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The Vladimir Putin Reject Memorabilia thread

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Inspired by this monstrosity, discovered at Sochi:

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Your turn, Japan...

Seriously, this is creepy.

That helmet looks like Justin Wilsons, it doesn't make sense that they put in that picture!
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Where's his big red war button?! :P
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Because they can't show full-frontal nudity.
This wrote:That helmet looks like Justin Wilsons, it doesn't make sense that they put in that picture!

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Here is one of the things from the merchandise stalls at Suzuka.
http://wtf1.co.uk/mansell-moustache-suzuka/
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roblomas52 wrote:Here is one of the things from the merchandise stalls at Suzuka.
http://wtf1.co.uk/mansell-moustache-suzuka/

At a distance they look like something far more, erm, smellier than moustache...
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roblomas52 wrote:Here is one of the things from the merchandise stalls at Suzuka.
http://wtf1.co.uk/mansell-moustache-suzuka/

That leads me to the question that was on my mind after qualifying: Did Nige actually grow back his moustache or was he just wearing one of those? Because I would be very disappointed if it was the latter...
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So he's wearing a Toyota F1 race suit, and the car looks like a 200-something Champ Car... :?
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roblomas52 wrote:Here is one of the things from the merchandise stalls at Suzuka.
http://wtf1.co.uk/mansell-moustache-suzuka/

That leads me to the question that was on my mind after qualifying: Did Nige actually grow back his moustache or was he just wearing one of those? Because I would be very disappointed if it was the latter...

No. Nige grew *all* of the moustaches.
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roblomas52 wrote:Here is one of the things from the merchandise stalls at Suzuka.
http://wtf1.co.uk/mansell-moustache-suzuka/


That's not reject memorabilia. That is awesome memorabilia. And something I would definitely buy.
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Captain Hammer wrote:Because they can't show full-frontal nudity.
This wrote:That helmet looks like Justin Wilsons, it doesn't make sense that they put in that picture!

Seriously, you missed the IndyCar?

You missed my pun :P
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You thought the T-shirts were bad?

I bet this is worse

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shinji wrote:
Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.

Does listening to a dog licking its balls get you excited?

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