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Got a team but no drivers? Got seats but no bums on them? This is the thread for you; a place to advertise any gaps in driving personnel where they might be missed within the mass of posts in the particular forum thread.

All you have to do is state your team and the series that the seat is empty in, as well as any other parameters you may require (eg. pay-driver, Reject Superlicense, etc.). Then you can wait for any driver offers your team needs.

NOTE: This is not the silly season thread, this is just a place for you to post your vacancies. Applications, negotiations or links can be taken to the Silly Season thread.
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As I said in the RDS thread, Diego Pereira, 17 years of age, is interested in the Ecurie Prenois seat.
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takagi_for_the_win wrote:As I said in the RDS thread, Diego Pereira, 17 years of age, is interested in the Ecurie Prenois seat.

Ok, I'll sign him.
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The Crusaders need a driver (preferably experienced) for their RTCC team for the rounds in Knockhill and San Marino, as our main driver Calvin Brooks will be racing elsewhere in F2RWRS during those dates.
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Dark77 wrote:The Crusaders need a driver (preferably experienced) for their RTCC team for the rounds in Knockhill and San Marino, as our main driver Calvin Brooks will be racing elsewhere in F2RWRS during those dates.


Björn Ekdal is available. While he is mainly open-wheel driver, he has touring car experience from STCC
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Dark77 wrote:The Crusaders need a driver (preferably experienced) for their RTCC team for the rounds in Knockhill and San Marino, as our main driver Calvin Brooks will be racing elsewhere in F2RWRS during those dates.

Archibald March is available and he is a proven race winner in LGPS
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F3RWRS team Kingfisher Equipe Gauthier will require a new driver to fill in for Thomas Butler, as the Brit will be moving back down to F1RDS.
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Salamander wrote:F3RWRS team Kingfisher Equipe Gauthier will require a new driver to fill in for Thomas Butler, as the Brit will be moving back down to F1RDS.

Rick Simpson is available and has previous F3RWRS experience at last season's Superprix races, at Monaco he was the highest placed of the third car drivers. He also managed to qualify in the top 10 in all 3 of his starts (the highlight being 3rd at Spa), with one of the least competitive cars on the grid.
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Dark77 wrote:The Crusaders need a driver (preferably experienced) for their RTCC team for the rounds in Knockhill and San Marino, as our main driver Calvin Brooks will be racing elsewhere in F2RWRS during those dates.


No he probably isn't. He will only be making one more race in F2RWRS due to his commitments elsewhere (probably yours) and his poor performance. Which means that, from round 6, Licor Beirão will have their second seat vacant.
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MinardiFan95 wrote:
Salamander wrote:F3RWRS team Kingfisher Equipe Gauthier will require a new driver to fill in for Thomas Butler, as the Brit will be moving back down to F1RDS.

Rick Simpson is available and has previous F3RWRS experience at last season's Superprix races, at Monaco he was the highest placed of the third car drivers. He also managed to qualify in the top 10 in all 3 of his starts (the highlight being 3rd at Spa), with one of the least competitive cars on the grid.

Excellent, he has the drive.
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Eric Swerts would like to apply for the Dofasco F2RWRS drive.
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Dark77 wrote:The Crusaders need a driver (preferably experienced) for their RTCC team for the rounds in Knockhill and San Marino, as our main driver Calvin Brooks will be racing elsewhere in F2RWRS during those dates.


Might I present to you Wulfric Wombesi, a driver who had encouraging results in the RWSCC before its hiatus. Being from the Congo, he is one of the country's many devout Catholics, and feels he would fit in the team as easily as holy water in a baptism. He also brings sponsorship from BP, but only for the rounds he is involved in.
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AustralianStig wrote:
Dark77 wrote:The Crusaders need a driver (preferably experienced) for their RTCC team for the rounds in Knockhill and San Marino, as our main driver Calvin Brooks will be racing elsewhere in F2RWRS during those dates.


