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And I'm going to marry Australian Stig during this game...
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district 2 female please
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To get this started, I'll take the District 10 female.
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With pi314159's entry, that's all the volunteers for the inaugural GP Rejects Hunger Games! The results of the first day will be posted shortly, probably sometime before the Austrian Grand Prix.
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GP Rejects Hunger Games #1 Entries

District #1
-- WaffleCat (M)
-- RedEyes504 (F)

District #2
-- Pacific (M)
-- Ice1Racing (F)

District #3
-- Collieafc (M)
-- tommykl (F)

District #4
-- roblomas (M)
-- go_rubens (F)

District #5
-- FMecha (M)
-- V8fan12 (F)

District #6
-- RejectDom (M)
-- AdrianBelmonte_ (M)

District #7
-- AxelP800 (M)
-- Normal32 (F)

District #8
-- FullMetalJack (M)
-- CaptainGetz12 (F)

District #9
-- Klon (F)
-- Simtek (M)

District #10
-- TheFlyingCaterham (M)
-- pi314159 (F)

District #11
-- This (F)
-- UgncreativeUsergname (M)

District #12
-- dr_baker (F)
-- AustralianStig (M)
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The Commentator wrote:GOOOOOD MORNING, TRIBUTES! It's me, The Commentator, broadcasting information to you pitiful people down in the arena and to the rest of you at home. You lucky people have all chosen to take part in the inaugural GP Rejects Hunger Games! Now, you guys already know the rules, kill each other, no questions asked, yadda yadda yadda. But I'll get back to you 24 later. Right now, it's time to tell the viewers at home how coverage will be brought to them!


-- Events with red dashes show you the events you guys have been waiting for: the deaths. The kills. However violent or stupid one's end may be, red means dead.

-- Events with blue dashes represents conflict between two people or more that, sadly, do not end with deaths. I mean, a battle's not exciting to you guys at home if there's no end to it anyway?

-- Regular, dull-coloured dashes just bring you regular events. As this does not quench your satisfaction for blood and guts, it's best to leave these events alone.

Finally, for you tributes, events in LARGE TEXT will bring to you any events that are brought into the arena, from packs of rabid wolverines to the time of the feast to acid rain. This comes completely at random, so be on your toes when these events occur!

The Commentator wrote:Back to you lot. Before nightfall, and before my shift ends up here in the booth, I will be broadcasting to you guys the names of the deceased. It may help you cry yourselves to sleep knowing your friend has passed away, but more importantly, it's a morale booster for yourselves, knowing you're a step closer to the finish line

Anyway, you're on your pedestals in this place called the Cornucopia, which stands for something in some ancient language, I guess. But anyway, all the best to you lot, as the very first GP Rejects Hunger Games will start in 3...

2......

1.....

*horn sound* AND WE'RE GO GO GO!

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The Bloodbath (a.k.a the mass frenzy at the beginning)

-- go_rubens accidently steps on a landmine.

-- CaptainGetz12 runs away with a lighter and some rope.

-- AdrianBelmonte runs into the cornucopia and hides.

-- Normal32 runs away from the Cornucopia.

-- Klon runs away from the Cornucopia.

-- RedEyes504 runs away with a lighter and some rope.

-- WaffleCat and roblomas fight for a bag. WaffleCat gives up and retreats.

-- RejectDom runs into the cornucopia and hides.

-- TheFlyingCaterham runs away from the Cornucopia.

-- UgncreativeUsergname runs away from the Cornucopia.

-- FMecha runs away from the Cornucopia.

-- This runs away from the Cornucopia.

-- tommykl runs away from the Cornucopia.

-- Pacific runs away from the Cornucopia.

-- Simtek runs away from the Cornucopia.

-- FullMetalJack runs away with a lighter and some rope.

-- Ice1Racing runs into the cornucopia and hides.

-- pi314159 runs away from the Cornucopia.

-- dr_baker kills V8Fan12 with her own weapon.

-- AxelP800 finds a bag full of explosives.

-- Collieafc runs away from the Cornucopia.

-- AustralianStig runs away with a lighter and some rope.
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Day 1

-- AxelP800 receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

-- TheFlyingCaterham, Ice1Racing, and Klon track down and kill CaptainGetz12.

-- tommykl receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

-- Normal32 diverts RedEyes504's attention and runs away.

