Jimbob's 2008 alternate reality

[Jimbob76]

so for some reason 1.5 years ago i thought it would be fun to sim from 2008 onwards but i accidentally made it super unrealistic so here we go:
Scuderia Ferrari Malboro:
1. Kimi Raikkonen (All)
2. Felipe Massa (All)
BMW Sauber:
3. Nick Heidfeld (All)
4. Robert Kubica (All)
ING Renault:
5. Fernando Alonso (All)
6. Nelson Piquet JR (All)
AT&T Williams-Toyota:
7. Nico Rosberg (All)
8. Kazuki Nakajima (All)
Red Bull-Renault:
9. David Coulthard (1) (I have no idea why I let this happen)
Juan-Pablo Montoya (2-18)
10. Mark Webber (All)
Panasonic Toyota:
11. Jarno Trulli (All)
12. Timo Glock (All)
Scuderia Toro Rosso-Ferrari:
14. Sebastien Bourdais (All)
15. Sebastian Vettel (All)
Honda:
16. Jenson Button (All)
17. Rubens Barrichello (All)
Super Aguri-Honda:
18. Takuma Sato (1-16, 18)
Kamui Kobayashi (17) (Technically broke F1 rules but whatever)
19. Anthony Davidson (1) (Same Reason as DC)
Ralf Schumacher (2-9)
Sakon Yamamoto (10-18)
Kingfisher Force India-Ferrari:
20. Adrian Sutil (All)
21. Giancarlo Fisichella (All)
Vodafone Mclaren-Mercedes:
22. Lewis Hamilton (All)
23. Heikki Kovalainen (All)



Australia:
1. Giancarlo Fisichella (Grid: 17)
2. Lewis Hamilton (Grid: 4) +0.648
3. Jenson Button (Grid: 10) +2.393
4. Sebastian Vettel (Grid: 15) +2.569
5. Nick Heidfeld (Grid: 1) +3.012
6. Rubens Barrichello (Grid: 16) +3.302
7. Kimi Raikkonen (Grid: 2) +3.703
8. Felipe Massa (Grid: 5) +4.107
9. Fernando Alonso (Grid: 7) +8.492
10. Robert Kubica (Grid: 3) +9.832
11. Nico Rosberg (Grid: 9) +10.475
12. Mark Webber (Grid: 14) +11.013
13. Anthony Davidson (Grid: 20) +1 Lap (DNF)
14. Timo Glock (Grid: 11) +1 Lap (DNF)
DNF:
Heikki Kovalainen (Grid: 6) +13 Laps (Crash with TRU)
Jarno Trulli (Grid: 8) +13 Laps (Crash with KOV)
David Coulthard (Grid: 12) +44 Laps (Engine Failure)
Nelson Piquet JR (Grid: 13) +58 Laps (Crash with BOU, NAK, SUT and SAT)
Sebastien Bourdais (Grid: 18) +58 Laps (Crash with PIQ, NAK, SUT and SAT)
Kazuki Nakajima (Grid: 19) +58 Laps (Crash with PIQ, BOU, SUT and SAT)
Adrian Sutil (Grid: 21) +58 Laps (Crash with PIQ, BOU, NAK and SAT)
Takuma Sato (Grid: 22) +58 Laps (Crash with PIQ, BOU, NAK and SUT)
Edit:
Pole Laptime: 1.25.246
Fastest Lap: 1.25.562 (Nick Heidfeld)

[Jimbob76]

Round 2/18: Malaysia
1. Nick Heidfeld (Grid: 1)
2. Timo Glock (Grid: 7) +2.356
3. Kimi Raikkonen (Grid: 3) +2.865
4. Lewis Hamilton (Grid: 2) +7.567
5. Felipe Massa (Grid: 4) +9.013
6. Heikki Kovalainen (Grid: 6) +12.867
7. Juan-Pablo Montoya (Grid: 8) +18.957
8. Sebastian Vettel (Grid: 13) +19.867
9. Jenson Button (Grid: 9) +20.156
10. Fernando Alonso (Grid: 11) +25.956
11. Nico Rosberg (Grid: 10) +27.567
12. Giancarlo Fisichella (Grid: 12) +30.956
13. Jarno Trulli (Grid: 14) +33.564
14. Sebastien Bourdais (Grid: 21) +35.967
15. Ralf Schumacher (Grid: 18) +1 Lap
16. Adrian Sutil (Grid: 17) +1 Lap
17. Kazuki Nakajima (Grid: 20) +1 Lap
18. Nelson Piquet JR (Grid: 22) +1 Lap
19. Takuma Sato (Grid: 19) +1 Lap
DNF:
Rubens Barrichello (Grid: 16) +15 Laps (Crashed)
Mark Webber (Grid: 15) +20 Laps (Engine)
Robert Kubica (Grid: 5) +47 Laps (Engine)
Pole Time: 1.33.748
Fastest Lap: 1.33.985 (Nick Heidfeld)