Predicament Predictions - 2013 Spanish Grand Prix

[TomWazzleshaw]

Yes, I have officially run out of motivation to bother doing the standings properly (I got most of the way though Australia, realised I'd made a mistake in the calculations that had carried throughout, and decided I couldn't be stuffed going back and doing it properly) but I'll keep this going for your benefit. The deadline is the conclusion of FP3 on Saturday as always.

Wizzie's Predictions
2013 Spanish Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Hamilton
5. Button
6. Webber
7. Grosjean
8. Massa
9. Perez
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Perez
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Rosberg (Has embarrassing mid-race accident after shock Q1 exit while Hamilton puts up a good showing in the sister car)
IIDOTR: Perez (Nearly hauls the McLaren kicking and screaming to a podium before a late puncture requires a stop for new tyres)
DBTMOTR: Rosberg
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[Shizuka]

2013 Pastor Maldonado GP

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Hamilton
5. Webber
6. Grosjean
7. Button
8. Massa
9. Perez
10. Di Resta

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Van Der Garde
ROTR: Rosberg's unreliability (another retirement...)
IIDOTR: Di Resta
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None
Alex Yoong Award: Chilton

[rachel1990]

1. Vettel (damm tyres)
2. Webber
3. Rakkionen
4. Alonso
5. Massa
6. Hamiltion
7. Grosjean
8. Hulkenburg
9. Button
10. Rosberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Sutil
ROTR: Van de Garde
Alex Yoong Award: Van de Garde

Vettel is going to win this by miles. Because of the tyres being hard and medium which red bull loves

[RAK]

RAK's Predictions:
2013 Austerity Sucks Let's Go Race Some Cars Grand Prix

1) Vettel
2) Alonso
3) Webber
4) Raikkonen
5) Hamilton
6) Grosjean
7) Rosberg
8) Button
9) Maldonado
10) Massa

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Hulkenberg/Perez - first corner pile-up catches the midfielders in the midst.
ROTR: van der Garde
IIDOTR: Alonso - pushes harder than the Ferrari should go and almost catches Vettel by the end
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[RonDenisDeletraz]

Predictions
2013 Manuel from Barcelona Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Alonso
3. Grosjean
4. Massa
5. Hamilton
6. Rosberg
7. Raikkonen
8. Button
9. Maldonado
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Van Derp Garde
ROTR: Vettel's car (fails while he is dominating the race, much to the delight of everyone
IIDOTR: The two crashing idiots from last year (GRSJN and Maldolan)
DBTMOTR: Bottal
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[UncreativeUsername37]

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Webber
5. Hamilton
6. Rosberg
7. Massa
8. Sutil
9. Button
10. Grosjean

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Riedel
IIDOTR: Bianchi (beats Bottas for real this time)
DBTMOTR: di Resta
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: Ma (subbed in for ill Pic)

[Ataxia]

Ataxia's Predictions
2013 More "Loudy" than Gaudi Grand Prix

1. Raikkonen
2. Grosjean
3. Alonso
4. Vettel
5. Massa
6. Webber
7. Hamilton
8. Sutil
9. Rosberg
10. Button

Pole: Raikkonen
Fastest Lap: Massa
First Retirement: Giedo the Paedo
ROTR: Di Resta
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ:

[Alextrax52]

2013 Redbull cakewalk Spanish Grand Prix

1 Finger Boy
2 Mick Wibbah
3 Finando Telfonso
4 Britney Spears
5 Ice Cream Man
6 Bunsen Jetton
7 Ramilton
8 HULK-enberg
9 GGGRRRSSSJJJNNN
10 The Reverend

Pole: Mick Wibbah
Fastest Lap: Finger Boy
First Retirement: SOOTIL (Stalls on the grid)
ROTR: Perez: Takes out Felipe and the Glass of milk after they all qualified 5th 6th and 7th
IIDOTR: The Reverend: Scores Williams first point of the year
DBTMOTR: Ramilton: Only comes alive in the last 10 laps to get 7th while Britney challenges for the podium
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Chilton

[Klon]

Klon's Predictions
2013 Soy Estúpido Grand Prix

1.
V
E
T
T
E
L
W
I
N
S
L
O
L
2. Räikkönen
3. Webber
4. Massa
5. Grosjean
6. Rosberg
7. Hamilton
8. Di Resta
9. Button
10. Sutil

Pole: Alonso
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Ferrari engines (only Massa's doesn't have failure)
IIDOTR: Bottas (comes very close to a point)
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[FMecha]

2013 "Enoch's Curse on Kimi Works!" G.P.

