MC Hamilton

Post by **Londoner** » 01 Jan 2012, 15:26

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/4029939/Call-me-MC-Laren-Lewis-Hamilton-records-RB-album-in-top-music-studio-used-by-superstars-including-Robbie-Williams-and-Kylie-Minogue.html

Looks like F1 Deprivation is now affecting the drivers as well. Or maybe, seeing as DJ Squire currently is not on the grid for the season, Hamilton has decided to fill his shoes. It surely cannot be worse than his driving last season, can it?

NOTE: This story is run by The Scum, so take it with a pinch of salt...

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 01 Jan 2012, 15:35

East Londoner wrote:Lewis Hamilton records [...] in top music studio used by [...] Robbie Williams...

When there's no love on track
This new de-cade keeps bringing me down
All the races I've dri-hi-ven
Trying to find a race supreme
A race supreme

Oh what am I really looking for?
Another racer on my track to
abuse and to adore?
...

:lol:

Pointrox · Post by **Pointrox** » 01 Jan 2012, 16:44

That's gangsta.

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 01 Jan 2012, 21:42

This will fail

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 02 Jan 2012, 00:31

Klon wrote:
East Londoner wrote:Lewis Hamilton records [...] in top music studio used by [...] Robbie Williams...

When there's no love on track
This new de-cade keeps bringing me down
All the races I've dri-hi-ven
Trying to find a race supreme
A race supreme

Oh what am I really looking for?
Another racer on my track to
abuse and to adore?
...

Of all the songs in the world, that's one of the few you don't actually need to change the lyrics to in order to link it to F1.

Eryx · Post by **Eryx** » 02 Jan 2012, 03:34

come and drive if you think you are good enough (X2)

The F...I....A..... (X2)

we've got roads directing our fate
and we're praying it's not too late
cause we know the martials are from grace
Win the race(x2)

and when we cross the line we always come to late
i often think that we were born to race
get up and see the resentment in my eyes (X2)

I think its crap but ....best i could do.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 02 Jan 2012, 04:31

I can just see Felipe Massa's debut single coming out ...

"If you're having girl trouble, I feel bad for you son
I got ninety-nine problems, but a bitch ain't one."

This has the potential to be as embarrassing as the F*** It (I Don't Want You Back) single and F.U.R.B. (F*** You Right Back) response song from a few years ago. Which gave birth to this brilliance (in the Formula 1 world, I imagine this would be performed by Alonso).

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 02 Jan 2012, 10:50

I remember saying Hamilton was like Jacques Villeneuve in that he would eventually record an album... proof that F1 Rejects is ahead of the rest of the world. Unwittingly.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 02 Jan 2012, 11:32

Cynon wrote:I remember saying Hamilton was like Jacques Villeneuve in that he would eventually record an album... proof that F1 Rejects is ahead of the rest of the world. Unwittingly.

Now we only have to wait if he is as talented(less) as Villeneuve is for music. As for the sales no doubt he will sale a lot. If he is really good, he manages to sale naturally but if he is crap then all the mindless fans of his (he is a star so, like all stars, he certainly has some) will help boost sales.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 02 Jan 2012, 14:03

DanielPT wrote:
Cynon wrote:I remember saying Hamilton was like Jacques Villeneuve in that he would eventually record an album... proof that F1 Rejects is ahead of the rest of the world. Unwittingly.

Now we only have to wait if he is as talented(less) as Villeneuve is for music. As for the sales no doubt he will sale a lot. If he is really good, he manages to sale naturally but if he is crap then all the mindless fans of his (he is a star so, like all stars, he certainly has some) will help boost sales.

Then maybe he can use that money to help offset his McLaren repair bill. :mrgreen:

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 02 Jan 2012, 15:20

I remember saying ages ago - something like 2009 - Lewis Hamilton was going to become the next Jacques Villeneuve, with a backwards career trajectory. I didn't expect him to reach this stage so quickly though :shock:

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 02 Jan 2012, 15:25

I thought this was a thread about a new F1 related fast-food burger.....