-- dr_baker attacks Collieafc, but he manages to escape.

-- RejectDom collects fruit from a tree.

-- WaffleCat convinces Pacific to not kill him, only to kill him instead.

-- pi314159 steals from UgncreativeUsergname while he isn't looking.

-- This makes a wooden spear.

-- AustralianStig tracks down and kills Simtek.

-- roblomas hunts for other tributes.

-- FMecha convinces FullMetalJack to not kill him, only to kill him instead.

-- AdrianBelmonte tries to spear fish with a trident.
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The Commentator wrote:GOOOOD EVENING TRIBUTES! It's me, The Commentator, and jesus you guys were absolute pussies on the Cornucopia, either playing hide and seek, pussy-fighting over bags or just fleeing the scene like headless chickens. Nevertheless, you lot pulled your heads together and managed to get some decent action. Now, let's get to the kills:

Female, District #4, go_rubens....I have no words. You died faster than sugar can dissolve in tea. You deserve a medal for your eagerness to die. Just remember, those discs on the ground aren't frisbees.

Female, District #5, V8Fan12. You probably died just as quickly as go-Rubens, but at least you have an excuse, thanks to that fantastic arrow from dr_baker. You just didn't have luck. Or vision, given that arrow was right in front of your eyes.

Female, District #8, CaptainGetz12. Damn. You had no chance. Three people attacking from behind your back, all at once? Holy shite, Klon, TheFlyingCaterham and Ice1Racing, nice job getting that easy kill out of the way.

Male, District #2, Pacific and Male, District #8, FullMetalJack just deserved to be mentioned together. You guys thought you could take the moral high ground, sparing the lives of WaffleCat and FMecha respectively as you had them on the chopping block. Well, WaffleCat and FMecha are playing in the true spirit of the game, and finished both of you off. Great job getting into the ruthless spirit of the game, you two!

Male, District #9, Simtek. Please install some rear view mirrors. Or some effort to turn your neck. I was practically shouting at you to turn around to face AustralianStig stalking you like a predator. Well, you can't follow that advice now because you're dead, which is a shame to you, but great for the rest of us.

Well, apart from AxelP800's apparent affinity with highly explosive material, that's all I have to say for this evening. I'll talk to you lot tomorrow evening to bring you news of the previous days happenings, and get a good night's rest...if you survive the night. Have fun!

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That's it for the first day of the GP Rejects Hunger Games. Not everything is to true Hunger Games fashion, I borrowed The Commentator Idea of reading out names of the deceased from Battle Royale, but it's really good so far. Also, I've simmed the entire game, and I can promise more stupid deaths, some hilarious situations, and even a hint of romance! So trust me, this will get good.
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Yay! Go District 12! Cold-bloodied killers, both of us!
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I won a bag of stuff! I hope this good fortune can continue.
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I'm not dead yet, IIDOTHG for me!
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Well this sucks. If only coming back as a zombie was an option... :P
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Teenage girls from America. What do you expect? :P

Oh wait, we're in Panem. I guess it kinda counts. Either way, what a bathplugging stupid way to die. I seriously laughed for about 5 minutes at my character in game, even though it's bad to laugh about death. I guess it's just a game.
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Of course I would die in the opening days, but against three other people what am I supposed to do? It's like a good ol' British Hunt out there...
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So the only thing to come from district 11 the whole day is a wooden spear and the other guy gets his stuff stolen?
Most boring district ever :facepalm:
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dr-baker wrote:Yay! Go District 12! Cold-bloodied killers, both of us!

This is fantastic grounds for our eventual marriage. Now, what body part can I fashion into some form of engagement ring?
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GP Rejects Hunger Games #1: Survivors at Day 1

District #1
-- WaffleCat (M)
-- RedEyes504 (F)

District #2
-- Pacific (M)
-- Ice1Racing (F)

District #3
-- Collieafc (M)
-- tommykl (F)

District #4
-- roblomas (M)
-- go_rubens (F)

District #5
-- FMecha (M)
-- V8fan12 (F)

District #6
-- RejectDom (M)
-- AdrianBelmonte_ (M)

District #7
-- AxelP800 (M)
-- Normal32 (F)

District #8
-- FullMetalJack (M)
-- CaptainGetz12 (F)

District #9
-- Klon (F)
-- Simtek (M)

District #10
-- TheFlyingCaterham (M)
-- pi314159 (F)

District #11
-- This (F)
-- UgncreativeUsergname (M)

District #12
-- dr_baker (F)
-- AustralianStig (M)
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Night 1

-- Klon and TheFlyingCaterham talk about the tributes still alive.

