Grand Prix Rejects

Posted: **11 Nov 2009, 23:03**

Bertrand Baguette's upcoming test with Renault inspired me to start this one...

How about Johnny Sherbert or Lewis Spamilton?

Posted: **11 Nov 2009, 23:22**

Jenson Buttons

Posted: **11 Nov 2009, 23:34**

Kimi RyeSconeChicken

SandwichBread Vegetable

This is so much harder than I imagined

Posted: **11 Nov 2009, 23:35**

Senokot laxatives are made with natural (Bruno) Senna.

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 00:59**

Weirdest. Thread. Ever.

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 02:09**

"Heinz Beans" Frentzen.

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 04:23**

Heinz Ketchup Frentzen -- complete with #57 on the car.

Paolo Barilla... come on...

Some fairly racist NASCAR blogger called JPM "Juan Pablo Montaco" once...

Marco/Michael/Mario Spaghetti :X

I do like Lewis Spamilton.

Sebastien Bourdais has been nicknamed SeaBass before.

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 05:34**

Fernando Garbanzo (...bean)

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 07:19**

Jordan wrote:SandwichBread Vegetable

I can't even fathom what this one might be!

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 07:21**

fjackdaw wrote:
Jordan wrote:SandwichBread Vegetable

I can't even fathom what this one might be!

I can't either. Everybody knows vegetables aren't food.

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 09:10**

Heinz Bean Frankfurter

Nico Hülkenberger

Lewis Hamilscone

Nick Cabbagefield

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 09:51**

Gingerbread Burger

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 10:58**

Something a little more exotic:

Niki Bagnacauda http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagna_C%C3%A0uda
Robert Kapustnica http://sk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapustnica

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 11:13**

RejectSteve wrote:
fjackdaw wrote:
Jordan wrote:SandwichBread Vegetable

I can't even fathom what this one might be!

I can't either. Everybody knows vegetables aren't food.

Hm... It might be Sebastian Vettel. :lol:

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 11:54**

lostpin wrote:Hm... It might be Sebastian Vettel.

Haha - I think making puns requires more than just using the initial letter!

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 13:53**

fjackdaw wrote:
lostpin wrote:Hm... It might be Sebastian Vettel.

Haha - I think making puns requires more than just using the initial letter!

The first rule of this topic - there are no rules...

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 13:54**

Gerhard (beef)Berger

Michael Sconemaker

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 14:10**

-Giancarlo Baghetti (real name)
-Geki soup (a bit stupid but..)
-Emerson Fritticaldi
-Teritaki Inoue
-Gaston Marzzipane
-Andrea Sashimi

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 14:40**

I can't believe nobody has thought of this yet - Andrea De-cheddar cheese-aris!

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 15:53**

from the 50s-60s:

Stirling Mousse
Wolfgang von Tripe
Nino Farina
Luigi Pasta & Fagioli

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 16:47**

The Motorsport (Alian) Menu:

Niki Chowder
Clay Rigatoni
Bertrand Gateaux

followed by bar tender David Coulthard's Harvey Pitwallbangers

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 17:02**

Sebastian Vittel.

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 20:55**

extending it to team personel

Ross Prawn (i know someone on here has that nick)
Nick Fry-Up

Frank Toast

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 21:11**

Ok, ok, it was supposed to be Vettel, a tough far fetched I know

Giancarlo FishInAKettle?

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 21:16**

WeirdKerr wrote:Frank Toast

Actually its Franz Toast...

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 21:27**

Jam Toad... go figure who's that? :lol:

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 21:29**

Pancake Head.

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 21:33**

Every time I see Adam Parr I want to eat a Club Sandwich...

Posted: **12 Nov 2009, 21:34**

-Rum Cacique Dennis
-Jan Salammiers

Heck, I'm creative today :lol:

Posted: **13 Nov 2009, 00:04**

Alex Coffee
Alessandro Panini

Posted: **13 Nov 2009, 00:07**

Betrand Baguette !!!! Gosh. Give this man a superlicence and and Renault drive immediately. :lol:

Best driver name since Hans Stuck.

Seriously I think its pointless to imagine anything that would be more funny.

Except Jenson Baton
Robert Q Pizza

Posted: **13 Nov 2009, 00:23**

How could I forget... Antonio Pizzeria?

Posted: **13 Nov 2009, 00:25**

Sour Seed.

Posted: **13 Nov 2009, 00:29**

This thread is possibly 13 years in the making... any one remember the famous "Diniz in the Oven" headline?

Posted: **13 Nov 2009, 00:34**

Giancarlic Fruitinella.

Posted: **13 Nov 2009, 00:42**

Gerhard Cheeseburger
Cheeseay Mallya... or Cheeseay Velveeta
Andrea de Cheesaris... de Cheddaris?
Jean Denis Delecheese
Eddie Cheeser (only one letter needed to be changed.

)
Micheesey Spoileretto
Luca Korbacikoer
Rubens Barricheddar
Velveetantonio Liuzzi
Ralf Cheesemacher
Jarno Toma

...and finally...
Aguri Sushi... SUSHI AGURI

Posted: **13 Nov 2009, 06:41**

Luis Perez Salad

Posted: **13 Nov 2009, 11:19**

I still regret that this thread isn't about using F1 drivers as food. Maybe in a future society, that will become necessary. Bagsy-me Juan Pablo Montoya.

Posted: **13 Nov 2009, 14:03**

Juan Manuel Flangio

Posted: **13 Nov 2009, 14:18**

Piri Piri McTartney?

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