Grand Prix Rejects

It's another Tuesday before a Grand Prix, so it's time to open the topic.
The topic is not delayed in terms of opening, so the deadline this time around is the conclusion of FP3, as it used to be.

2013 NOCHAMPAGNELOL
1. Vettel
2. Rosberg
3. Grosjean
4. Hamilton
5. Webber
6. Alonso
7. Massa
8. Perez
9. Button
10. Di Resta

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: GutSquared
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: GutSquared
MLP: Bottas
DNQ:

2013 GERMANYDOMINATIONLOL GP

1 Vettel
2 Rosberg
3 Hulkenberg
4 Sutil
5 Webber
6 Grosjean
7 Massa
8 Perez
9 Alonso
10 Raikkonen

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Hamilton
ROTR: Great Britain (Button 13th, Di Resta 14th, Chilton 19th and Hamilton out)
IIDOTR: Germany
DBTMOTR: Di Resta
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: Number of Ice Creams that are good without Raspberry Sauce (0)

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:2013 GERMANYDOMINATIONLOL GP

Willkommen im Reich, mein junger Schüler. Verabschiede dich von deiner Königin and embrace the Deutsch. Muahahahahahahahaha!

Klon wrote:

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:2013 GERMANYDOMINATIONLOL GP

Willkommen im Reich, mein junger Schüler. Verabschiede dich von deiner Königin and embrace the Deutsch. Muahahahahahahahaha!

Translated as Welcome to the world, My young students. Say goodbye to your Queen and embrace the Germans

2013 Not Getting Carried away GP

1 Grosjean
2 Webber
3 Rosberg
4 Hamilton
5 Massa
6 Alonso
7 Hulkenberg
8 Perez
9 Button
10 Raikkonen

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Vettel
ROTR: Pic (Could have got 12th place but crashes out on the last lap)
IIDOTR: GROSJEAN!!!!!!
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen (Since Grosjean WINS!!!
MLP: BOttas
DNQ: The number of wins, podiums, points and sense BAR had in 1999 (0)

2013 Adelaide But Lame Grand Prix
1. Vettelwinslmfao
2. Alonso
3. Grosjeancomesthirdlol
4. Rosberg
5. Hamilton
6. Raikkonen
7. Webber
8. Hulkenberg
9. Button
10. Massa

Pole: VettelpolesXD
FL: Vettel
First retirement: vdG
ROTR: Some variety of crazy fan
IIDOTR: Bianchi
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: (Guti)(Guti)
DNQ: USF1

go_Rubens's Predictions

2013 Stun Gun GP

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Grosjean
4. Hülkenberg
5. Massa
6. Räikkönen
7. Rosberg
8. Webber
9. Alonso
10. Gutiérrez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: di Resta (car failure/crash)
ROTR: Alonso (qualifies 3rd only to finish 9th)
IIDOTR: HÜLK SMASH!!!
DBTMOTR: Alonso
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: None

good_Ralf's Predictions

2013 I'll do better this time GP

1. Grosjean
2. Vettel
3. Hülkenberg
4. Rosberg
5. Hamilton
6. Webber
7. Räikkönen
8. Alonso
9. Massa
10. Bottas

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Gutierrez
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Massa (caused teammate collision)
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Same as the number of points Tora Takagi scored

2013 Too much corners grand prix

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Grosjean
4. Hamilton
5. Massa
6. Räikkönen
7. Alonso
8. Gutierrez
9. Hulkenberg
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado (ends williams race in the first corner)
IIDOTR: Gutierrez
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

2013 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Rosberg
3. Webber
4. Grosjean
5. Hamilton
6. Alonso
7. Raikkonen
8. Button
9. Massa
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Di Resta
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

DOSBoot's Perdiction's

2013 Ahab the Arab Grand Prix.

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Grojean
4. Raikkonen
5. Hamilton
6. Alonso
7. Rosberg
8. Button
9. Hulkenburg
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonaldo
ROTR: Force India
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Nope

The 2013 My Favourite Track on F1 2011/2012 Abu Dhabi GP Sponsored By Rolex and Ethihad airways.

1. Grosjean
2. Vettel
3. Hülkenberg
4. Hamilton
5. Rosberg
6. Webber
7. Ricciardo
8. Alonso
9. Massa
10. Maldonaldo
Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Maldonaldo
First Retirement: Bianchi
ROTR: Massa (caused teammate collision)
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: Same number of drivers sponsored by the Goverment Of Venuzeula

2013 Legard Bingo Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Alonso
3. Raikkonen
4. Webber
5. Grosjean
6. Rosberg
7. Hulkenberg
8. Massa
9. Bottas
10. Gutierrez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Hamilton
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: What's the point?