-- pi314159 stabs AdrianBelmonte_ while his back is turned.

-- AxelP800 forces WaffleCat to kill dr_baker or Ice1Racing. He refuses to kill, so AxelP800 kills him instead.

-- UgncreativeUsergname and Normal32 talk about the tributes still alive.

-- Collieafc questions his sanity.

-- RejectDom, tommykl, and RedEyes504 sleep in shifts.

-- roblomas and This sleep in shifts.

-- AustralianStig cries himself to sleep.

-- FMecha attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
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Day 2

-- AxelP800 and UgncreativeUsergname hunt for other tributes.

-- pi314159 attacks RejectDom, but he manages to escape.

-- TheFlyingCaterham, Klon, RedEyes504, and Normal32 hunt for other tributes.

-- AustralianStig and Collieafc hunt for other tributes.

-- roblomas searches for firewood.

-- dr_baker, Ice1Racing, and tommykl get into a fight. tommykl triumphantly kills them both.

-- FMecha scares This off.
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The Commentator's announcement
The Commentator wrote:GOOD EVENING, TRIBUTES! You haven't heard my name for the past 24 hours or so, so let me bring you back some soothing news about the deaths throughout the past night and day. Some of you managed to get some people over the course of the night, which is great for our international viewers, providing action no matter the timezone! But enough chit-chat from me, and time to bring you the names of the deceased that you've all been waiting for!

Male, District #6, AdrianBelmonte_. You quite clearly expressed your shock that you survived the first day. When you paint yourself a picture like that, you're not going to last long in the Hunger Games. And as a special tip to you kids watching at home, that's why you should always have a nightlight, otherwise you don't want to get caught by the bad people at night!

Male, District #1, WaffleCat. Congratulations, the dramatic death of the the day goes to you, you sly pacifist. You played mind games to mercilessly slaughter Pacific in the day, yet at night, you don a mask and pretend to care about the innocent souls of dr_baker and Ice1Racing. Nice try, kiddo, that's not helping you out here, not with explodomaniac AxelP800 forcing that decision. Well done AxelP800 too, you're finding yourself in the true spirit of the game!

Female, District #2, Ice1Racing and Female, District #12, dr_baker. After that episode with WaffleCat and AxelP800, you guys thought you were safe? Especially you, dr_baker, thinking you could marry AustralianStig sometime soon?! Well, you had some rabid Belgian crash your wedding. It was going to be so sweet, but I bet tommykl thought blood would taste even sweeter, and killed you and Ice1Racing rather…ceremoniously, actually. You seemed to be really pleased with that, tommykl, and you should be. Anyway, tough luck, AustralianStig, but remember, if you survive, there are plenty of other fish out in the sea...

And that's all the deaths we have for today! Not as impressive as the first day, but I can't complain. Keep this rate up boys and girls, and you're going to be famous soon enough! And that's all from me, The Commentator for today. If you want to stay up to date with the Games at home while I sleep, go to the Hunger Games website on the screen now for live text commentary and your prediction scores! Thank you and good night!
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AustralianStig wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Yay! Go District 12! Cold-bloodied killers, both of us!

This is fantastic grounds for our eventual marriage. Now, what body part can I fashion into some form of engagement ring?

It would have to be a sphincter muscle of course, wouldn't it!

-- dr_baker, Ice1Racing, and tommykl get into a fight. tommykl triumphantly kills them both.

-- AustralianStig cries himself to sleep.

Please don't cry any more but seek my revenge. Crying will only make you vulnerable. Channel your despair into anger!
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WaffleCat wrote:-- pi314159 stabs AdrianBelmonte_ while his back is turned.


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WaffleCat wrote:pi314159 attacks RejectDom, but he manages to escape.


Yoo hoo.
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District 11 continuing their tradition of boringness.
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This wrote:District 11 continuing their tradition of boringness.

Hooray!

