George MacDrage wrote:Posh sassanach twat, yeah. That Davies clan sabotaged my hopes, probably because I outed the elder one as a useless fraud. Aha.
F1RGP2C James Davies wrote:Yo! Douchebag! Let's get one thing straight here: I am not related - at all - to that goddamn embarrassment of a namesake! Am I clear!? Good. And the fact you couldn't even come close to his over-the-hill ass proves how useless you are!
Jordan Davies wrote:That was awesooooomeeee!! I dunno why so many people are being mad and sad and stuff, those lawnmowers are really fun to race, but they're also really easy to mess up on, so maybe that's why. I didn't mess up much though, so I'm really looking forward to the next race! I think I can win this!
Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing I wouldn't be in Formula 1.
The finals will begin in about 10 minutes, so anyone who wants to get commentary should join the chat Not that they'll be very interesting though, since they'll be two mowers in two lap races, but it'll be chance to laugh at Wizzie's drivers when they cock up live rather than looking at the wiki later
Daniel Melrose wrote:Looks like people care a lot more about winning this thing than I thought. I mean, it's a bathpluggling Lawnmower race for HWNSNBM's sake. It's an excuse to have an official RWRS end-of-season party, not complain about parity and stuff like that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the infield Gruen Beer Pavilion.
Biscione wrote:"Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
Daniel Melrose wrote:Looks like people care a lot more about winning this thing than I thought. I mean, it's a bathpluggling Lawnmower race for HWNSNBM's sake. It's an excuse to have an official RWRS end-of-season party, not complain about parity and stuff like that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the infield Gruen Beer Pavilion.
Jordan Davies wrote:Yeah! What Mr. Melrose said! ... except for the beer. I'm not allowed.
Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing I wouldn't be in Formula 1.
And after a hard fought afternoon of finals, Martyn Rietacher wins the final (just) and is awarded the Sydney Smith Cup. James Davies came close but had to settle for second. while Wouter Lamberigts won the third place final. He didn't receive his trophy however, as Martin van der Maeyede took offence to his driving and punched him, forcing Wouter into the medical centre with a broken nose and mild alcohol poisoning.
Anybody who want to challenge another driver to a race, please post them, especially those from earlier in the thread since most weren't made clear. 1 on 1 only. By default, those who are challenged will accept unless the owner specifically says no. Anybody can take part, whether they made the finals, were on the reserve list or are drunken Scots pretending to be Italian
Luke Knight wrote:PLUS ONE WIN!! Wow, I can't believe Martyn won really, it's a dream come true for us to win the first law-------wait, Martin did what?!?!?
Martyn Rietacher wrote:The karts were a blast to drive and they really suite my driving style. I hope this has proved my talent to everyone out there who was in doubt of it.
Luke Knight wrote:PLUS ONE WIN!! Wow, I can't believe Martyn won really, it's a dream come true for us to win the first law-------wait, Martin did what?!?!?
Martyn Rietacher wrote:The karts were a blast to drive and they really suite my driving style. I hope this has proved my talent to everyone out there who was in doubt of it.
Why did Martin punch Lamberigts?
Because Lamberigts shoved Maeyede off the road to win the battle for 3rd. Lamberigts would have gotten a drive through for it if there was a pitlane... or any stewards present... or anyone sober enough to care for that matter
Biscione wrote:"Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
James Davies wrote:Congrats to Martyn, he drove really well out there. I almost thought I was gonna win, but I couldn't quite make it. Now, if you'll all excuse me, there's a Gruen Beer with my name on it.
F1RWRS James Davies will not be accepting any challenges as he he will either be asleep, or recovering from the mother of all hangovers on Challenge Day. F1RGP2C James Davies would be more than willing to take on all-comers - as soon as he wakes up from being KO'ed at long last by John Zimmer.
Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing I wouldn't be in Formula 1.
eurobrun wrote:Prince Walik wants to challenge F1RGP2C Davies as he is some washed up fool who doesn't even have 0.01% of Wailk's money
F1RGP2C James Davies wrote:I have plenty of money! Enough to comfortably form my own SRL team out of nowhere! You're going down, Walik! You'll see how 'washed-up I am when I kick your ass into next week!
Translation: Davies accepts.
Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing I wouldn't be in Formula 1.
Mitchell Macklin apparently wants to lay down the challenge to Rosco Vantini, while Tom Douglas wants to battle both Prince Walik and Daniel Moreno during Challenge Day. Oh and Daniel Melrose want to know if Kay Lon is ready to go one on one with the Mad one.
Biscione wrote:"Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
Wizzie wrote:Oh and Daniel Melrose want to know if Kay Lon is ready to go one on one with the Mad one.