FantometteBR's predictions
2013 Not in Arab Spring Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Rosberg
3. Raikkonen
4. Alonso
5. Grosjean
6. Massa
7. Sutil
8. Ricciardo
9. Hulkenberg
10. Webber

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Hamilton (gets trounced by most of the grid)
IIDOTR: Bianchi (finishes ahead of Chilton, Caterhams and even Bottas)
DBTMOTR: Hamilton
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: There is still that?

2013 We have a pretty rad hotel Grand Prix

1. Grosjean
2. Rosberg
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Hulkenberg
6. Alonso
7. di Resta
8. Ricciardo
9. Perez
10. Raikkonen

Pole: Webber
Fast Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Vettel (gets Webber-spec car)
ROTR: Raikkonen
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: HRT

2013 Dubai GP
1. Vettel
2. Grosjean
3. Hamilton
4. Webber
5. Alonso
6. Raikkonen
7. Rosberg
8. Sutil
9. Perez
10. Gutierrez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Gutierrez
First DNF: Bottas
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Gutierrez
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: Van Der Garde... yes I am putting forward that prediction

The deadline is the conclusion of FP3, not the start of FP3. And Shizuka has been given a penalty point for incorrectly titling the thread. It's Aba Dabby, damnit!

Wizzie's Predictions
2013 Abba Dabby GP
1. Vettel
2. Grosjean
3. Hamilton
4. Webber
5. Alonso
6. Raikkonen
7. Rosberg
8. Button
9. Perez
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Hulkenberg
First DNF: Maldonado
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Pic (Hauls the Caterham to P11, somehow)
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None

Wizzie wrote:The deadline is the conclusion of FP3, not the start of FP3. And Shizuka has been given a penalty point for incorrectly titling the thread. It's Aba Dabby, damnit!

Going to fix that then, and thanks

Shizuka wrote:

Wizzie wrote:The deadline is the conclusion of FP3, not the start of FP3. And Shizuka has been given a penalty point for incorrectly titling the thread. It's Aba Dabby, damnit!

Going to fix that then, and thanks

You can have your point back now since you fixed it.

FMJ's predictions

2013 Oh f**k it's been ages since I done a prediction, I might as well now since I actually have the time to post one Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Raikkonen
3. Massa
4. Alonso
5. Rosberg
6. Hamilton
7. Hulkenberg
8. Webber
9. Gutierrez
10. Button

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Vergne
ROTR: Webber's luck
IIDOTR: Massa
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: Same as the number of DNPQs, none

Meatwad's predictions

2013 Petrov vs. Alonso Third Anniversary Grand Prix
1. IVettel
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Grosjean
5. Hamilton
6. Räikkönen
7. Rosberg
8. Massa
9. Pérez
10. Ricciardo

Pole: IVettel
Fastest lap: IVettel
First retirement: Sutil
ROTR: Force India
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: None

FMecha's predictions
2013 Brightest Nite Grand Prix

1. Webber
2. Vettel
3. Grosjean
4. Rosberg
5. Hamilton
6. Räikkönen
7. Massa
8. Sutil
9. Maldonado
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Alonso
ROTR: Mercedes-based teams
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Glass of Milk
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: Pic

Rock the Casbah GP

1. Vettel
2. Grosjean
3. Rosberg
4. Alonso
5. Massa
6. Webber
7. Raikkonen
8. Hulkenberg
9. Ricciardo
10. Gutierrez^2

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: di Resta/Glass 'O Milk
ROTR: Hamilton for 11th place finish
IIDOTR: Gutierrez^2
DBTMOTR: Hamilton
MLP: Gutierrez^2
DNQ: Clint Bowyer Win Total for 2013 or Zero

2013 Oil Is Running Out Grand Prix
or
the 2013 Grand Prix of Waard revisited

1. Raikkonen
2. Grosjean
3. Vettel
4. Rosberg
5. Alonso
6. Webber
7. Hamilton
8. Hulkenberg
9. Perez
10. Sutil

Pole: Grosjean
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Massa
ROTR: Giedo of the garde
IIDOTR: Rosberg
DBTMOTR: Button
MLP: Pic
DNQ: null set

tommykl's Predictions
2013 Vettel's champion. We get it. Grand Prix

1. Grosjean
2. Webber
3. Vettel
4. Alonso
5. Räikkönen/Valsecchi (if Kimi doesn't show up)
6. Rosberg
7. Hamilton
8. Hülkenberg
9. Sutil
10. Pérez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Alonso
First Retirement: di Resta
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Grosjean/Valsecchi (if Kimi doesn't show up)
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: nope

2013 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Grosjean
4. Alonso
5. Perez
6. Massa
7. Grosjean
8. Raikkonen
9. Button
10. Di Resta

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Chilton (car failure)
ROTR: Sauber (Hulkenberg in points before disastrous pitstop; Gutierrez does nothing)
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Bianchi

Klon wrote:

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:2013 GERMANYDOMINATIONLOL GP

Willkommen im Reich, mein junger Schüler. Verabschiede dich von deiner Königin and embrace the Deutsch. Muahahahahahahahaha!