1 Alonso
2 Webber
3 Grosjean
4 Button
5 Hamilton
6 Vettel
7 Hulkenberg
8 Maldonado
9 Bottas
10 Chilton

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Sutil
ROTR: Enoch (His curse works as Raikkonen's alternator fails mid-way during the race)
IIDOTR: Chilton and Bottas
DBTMOTR: Rosberg
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Giedo van derp F Grade

[Alextrax52]

Klon's Predictions
2013 Soy Estúpido Grand Prix

1.
V
E
T
T
E
L
W
I
N
S
L
O
L

For once i ain't surprised Vettel's getting many nominations for the win. Red Bull look like they could have drawn this track in the past. The only thing that could stop them is the front wing

[FantometteBR]

FantometteBR's Predictions
2013 Overtake if you Can Gran Prix

1. Raikkonen
2. Webber
3. Hamilton
4. Alonso
5. Vettel
6. Sutil
7. Massa
8. Ricciardo
9. Button
10. Rosberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Vergne (engine failure)
ROTR: Di Resta (fails to move to Q2 and fights for position with Caterhams, Marussias and a Williams)
IIDOTR: Ricciardo (The other Toro Rosso goes well and work to points
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: No person

[FullMetalJack]

2013 Williams finally won this last year Grand Prix

1. MALDONADOWINSLOL
2. Vettel
3. Hamilton
4. Webber
5. Alonso
6. Rosberg
7. Button
8. Grosjean
9. Hulkenberg
10. Perez

Pole: MALDONADOPOLELOL
Fastest Lap: Webber
First Retirement: Raikkonen (Enoch's article curse will continue, as much as I don't want it to)
ROTR: Force India
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez Gutierrez
MLP: #BOTTAS
DNQ: None

[DOSBoot]

DOSBoot's Perdictions:


2013 Debt Crisis Grand Prix

1. Alonso
2. Hamilton
3. Raikkonen
4. Webber
5. Grojean
6. Vettel
7. Button
8. Hulkenburg
9. Massa
10. Di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonaldo
IIDOTR: Hulkenburg
DBTMOTR: Rosberg
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[The Dutch Bear]

My predictions:

2013 Grosser Preis der Deutschen Steuerzahler

1. VETTELWINSLOL
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Massa
6. Raikkonen
7. Hulkenberg
8. Rosberg
9. Di Resta
10. Grosjean

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez Gutierrez
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: Zero

[Hound55]

Hound55's predictions

2013 Pedro de la Rosa GP

1. Massa
2. Raikkonen
3. Vettel
4. Webber
5. Alonso
6. Hamilton
7. Perez
8. Sutil
9. Hulkenburg
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: di Resta & Grosjean
ROTR: di Resta (collides with Grosjean, demands that Grosjean should be banned even though it was mostly his fault)
IIDOTR: Alonso (more bad luck can't slow him down that much)
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: none

[takagi_for_the_win]

takagi's predictions

2013 We're Better At Football Than F1 Grand Prix

1. vettelwinslol
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Raikkonen
5. Perez
6. Hamilton
7. Rosberg
8. Hulkenberg
9. Massa
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Grosjean and Sutil
ROTR: Button (struggles with tyres, beaten soundly by Perez)
IIDOTR: Perez (5th on merit, not bad)
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Nil

[Londoner]

Likewise, I simply don't have the time to calculate the results thanks to exams. Maybe in June time I will.

East Londoner's Predictions
2013 Grosjean Grand Prix.

1. Grosjean
2. Alonso
3. Massa
4. Vettel
5. Button
6. Hamilton
7. Hulkenberg
8. Webber
9. Perez
10. Maldonado

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Grosjean
First retirement: Raikkonen (Finger Boy punts him at the first corner. )
ROTR: Vettel/Eytl (Vettel for being a douche once again, Enoch for cursing Kimi. )
IIDOTR: Grosjean (Picks up the pieces and WINS!)
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez (trolling around doing sod-all yet again)
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: The number Damon Hill had on his car in 1993 and 1994...