Sorry about missing (well, reading late) the first day. I have a suggestion to make the red and blue hyphens bold, since especially the blue ones are quite hard to tell apart from the black quickly.
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GP Rejects Hunger Games #1: Survivors at Day 2

District #1
-- WaffleCat (M)
-- RedEyes504 (F)

District #2
-- Pacific (M)
-- Ice1Racing (F)

District #3
-- Collieafc (M)
-- tommykl (F)

District #4
-- roblomas (M)
-- go_rubens (F)

District #5
-- FMecha (M)
-- V8fan12 (F)

District #6
-- RejectDom (M)
-- AdrianBelmonte_ (M)

District #7
-- AxelP800 (M)
-- Normal32 (F)

District #8
-- FullMetalJack (M)
-- CaptainGetz12 (F)

District #9
-- Klon (F)
-- Simtek (M)

District #10
-- TheFlyingCaterham (M)
-- pi314159 (F)

District #11
-- This (F)
-- UgncreativeUsergname (M)

District #12
-- dr_baker (F)
-- AustralianStig (M)
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NEW HYPHENS
-- Light blue for sad moments...
-- Pink for romantic moments
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Night 2

-- tommykl quietly hums.

-- AustralianStig stays awake all night.

-- Klon, AxelP800, This, RedEyes504, and Normal32 sleep in shifts.

-- UgncreativeUsergname tends to his wounds.

-- RejectDom fends Collieafc, FMecha, and roblomas away from his fire.

-- pi314159 dies from hunger.

-- TheFlyingCaterham looks at the night sky
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Day 3

-- This, AustralianStig, TheFlyingCaterham, and roblomas hunt for other tributes.

-- Klon questions her sanity.

-- RedEyes504 makes a slingshot.

-- UgncreativeUsergname and RejectDom split up to search for resources.

-- tommykl sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

-- AxelP800 scares FMecha off.

-- Collieafc hunts for other tributes.

-- Normal32 fishes.
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The Commentator's Announcement
The Commentator wrote:GOOOOD EVENING TRIBUTES! How are you all faring as of right now? If you're doing just fine, raise your hand! If you have a sense of danger, scream your lungs out to attract that danger you have been sensing! And if you're emotionally challenged, grow up.

Anyway let's go to today's death count....one? Just one? Have you guys lost the will to live?! THE WILL TO FIGHT?! This is not how anyone should play this game! I see you guys dancing around fires, scaring each other like 5 year olds, and one of you even treat this as a fishing trip? This is a battle to the death, so grow a pair and start fighting like you want to win! We are also losing our audience by the minute, so hurry up and get killing. Anyway, the sole death is...

Female, District #10, pi314159. Honestly. You starved to death? You killed someone and attacked another yesterday, yet you couldn't even do something as simple as picking fruit to eat? I'd give you credit for playing the game properly but...I'm sorry, in my mind, starving to death is worse than stepping on a landmine five seconds in.

Whatever it is, get some good rest to put in some more effort tomorrow! Or, if you're really sadistic, get the others while they're getting rest. Just throwing that option out there if you want to go down that route. Anyway, this is The Commentator signing off for today!

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WaffleCat wrote:-- Klon questions her sanity.


Yeah, I think that train is long gone.
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And District 11 still refuse to do anything.
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UgncreativeUsergname wrote:And District 11 still refuse to do anything.

Well, I cannot see Districts 2 or 8 doing much either... :P
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Go_Rubens demise had me ending myself in laughter! Classic rothg right there, though pi dying from hunger after 2 days gives some competition :lol:

(I'll probably get commupence for that)
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WaffleCat wrote:-- AustralianStig stays awake all night.


Oh dr-baker, I miss you. Why did you have to die before I could get the chance to propose?
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Collieafc wrote:Go_Rubens demise had me ending myself in laughter! Classic rothg right there, though pi dying from hunger after 2 days gives some competition :lol:

(I'll probably get commupence for that)


I really don't care, because I was laughing myself to tears! At least for my own sake I didn't die in the most humilitating way. :evil: I guess this simulator creates really stupid stuff! I'm just waiting for the proper lel to kick in.
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GP Rejects Hunger Games #1: Survivors at Day 3

District #1
-- WaffleCat (M)
-- RedEyes504 (F)

District #2
-- Pacific (M)
-- Ice1Racing (F)

District #3
-- Collieafc (M)
-- tommykl (F)