Might I present to you Wulfric Wombesi, a driver who had encouraging results in the RWSCC before its hiatus. Being from the Congo, he is one of the country's many devout Catholics, and feels he would fit in the team as easily as holy water in a baptism. He also brings sponsorship from BP, but only for the rounds he is involved in.

Just a note, RWSCC isn't a canon series :) Wombesi would still be eligible for RTCC though
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Need a driver willing to race for ZimSport in the F3RWRS. Needs to be not shite :lol:
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the Masked Lapwing wrote:Need a driver willing to race for ZimSport in the F3RWRS. Needs to be not shite :lol:


Veli Waltari is interested. He raced in the first round of the F3RWRS this season. He promises to do better than that if he gets a new chance!
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Race Driver for hire. 17, has RDS and F3RWRS experience. Communicates with Kiwi accent. Is willing to drive anything. Comes with free Fush n' Chups, as well as cases of Speight's and Wittaker's. Call James on 0118 999 881 999 119 7253.
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the Masked Lapwing wrote:Need a driver willing to race for ZimSport in the F3RWRS. Needs to be not shite :lol:

If he hasn't got too many F2 starts, Eric Swerts is interested :mrgreen:
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tommykl wrote:
the Masked Lapwing wrote:Need a driver willing to race for ZimSport in the F3RWRS. Needs to be not shite :lol:

If he hasn't got too many F2 starts, Eric Swerts is interested :mrgreen:

9 race weekend appearances, 4 starts. However, he's 25, so this is the last season he's eligible to race in F3RWRS before he no longer meets the age criteria.
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Wizzie wrote:Race Driver for hire. 17, has RDS and F3RWRS experience. Communicates with Kiwi accent. Is willing to drive anything. Comes with free Fush n' Chups, as well as cases of Speight's and Wittaker's. Call James on 0118 999 881 999 119 7253.


If he has nothing lined up for 2017, Cassidy Racing may be interested in taking him on in their F1RICS team.
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tommykl wrote:Eric Swerts would like to apply for the Dofasco F2RWRS drive.


Ok,I'll sign him. Welcome to Dofasco Racing
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tommykl wrote:
the Masked Lapwing wrote:Need a driver willing to race for ZimSport in the F3RWRS. Needs to be not shite :lol:

If he hasn't got too many F2 starts, Eric Swerts is interested :mrgreen:

ZimSport would be glad to hire Swerts, based on his success in F3RWRS.
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Wizzie wrote:Race Driver for hire. 17, has RDS and F3RWRS experience. Communicates with Kiwi accent. Is willing to drive anything. Comes with free Fush n' Chups, as well as cases of Speight's and Wittaker's. Call James on 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

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Wizzie wrote:Race Driver for hire. 17, has RDS and F3RWRS experience. Communicates with Kiwi accent. Is willing to drive anything. Comes with free Fush n' Chups, as well as cases of Speight's and Wittaker's. Call James on 0118 999 881 999 119 7253.

Could I please let him race in F1RSTC in a Toyota Supra for Rob Lomas Racing?
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Wizzie wrote:Race Driver for hire. 17, has RDS and F3RWRS experience. Communicates with Kiwi accent. Is willing to drive anything. Comes with free Fush n' Chups, as well as cases of Speight's and Wittaker's. Call James on 0118 999 881 999 119 7253.

RTCC team Ecurie Fabron has an idle Peugeot 405 available for him to drive as long as he wants. :P
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the Masked Lapwing wrote:
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the Masked Lapwing wrote:Need a driver willing to race for ZimSport in the F3RWRS. Needs to be not shite :lol:

If he hasn't got too many F2 starts, Eric Swerts is interested :mrgreen:

ZimSport would be glad to hire Swerts, based on his success in F3RWRS.

Well, I guess doing double-duty is alright until he starts too many F2 races :)
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tommykl wrote:
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tommykl wrote:If he hasn't got too many F2 starts, Eric Swerts is interested :mrgreen:

ZimSport would be glad to hire Swerts, based on his success in F3RWRS.