Only if the mad one promises to not be mad when beaten.
Tomo Kazama vs. Du Lei Tomo Kazama vs. Bastiaan van Nieuwenhuijzen Kay Lon vs. Daniel Melrose Kay Lon vs. Sammy Jones Kay Lon vs. James Davies [F1RGP2] Kay Lon vs. Alessandro Linari
Now that I think about it, John Zimmer wants to continue his beatdown of James Davies, as well as taking on Daniel Moreno, Pablo da Silva and Kazuhiko Takagi. And Frank, of course. Pieter Kickert would also like to take on Moreno. Rhys Davies is up for a race against Sammy Jones, knowing full well he'll be fired if he wins And of course, the Melville twins will have to sort out who is the better driver.
Continuing the family feud, Tom and James Douglas are gonna go at it to decide whose the better of the two now, and Joel Melrose will get his first challenge from older brother Daniel. Meanwhile, the elder Melrose will have yet another race, this time with protegee Mitchell Macklin just so we can finally find out if the kid's really as good as Melrose says he is.
Biscione wrote:"Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
Kay Lon wrote:The fans wonder why we do this: why sit on a lawnmower and look like a goof? Why abort your holiday or your training for the next season to fight in the heat of the Australian Christmas time? The answer is simple: it is drive. We all need to be the best. I am the Best In The World, and the people know that, but it's a title that needs to be defended every day and every night.
This leads me to my opponents: most of them are great drivers. Hell, if we ignore Linari, that idiot, everyone of them is. They are the greatest names this sport has ever seen. They are up there with Ayrton Senna, Leonhard von Gottorp and Giuseppe Farina. Beating them is essential to my stardom.
We have Sammy Jones, we have Daniel Melrose. It's nothing personal, so it's mainly going to be some fun-driving around ... but I do want to beat them and I will beat them. Once I have done that, it is time to teach that maggot Linari a lesson in respect. He thinks he is some sort of racing god with the ability to judge right and wrong and I will drive that lesson out of his mind ... literally.
And then we have James Davies. His Twitter name says it all ... "BestDriverEver". Therefore, two self-proclaimed "bests" will meet in action. We will never get Muhammed Ali vs. Mike Tyson, we will never get Pélé vs. Oliver Kahn but we WILL get James Davies vs. Kay Lon. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I need to win this race and I will win this race.
Kay Lon wrote:And then we have James Davies. His Twitter name says it all ... "BestDriverEver". Therefore, two self-proclaimed "bests" will meet in action. We will never get Muhammed Ali vs. Mike Tyson, we will never get Pélé vs. Oliver Kahn but we WILL get James Davies vs. Kay Lon. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I need to win this race and I will win this race.
F1RGP2C James Davies wrote:I went into retirement because I felt I had nothing left to prove in my career. But when you get a challenge from Kay Lon... well, that is just something you cannot ignore. Make no mistake; I am the best driver ever, of all time. And I will prove that fact in this race, so be sure to watch it. This is a once in a lifetime thing, you do NOT want to miss it.
Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing I wouldn't be in Formula 1.
Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
FMecha wrote:Will accept the following challenges:
Reiko Megumi vs any female driver (except Pippa Mann)
Pippa Mann wrote:Why? Scared that you'll be shown up as not as good as you think you are? Chicken?
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
FMecha wrote:Will accept the following challenges:
Reiko Megumi vs any female driver (except Pippa Mann)
Pippa Mann wrote:Why? Scared that you'll be shown up as not as good as you think you are? Chicken?
F1RGP2C James Davies wrote:Hey, you should be thanking your lucky stars. If you did race she'd probably just crash into you. Like she does everything ever.
Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing I wouldn't be in Formula 1.
Reiko Megumi wrote:Pippa, I originally hoped for a battle against someone else, preferably from the F2RWRS or F3RWRS. But Poppy accepted it, so, deal with it.
James, shut the bathplug up. Ever heard of Romain Grosjean in the 2012 F1 season? People now compared him with my antics during my F1RGP2C days.
Reiko Megumi wrote:James, shut the bathplug up. Ever heard of Romain Grosjean in the 2012 F1 season? People now compared him with my antics during my F1RGP2C days.
James Davies F1RGP2C wrote:Yeah? So? How does that excuse you for crashing into bathplugging everything, including a car that was well off the racing line under yellow flags!?
Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing I wouldn't be in Formula 1.
I dunno why so many people are being mad and sad and stuff, those lawnmowers are really fun to race, but they're also really easy to mess up on, so maybe that's why. I didn't mess up much though, so I'm really looking forward to the next race! I think I can win this!
Ever heard of Romain Grosjean in the 2012 F1 season? People now compared him with my antics during my F1RGP2C days.