District #4
-- roblomas (M)
-- go_rubens (F)

District #5
-- FMecha (M)
-- V8fan12 (F)

District #6
-- RejectDom (M)
-- AdrianBelmonte_ (M)

District #7
-- AxelP800 (M)
-- Normal32 (F)

District #8
-- FullMetalJack (M)
-- CaptainGetz12 (F)

District #9
-- Klon (F)
-- Simtek (M)

District #10
-- TheFlyingCaterham (M)
-- pi314159 (F)

District #11
-- This (F)
-- UgncreativeUsergname (M)

District #12
-- dr_baker (F)
-- AustralianStig (M)
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Night 3

-- roblomas tends to his wounds.

-- UgncreativeUsergname screams for help.

-- tommykl receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

-- Collieafc looks at the night sky.

-- Klon receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

-- RedEyes504 looks at the night sky.

-- This and AxelP800 sleep in shifts.

-- TheFlyingCaterham loses sight of where he is.

-- FMecha defeats AustralianStig in a fight, but spares his life.

-- Normal32 questions her sanity.

-- RejectDom quietly hums.
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Day 4

-- FMecha and Collieafc work together for the day.

-- Klon questions her sanity. (Again)

-- This is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

-- roblomas, AustralianStig, RejectDom, and RedEyes504 form a suicide pact, killing themselves.

-- AxelP800 injures himself.

-- TheFlyingCaterham searches for firewood.

-- UgncreativeUsergname dies from hunger.

-- tommykl tracks down and kills Normal32.
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The Commentator's Announcement
The Commentator wrote: GOOOOOD EVENING, TRIBUTES! I see you guys have finally decided to get more action in after my morale boosting announcement yesterday, glad to know that Psychology degree would be useful someday, especially when it's encouraging people to be the victor in a death competition.

Unfortunately...it looks like you guys have done more harm to yourselves than to your fellow competitors, to which I have no words other than...let's get the updates on the deaths today!

Female, District #1, RedEyes504. Male, District #4, roblomas. Male, District #6, RejectDom Male, District #12, AustralianStig. You're just making this competition easier for the others. I admit, watching you all line up at the cliffside was a tearjerking shot for our viewers at home...but damn, we are so glad to have captured that moment LIVE! That was a once in a lifetime shot, let me tell you. Well, once in your lifetime. And now, the sweet District #12 couple are back together in heaven. Or hell. Tug heartstring, love romantic, boo hoo, moving on.

Male, District #11, UgncreativeUsergname. DIDN'T I JUST SAY HOW STUPID IT WAS TO DIE FROM HUNGER?! Well, at least with that, your District has finally done something notable this game, with your partner sleeping and getting stabbed by plants.

Female, District #7, Normal32. This is what you get when you go fishing. Basically, you're too focused on nothing most of the time, and then you get stabbed in the back by a rabid Belgian. Speaking of which, tommykl is currently your kill leader with three. Sorry for painting a target on your back, tommykl, but it's for my own personal entertainment, watching people hunt one specific person down just because I said he was dangerous.

Anyway, that's all from the frankly suicidal and stupid Day 4 from the GP Rejects Hunger Games. Also, get well rested, boys and girls, because tomorrow, you all will have a special surprise!! *dubbed-in children's cheers*. See you in the morning!

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I like to think I started my own cult of dr-baker worshippers, and the only way to meet her was to have a mass-suicide. That ended quite well.
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Only one word came to my mind after all this, and I'm not sure it's sure it's suitable for a family forum...

Necrophilia
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This thread has gotten awfully weird, hasn't it? :P
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Simtek wrote:This thread has gotten awfully weird, hasn't it? :P

It was bound to happen, wasn't it?
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Suicide pact is best pact.
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My fellow district member UgncreativeUsergname lived up to his name. He refused to do anything creative, no matter what. Unfortunately this meant his surival options were always going to be limited. At least he died the way he preferred to live.
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Hey, top half. :) Get us the win, This!
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GP Rejects Hunger Games #1: Survivors at Day 4

District #1
-- WaffleCat (M)
-- RedEyes504 (F)

District #2
-- Pacific (M)
-- Ice1Racing (F)

District #3
-- Collieafc (M)
-- tommykl (F)

District #4
-- roblomas (M)
-- go_rubens (F)

District #5
-- FMecha (M)
-- V8fan12 (F)

District #6
-- RejectDom (M)
-- AdrianBelmonte_ (M)

District #7
-- AxelP800 (M)
-- Normal32 (F)

District #8
-- FullMetalJack (M)
-- CaptainGetz12 (F)

District #9
-- Klon (F)
-- Simtek (M)

District #10
-- TheFlyingCaterham (M)
-- pi314159 (F)

District #11
-- This (F)
-- UgncreativeUsergname (M)

District #12
-- dr_baker (F)
-- AustralianStig (M)
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Night 4

-- This and FMecha hold hands.

