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watka wrote:A little bit of Nissany-mania for everyone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofWSBHbg ... re=related


Thanks watka - that's made my day.

And as for the Mansell/Alonso two seater accident, notice how Nige blames Fernando for slowing down coming out of the corner. Clearly the old blame-game habits die hard ...
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In Nissany's defense, that car steered atrociously.
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thehemogoblin wrote:In Nissany's defense, that car steered atrociously.


Yeah, and the 95 Pacific wasnt a world-beater either.
That doesnt make Deletraz's performance any less Reject-worthy ^^
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Nissany was 7,3 seconds slower than Robert Doornbos...in fact, only driver of whom he was within 107% was Nicolas Kiesa in Jordan, at even that only under tenth of a second.
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Bleu wrote:Nissany was 7,3 seconds slower than Robert Doornbos...in fact, only driver of whom he was within 107% was Nicolas Kiesa in Jordan, at even that only under tenth of a second.


Really? That is atrociously slow, he'd have given Delatrez a run for his money if he'd ever bought himself into a full time seat......thankfully Stoddart wasn't that desperate (or stupid).

In fact, did Nissany ever really achieve anything in other classes of motorsport?
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Valrys wrote:
Bleu wrote:Nissany was 7,3 seconds slower than Robert Doornbos...in fact, only driver of whom he was within 107% was Nicolas Kiesa in Jordan, at even that only under tenth of a second.


Really? That is atrociously slow, he'd have given Delatrez a run for his money if he'd ever bought himself into a full time seat......thankfully Stoddart wasn't that desperate (or stupid).

In fact, did Nissany ever really achieve anything in other classes of motorsport?


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqiZbnhNI4M&feature=related Prost had trouble knowing which direction it was!
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Nicola Larini making a pit stop in the Lambo at Phoenix.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqLjoh1Zsok
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I know it isn't F1 but here's a father and son moment with Mario and Michael Andretti at the 1991 Detroit Indy Car Grand Prix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwEqjuvAZzE
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baddriving50 wrote:Nicola Larini making a pit stop in the Lambo at Phoenix.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqLjoh1Zsok

The beauty of this clip is that we're looking at a reject team having a reject pit stop. Just imagine if Life ever had to do one in the heat of battle... if they ever qualified... or pre-qualified... or lasted long enough to put a pre-qualification lap in. ;)
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RejectSteve wrote:
baddriving50 wrote:Nicola Larini making a pit stop in the Lambo at Phoenix.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqLjoh1Zsok

The beauty of this clip is that we're looking at a reject team having a reject pit stop. Just imagine if Life ever had to do one in the heat of battle... if they ever qualified... or pre-qualified... or lasted long enough to put a pre-qualification lap in. ;)


Too Bad there aren't any youtube videos of Life that I know of, but then again who would want to film a car that at Imola ran a 7:16.212 minute lap (How is that even possible to do a 7 minute lap at Imola, you could probably do a 5 minute lap just walking, can anybody explain that to me?)
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The lap times were calculated differently back then. He left the pits after session had started and crossed the timing line on the track when seven minutes and 16 seconds had gone in the session. And then most likely car broke on the next lap.

By the way, Mark Blundell set a time of 16 minutes and 42 seconds at 1995 Japanese GP qualifying in a similar way. Left the pits, drove outlap and then spun on his first flying lap. To make it worse he crashed heavily in Saturday free practice and was forced to sit Saturday qualifying. At that time, however, all drivers qualified for the race, so Blundell started the race 23rd (after Aguri Suzuki was injured and did not start) and last position, finishing 7th less than two seconds from Mika Salo in 6th place.

here's Blundell's FP crash:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozIDRE3667k
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baddriving50 wrote:Nicola Larini making a pit stop in the Lambo at Phoenix.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqLjoh1Zsok


I just loved Larini's cool. I'd probably be having a stroke in there, as the guys hammered the wheels away. Is Larini really Italian? :)
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Nuppiz wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqiZbnhNI4M&feature=related Prost had trouble knowing which direction it was!


I don't know either. Which track is that?
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At 3:12 in this clip with commentary by Murray Walker and James Hunt, there is the Lambo pitstop of Larini in Phoenix, with a nice Murrayism as commentary. It's GMIF1P worthy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNW253rk ... re=related
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Yannick wrote:
Nuppiz wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqiZbnhNI4M&feature=related Prost had trouble knowing which direction it was!


