMOTR: Rosberg
MLP: Sainz Jr
DNQ: nope.wmv

[AdrianBelmonte_]

2015 "Espanya ens roba" Països Catalans Grand Prix

1) Hamilton
2) Raikkonen
3) Vettel
4) Rosberg
5) Ricciardo
6) Verstappen
7) Alonso
8) Bottas
9) Sainz
10) Nasr

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton... again
First Retirement: Button
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Rosberg
MLP: Verstappen
DNQ: None

[AndreaModa]

1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Rosberg
4. Raikkonen
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Ricciardo
8. Verstappen
9. Kvyat
10. Sainz Jr

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Perez
IIDOTR: Vettel
First DNF: Perez
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Perez
DNQ: None

[Ducktanian]

1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Raikkonen
4. Rosberg
5. Bottas
6. Massa
7. Ricciardo
8. Grosjean
9. Kvyat
10. Alonso

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Alonso
First DNF: Merhi
MLP: Verstappen
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
DNQ: None

[UncreativeUsername37]

Meanwhile in the Autosport league, Team DNPQ move up 14 places to the top

[GwilymJJames]

1. Rosberg (5pts)
2. Hamilton (3pts)
3. Vettel (3pts)
4. Bottas (2pts)
5. Raikkonen (2pts)
6. Massa (2pts)
7. Ricciardo (2pts)
8. Grosjean (2pts)
9. Sainz Jr. (2pts)
10. Kvyat (2pts)
1 pt for right driver, wrong positiion

Pole. Rosberg (2pts)
FL. Hamilton (1pt)
ROTR. McLaren (3pts)
IIDOTR. Rosberg (3pts)
First Ret. Alonso (1pt)
MLP. Sainz Jr. (2pt)
DBTM. Maldonado (2pt)
DNQ. None (1pt)

Spain results

1. DOSBoot: 25
2. Francis23: 19
2. Simtek: 19
4. GwilymJJames: 17
4. UgncreativeUsergname: 17
6. Dartanian: 16
6. More_Blue_Flags: 16
6. peteroli34: 16
9. mario: 14
9. Meatwad: 14
9. Shizuka: 14

12. AndreaModa: 13
12. East Londoner: 13
12. Klon: 13
12. Miguel98: 13
16. AdrianBelmonte_: 12
16. RAK: 12
16. Reject_Dom: 12
16. tBone: 12
20. tommykl: 11
21. FortiFord: 10
22. AxelP800: 5
23. Rob Dylan: 1

Overall standings

1. UgncreativeUsergname: 91
2. AndreaModa: 84
2. RAK: 84
4. GwilymJJames: 80
4. Shizuka: 80
6. mario: 79
6. Meatwad: 79
6. More_Blue_Flags: 79
9. Simtek: 74
10. peteroli34: 72

11. tommykl: 71
12. Miguel98: 69
13. Dartanian: 66
13. Klon: 66
15. FortiFord: 64
16. Francis23: 63
16. watka: 63
18. DOSBoot: 62
19. tBone: 58
20. East Londoner: 56
21. AdrianBelmonte_: 54.5
22. Dj_bereta: 54
23. Reject_Dom: 45
24. pi314159: 44
25. AxelP800: 41
25. Dr-Baker: 41
27. Bleu: 37
28. Rob Dylan: 36
29. go_Rubens: 33
30. Ataxia: 25

31. wsrgo: 18
32. TheFlyingCaterham: 17
33. tzerof1: 16.5
34. Cynon: 15
35. Frogfoot9013: 14
36. Dan B: 13
36. Fmecha: 13
38. Biscione: 12
39. Pheonix: 10
40. A Very Coolman: 9
40. WeirdKerr: 9
42. Pointrox: 7
43. W12: 7
44. roblomas52: 6

[Rob Dylan]

1 point, yeeeees!

Wait a second, what on earth did I get a point for?