[Aerospeed]

I might be able to do Australia tonight, the rest I don't know.

2013 "Pastor will not repeat his win" Grand Prix (Jocke I'm looking at you)
JeremyMcClean's predictions
1. Hamilton (because why not?)
2. Webber
3. Vettel
4. Sutil
5. Rosberg
6. Massa
7. Hulkenberg
8. Button
9. Perez
10. Maldonado (I always hedge my bets...)

Pole: Raikkonen
Fastest Lap: Flip a coin, what the heck, Maldonado
First DNF: Chilton
ROTR: Etyl and the curse of the F1 Rejects article
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Zip

Can someone tell me what the Alex Yoong award is??

[pi314159]

Can someone tell me what the Alex Yoong award is??

The driver who sets the slowest time in Q1. There aren't any points awarded yet for predicting it correctly, but it would make sense to replace the DNQ prediction with the Yoong award.

[TomWazzleshaw]

Can someone tell me what the Alex Yoong award is??

The driver who sets the slowest time in Q1. There aren't any points awarded yet for predicting it correctly, but it would make sense to replace the DNQ prediction with the Yoong award.

And make me do more work? How could you do this to me?

[Sunshine_Baby_[IT]]

2013 Spanish Grand Prix

1. Raikkonen
2. Alonso
3. Vettel
4. Hamilton
5. Button
6. Massa
7. Webber
8. Hulkenberg
9. Perez
10. Grosjean

Pole: Grosjean
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: none

[Daxam_Stark]

Dax's predictions

2013 HRT World Domination GP

1. Hulkenberg
2. Raikkonen
3. Bottas
4. Button
5. Vettel
6. Hamilton
7. Alonso
8. Webber
9. Rosberg
10. Massa


Pole: Hulkenberg
Fastest Lap: Hulkenberg
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg((And makes case for Drive of the Year while he is at it.))
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
First Retirement: Gutierrez(Credit card was rejected during his first pit stop)
MLP: Bottas

[go_Rubens]

2013 "Less than ten overtakes in one race debacle" GP

1. Räikkönen (Enoch gives Kimi luck!)
2. Massa
3. Grosjean
4. Hamilton
5. Rosberg
6. Hülkenberg
7. Sutil
8. di Resta
9. Vettel
10. Vergne

Pole: Webber
Fastest Lap: Massa
First Retirement: Alonso (massive rear wing failure with DRS)
ROTR: DRS (doesn't help people pass and force multiple cars to retire)
IIDOTR: Massa (overcomes DRS woes)
DBTMOTR: Guiterrez Guiterrez
MLP: Guiterrez Guiterrez
DNQ: both Caterhams
Alex Yoong Award: Giedo van derp Garde (screwed up so badly he had the same pace of MasterCard Lola)

[dr-baker]

2013 "The reign in Spain falls mainly on Vettel" GP

1. Vettel
2. Jenson
3. Webber
4. Alonso
5. Massa
6. Lewis
7. Nico
8. Perez
9. Kimi
10. Maldonado (a Williams has to score eventually, don't they?)

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel...
First Retirement: it will be a dull race so no retirements. Or at least no unclassified runners...
ROTR: Kimi Raikkonen/the curse of the F1 Reject mid-season article...
IIDOTR: Jenson Button (well, here's hoping and praying...)
DBTMOTR: Max Chilton
MLP: Guiterrez Guiterrez
DNQ: do not quantify (i.e. DNQ=0)

[kevinbotz]

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Webber
5. Button
6. Hamilton
7. Rosberg
8. Grosjean
9. Perez
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonado'll bin it attempting to recapture the glory of last year from 14th on the grid
ROTR: Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Jenson Button
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: Narain Karthikeyan (RIP HRT)

[Onxy Wrecked]

The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly on the Plains GP
1. Alonso
2. VETTELLOSESLOL
3. Raikkonen
4. Green Eggs and Hamilton
5. Rosberg
6. Grosjean
7. Webber
8. Button
9. Ricciardo
10. The Reverend Maldonado

Pole: Vettel
Fast Lap: Vettel
ROTR: Gutierrez Gutierrez
IIDOTR: Reverend Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: NOPE!
Alex Yoong Award: van derp Garde

[Aerond]

2013 22 Years of Boredom GP

1.Alonso
2.Kimi
3.Vettel
4.Massa
5.Webber
6.Button
7.Hamilton
8.Sutil
9.Di Resta
10.Bianchi (I believe!!!)