I don't know either. Which track is that?


Looks like the last corner of the new Nurburgring to me. ;)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vLDHjTV ... re=related

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Oh, poor HWNSNBM. I bet he was like "No, no, no, don't come here!" :roll:
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Henrique wrote:Oh, poor HWNSNBM. I bet he was like "No, no, no, don't come here!" :roll:

And this was the race meeting after he saved Jenson Button's life at Spa. He just couldn't get a lucky break. He still can't get one :(
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Here is the 1994 comeback of my nicksake, Yannick Dalmas: He managed to damage his car twice in the same corner, rendering him unable to continue in both qualifying and the race.

Qualifying:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6iiOUC9C5w
Race:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qPKcvQHoLo

Is there a clip somewhere of an AGS car?
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This is a video of the event that caused Michelin to pull out of the 2005 US GP, leaving 6 cars.

It's online under the title "Ralf Schumacher kicks his car", which apparently, he did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km30TS8QC1g
And that's how it continued:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_St7r_PBqk
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What not to do behind the safety car:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srZsbnGxu1A
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Just to show Bernie's plans have to be tried at least a few times before they work. Take refuelling for example.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ0Hq_WI ... re=related
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tristan1117 wrote:Just to show Bernie's plans have to be tried at least a few times before they work. Take refuelling for example.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ0Hq_WI ... re=related


Ah The Brabham BT50. The only top-team car more unreliable than the 02 McLaren Mp4-17.

Gotta love the commentator on that clip, the sarcasm is just hilarious.
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thehemogoblin wrote:In Nissany's defense, that car steered atrociously.

Actually Ive read that in late 2005 a woman, Katherine Legge, had first tested an F1 car, and on her first try she was 3 seconds quicker than Nissany. Not to mention, at first when he started he was about 12 seconds slower than Albers. Even when Ide first tested he was "only" 7 seconds slower than Sato :lol:
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Just found ... a clip on winglets from the 90s. It would probably be funnier if you or I could understand the lyrics of the song which the creator of the video has put into Max's mouth, but it's still funny to look at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIDwRRliF7A
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Yannick wrote:Just found ... a clip on winglets from the 90s. It would probably be funnier if you or I could understand the lyrics of the song which the creator of the video has put into Max's mouth, but it's still funny to look at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIDwRRliF7A

What's that mini rear wing on Jacques' Williams at 3:00 ?? :shock:
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Jack O Malley wrote:
Yannick wrote:Just found ... a clip on winglets from the 90s. It would probably be funnier if you or I could understand the lyrics of the song which the creator of the video has put into Max's mouth, but it's still funny to look at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIDwRRliF7A

What's that mini rear wing on Jacques' Williams at 3:00 ?? :shock:

I answer by myself... they tried it for Monza, but was never raced.
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Shinji Nakano's plans for the future:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_2-uWjawiY
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At least he's honest...
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Before watching the video I thought his plan was to go to Ferrari or McLaren...
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Albers makes his best effort to be in the broadcast view as long as possible:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWahyqbvdgQ&feature=related
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying:
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Um... it's in my signature?
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Rare footage indeed, the MasterCard Lola Ford T97/30 in Melbourne.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g9spQ3F5zg
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RejectSteve wrote:Rare footage indeed, the MasterCard Lola Ford T97/30 in Melbourne.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g9spQ3F5zg


:shock: I didn't think any footage existed on YouTube!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZWPBNVZKdc&feature=related

So funny. The commentator seems to think so anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLiIA4e3jSU&feature=related

A great clip from my third favorite reject.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIMc8CQ2vMA

A bit of plugginf, this is my video.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jITe8sdK ... re=related

Really nice recovery by Enrique Bernoldi after an idiotic attempt at overtaking by Felipe Massa.
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RejectSteve wrote:Rare footage indeed, the MasterCard Lola Ford T97/30 in Melbourne.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g9spQ3F5zg

Nice find! Gawd, the Lolas even LOOK slow
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I didn't even realise that Coulthard started on pole for Monaco 2001! That makes the vid of him behind Bernoldi even funnier!

As for the Lolas, for the 2 corners you get to see them fully, they look painfully slow.
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Indeed, they look slow. And the Best Lap and Speed data at the end says it all. Being six seconds slower than Pedro Diniz is not good at all for Rosset :P
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