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My Reject GP4 Grid

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This is using the 2007 mod. Wouldn't this be good for F1!

Mclaren - Jan Magnussen
Fabrizio Barbazza

Renault - Domenico Schiatarella
Olivier Beretta

Ferrari - HWNSNBM
Luca Badoer

Honda - Yannick Dalmas
Gaston Mazzacane

BMW - Pedro Lamy
Tarso Marques

Toyota - Shinji Nakano
Taki Inoue

Red Bull - Jean-Marc Gounon
Giorgio Pantano

Williams - Andrea Chiesa
Gianmaria Bruni

Toro Rosso - Ricardo Rosset
Alex Yoong

Spyker - Jean-Denis Deletraz
Giovanni Lavaggi

Super Aguri - Pedro Chaves
Claudio Langes

After race 1, the standings are as follows.

Drivers
Z Baumgartner 10
F Barbazza 8
J Magnussen 6
T Marques 5
L Badoer 4
G Bruni 3
O Beretta 2
P Lamy 1

Constructors
Ferrari 14
Mclaren 14
BMW 6
Williams 3
Renault 2
Honda 0
Red Bull 0
Super Aguri 0
Toro Rosso 0
Spyker 0
Toyota 0
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redbulljack14 wrote:Ferrari - Z**** B**********

*Gasp!*

You spoke his name! Don't you know what happens when you speak the name of He Whose Name Shall Never Be Mentioned!?

Nothing good can come of this ...
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Captain Hammer wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:Ferrari - Z**** B**********

*Gasp!*

You spoke his name! Don't you know what happens when you speak the name of He Whose Name Shall Never Be Mentioned!?

Nothing good can come of this ...


You fool! Don't you know what ha-

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Cynon wrote:
Captain Hammer wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:Ferrari - Z**** B**********

*Gasp!*

You spoke his name! Don't you know what happens when you speak the name of He Whose Name Shall Never Be Mentioned!?

Nothing good can come of this ...


You fool! Don't you know what ha-

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LOL, that will probably happen if my football team win the Premiership this year! Why must his name never be mentioned?
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LOL, that will probably happen if my football team win the Premiership this year! Why must his name never be mentioned?


It's a running joke on the podcasts - HWNSNBM.

And in that GP4 grid... COME ON TOYOTA AND SHINJI NAKANO!!!!
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shinji wrote:
LOL, that will probably happen if my football team win the Premiership this year! Why must his name never be mentioned?


It's a running joke on the podcasts - HWNSNBM.

And in that GP4 grid... COME ON TOYOTA AND SHINJI NAKANO!!!!


The Toyotas are only last because of a double DNF.

I forgot about Zanardi on this grid, a truly heroic reject.
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I always thought it was J*** P**** M****** HWNSNBM :?
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What are Jamie and Enoch going to do because of me saying Z**** B**********?
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redbulljack14 wrote:What are Jamie and Enoch going to do because of me saying Z**** B**********?


Ritualistic sacrifice to the gods. Typing the name, even asterisked, is doing you no favours, Mr. Contradictory Signature when the Name is taken in to account.

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redbulljack14 wrote:
shinji wrote:
LOL, that will probably happen if my football team win the Premiership this year! Why must his name never be mentioned?


It's a running joke on the podcasts - HWNSNBM.

And in that GP4 grid... COME ON TOYOTA AND SHINJI NAKANO!!!!


The Toyotas are only last because of a double DNF.

I forgot about Zanardi on this grid, a truly heroic reject.


I might steal your idea and use it with GP2 instead. Seeing as there are 3 reject drivers and 2 reject teams already there...
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Well, we all love Zsolt Baumgartner, don't we?
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Yannick wrote:Well, we all love Zsolt Baumgartner, don't we?


Egads! Avert your eyes!
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Yannick wrote:Well, we all love Zsolt Baumgartner, don't we?



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Yannick wrote:Well, we all love Zsolt Baumgartner, don't we?


Fool! Haven't you learnt anything from my obvious stupidity.
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Never fear---there is a way out!

Calls forth priest and exorcist to revoke this spell...

I cast out the :twisted: ... Begone... repeats three times... rentragmuaB tlosZ rentragmuaB tlosZ rentragmuaB tlosZ


This place is now cleansed from :evil:
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I report every comment that mentions HWNSNBM by his given name to the moderators.
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thehemogoblin wrote:I report every comment that mentions HWNSNBM by his given name to the moderators.


Good to see someone's doing something about this blatant blasphemy :)
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thehemogoblin wrote:I report every comment that mentions HWNSNBM by his given name to the moderators.

Yes - thank you for that!

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I accept the challenge. Actual deivers from actual teams on the 2009 grid:

McLaren
1: Michael Andretti (Podium at Monza be damned)
2: Nigel Mansell (95 edition)

Ferrari
3: Luca Badoer
4: Ivan Capelli

BMW
5 and 6: The abomination that is their 2009 challenger

Renault
7: JJ Lehto (circa 1994)
8: Nelson Piquet Jr

Toyota
9: Ralf Schumacher
10: Ralf Schumacher (no, I am NOT being unfair)

Toro Rosso
11: Vitantonio Liuzzi
12: Scott Speed

Red Bull
14: Robert Doornbos
15: Christain Klien

Williams
16: Alex Zanardi
17: Kazuki Nakajima

Force India:
18: Narian Karthekian (Jordan) (screw the spelling)
19: Ivan Capelli (Jordan) 2 cars, way to go Ivan

Brawn:
22: Ricardo Zonta (Honda)
23: Tora Takagi (Tyrrell)
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AllAmericanReject wrote:Brawn:
22: Ricardo Zonta (Honda)
23: Tora Takagi (Tyrrell)


If you're counting from Tyrrell for Brawn, how can you not put in reject legend Ricardo Rosset?
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And how did you miss pay-drivers like Esteban Tuero for the BMW-Sauber seat?
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Norberto Fontana and Nicola Larini would be good fits for BMW Sauber IMO.
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Except that Larini has a podium... in the one race that everyone remembers, and not for that reason.
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Andretti, Mansell, Capelli, Piquet, and Ralf have podiums as well.
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shinji wrote:Andretti, Mansell, Capelli, Piquet, and Ralf have podiums as well.


But Sauber has so many better ones to choose from.
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I guess I didn't do enough homework on this one! My intent was to go to former incarnations of teams only if the current team didn't have two drivers who were reject-worthy enough. I apologize to Rosset for trying so hard to forget his Tyrrell days, I must have actually convinced myself that the whole ordeal never happened.
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