Der deutsche Volk will den totalen Sieg!

/RolandFreisler

I may edit this later for a complete run down of the points, but for now;

1st Sebastian Vettel
2nd Lewis Hamilton
3rd Mark Webber
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4th Kimi Raikkonen
5th Fernando Alonso

RAK's Predictions:
2013 "Title's been decided - but Vettel will still push as hard as hell" Grand Prix

1) Vettel
2) Webber
3) Grosjean
4) Rosberg
5) Alonso
6) Raikkonen
7) Massa
8) Hamilton
9) Button
10) Hulkenberg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Williams
IIDOTR: Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

Double Points

HawkAussie

2013 is not needed anymore GP
1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Rosberg
4. Sutil
5. Button
6. Grosjean
7. Hamilton
8. Perez
9. Maldonado
10. Vergne

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Finland
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: di Resta
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: The drivers that have points in season 2052

East Londoner's Predictions
2013 Can This Wretched Season End Yet? Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Grosjean
3. Rosberg
4. Alonso
5. Button
6. Webber
7. Hamilton
8. Hulkenberg
9. Raikkonen
10. Bottas

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Vergne (the gearbox seizes up about 10 laps in)
ROTR: Force India (double retirement within a few laps of each other)
IIDOTR: Bottas (POINTS)
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen (he's stopped caring, and drives ala Damon Hill in 1999)
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: The amount of people who would vote for UKIP, if people in this country weren't so bathplugging idiotic (Zero)

2013 Totes not Amazeballs GP

1. Webber
2. Button
3. Hamilton
4. Rosberg
5. Grosjean
6. Raikkonen
7. Perez
8. di Resta
9. Hulkenberg
10. Maldonado

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Vettel
ROTR: FIA
IIDOTR: Button?
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: The middle number in 107%

2013 VETTELWINSAGAIN GP

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Grosjean
4. Rosberg
5. Button
6. Hamilton
7. Raikkonen
8. Perez
9. di Resta
10. Bottas

Pole: Vettel (no surprise!)
Fastest Lap: Once again Vettel
First Retirement: Ricciardo
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Bottas (first points)
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: The chance of HRT winning a GP- 0

TMLW's predictions
2013 Dead Rubber #1

1. Vettel
2. Grosjean
3. Rosberg
4. Webber
5. Alonso
6. Hamilton
7. Hulkenberg
8. Massa
9. Di Resta
10. Vergne

Pole: Vettel
FLAP: Webber
First DNF: Raikkonen
ROTR: Raikkonen
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

The 2013 Forgone Conclusion Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Grosjean
4. Hamilton
5. Kimi
6. Rosberg
7. Hulkenberg
8. Alonso
9. Button
10. Bottas please

Pole: Vettel
FLAP: Vettel
First DNF: Webber
ROTR: Force India
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Bottas

2013 NOCHAMPAGNELOL
1. Vettel
2. Grosjean
3. Raikkonen
4. Hamilton
5. Perez
6. Alonso
7. Hulkenberg
8. Maldolan
9. Button
10. Di Resta

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Pic
ROTR: Mark Webber's Excuses/Conspiracy Theorists
IIDOTR: Maldolan, locks up the Lotus seat
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None, why does this rule still exist?

QuickYoda41's predictions
2013 Abu Dhabi GP

1. Vettel
2. Raikkonen
3. Hamilton
4. Webber
5. Alonso
6. Rosberg
7. Perez
8. Hülkenberg
9. Button
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Raikkonen
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: none

mash's predictions
2013 A Blue Ghazi GP

1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Raikonnen
4. Grosjean
5. Hamilton
6. Rosberg
7. Alonso
8. Hulkenberg
9. Button
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Maldonado
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
DNQ: None

Tristan1117's Predictions

2013 Abu Dhabi GP

1. Vettel
2. Raikkonen
3. Grosjean
4. Fernando Alonso
5. Rosberg
6. Hammy
7. Hulk
8. Webber
9. Alonso again, for kicks
10. Gutiérrez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: all talent Max Chilton
Rotr: Vettel
IIDOTR: Charles Pic
DBTMOTR: Pastor
MLP: Gutiérrez
DNQ: None

Rocks with Salt's Predictions
2013 Wait It's NOT Dubai? Grand Prix

1. Grosjean
2. Vettel
3. Webber
4. Alonso
5. Hamilton
6. Massa
7. Hulkenberg
8. Raikkonen
9. Rosberg
10. Ricciardo
Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Van der Garde
ROTR: The Stewards
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Vergne
MLP: Gutierrez
DNQ: Nadie

JohnnyCarwash's Predictions
2013 Ooooh Shiny! Hotel Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Grosjean
3. Webber
4. Hamilton
5. Raikkonen
6. Alonso
7. Hulkenberg
8. Massa
9. Rosberg
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Button
IIDOTR: The track
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
MLP: Bottas
DNQ: None