Grand Prix Rejects

I found this quiz today.
http://www.gotoquiz.com/which_formula_1_driver_are_you
Turns out, I'm Nico Hulkenberg

This quiz is rejectful:

1. Question 6 - the most important GP. How can Monaco not be on the list?!
2. Question 11 - racing idol. No Hill or Brabham?????!?!?
3. Question 12 - favourite 2014 F1 team. No Williams, Caterham or Marussia. What the...?
4. Question 14 - credit given for winning a race. No option to thank Enoch for writing an article cursing your rivals....

Although I'm glad to have got Jenson...

Maldonado 83%
Raikkonen 62%
Bianchi 60%

I can live with that.

Button 86%
Hulkenberg 86%
Alonso 77%
Bianchi 77%
Ricciardo 71%
Räikkönen 69%
Rosberg 58%
Hamilton 40%
Vettel 21%
Maldonado 19%

Kimi Raikkonen 81%
Sebastian Vettel 79%
Daniel Ricciardo 77%
Nico Hulkenberg 71%
Nico Rosberg 64%
Fernando Alonso 64%
Jenson Button 62%
Lewis Hamilton 50%
Pastor Maldonado 22%
Jules Bianchi 21%

I'm autistic so how i'm like Raikkonen I don't know

(Then again away from work and school I love partying and another side comes out)

Jenson Button - 88%
Nico Hulkenberg - 86%
Lewis Hamilton - 81%
Nico Rosberg - 76%
Fernando Alonso - 76%

Ha!

1) Button - 84%
2) Hulkenberg - 81%
3) Alonso - 72%
Ricciardo - 63%
Hamilton - 59%
Rosberg - 55%
Bianchi - 54%
Raikkonen - 51%
Vettel - 43%
Maldonado - 38%

This quiz isn't rejectul only because the questions, but because I'm Fernando Alonso (89%), my least favorite driver.

Well, I am 82% Alonso and 80% Hulkenberg, and they're my two favourites of all the options, so it's obviously a good quiz.

Hulkenberg 80%
Alonso 70%
Raikkonen 69%
Ricciardo 66%
Bianchi 63%
Button 58%
Rosberg 49%
Vettel 43%
Hamilton 39%
Maldonado 34%

Ugh.

I did this about a month ago, had a look through the CM forums for my results.

Maldonado 92%.

Fernando Alonso (84%)

That's cool. I respect the guy, and I suppose that I am like him in that I generally keep my cool but when I lose it, I lose it in a BIG way.

Nico Hülkenberg (76%)
Kimi Räikkönen (72%)
Fernando Alonso (63%)
Jules Bianchi (50%)
Daniel Ricciardo (46%)
Nico Rosberg (46%)
Jenson Button (41%)
Sebastian Vettel (35%)
Lewis Hamilton (32%)
Pastor Maldonado (14%)

Well, I like all but four of them. I personally find Vettel and Button meh (good drivers but I don't see too much in them, Seb in particular). Hamilton I can't stand because of his piss poor attitude and Maldonado simply can't keep the car on the road.

Kimi Raikkonen (#7) 76%
Jules Bianchi (#17) 72%
Fernando Alonso (#14) 70%
Pastor Maldonado (#13) 66%
Jenson Button (#22) 64%
Nico Hulkenberg (#27) 60%
Sebastian Vettel (#1) 54%
Nico Rosberg (#6) 54%
Lewis Hamilton (#44) 46%
Daniel Ricciardo (#3)46%

Wow.

Button 83%
Raikkonen and Hulkenberg 81%

I can live with that.

Nico Hulkenberg 90%
Daniel Ricciardo 82%
Jenson Button 80%
Kimi Raikkonen 73%
Jules Bianchi 66%
Fernando Alonso 62%
Nico Rosberg 54%
Lewis Hamilton 38%
Sebastian Vettel 35%
Pastor Maldonado 16%

I can live with that, as long as you keep in mind that ...

More-Blue_Flags wrote:

George Orwell wrote:
Doubtless any horoscope seems ‘true’ if it tells you that you are highly attractive to the opposite sex and your worst fault is generosity.

...and the same goes for internet quizzes.

Your Result: Daniel Ricciardo (#3) - 80%
You are Red Bull's new boy, Daniel Ricciardo. Your down-under roots and fun-loving personality makes you a fan favorite. Red Bull's junior team, Toro Rosso, raised you up to be the next Aussie successor to the number 2 seat at Red Bull Racing. Although you race with one of F1's finest teams, you as a driver are an underdog. No matter what the media, fans, or public think of you, your personality and smile are undoubtly infectious.

80% Fernando Alonso (#14)
76% Kimi Raikkonen (#7)
74% Jenson Button (#22)
63% Nico Hulkenberg (#27)
51% Sebastian Vettel (#1)
49% Jules Bianchi (#17)
46% Nico Rosberg (#6)
46% Lewis Hamilton (#44)
22% Pastor Maldonado (#13) <------ SRSLY!?!?!

