Your Reject of the Race - China!
Your Reject of the Race - China!
I've done this in the past when Captain Hammer has been AWOL, so he can't launch papayas at me. Besides, I claim SA/SGPA immunity.
But anyway, after Q1 there's an obvious candidate for ROTR so far ...
Anyway, over to you for your suggestions before I make an autocratic decision!
But anyway, after Q1 there's an obvious candidate for ROTR so far ...
Anyway, over to you for your suggestions before I make an autocratic decision!
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Glock?
In all seriousness though it has to be that Aussie guy that drives for Red Bull and the idiot at Red Bull who decided not to send him out on softs.
In all seriousness though it has to be that Aussie guy that drives for Red Bull and the idiot at Red Bull who decided not to send him out on softs.
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Red Bull strategists certainly seem a big vote for now!
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Red Bull: if the field is within ONE second in Q1, you need to put your second driver, who has problems on a soft tyre!
If Webber finishes somewhere like 12th, it's definitely going to be ROTR for Red Bull's strategics...
If Webber finishes somewhere like 12th, it's definitely going to be ROTR for Red Bull's strategics...
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Nico Rosberg is a potential from this session for not giving distance to Perez
Nick Heidfeld also for not setting a banker, he saw how close the last session was, it wasn't gonna change
Nick Heidfeld also for not setting a banker, he saw how close the last session was, it wasn't gonna change
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Two words: Renault F1
Petrov's car breaks which eliminates Heidfeld whose already had 2 accidents this weekend.
Petrov's car breaks which eliminates Heidfeld whose already had 2 accidents this weekend.
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McLaren's driver suit
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Second that, has to be mclarens China edition race suit. Ghastly.
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Vettels helmet design, looks toomuch like Webbers
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I think its about time the reject of the race should be Helmet Painters in general, its about time they had one. They get paid to confuse people.
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Wizzie wrote:Two words: Renault F1
Petrov's car breaks which eliminates Heidfeld whose already had 2 accidents this weekend.
I have to agree with this.
Yes, Renault traditionally have been fairly aggressive with their qualifying strategy, and in many respects the teams are having to really nurse their tyres through qualifying so they don't use them all up before the race. I guess that they were trying to save as many sets of soft tyres for Q3, when they could afford to really attack, or holding back a fresh set for the race itself when the fresh tyres might really pay off.
But, with both drivers being sent out so late in the session, there is always the risk of a yellow or red flag ruining your timed lap. Having to sit in the pit lane, with your engine overheating (Alonso, for example, was hitting nearly 130ºC according to Brundle, when they switched to his onboard camera), your tyres cooling off and stuck in the turbulent wake of a train of cars: the odds really were stacked against Heidfeld (only Massa, being in clean air, really improved significantly - everybody else either failed to improve, or aborted their lap).
Yes, the R31 has been blisteringly quick off the line, and quickest down the back straight (over 322kph), so they do have the potential to make up places - but they'll have their work cut out tomorrow. That said, their loss is a big gain for McLaren and Ferrari - Ferrari because both Heidfeld and Petrov could have qualified ahead of them, and McLaren because they won't have to worry about Renault disrupting their strategy at the start.
As for Petrov, well, he seemed to be struggling to shift gear before the engine cut out; I'm inclined to agree that it might have been a loss in pressure in his hydraulics system. That said, has anybody been able to see the pre-race scruitineering report? I'm interested to know if Petrov's gearbox had been replaced for this race - his accident in Malaysia must have damaged it quite badly, surely?
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Mark Webber so far, hands down!
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It'll be pretty difficult to top Webber for RotR I reckon. Failing to get out of Q1 when your teammate is on pole is pretty useless it has to be said!
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Webber or Heidfeld for me.
For Webber, it's the third race in a row he's had a huge gap to Vettel, so I don't think we can continuously attribute them to KERS or lack of running problems.
For Webber, it's the third race in a row he's had a huge gap to Vettel, so I don't think we can continuously attribute them to KERS or lack of running problems.
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I vote for formula 1.
Everything has really gone to hell in a handbasket this weekend already.
Everything has really gone to hell in a handbasket this weekend already.
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Mark Webber, not doubt. Unless he makes a lot of ground in the race or something rejectful happens to someone else, that's it.
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Well, we already had enough Webber nominations, so I'm going with that guy who designed these red outfits for Hamilton and Button. They look awful.
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Klon wrote:Well, we already had enough Webber nominations, so I'm going with that guy who designed these red outfits for Hamilton and Button. They look awful.
They are a bit odd. However if you get bored you can squint at the tv and pretend they're driving for ferrari.
