The 'Ruined Dreams' Game

[pasta_maldonado]

No, this does not involve cutting little kid's ballons at Disneyland or anything like that

The game is, someone posts their F1 'dream', and then the next person adds something to ruin that dream. Poster #2 then posts their dream, and so on, and so on....

For example, if I started with 'Romain Grosjean will dominate the Indian Grand Prix', the next person to post could say: 'BUT.....He is disqualified for going 1 mm over the track limits'. They would ten write their dream, and so on, and so on!

The 'dreams' could be about anything and anyone related to F1, past or present, and the replies can be as ludicrous as you like!

I'll start : 'Max Chilton will score a point at the Indian Grand Prix'

[Alextrax52]

No, this does not involve cutting little kid's ballons at Disneyland or anything like that

The game is, someone posts their F1 'dream', and then the next person adds something to ruin that dream. Poster #2 then posts their dream, and so on, and so on....

For example, if I started with 'Romain Grosjean will dominate the Indian Grand Prix', the next person to post could say: 'BUT.....He is disqualified for going 1 mm over the track limits'. They would ten write their dream, and so on, and so on!

The 'dreams' could be about anything and anyone related to F1, past or present, and the replies can be as ludicrous as you like!

I'll start : 'Max Chilton will score a point at the Indian Grand Prix'

But he will post his first retirement of the season

My dream is that Williams will get a Top 8 finish before the season finishes

[UncreativeUsername37]

But he will post his first retirement of the season

My dream is that Williams will get a Top 8 finish before the season finishes

But five points isn't enough to save them for 2014.

With variable weather, Jenson Button wins this year's race at Interlagos.

[Ben Gilbert]

But five points isn't enough to save them for 2014.

With variable weather, Jenson Button wins this year's race at Interlagos.

Only to be disqualified for being underweight, as it was only cloudy and all the water on the circuit was actually from his secret ballast tank.

Stefan F1 will finally be granted a grid-slot for 2014!

[pi314159]

Only to be disqualified for being underweight, as it was only cloudy and all the water on the circuit was actually from his secret ballast tank.

Stefan F1 will finally be granted a grid-slot for 2014!

But the old Toyota is made obsolete by the rule changes, leaving them without a car for 2014.

Pedro de la Rosa makes a return to Formula 1 in 2014.

[Ataxia]

But the old Toyota is made obsolete by the rule changes, leaving them without a car for 2014.

Pedro de la Rosa makes a return to Formula 1 in 2014.

A zimmer frame would add too much weight.

Jonathan Legard makes a return to F1 commentary.

[Londoner]

Jonathan Legard makes a return to F1 commentary.

Someone on Pistonheads attempts to assassinate him, and Legard has to go into hiding.

The Bahrain Grand Prix is cancelled for 2014.

[roblo97]

But the old Toyota is made obsolete by the rule changes, leaving them without a car for 2014.

Pedro de la Rosa makes a return to Formula 1 in 2014.

A zimmer frame would add too much weight.

Jonathan Legard makes a return to F1 commentary.

But there is to much demand on sky to give people sky+ so they can listen to David Croft.

Paul DiResta wins the Abu Dhabi GP

[good_Ralf]

Paul DiResta wins the Abu Dhabi GP

But if you look in more detail everyone else has retired...

[pasta_maldonado]

Forgot to say - hate to be an old moany arse, but you have to ruin the dream of the person directly above you! Otherwise, what's the point

[DOSBoot]

No, this does not involve cutting little kid's ballons at Disneyland or anything like that

Coincidentally, I had a similar situation happen to me when I came home from Disneyworld when I was 3.

[pasta_maldonado]

Jonathan Legard makes a return to F1 commentary.

Someone on Pistonheads attempts to assassinate him, and Legard has to go into hiding.

The Bahrain Grand Prix is cancelled for 2014.

But, we get a Bahrain double header in 2105 to satisfy the Sheiks.

Daniel Ricciardo wins the 2014 Australian Grand Prix

[Nessafox]

But only because Vettel gifted him the win.

Vandoorne will win the GP2 championship.

[TomWazzleshaw]

But only because Vettel gifted him the win.

Vandoorne will win the GP2 championship.

That makes the dream even better you dolt

Anyway, Vandoorne wins the GP2 championship, and promptly gets dumped from the McLaren young driver program

Nico Hulkenberg finally scores a Ferrari drive.

[Aerospeed]

Hulkenburg gets the sack mid-season since Alonso is faster than him.

McLaren gets 1-2s for the rest of the season...

[Ataxia]

Hulkenburg gets the sack mid-season since Alonso is faster than him.

McLaren gets 1-2s for the rest of the season...

...on the reject podium.

Rubens Barrichello forms his own F1 team.

[Aerospeed]

Hulkenburg gets the sack mid-season since Alonso is faster than him.

McLaren gets 1-2s for the rest of the season...

...on the reject podium.

Rubens Barrichello forms his own F1 team.

...and hires Peter Windsor to design the chassis.

Sauber gets a multimillion sponsorship deal from reliable sponsors, saving the team from financial difficulties...

[Londoner]

Sauber gets a multimillion sponsorship deal from reliable sponsors, saving the team from financial difficulties...

But it's in Zimbabwean dollars.

Luca Badoer finally scores a point.