Oh hey, not bad.

Alonso 93%
Button 77%
Ricciardo 69%
Hülkenberg 66%
Räikkönen 62%
Rosberg 57%
Hamilton 50%
Bianchi 49%
Vettel 36%
Maldonado 16%

#7 Raikkonen 79%
#14 Alonso 62%
#17 Bianchi 55%
#13 Maldonado 52%
#1 Vettel 50%
#27 Hulkenberg 46%
#44 Hamilton 45%
#22 Button 36%
#6 Rosberg 34%
#3 Ricciardo 12%

Sounds about right tbh. Kimi's personality, Alonso and Vettel's competitiveness, Maldonado's recklessness. Not sure how a level headed chap like Hulkenberg snuck in there though.

81% Kimi. I'm quite ok with that.

Second was Riccardo at 70%. Also not terrible.

Put me down as another Kimi Raikkonen, with 78%

Fernando Alonso (#14) 48%
Lewis Hamilton (#44) 41%
Jenson Button (#22) 41%
Nico Hulkenberg (#27) 40%
Sebastian Vettel (#1) 36%
Pastor Maldonado (#13) 35%
Nico Rosberg (#6) 34%
Daniel Ricciardo (#3) 29%
Jules Bianchi (#17) 28%

Fernando Alonso 85%
Kimi Raikkonen 70%
Lewis Hamilton 63%
Nico Rosberg 62%
Jenson Button 62%
Nico Hulkenberg 58%
Daniel Ricciardo 55%
Jules Bianchi 53%
Sebastian Vettel 46%
Pastor Maldonado 18%

Looking at this I'd like to think I would be Fernando inside the car and Kimi outside. I would be EXACTLY like him in interviews.

I'm Kimi Raikkonen (81 %)

To finish first, first you have to be Finnish

I'm Jenson Button 77%

Fernando Alonso 74%
Daniel Ricciardo 72%
Lewis Hamilton 69%
Nico Hulkenberg 68%
Sebastian Vettel 54%
Kimi Raikkonen 50%
Jules Bianchi 46%
Nico Rosberg 45%
Pastor Maldonado 22%

Kimi Raikkonen.

Sebastien Vettel (#1) 77%
Kimi Raikkonen (#7) 73%
Fernando Alonso (#14) 72%
Nico Rosberg (#6) 65%
Lewis Hamilton (#44) 62%
Nico Hulkenberg (#27) 55%
Daniel Ricciardo (#3) 47%
Jenson Button (#22) 41%
Jules Bianchi (#17) 34%
Pastor Maldonado (#13)22%

Kimi Raikkonen at 76%... But I model myself after Greg Biffle who went 89 races without a DNF so it's not exactly a surprise.

I expected Heidfeld, but got Alonso, so I'm positively surprised. (although I guess it only includes 2014 drivers) More to the point, there really should be a version of this with only reject drivers.

Nico Hulkenberg (#27) - 78%
Jenson Button (#22) - 68%
Kimi Raikkonen (#7) - 66%
Fernando Alonso (#14) - 61%
Nico Rosberg (#6) - 58%
Lewis Hamilton (#44) - 53%
Daniel Ricciardo (#3) - 53%
Sebastian Vettel (#1) - 51%
Jules Bianchi (#17) - 46%
Pastor Maldonado (#13) - 9%

The more these results get in, the more i'm starting to wonder what the hell have i done wrong to get Maldonado. I didn't even pick 'crash' as standard answer

Perkele! I am Kimi. Give me vodka. And a Magnum. Now leave me alone. I must park my rally car upside down in a ditch.

The Rejectful quiz wrote:Kimi Raikkonen 80%
Fernando Alonso 72%
Jenson Button 63%
Lewis Hamilton 55%
Sebastian Vettel 55%
Nico Hulkenberg 55%
Nico Rosberg 50%
Daniel Ricciardo 49%
Jules Bianchi 39%
Pastor Maldonado 23%

Obviously they mean the 2001-07 vintage Kimi... right?

I want to be drivers who aren't an option (Gro-Gro, Checo, Cowboy etc).

Which Formula 1 driver are you?
Your Result: Kimi Raikkonen (#7)
 
88%
You are the 2007 World Champion, Kimi Raikkonen, aka Iceman. Tell me, were you having a s*** when you took this quiz? You probably didn't give a s*** when you took it. You have a no-nonsense attitude about you, and you're in F1 for the driving. After you won your title with Ferrari, you had two mediocre years that were enough for you to leave F1 for other motorsport ventures. After trying your hand at rally racing and NASCAR camp trucks, you returned to F1 in 2012 with Lotus. You enjoyed consistent and moderate success with Lotus, but you went back to Ferrari following the lack of a paycheck and (more importantly) a supply of vodka and ice cream in 2013. Unfortunately you haven't had the best car this year at Ferrari, but you are working hard to develop it. You are a man of few words, facial expressions and emotions. Your introverted personality on camera has fans hanging on your every word. However, when you are with friends, partying, drunk, a different side of you shows.
 
