Grand Prix Rejects

I must say, Rosenforth are doing quite well considering I forgot they were in this series

Since Rosenforth has $162:
Spend $58 on Jimmy Rosenforth's Speed
Spend $52 on reducing the car's mass
Spend $52 on reliability

4th place, well done Mazzacane. Too bad this series has to end just now my team has become competetive again.

I won
10 bucks on Mantis' aggression and another 10 on his speed please.

25 each of ALL SECTORS on Kagawa's skills, please.

And I would request Fast Car Racing UK be ejected from the series from next round on.

FMecha wrote:And I would request Fast Car Racing UK be ejected from the series from next round on.

Scuderia Vittore agree with this. We feel that Fast Car Racing are bringing the sport into disrepute.

The Prost GP organizers are also getting annoyed with Fast Car UK, if a few more teams request their ejection than they will be kicked out.

The driver placing Gonzalez is Dan Mifsud of Malta
is that better now?

roblomas52 wrote:The driver placing Gonzalez is Dan Mifsud of Malta
is that better now?

Scuderia Vittore's protest still stands

roblomas52 wrote:The driver placing Gonzalez is Dan Mifsud of Malta
is that better now?

Well, why don't you be the judge of that? I'll give you a little demo of my new gameshow...FIND THE REAL NAME!

Roblomas52, here are two names. Your task is to choose the real one.

Name 1: Michael Sheen
Name 2: Quintattywally Mongolia Frogger McCarbonara-Tennis-Racket

Take your time now...

Ataxia wrote:

roblomas52 wrote:The driver placing Gonzalez is Dan Mifsud of Malta
is that better now?

Well, why don't you be the judge of that? I'll give you a little demo of my new gameshow...FIND THE REAL NAME!

Roblomas52, here are two names. Your task is to choose the real one.

Name 1: Michael Sheen
Name 2: Quintattywally Mongolia Frogger McCarbonara--Tennis-Racket

Take your time now...

That could do quite well on Channel 4, something to rival The Chase for dinner-time-timed game shows

Ataxia wrote:

roblomas52 wrote:The driver placing Gonzalez is Dan Mifsud of Malta
is that better now?

Well, why don't you be the judge of that? I'll give you a little demo of my new gameshow...FIND THE REAL NAME!

Roblomas52, here are two names. Your task is to choose the real one.

Name 1: Michael Sheen
Name 2: Quintattywally Mongolia Frogger McCarbonara-Tennis-Racket

Take your time now...

Name 1: Michael Sheen
I'm not thick if you are wondering, doing GCSE's in art,English, maths, p.e, textiles and resistant materials and CLAIT in I.C.T says otherwise

roblomas52 wrote:

Ataxia wrote:

roblomas52 wrote:The driver placing Gonzalez is Dan Mifsud of Malta
is that better now?

Well, why don't you be the judge of that? I'll give you a little demo of my new gameshow...FIND THE REAL NAME!

Roblomas52, here are two names. Your task is to choose the real one.

Name 1: Michael Sheen
Name 2: Quintattywally Mongolia Frogger McCarbonara-Tennis-Racket

Take your time now...

Name 1: Michael Sheen
I'm not thick if you are wondering, doing GCSE's in art,English, maths, p.e, textiles and resistant materials and CLAIT in I.C.T says otherwise

I think the joke element was lost there somewhere, but yes...that is correct.

Forget that

I don't see what the problem is with the name "Dan Mifsud of Malta"
what he meant was
Driver name: Dan Mifsud
Country: Malta

and Mifsud is a real surname in Malta. Malta's all time leading goal scorer is Michael Mifsud.

Shadaza wrote:I don't see what the problem is with the name "Dan Mifsud of Malta"
what he meant was
Driver name: Dan Mifsud
Country: Malta

and Mifsud is a real surname in Malta. Malta's all time leading goal scorer is Michael Mifsud.

Yeah, that's kind of my I called him that(and I am going there on holiday in july after I have left school)

Shadaza wrote:I don't see what the problem is with the name "Dan Mifsud of Malta"
what he meant was
Driver name: Dan Mifsud
Country: Malta

and Mifsud is a real surname in Malta. Malta's all time leading goal scorer is Michael Mifsud.

That wasn't the problem, the problem was the previous name.

My earlier comment alluded to the "Is that better now?" comment, which I thought was showing a lack of common sense.

I'll try to be less miserly in future; I've become far too aware that I've moaned quite a bit of late.