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 02 Jan 2012, 16:08

Now all we need is for Hamilton to join a brand-new team that's sponsored heavily and their first car turns up to be unreliable beyond all repair...

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 02 Jan 2012, 16:24

JeremyMcClean wrote:Now all we need is for Hamilton to join a brand-new team that's sponsored heavily and their first car turns up to be unreliable beyond all repair...

Cadillac F1. The wheels have 24-carat gold spinners on them. The cars are jet black with chrome detailing. The sponsor on the rear wing is diamond-encrusted.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 02 Jan 2012, 17:24

kostas22 wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:Now all we need is for Hamilton to join a brand-new team that's sponsored heavily and their first car turns up to be unreliable beyond all repair...

Cadillac F1. The wheels have 24-carat gold spinners on them. The cars are jet black with chrome detailing. The sponsor on the rear wing is diamond-encrusted.

Dawg, we put an Xbox IN YOUR F1 CAR!

Post by **tommykl** » 03 Jan 2012, 06:41

shinji wrote:
kostas22 wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:Now all we need is for Hamilton to join a brand-new team that's sponsored heavily and their first car turns up to be unreliable beyond all repair...

Cadillac F1. The wheels have 24-carat gold spinners on them. The cars are jet black with chrome detailing. The sponsor on the rear wing is diamond-encrusted.

Dawg, we put an Xbox IN YOUR F1 CAR!

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 03 Jan 2012, 10:49

tommykl wrote:
shinji wrote:
kostas22 wrote:Cadillac F1. The wheels have 24-carat gold spinners on them. The cars are jet black with chrome detailing. The sponsor on the rear wing is diamond-encrusted.

Dawg, we put an Xbox IN YOUR F1 CAR!

Somehow it doesn't quite work for me although it is a good joke...

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 03 Jan 2012, 15:21

tommykl wrote:
shinji wrote:Dawg, we put an Xbox IN YOUR F1 CAR!

I think this works a bit better...

nome66 · Post by **nome66** » 03 Jan 2012, 21:03

JeremyMcClean wrote:Now all we need is for Hamilton to join a brand-new team that's sponsored heavily and their first car turns up to be unreliable beyond all repair...

Doc, set the time machine to 1997!
also couldn't resist this

I can just see Felipe Massa's debut single coming out ...

"If you're having girl trouble, I feel bad for you son
I got ninety-nine problems, but a bitch ain't one."

"Felipe, Fernando gets more girls than you, can you confirm?"

Post by **Londoner** » 13 Jul 2012, 14:47

BUMP

http://www.nme.com/news/j-cole/64892

Oh no. He really is trying to follow the Controversial Jacques career model. :lol:

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 13 Jul 2012, 14:59

East Londoner wrote:BUMP

http://www.nme.com/news/j-cole/64892

Oh no. He really is trying to follow the Controversial Jacques career model.

What is Hamilton doing?

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 13 Jul 2012, 16:13

Good job distracting himself from concentrating on racing.
So not only McLaren shoots themselves on foot by making a cartoon instead of solving the car's growing problems, now Hamilton is planning something that currently seems to be useless!

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 13 Jul 2012, 16:27

Shizuka wrote:now Hamilton is planning something that currently seems to be useless!

Is he planning to revert back to his 2011 driving? :lol:

Post by **Ataxia** » 13 Jul 2012, 16:30

1. Hamilton and Villeneuve come close to winning the WDC in their first season.
2. They both manage it in their second.
3. Their 3rd seasons are a disappointment.
4. They both make controversial comments, putting their necks on the line.
5. They both try terrible music careers.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 13 Jul 2012, 16:32

STOP!

HAMMY TIME! :lol:

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 13 Jul 2012, 18:40

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:1. Hamilton and Villeneuve come close to winning the WDC in their first season.
2. They both manage it in their second.
3. Their 3rd seasons are a disappointment.
4. They both make controversial comments, putting their necks on the line.
5. They both try terrible music careers.