86%Jenson Button (#22)
84%Fernando Alonso (#14)
81%Nico Hulkenberg (#27)
74%Lewis Hamilton (#44)
71%Daniel Ricciardo (#3)
62%Sebastian Vettel (#1)
55%Nico Rosberg (#6)
45%Jules Bianchi (#17)
22%Pastor Maldonado (#13)

Lolwat...

Your Result: Nico Hulkenberg (#27)

93%
You are Force India driver, Nico Hulkenberg, aka "The Hulk". You have a lot of potential, but you haven't been able to find a seat in a front-running team, you've always been driving for a mid-field team. This isn't a bad thing though, your driving ability and skill really shine through despite not having the best car. You have yet to clinch a victory, let alone a podium, but this doesn't have you down. You are optimistic and hard-working, and you consistently finish in the points. You are still trying to prove yourself, but with time, you will get there. The best is yet to come.

84%
Fernando Alonso (#14)
81%
Kimi Raikkonen (#7)
77%
Jenson Button (#22)
71%
Daniel Ricciardo (#3)
62%
Jules Bianchi (#17)
52%
Nico Rosberg (#6)
52%
Sebastian Vettel (#1)
46%
Lewis Hamilton (#44)
40%
Pastor Maldonado (#13)

Chuffed with coming out Hulkenberg.

Which Formula 1 driver are you?
Your Result: Fernando Alonso (#14)

76%
You are two-time World Champion Fernando Alonso. A seasoned veteran on the F1 circuit, you have been driving for Ferrari since 2010. It's been nearly 10 years since your first title with Renault, but it's not as if you are not in the championship chase. Your aggressive, gritty and almost possessed driving style has kept you in the running. Although you drive for the famed Scuderia Ferrari, you haven't had the best car. You don't complain about it very often, but when you do, you voice your desire to have a faster car. Despite giving 100% from your end, Ferrari still places the blame of a slow car on you. You don't feel the need to always be in the limelight, but you don't mind speaking with the media or doing promotions. You are focused and determined to win, setting up your car and giving feedback to your engineers. You have been the center of controversy, especially in regards to team orders. Oh, and remember Crashgate? In conclusion, you are an experienced driver who is still hungry

72%Kimi Raikkonen (#7)

65%Lewis Hamilton (#44)

62%Sebastian Vettel (#1)

58%Jules Bianchi (#17)

55%Nico Hulkenberg (#27)

53%Nico Rosberg (#6)

50%Daniel Ricciardo (#3)

36%Jenson Button (#22)

24%Pastor Maldonado (#13)

And alonso is not exactly my fav driver....

Your Result: Kimi Raikkonen (#7) 81%

You are the 2007 World Champion, Kimi Raikkonen, aka Iceman. Tell me, were you having a s*** when you took this quiz? You probably didn't give a s*** when you took it. You have a no-nonsense attitude about you, and you're in F1 for the driving. After you won your title with Ferrari, you had two mediocre years that were enough for you to leave F1 for other motorsport ventures. After trying your hand at rally racing and NASCAR camp trucks, you returned to F1 in 2012 with Lotus. You enjoyed consistent and moderate success with Lotus, but you went back to Ferrari following the lack of a paycheck and (more importantly) a supply of vodka and ice cream in 2013. Unfortunately you haven't had the best car this year at Ferrari, but you are working hard to develop it. You are a man of few words, facial expressions and emotions. Your introverted personality on camera has fans hanging on your every word. However, when you are with friends, partying, drunk, a different side of you shows.

65% Fernando Alonso (#14)
63% Nico Rosberg (#6)
58% Lewis Hamilton (#44)
55% Nico Hulkenberg (#27)
51% Daniel Ricciardo (#3)
45% Jenson Button (#22)
39% Sebastian Vettel (#1)
31% Jules Bianchi (#17)
28% Pastor Maldonado (#13)

James1978 wrote:I want to be drivers who aren't an option (Gro-Gro, Checo, Cowboy etc).

I feel like I probably would have fit the Max Chilton mold.

according to my manager at the gokart track i work at, i'm aggressive but consistent. i can't seem to nail down any f1-names that would match that.

ideas?

on my day off yesterday, i ran 3 sets of 14 laps on the longer, twistier "monaco" track. the fastest i could muster at that time was 23.04 seconds, but i set repeated 23.5's throughout my runs. one of my coworkers holds the new track record of 22.2 seconds, so i went to him for some pointers. "brake slightly earlier and less vigorously into turn one" was all i needed, according to him. sooooo i have another day off tomorrow and will try his method and see what i come up with.

I got Alonso.

CoopsII wrote:I got Alonso.

I also got Alonso with 84%. I fear it was the eyebrows that gave me away. With that in mind, Kimi was second with 78%.