Pole: Kimi
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
ROTR: Grosjean strikes back!!
IIDOTR: Bianchi (I believe!!!)
DBTMOTR: Pereeeeez
MLP: Bianchi (I believe!!!)
DNQ: No way

[Dj_bereta]

1. Raikkonen
2. Vettel
3. Grosjean
4. Massa
5. Sutil
6. Perez
7. Button
8. Rosberg
9. Di Resta
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Sutil
First Retirement: Hamilton
ROTR: Ramilton (nuff said)
IIDOTR: Sutil (fastest lap + a very good result)
DBTMOTR: Webber
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: none

[Meatwad]

2013 Spanish Grand Prix

Meatwad's predictions
1. Alonso
2. Vettel
3. Räikkönen
4. Grosjean
5. Hamilton
6. Webber
7. Di Resta
8. Rosberg
9. Maldonado
10. Vergne

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Räikkönen
First retirement: Pic
ROTR: Sutil
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[tommykl]

2013 No Rain in Spain Grand Prix

tommykl's predictions
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Räikkönen
4. Webber
5. Vettel
6. Alonso
7. Vergne
8. Bottas
9. Maldonado
10. Gutiérrez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Hülkenberg
ROTR: Ricciardo
IIDOTR: Rosberg
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[DanielPT]

2013 Spanish Grand Prix

DanielPT's predictions
1. Alonso
2. Räikkönen
3. Vettel
4. Hamilton
5. Maldonado
6. Webber
7. Grrrrjjjjnnnn
8. Rosberg
9. Massa
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Räikkönen
First retirement: Button
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[Bleu]

2013 This isn't motorcycling Spanish Grand Prix

1. Räikkönen
2. Vettel
3. Alonso
4. Hamilton
5. Grosjean
6. Massa
7. Webber
8. Maldonado
9. Bottas
10. Rosberg
Pole: Vettel
FL: Massa
ROTR: McLaren
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Rosberg
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[WaffleCat]

2013 Espanol Grand Prix

WaffleCat's predictions
1. Hamilton
2. Räikkönen
3. Button
4. Alonso
5. Perez
6. Webber
7. Gross Jeans
8. Rosberg
9. Vettel
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Räikkönen
First retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Di Resta
IIDOTR:Perez
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bianchi
DNQ: None

[Ed24]

1. Alonso
2. Vettel
3. Raikkonen
4. Hamilton
5. Massa
6. Webber
7. Grosjean
8. Sutil
9. Di Resta
10. Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Williams
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[GwilymJJames]

2013 Why didn't any of you Spanish bastards give HRT the money they needed? Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Alonso
3. Vettel
4. Massa
5. di Resta
6. Perez
7. Button
8. Sutil
9. Maldonado
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Webber
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Rosberg
ROTR: Mercedes
IIDOTR: di Resta
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: #BOTTAS
DNQ: Hulkenberg (breaks down on out-lap)

[F1 Adam]

F1 Adam's predictions
The 2013 We're too lazy to put words in our national anthem Grand Prix

1. Sebby V
2. Nandy A
3. Kimi R
4. Roamy G
5. Flippy M
6. Jensey B
7. Lewey H
8. Marky W
9. Pasty M
10. Jeanny V

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Raikkonen
First retirement: Perez
ROTR: di Resta
IIDOTR: di Resta
DBTMOTR: di Resta (he should win one of them)
MLP: Valerie
DNQ: Nah

[QuickYoda41]

QuickYoda41's Predictions
2013 Spanish Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Alonso
3. Vettel
4. Rosberg
5. Button
6. Raikkonen
7. Di Resta
8. Webber
9. Grosjean
10. Massa

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Massa
First Retirement: Van der Garde
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Hamilton
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

[mario]

2013 Spanish Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Hamilton
5. Webber
6. Rosberg
7. Grosjean
8. Massa
9. Di Resta
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

[Rocks with Salt]

Rocks with Salt's Predictions

2013 Catalonian Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Webber
4. Raikkonen
5. Hamilton
6. Grosjean
7. Button
8. Massa
9. Hulkenberg
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Ricciardo
ROTR: Race Officials (I'll get this one someday, mark my words!)
IIDOTR: Hamilton
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None