[TomWazzleshaw]

But it's in Zimbabwean dollars.

Luca Badoer finally scores a point.

It's in a non-championship race.

Robin Frijns gets a Force India drive for 2014

[Ataxia]

It's in a non-championship race.

Robin Frijns gets a Force India drive for 2014

Unfortunately for him, the team have expanded into golfing equipment.

Jaime Alguersuari returns to F1!

[go_Rubens]

Unfortunately for him, the team have expanded into golfing equipment.

Jaime Alguersuari returns to F1!

But he buckles under pressure at Force India, making his return forgetful, and he gets the sack two thirds in.

Button and Pérez are sacked by McLaren and sign Magnussen and Vandoorne for 2016.

[Nessafox]

For them to drive the mclaren mp4-12c in the Blancpain Endurance Series.

Giede Van Der Garde will win a race.

[go_Rubens]

But it shows why he is so inconsistent, and shows that he is not top gun.

Jules Bianchi and Nico Hülkenberg will duke it out to see who will eclipse all of Schumacher's records.

[WaffleCat]

For them to drive the mclaren mp4-12c in the Blancpain Endurance Series.

Giede Van Der Garde will win a race.

...in the Porsche Supercup.

Jules Bianchi signs with Red Bull and finishes ahead of Vettel.

[Nessafox]

As both of you mention Jules Bianchi i will try to combine them.

It turns out Bianchi was signed as the new Red Bull DJ and sold more records than Jacques Villeneuves most recent album, sold in an auction by Schumacher.

Rubens Barichello will find a drive for 2014.

[WaffleCat]

As both of you mention Jules Bianchi i will try to combine them.

It turns out Bianchi was signed as the new Red Bull DJ and sold more records than Jacques Villeneuves most recent album, sold in an auction by Schumacher.

Rubens Barichello will find a drive for 2014.

Oops,didn't see go_Rubens post

...as a taxi driver in Sao Paolo.

Alonso magically comes from behind to win the 2013 championship.

[TomWazzleshaw]

As both of you mention Jules Bianchi i will try to combine them.

It turns out Bianchi was signed as the new Red Bull DJ and sold more records than Jacques Villeneuves most recent album, sold in an auction by Schumacher.

Rubens Barichello will find a drive for 2014.

Oops,didn't see go_Rubens post

...as a taxi driver in Sao Paolo.

Alonso magically comes from behind to win the 2013 championship.

The 2013 World Pie Eating Championship.

Caterham somehow nail the regulations and have the fastest car heading into 2014.

[go_Rubens]

Except they had unreliability in their drivers.

Hugo Häkkinen will win his first season in F1.

[Nessafox]

F1 powerboats that is.

Jari Matti Latvala will stay on the road.

[UncreativeUsername37]

F1 powerboats that is.

Jari Matti Latvala will stay on the road.

In every single transport stage he drives.

The 2014 MotoGP season won't have a set of three typical podium finishers.

[TomWazzleshaw]

F1 powerboats that is.

Jari Matti Latvala will stay on the road.

In every single transport stage he drives.

The 2014 MotoGP season won't have a set of three typical podium finishers.

There is no 2014 MotoGP season

Williams return to the good ol' days for 2014.

[go_Rubens]

The good ol' days of Frank Williams Racing Cars in the 70s.

Nico Hülkenberg wins this year's Brazilian GP.

[AustralianStig]

The good ol' days of Frank Williams Racing Cars in the 70s.

Nico Hülkenberg wins this year's Brazilian GP.

But STILL misses out on a seat for 2014.

Bruno Senna gets a surprise call up for Lotus.

[go_Rubens]

But he only proves the Senna name is all but dead in F1.

RoGro will win the next four F1 championships.

[Cynon]

But he only proves the Senna name is all but dead in F1.

RoGro will win the next four F1 championships.

But no British or Australian drivers score a point and overtaking is banned.

An American driver enters F1 in a Marussia.

[TomWazzleshaw]

But he only proves the Senna name is all but dead in F1.

RoGro will win the next four F1 championships.

But no British or Australian drivers score a point and overtaking is banned.

An American driver enters F1 in a Marussia.

It's Graham Rahal.

Audi finally make their highly-anticipated F1 debut.

[UncreativeUsername37]

It's Graham Rahal.

Audi finally make their highly-anticipated F1 debut.

Their first qualifying echoes MasterCard Lola, as does their absence from the rest of the season.

Sauber fill the leaving Hulkenberg with Wickens.

[go_Rubens]

Wickens is tossed because of sponsorship a week before Melbourne. His replacement is... Sakon Yamamoto.

Antonio Felix da Costa gets a Toro Rosso seat along with Carlos Sainz Jr.

[TomWazzleshaw]

Wickens is tossed because of sponsorship a week before Melbourne. His replacement is... Sakon Yamamoto.

Antonio Felix da Costa gets a Toro Rosso seat along with Carlos Sainz Jr.

Toro Rosso sacks both of them for no good reason at the end of the year, replacing them with Tonio Liuzzi and Sebastien Buemi

Adrian Newey retires at the end of 2014...

[Aerospeed]

...but not before submitting his next chassis designs for the next 20 years, leaving at least two innovations to be introduced to the car each year before it inevitably gets banned or copied.

The Canadian GP gets signed on the F1 calendar for the next 15 years...