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Aaah just had an 11 lap race on Grand Prix Legends at Monza, which is one of two tracks I have any hope of ever completing a race on in that game (the other being Kyalami).

Qualified 14th (fairly normal as the cars behind are all a fair bit slower, those ahead too fast to keep up with), and then a crash on the first lap takes out a few cars at the front and despite some mistakes from me, I could have conceivably finished tenth in a GPL race! :shock:

As it was I put it in the barrier at the first Lesmo on the penultimate lap and took off the whole left side of the car...

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It happens again... this time at Kansas Speedway

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AxelP800 wrote:It happens again... this time at Kansas Speedway

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45 cars crossed the line with the gap of 0.904 seconds!

I laughed so hard when I saw that photo. :lol:
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I was playing Grand Prix Manager 2 for the first time today. I used the cheat menu to unban everything, but I did nothing else. And guess how was the grid for the first GP :D

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W12 wrote:I was playing Grand Prix Manager 2 for the first time today. I used the cheat menu to unban everything, but I did nothing else. And guess how was the grid for the first GP :D

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Jocke1 wrote:
W12 wrote:I was playing Grand Prix Manager 2 for the first time today. I used the cheat menu to unban everything, but I did nothing else. And guess how was the grid for the first GP :D

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Where is Hakkinen?
He didn't take part in the quali for some reason.
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W12 wrote: He didn´t take part in the quali for some reason.

:lol:

I wonder what he felt was more important than qualifying? Honeymoon with Erja?

And those times are reaaaally slow for a sunny session.
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Also, here are the race results:

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Badoer absolutely steamrolled the field. Also, Rosset finished despite being 18 laps down.

Also, in F1 2004, HWNSNBM has won 3 out of 7 races and is currently leading the championship :o
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W12 wrote:Also, here are the race results:

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Badoer absolutely steamrolled the field. Also, Rosset finished despite being 18 laps down.

Also, in F1 2004, HWNSNBM has won 3 out of 7 races and is currently leading the championship :o

What team is HWNSNBM driving for?
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roblomas52 wrote:
W12 wrote:Also, here are the race results:

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Badoer absolutely steamrolled the field. Also, Rosset finished despite being 18 laps down.

Also, in F1 2004, HWNSNBM has won 3 out of 7 races and is currently leading the championship :o

What team is HWNSNBM driving for?
I'm doing the career like this: if one team is better than excepted on season 1, the team will get a better car for season 2. HWNSNBM is driving for Williams, but I edit the results on the computer and change the drivers, teams, etc.

So in my career, HWNSNBM is driving for Minardi :mrgreen:
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W12 wrote:
Jocke1 wrote:
W12 wrote:I was playing Grand Prix Manager 2 for the first time today. I used the cheat menu to unban everything, but I did nothing else. And guess how was the grid for the first GP :D

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Where is Hakkinen?
He didn´t take part in the quali for some reason.


The entire field bar 3 drivers is outside of the 107% rule, lol.
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And Fortis are 1-3 :lol:
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F1 04 update! HWNSNBM won by 1 ½ laps at the Hungaroring!
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W12 wrote:F1 04 update! HWNSNBM won by 1 ½ laps at the Hungaroring!

Really? Wow. I thought his winning margin would be bigger than that. After all, both Jackie Stewart and Damon Hill have been able to win by 2 laps before... ;) :lol:
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dr-baker wrote:
W12 wrote:F1 04 update! HWNSNBM won by 1 ½ laps at the Hungaroring!

Really? Wow. I thought his winning margin would be bigger than that. After all, both Jackie Stewart and Damon Hill have been able to win by 2 laps before... ;) :lol:
Well, I'm sure this is one of his worse races, if not the worst.
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HWNSNBM just won the championship with 170 points!

Lineups for 2005:
Ferrari: Coulthard & Schumacher :?
McLaren: Barrichello & Da Matta :shock:
Minardi: Me & HWNSNBM :P
BAR: Button & Heidfeld
Jaguar: Webber & Fisichella
Jordan: Bruni & Pantano 8-)
Renault: Raikkonen & Sato :lol:
Sauber: R. Schumacher & Klien
Toyota: Panis & Massa :twisted:
Williams: Bernoldi & Allmendinger 8-)

EDIT: Forgot to put Williams on here.

EDIT 2: I forgot to mention that I have been using rFactor for most of the season, using RNG to decide the lineups - F1 04 doesn't even allow driver changes.
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W12 wrote:HWNSNBM just won the championship with 170 points!

Lineups for 2005:
Ferrari: Coulthard & Schumacher :?
McLaren: Barrichello & Da Matta :shock:
Williams: Me & HWNSNBM :P
BAR: Button & Heidfeld
Jaguar: Webber & Fisichella
Jordan: Bruni & Pantano 8-)
Renault: Raikkonen & Sato :lol:
Sauber: R. Schumacher & Klien
Toyota: Panis & Massa :twisted:


Only GMP2 can get away with doing crazy stuff like that. Which is why I love it :lol:

In fact, I had a game with Sauber in Nuppiz's 2001 mod where I turned them from upper-midfield into championship contenders, and this was the lineup for the 2008 season:

Sauber-Mercedes: M. Schumacher/Courtney
Ferrari-Asiatech: Coulthard/Barrichello
McLaren-Mercedes: Hakkinen/Montoya
Williams-Asiatech: Tuero/Button
Jordan-Honda: Villeneueve/Fisichella
BAR-Cosworth: Heidfeld/Mazzacane
Arrows-Ferrari: Panis/Burti
Jaguar-Cosworth: Badoer/Massa
Prost-Acer: Bernoldi/Zonta
Minardi-Ferrari: Marques/Zlobin
Toyota-Audi: Frentzen/Salo
ITV-European: Herbert/Verstappen