-- AxelP800 passes out from exhaustion. (not dead,btw)

-- tommykl tends to her wounds.

-- Klon quietly hums.

-- Collieafc and TheFlyingCaterham run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
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UNSCHEDULED ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE COMMENTATOR
The Commentator wrote:Rise and shine, tributes! Well, this title is not really true, it was scheduled, it's just not at my regular timeslot, so this is actually a scheduled announcement that was not expected by you lot.

Anyway, I did mention a special surprise as you guys tucked into bed for the night, and here is that surprise right now. Tributes...

...it's time for THE FEAST!

In this part of the game, people who actually care about you, like your parents, siblings, relatives and so on, have left gifts for you back at the Cornucopia. They extend from food to supplies to weapons and their dear memoirs to you, wishing you well even though it's likely you're not doing so well out here.

If you want to, head down to the Cornucopia for the feast! If you're a loner, you can choose to avoid the feast all you want, but if you go for the feast, remember that there are other tributes around you, so it could be a perfect time to get some kills in! So what are you waiting for?! Head to the Cornucopia now!

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The Feast

-- tommykl decides not to go to The Feast.

-- TheFlyingCaterham decides not to go to The Feast.

-- Klon steals FMecha's memoirs.

-- Collieafc stabs AxelP800 while his back is turned.

-- This dies from an infection.
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Day 5

-- tommykl and Klon hunt for other tributes.

-- Collieafc sprains his ankle while running away from TheFlyingCaterham.

-- FMecha searches for a water source.
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The Commentator's Announcement
The Commentator wrote:GOOD EVENING TRIBUTES and here we are on day 5 of the GP Rejects Hunger Games!!! Who knew that this thing would last an entire working week? I did. Because you guys have to pick up the slack on the killing. Seriously.

But nevertheless, The Feast seemingly brought about some fantastic ways to shorten the field down, as the only deaths came when the Feast was being held! You want to find out who dies? let me give you the lowdown...

Male, District #7, AxelP800. The Feast has lots of great foods, especially that pie your mother seemed to give you. God, that looked delicious even from up here! Just a shame that...well, a lesson learned here is not to get indulged in your slice of pie, otherwise you yourself could be sliced up.

Female, District #11, This. You died from an infection. How lame. Whether it came from some poisoned food during the feast, whether getting stabbed by bushed yesterday did affect you after all, or maybe it was something FMecha gave you last night. You two looked like you could live the rest of your lives forever, and it sure happened in your case, This.

With that, we our down to just FIVE tributes remaining! We have had the rabid Belgian with the most kills in the Games, tommykl, the girl who's been questioning her sanity, turning her slowly into Kleptomaniac Klon after what you did at the feast, the one who's recently lost his recently found love, FMecha, one person who has gotten the latest kill of the tournament thus far, only to sprain his freakinh ankle, Collieafc, and someone who has survived by doing nothing notable at all except get lost yesterday and gang-kill someone on day one, TheFlyingCaterham. It's only a matter of time before these five become one sole survivor. Who's going to be the last person standing? Stay tuned to find out!

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FMecha, avenge my death! Kill everything for me!
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This wrote:FMecha, avenge my death! Kill everything for me!

My death can still be indirectly avenged!
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This wrote:FMecha, avenge my death! Kill everything for me!


When I hold your hand, there was something infectious I am unaware of. Will the water prevent me from succumbing to that same infection? :mrgreen:
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FMecha wrote:
This wrote:FMecha, avenge my death! Kill everything for me!


When I hold your hand, there was something infectious I am unaware of. Will the water prevent me from succumbing to that same infection? :mrgreen:

Just kill that damn plant and win the thing!
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I think I'm starting to morph into a member of District 11 now :|
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