I choose to reserve judgement on Renault for now as it is probable both cars will be in the top 10 by the end of lap one. Williams, on the other hand, are my pick. They just look so hopeless, sad though it is to admit
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Klon wrote:Well, we already had enough Webber nominations, so I'm going with that guy who designed these red outfits for Hamilton and Button. They look awful.
Where can I find a photo of that??
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JeremyMcClean wrote:Klon wrote:Well, we already had enough Webber nominations, so I'm going with that guy who designed these red outfits for Hamilton and Button. They look awful.
Where can I find a photo of that??
Look in the "Caption This" thread, there's a neat one.
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Klon wrote:JeremyMcClean wrote:Klon wrote:Well, we already had enough Webber nominations, so I'm going with that guy who designed these red outfits for Hamilton and Button. They look awful.
Where can I find a photo of that??
Look in the "Caption This" thread, there's a neat one.
Yep, found that
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I kind of like the McLaren drivers suits. I think they should cover them in tiger stripes and wear them tomorrow.
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Presumably it's to do with red apparently being regarded as a lucky colour in Chinese culture?
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Paul Hayes wrote:Presumably it's to do with red apparently being regarded as a lucky colour in Chinese culture?
That explains how Ferrari qualified 5th and 6th instead of 9th and 10th where they really deserved to be.
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Alguersuari with his rear tyre falling off.
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Jenson Button - Know where your sodding mechanics are!! Sticking with this as final vote, had he not done this he'd have won the race
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Either Button or the idiots that started Mark Webber on what appeared to be hard tyres.
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East Londoner wrote:Either Button or the idiots that started Mark Webber on what appeared to be hard tyres.
They were harder tyres.
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Button for being a useless #2 driver.
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...and that's why it's called Reject of the Race, not Reject of the Qualifying.
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Button probably, threw it away with a stupid mistake.
Also pretty bad were 2 stop strategies.
Also pretty bad were 2 stop strategies.
Better than 'Tour in a suit case' Takagi.
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Williams- Yet again being miles off the pace and beaten by Team Lotus
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My nominations:
Jenson Button: That was one of the daftest things I've ever seen.
Sergio Perez: Having a go is highly appreciated. Slamming into the side of Sutil isn't
Williams F1: Barrichello was anonymous all race while Maldonado continues to be useless by being beaten by Kovalainen.
But my ROTR goes to:
Nick Heidfeld: Had two accidents on Friday, was eliminated in Q2 thanks to Renault's agressive strategy and spent most of his race being passed by just about everybody.
Jenson Button: That was one of the daftest things I've ever seen.
Sergio Perez: Having a go is highly appreciated. Slamming into the side of Sutil isn't
Williams F1: Barrichello was anonymous all race while Maldonado continues to be useless by being beaten by Kovalainen.
But my ROTR goes to:
Nick Heidfeld: Had two accidents on Friday, was eliminated in Q2 thanks to Renault's agressive strategy and spent most of his race being passed by just about everybody.
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Renault.
Go ahead and nail me for this, but they were expecting more.
Go ahead and nail me for this, but they were expecting more.
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I will say Button in the end because he confounded his pit-crew and lost tyre management to Hamilton. Webber actually staged a recovery.
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Maldonado - was he actually in this race? Anonymous, and beaten on merit by a Lotus.
Perez - that move on Sutil was never really on
Renault - Heidfeld spent most of the race being nowhere, and Petrov wasn't that hot
Perez - that move on Sutil was never really on
Renault - Heidfeld spent most of the race being nowhere, and Petrov wasn't that hot
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golic_2004 wrote:Alguersuari with his rear tyre falling off.
And to add insult to injury, he was the only person to retire from the race because his wheel fell off - that's fairly rejectful in itself before we consider how it happened. I think that has to be pretty close to ROTR.
shinji wrote:Button probably, threw it away with a stupid mistake.
Also pretty bad were 2 stop strategies.
I'm not entirely sure that Button could have won the race - even allowing for that mistake, he was struggling for pace towards the end of the race, so Lewes probably could have caught and passed him. That was a silly mistake, but, ultimately, probably not a race losing mistake in itself.
In addition, where were Renault today? Yes, they made a mistake by going for a 2 stop strategy, but even so, their pace was pretty poor to begin with.
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Maldonado is the only one I can think of right now. It was a GREAT race!
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My nomination goes to Williams.
Shamefully bad from the two, Pastor even beaten by a Lotus ON MERIT... oh how the mighty have fallen
Shamefully bad from the two, Pastor even beaten by a Lotus ON MERIT... oh how the mighty have fallen
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BTW, thats Räikkönen with two K's and two N's. Not Raikonnen (Raikkonen is fine if you have no umlauts though)