Shadaza wrote:I don't see what the problem is with the name "Dan Mifsud of Malta"

That's not the problem. The problem is roblomas is constantly ignoring what other people are telling him. We've told him before to knock it off with the stupid names, and he hasn't taken any notice of it. Quite frankly, I'm absolutely sick of this kind of crap on this forum, and so are many others.

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:

Shadaza wrote:I don't see what the problem is with the name "Dan Mifsud of Malta"

That's not the problem. The problem is roblomas is constantly ignoring what other people are telling him. We've told him before to knock it off with the stupid names, and he hasn't taken any notice of it. Quite frankly, I'm absolutely sick of this kind of crap on this forum, and so are many others.

Could not agree more BCS. The sooner Nuppiz gets stickying powers and a thread of rules and reminders about etiquette and customs gets posted the better.

Perhaps this guy really tries his best to come up with names that aren't stupid, but somehow fails to understand what is considered stupid by others and what isn't?

Other than that, there are indeed quite a few people that don't really read what others tell them. This is normal behaviour for adolescents (i assume most of them are), and that's why we need more modetors. If someone else says 'don't do this', someone will have no reason to stop doing it, because the person telling him to stop does not have the authority to do so. When a moderator tells you not to do something, it's clear, and if you ignore a moderators request, you know the consequences. Yes the general level is getting down, but that's a thing that happens everywhere on the internet. Now i don't want to sound like a know-it-all that ignores his own words of advice, but i still assume most of the stupid people nowadays are actually stupid, and don't do it on purpose. I know this from when i was an adolescent, that i have to post my opinion everywhere, no matter what cost. This is partially because it is tought us modern people to establish our identity as much as possible. Only when we get older, we find out that this is not necessairy to do that every time. It's really the way people are told to be individualist that is the problem, and not a bad will. That doesn't solve the problem, but like said above, a good moderator (like Nuppiz for example) will help a lot, so at least these new kids understand what they do wrong.

darkapprentice77 wrote:The Prost GP organizers are also getting annoyed with Fast Car UK, if a few more teams request their ejection than they will be kicked out.

How many, exactly? Did FCUK do something absolutely retarded in the California GP?

Ataxia wrote:Name 2: Quintattywally Mongolia Frogger McCarbonara-Tennis-Racket

You know what? I might just give ol' Quintattywally a go in Restovs car; I think he has real pace

Seriously, nice to see Restov reach the chequered flag again. I think thats two finishes in three races now? Either way, its becoming slightly regular

Sod it, Dan Mifsud will drive the car.

Brazilian GP Qualifying

25 Laps around Interlagos.
Chatroom
Ustream

Brazilian GP Results

Fastest lap was set by Mignolet 1:08.998

Championships
Drivers
1 Frédéric-Maxime Voeckler 66
2 Charlie Darrell 60
3 Jase van der Boom 58
4 Volker Bromberger 54
= Jimmy Rosenforth 54

^ABLE TO WIN CHAMPIONSHIP^

6 Dennis Mignolet 48
7 Screaming Mantis 47
8 Edward Restov 32
= Jacques Malenfant 32
10 Joey Alliot 31
= Boris Offenhauser 31
12 Denis van Walwijk 28
13 Nathan Nurmester 21
= Stephen Byrne 21
15 Geoff Donnelly 20
16 Murray Varsha* 18
= Ralf Alden 18
18 Pedro Renales 16
19 Jérémy-Étienne Voeckler 15
= Liam Cambell-Fray 15
= Nikola Nikolov 15
22 Rafael Verwest 14
23 Dietrich Anger 13
24 Raymond Bramm 10
25 Robert Anderson* 9
26 Julio Gonzalez* 8
= Jasper Lerby* 8
= Satoru Kagawa 8
29 Nikolay Djurov 6
= José Pablo Mazzacane 6
31 Sun-hoon Roh 5
= Gerald Pereria 5
= Carl Jordan 5
34 Shane Sparks 4
35 Dan Misfud 3
36 Jose Alvarez* 2
37 Mike Stern 2
38 Everyone Else 0

Teams
1 Alstom 81
2 Goldrush 72
3 Ambrose 63

^ABLE TO WIN CHAMPIONSHIP^

4 Simon's 60
5 Rosenforth 56
6 Fiori 54
7 Dominic 53
8 Pas Ligier 48
9 S7 47
10 Vittore 44
11 Fractal 36
12 FSK 34
13 Restov 32
14 MW 26
15 Falcon 25
16 DSR 21
17 Al Smith 20
18 Mazzacane 14
19 Fast Car 11
20 GP 9
21 New Dawn* 2
22 Everyone Else 0

* = Driver/team is currently not racing

We are on the verge of something very special here...