I did suggest Hamilton would go the way of JV not long after signing up to this forum...it appears I wasn't so wrong after all :roll:

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 14 Jul 2012, 01:18

Klon wrote:STOP!

HAMMY TIME!

PUNishment is required here. :lol:

JJMonty · Post by **JJMonty** » 14 Jul 2012, 09:54

Not quite the MC Hamilton...... but he is continuing that life-style!

I can see why he doesn't like doing too much PR work, not enough time for his private life!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... girls.html

*** I know the source is dodgey, but for it to be headline and with a picture like that... I just couldn't be left ignored! ***

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 14 Jul 2012, 13:53

JJMonty wrote:Not quite the MC Hamilton...... but he is continuing that life-style!

I can see why he doesn't like doing too much PR work, not enough time for his private life!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... girls.html

*** I know the source is dodgey, but for it to be headline and with a picture like that... I just couldn't be left ignored! ***

Let's just agree they're all douchebags and move on shall we...

Post by **Londoner** » 14 Jul 2012, 17:11

Can I just say, Hamilton looks like a complete cretin in that hat. Wear it properly or not at all! :evil:

Post by **Ataxia** » 14 Jul 2012, 18:40

East Londoner wrote:Can I just say, Hamilton looks like a complete cretin in that hat. Wear it properly or not at all!

He's got the peak pulled down too far. He needs to move the hat back a bit on his head

Post by **Londoner** » 27 Nov 2014, 20:57

MEGA BUMP

Hammy's at it again. Dear god almighty.

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 27 Nov 2014, 21:19

East Londoner wrote:MEGA BUMP

Hammy's at it again. Dear god almighty.

NME wrote:Formula 1 star Lewis Hamilton - pictured above with rapper Nas - has revealed that he is currently recording more music. (emphasis added)

Even they seem like they're sighing about it.

Jan Magnussen · Post by **Rob Dylan** » 27 Nov 2014, 23:32

I really can't wait for any of this music to be leaked. Like, HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO WAIT?

I was there on WTF1 when the first rumours began of his music-writing. Is he going to release the music when his racing career finishes? Is he going to have a career in music after F1? Is it only going to be released when he dies?

I hope at the end of this he's just rapping over other people's songs, like the classic Ja Rule Duets series:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh5IgSrAUUo
If it's ANYTHING like the Ja Rule Duets, it'll definitely be worth the wait.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 28 Nov 2014, 10:46

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:
East Londoner wrote:MEGA BUMP

Hammy's at it again. Dear god almighty.

NME wrote:Formula 1 star Lewis Hamilton - pictured above with rapper Nas - has revealed that he is currently recording more music. (emphasis added)

Even they seem like they're sighing about it.

Hamilton: "Watz poppin homie Nas? Datz wasz fo' real, brother! bathplug need to listenizzle to da sweet muzzicizzle. It gonna be Mega!"

Nas: "Well... We can't Lewis. This stuff is so cool, so epic that only us can listen to it. People don't deserve this. It's too damn good!"

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 28 Nov 2014, 11:06

East Londoner wrote:MEGA BUMP

Hammy's at it again. Dear god almighty.

Oh dear.
This will end badly.

Jan Magnussen · Post by **Rob Dylan** » 28 Nov 2014, 11:21

roblomas52 wrote:Oh dear.
This will end badly.

Tell me you don't want to hear it

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 28 Nov 2014, 11:25

Rob Dylan wrote:
roblomas52 wrote:Oh dear.
This will end badly.

Tell me you don't want to hear it

I really don't want to hear it.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 28 Nov 2014, 20:41

Well, he's still a better singer than his girlfriend...

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 28 Nov 2014, 20:59

This wrote:Well, he's still a better singer than his girlfriend...

I'm guessing he's not dating her for her voice...