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Fruit-Cake Montoya? Hm...
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fjackdaw wrote:I still regret that this thread isn't about using F1 drivers as food. Maybe in a future society, that will become necessary. Bagsy-me Juan Pablo Montoya.

I'll have Mansell's backside.

I never thought I would say that.
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Salt Baumgartner.... (more of a condiment really)
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WeirdKerr wrote:Salt Baumgartner.... (more of a condiment really)


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kostas22 wrote:
WeirdKerr wrote:**** ***********.... (more of a condiment really)


R.I.P Weird Kerr, he was struck down by a bolt of lightning only seconds after his final post, due to referencing HWNSNBM in true name...


R.I.P Kostas, he was struck down by a bolt of lightning after quoting WeirdKerr referencing HWNSNBM in true name.

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He never made it to F1, but Champ Car driver/failure Salt Walther... ... yeah, needs no modification...
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noisebox wrote:
fjackdaw wrote:I still regret that this thread isn't about using F1 drivers as food. Maybe in a future society, that will become necessary. Bagsy-me Juan Pablo Montoya.

I'll have Mansell's backside.

I never thought I would say that.


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HYPER BUMP!!! :lol:

This thread needs an update. And the new entry is... PASTA MALDONADO! :lol: ;) (I'm not referencing you, pasta_maldonado ;))
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Charles Pic 'n' Mix...
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Roland Ratzenburger.
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No one remembers Johnny Sherbert?
And his Stewart team-mate Reuben Sandwich Barrichello

EDIT: And he had his Stewart team-mate Jam Magnussen
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Backmarker wrote:EDIT: And he had his Stewart team-mate Jam Magnussen

Don't you mean Magnumssen?
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Backmarker wrote:And his Stewart team-mate Reuben Sandwich Barrichello


Actually, that was Rubens Beerrichello ;)
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Cynon wrote:Heinz Ketchup Frentzen -- complete with #57 on the car.

Paolo Barilla... come on... :P

Some fairly racist NASCAR blogger called JPM "Juan Pablo Montaco" once...

Marco/Michael/Mario Spaghetti :X

I do like Lewis Spamilton.

Sebastien Bourdais has been nicknamed SeaBass before.

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B. Beera
Peter White Bread
Felice Bunetto
Franco Roll
Clementine Biondetti
Anyone with "Berg" in their name (Keke/Nico Rosburger, Gerhard Burger, etc.)
Gaston Matzocane
Al Peas
Jim Crawfish
George Eatin'
Mike Fish
Willi Leeks
Tony Marshmallow
Hap Sharp Cheddar

Indy 500 drivers:
Johnnie Parsnips
Bill Hollandaise
Salt Faulkner
Harry Schellfish
Bill Cheesbourger
George Fondue

Already food:
Joe Fry and Johnny Dumfries
Alfredo Pian and Oscar Alfredo Galvez
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UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Bill Hollandaise


On that note, Jean Aioli...
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Christmas Dinner
Vincenzo Sospiri-piri Chicken
Giancarlo Fishichella
Dave Walker's Crisps
Teo Fab lolly
Jorg Muller Corner
Alex Young's Crispy Fish
Tomas the Tank Enge Pasta Shapes in Tomato Sauce
Fabrizio Del Monte Pineapple Chunks
Jenson Button mushrooms
Elio de Angelis Delight
Kazuki Nik-Nakajima (really scraping the barrel now)
Adrain Souptil
Jackie Stewart's Luxury Shortbread
Nanni Gallette

That's your lot.
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Allen Burger.

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Mika Solo

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WaffleCat wrote:Allen Burger.

Trying to think of a food name for HWNSNBM...


WeirdKerr already did it years ago, above. ;)
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A couple that are probably so obvious that no-one's done them :

Jerome D'Ambrosio Custard (or Rice Pudding)
Milka (Chocolate) Dunno (aka Milk 'n' Donuts) - ok, so non-F1, but never mind ...

a few drinks ones :

Giancarlo FizzyCola
Pierluigi Martini
Timo Hock
Pepsi Max Papis
Vimto Liuzzi

A couple of others I've thought up :

RyeBread Barrichello or RootBeer Barrichello
Bruno / Ayrton Senokot
Senokot tablets, max strength tablets and syrup all contain the active ingredient senna, which is a type of medicine called a stimulant laxative
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BaconLettuceNinja wrote:Vincenzo Sospiri-piri Chicken

This :lol:
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Why limit this to drivers when we could have Murray Walker's crisps, a Charlie Cox's apple, and Eddie Jordan's breakfast cereals?

"I would just like to say if I may that Jordan's Oat Granola is the finest breakfast cereal ever made, it's even better than porridge (yes, David, it is, just accept it), All-Bran, papayas, and all those other very healthy breakfasts that all the competitors might advertise. It's even more of a breakfast of champions than sex, whatever James Hunt might think, and if you eat my cereals you'll grow up to be a Formula One driver and drive for the team that used to be mine before I gave it up to make the world's greatest cereals. Finally, I would like to remind you all that granola is a really stupid idea, I mean, it tastes like the contents of my hoover bag and is all glued together with more sugar than in a bowl of Frosties, so you'll all develop diabetes. I'd rather have the muesli they serve up at the Sauber motorhome!"
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dinizintheoven wrote:Why limit this to drivers when we could have Murray Walker's crisps, a Charlie Cox's apple, and Eddie Jordan's breakfast cereals?

"I would just like to say if I may that Jordan's Oat Granola is the finest breakfast cereal ever made, it's even better than porridge (yes, David, it is, just accept it), All-Bran, papayas, and all those other very healthy breakfasts that all the competitors might advertise. It's even more of a breakfast of champions than sex, whatever James Hunt might think, and if you eat my cereals you'll grow up to be a Formula One driver and drive for the team that used to be mine before I gave it up to make the world's greatest cereals. Finally, I would like to remind you all that granola is a really stupid idea, I mean, it tastes like the contents of my hoover bag and is all glued together with more sugar than in a bowl of Frosties, so you'll all develop diabetes. I'd rather have the muesli they serve up at the Sauber motorhome!"


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Golden Graham Hills anyone?
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dinizintheoven wrote:Why limit this to drivers when we could have Murray Walker's crisps...

I've wondered for a long time what a Murray Mints flavoured packet of Walkers crisps might taste like...
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Whoever named "Luca" reminds any russian an onion (because "luk" = "onion")
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solarcold wrote:Whoever named "Luca" reminds any russian an onion (because "luk" = "onion")


Does that mean Lukoil literally means "Onion Oil"?
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Phoenix wrote:
solarcold wrote:Whoever named "Luca" reminds any russian an onion (because "luk" = "onion")


Does that mean Lukoil literally means "Onion Oil"?

You read my freaking mind. I don't know the answer but I do know the LUK name is because three different companies merged together and they retained the first letter of each past company's name.
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The joke my sister and I made around 1998:

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Surprised nobody's mentioned Buddy Rice yet...
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