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:We are on the verge of something very special here...

My nipples explode with delight!

Come on Frederic-Maxime, you can pull it off now. We all believe in you!

'able to win the championship', you can scrap Dennis Mignolet from that list, it's unlikely he will ever finish a race again in this series.

takagi_for_the_win wrote:

Ataxia wrote:Name 2: Quintattywally Mongolia Frogger McCarbonara-Tennis-Racket

You know what? I might just give ol' Quintattywally a go in Restovs car; I think he has real pace

Stramala wrote:

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:We are on the verge of something very special here...

My nipples explode with delight!

My nipples will also explode with delight if Quintattywally Mongolia Frogger McCarbonara-Tennis-Racket gets a drive in this series at any stage with the other car taken by Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel. And if not, Quintattywally will be given an official invitation to join the Silly Party for the 2015 General Election campaign, filling the vacant candidate slot in the Erewash Valley consistency which was once contested by Robert Kilroy-Silk. Oh, wait a minute, that wasn't the Silly Party, was it, it was Veritas... still, easy mistake to make!

2nd car for ProstGP season final:
Mattias Kjellerup (DEN)
Speed: 45
Composure: 20
Agression: 10

Spend all remaining money on improving the car's speed, please.

Jacques Malenfant wrote:YEAH BABY!!! Great job guys, I guess its about time we found some spare parts that worked for longer than 15 minutes.

18th to first, wow. solid job

Brazilian GP starts on Friday 19:00 GMT

darkapprentice77 wrote:Brazilian GP starts on Friday 19:00 GMT

-cough- Belgian -cough-

I'll spend my last $20 on Donnelly's speed. Really hoping Al Smith gets a win in his last race...

Oh whatever, it's the last race of the season. So let's evenly split the remaining budget on improving both of my drivers' Speed.

Alstom will spend $30 on reliability and $16 on reducing mass.

reduce the weight of the cars by 5kg and increase Malenfant's speed by 2 points.

For the final round, I'll blow all of my remaining budget on driver speed

Belgian GP Qualifying

17 Laps around Spa.
Chatroom
Ustream

Belgian GP Results

Fastest lap was set by Alliot

Final championship positions
Drivers
1 Frédéric-Maxime Voeckler 76
2 Charlie Darrell 60
3 Screaming Mantis 59
4 Jase van der Boom 58
5 Volker Bromberger 54
6 Jimmy Rosenforth 54
7 Dennis Mignolet 48
8 Joey Alliot 39
9 Jacques Malenfant 32
10 Edward Restov 32
11 Denis van Walwijk 32
12 Boris Offenhauser 31
13 Stephen Byrne 21
14 Nathan Nurmester 21
15 Geoff Donnelly 20
16 Pedro Renales 19
17 Murray Varsha* 18
18 Ralf Alden 18
19 Jérémy-Étienne Voeckler 16
20 Rafael Verwest 16
21 Nikola Nikolov 15
22 Liam Cambell-Fray 15
23 Dietrich Anger 13
24 Satoru Kagawa 13
25 Raymond Bramm 10
26 Robert Anderson* 9
27 Julio Gonzalez 8
28 Jasper Lerby 8
29 Nikolay Djurov 6
30 José Pablo Mazzacane 6
31 Sun-hoon Roh 5
32 Gerald Pereria 5
33 Carl Jordan 5
34 Shane Sparks 4
35 Dan Misfud 3
36 Jose Alvarez 2
37 Mike Stern 2
38 Everyone Else 0

Teams
1 Alstom 92
2 Goldrush 74
3 Ambrose 71
4 Simon's 60
5 Rosenforth 56
6 Fiori 54
7 Dominic 53
8 Pas Ligier 48
9 S7 59
10 Vittore 51
11 Fractal 36
12 FSK 34
13 Restov 32
14 MW 26
15 Falcon 25
16 DSR 21
17 Al Smith 20
18 Mazzacane 14
19 Fast Car 11
20 GP 9
21 New Dawn* 2
22 Everyone Else 0

* = Driver/team is currently not racing

Awards
Reject of the Year: Charlie Darrell for throwing away a championship that he should've easily won
Reject Team of the Year: Fast Car UK
Deadbeat teammate of the Year: Mike Stern

Fast car uk did very well for a team that entered mid season