Yeah, you can't make this stuff up if you tried :lol:
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Wizzie wrote:In fact, I had a game with Sauber in Nuppiz's 2001 mod where I turned them from upper-midfield into championship contenders, and this was the lineup for the 2008 season:

Sauber-Mercedes: M. Schumacher/Courtney
Ferrari-Asiatech: Coulthard/Barrichello
McLaren-Mercedes: Hakkinen/Montoya
Williams-Asiatech: Tuero/Button
Jordan-Honda: Villeneueve/Fisichella
BAR-Cosworth: Heidfeld/Mazzacane
Arrows-Ferrari: Panis/Burti
Jaguar-Cosworth: Badoer/Massa
Prost-Acer: Bernoldi/Zonta
Minardi-Ferrari: Marques/Zlobin
Toyota-Audi: Frentzen/Salo
ITV-European: Herbert/Verstappen

Yeah, you can't make this stuff up if you tried :lol:

Actually, the 2001 Mod wasn't made by me (one of the few mods that are so). :P
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Love the concept of Ferrari-Asiatech!
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Wizzie wrote:
W12 wrote:HWNSNBM just won the championship with 170 points!

Lineups for 2005:
Ferrari: Coulthard & Schumacher :?
McLaren: Barrichello & Da Matta :shock:
Williams: Me & HWNSNBM :P
BAR: Button & Heidfeld
Jaguar: Webber & Fisichella
Jordan: Bruni & Pantano 8-)
Renault: Raikkonen & Sato :lol:
Sauber: R. Schumacher & Klien
Toyota: Panis & Massa :twisted:


Only GMP2 can get away with doing crazy stuff like that. Which is why I love it :lol:

In fact, I had a game with Sauber in Nuppiz's 2001 mod where I turned them from upper-midfield into championship contenders, and this was the lineup for the 2008 season:

Sauber-Mercedes: M. Schumacher/Courtney
Ferrari-Asiatech: Coulthard/Barrichello
McLaren-Mercedes: Hakkinen/Montoya
Williams-Asiatech: Tuero/Button
Jordan-Honda: Villeneueve/Fisichella
BAR-Cosworth: Heidfeld/Mazzacane
Arrows-Ferrari: Panis/Burti
Jaguar-Cosworth: Badoer/Massa
Prost-Acer: Bernoldi/Zonta
Minardi-Ferrari: Marques/Zlobin
Toyota-Audi: Frentzen/Salo
ITV-European: Herbert/Verstappen

Yeah, you can't make this stuff up if you tried :lol:
That's nothing compared to my 2000 season:

Ferrari-Mercedes: Herbert/Montoya
McLaren-Ferrari: Frentzen/Mazzacane
Williams-Audi: Lavaggi/Hill
Jordan-Cosworth: Comas/Hakkinen
BAR-Acer: Verstappen/Schumacher
Jaguar-Cosworth: Coulthard/Badoer
Prost-Ferrari: Massa/Villeneuve
Minardi-Mercedes: Yoong/Heidfeld
Benetton-Asiatech: Fisichella/Prost
Arrows-Ferrari: Schiattarella/Inoue
Sauber-Audi: Deletraz/Alesi
Cassini-Cosworth: Panis/Barrichello
Tsunami-Porsche: Papis/Hattori
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This never happened to me personally, but in a 1999 mod Michael Schumacher apparently signed for Arrows one season... With his 15mil salary and all... Then Arrows declared bankruptcy mid-season :lol:
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I was playing the 2013 mod for GP4, and guess what? Talent retired :(
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W12 wrote:I was playing the 2013 mod for GP4, and guess what? Talent retired :(


I've seen things like Diniz win on GPM2, and Heidfeld win, on F1 04 of all games, but this is just too unrealistic for my liking.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlthjDMU ... e=youtu.be
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AxelP800 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlthjDMUC8s&feature=youtu.be
My lap around Old Spa using 2008 Super Aguri F1 with 1700 hp engine

420 km/h :lol:
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AxelP800 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlthjDMUC8s&feature=youtu.be
My lap around Old Spa using 2008 Super Aguri F1 with 1700 hp engine


Gives a new meaning to "qualifying engine".

It looked like you were using a keyboard, is that right?
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watka wrote:
AxelP800 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlthjDMUC8s&feature=youtu.be
My lap around Old Spa using 2008 Super Aguri F1 with 1700 hp engine


Gives a new meaning to "qualifying engine".

It looked like you were using a keyboard, is that right?


It is ;) I don't bother to buy joystick or steering wheel at all :lol:
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Well, I just had a wet-dry-wet Monaco GP where Montoya in the McLaren was leading by 6 laps in the closing stages (for the record, Michael Schumacher in the other McLaren had DNQed by this point :P ) when he miraculously ran out of fuel. And well, this was what happened next...

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I was playing F1 2013 Career Mode and Pic finished 10th :lol:
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Also...

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This on the GPM2 2009 Mod... :?

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Simply put, they can't have only two cars at the start of the race :P
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Aerospeed wrote:Simply put, they can't have only four cars at the start of the race :P

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Put the logos on the rear wing. SO they can always see their own logo when you're ahead of them ;)
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Normal32 wrote:I was playing F1 2013 Career Mode and Pic finished 10th :lol:


I playes F1 2012 in Career mode and started at Marussia, when Toro Rosso called me up to drive for them. Pic took my place at Marussia and in Singapore (in a 100% race) Pic managed to finish 8th out of 13 who finished. (I was 5th in the Toro Rosso, while Daniel only got 9th behind Pic) Obviously Marussia secured 10th place in the Constructors by the end of the season. Now, in the 2nd season, Marussia moved up the grid and are solid midfield contenders, and Force India now languish 4 seconds of the pace with the HRTs and Caterhams :-D
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