Well, I guess doing double-duty is alright until he starts too many F2 races :)

Minor problem - he can't. As soon as he does one more F2 race, he's ineligible for F3.
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the Masked Lapwing wrote:
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the Masked Lapwing wrote:ZimSport would be glad to hire Swerts, based on his success in F3RWRS.

Well, I guess doing double-duty is alright until he starts too many F2 races :)

Minor problem - he can't. As soon as he does one more F2 race, he's ineligible for F3.

Well, crap :P

I guess he'll be staying in F2RWRS, then.
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Hire Veli Waltari then :D
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Given as People Power by CR Motorsport has already started tanking mode, we are looking at a pay driver for next season.

Requirements:
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Call <number> and request the Executive President and F1RTA Team Representative of People Power presents Holden CR Motorsport and former general manager of RAW and Smackdown as well as vice-president of WWE talent relations John Laurinaitis.
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Klon wrote:Given as People Power by CR Motorsport has already started tanking mode, we are looking at a pay driver for next season.

Requirements:
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While he may not have a Reject License at this moment in time, a contractual obligation will ensure that Benoit Voeckler will qualify for a super license in 2017 under regulation 1.2.6e. The original reason for his superlicense being taken away will no longer be valid, and by the book he will be available to race.
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the Masked Lapwing wrote:Need a driver willing to race for ZimSport in the F3RWRS. Needs to be not shite :lol:


Dale Hamilton is interested in switching from RBWRT for this drive.
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Wizzie wrote:Race Driver for hire. 17, has RDS and F3RWRS experience. Communicates with Kiwi accent. Is willing to drive anything. Comes with free Fush n' Chups, as well as cases of Speight's and Wittaker's. Call James on 0118 999 881 999 119 7253.


I rang that number and instead of a Kiwi racing driver answering, it turned out I'd phoned emergency services :P
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MinardiFan95 wrote:
Wizzie wrote:Race Driver for hire. 17, has RDS and F3RWRS experience. Communicates with Kiwi accent. Is willing to drive anything. Comes with free Fush n' Chups, as well as cases of Speight's and Wittaker's. Call James on 0118 999 881 999 119 7253.


I rang that number and instead of a Kiwi racing driver answering, it turned out I'd phoned emergency services :P


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Nuppiz wrote:
Wizzie wrote:Race Driver for hire. 17, has RDS and F3RWRS experience. Communicates with Kiwi accent. Is willing to drive anything. Comes with free Fush n' Chups, as well as cases of Speight's and Wittaker's. Call James on 0118 999 881 999 119 7253.

RTCC team Ecurie Fabron has an idle Peugeot 405 available for him to drive as long as he wants. :P


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WANTED

Talented young drivers for reigning champion team in premier junior formula. If you can pay, we'll keep you at bay - no cash required, only pure ability.

On offer is a rolling race-by-race contract. Can mix with other existing commitments if it does not clash with our schedule. Exceptional performers will be rewarded with contract extension into 2017.

People named "Calvin Brooks", "Benoit Voeckler" & "Geoff Donnelly" need not apply.
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DanielPT wrote:No he probably isn't. He will only be making one more race in F2RWRS due to his commitments elsewhere (probably yours) and his poor performance. Which means that, from round 6, Licor Beirão will have their second seat vacant.
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Stramala wrote:WANTED

Talented young drivers for reigning champion team in premier junior formula. If you can pay, we'll keep you at bay - no cash required, only pure ability.

On offer is a rolling race-by-race contract. Can mix with other existing commitments if it does not clash with our schedule. Exceptional performers will be rewarded with contract extension into 2017.

People named "Calvin Brooks", "Benoit Voeckler" & "Geoff Donnelly" need not apply.

How about Bob Lomas. He is 17 years old and is fresh from winning the CIK KF1 title.
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Stramala wrote:WANTED

Talented young drivers for reigning champion team in premier junior formula. If you can pay, we'll keep you at bay - no cash required, only pure ability.

roblomas52 wrote:How about Bob Lomas. He is 17 years old and is fresh from winning the CIK KF1 title.

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