HWNSNBM Facts

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 25 Nov 2009, 19:22

Phoenix wrote:
crazydude1992 wrote:This is HWNSNBM's car:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfNfwNWWphI

He built it from a Maclaren baby stroller.

HWNSNBM made that? No waaay. If he had the parts from the baby stroller, he would have made the Death Star! This is probably someone who is pretending to be HWNSNBM..

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 25 Nov 2009, 19:57

lostpin wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
crazydude1992 wrote:This is HWNSNBM's car:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfNfwNWWphI

He built it from a Maclaren baby stroller.

HWNSNBM made that? No waaay. If he had the parts from the baby stroller, he would have made the Death Star! This is probably someone who is pretending to be HWNSNBM..

It was from a Maclaren baby stroller photo.

By the way, HWNSNBM is one of few persons (including me on a school travel) that managed to get into the Underground at London with a very messed up Oyster Card :lol:

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 25 Nov 2009, 23:18

Many Blue Flags wrote:HWNSNBN is the exception to Rule 34.

...I wanted to post a reply to that, but then I remembered this is a family-friendly forum.

Oh well.
You know how it's impossible to pwn Chuck Norris because you can't pwn Chuck Norris?
Well, HWNSNBM pwned Chuck Norris. And Vin Diesel, at the same time. Twice.

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 25 Nov 2009, 23:19

The sole reason Mercedes will be the owner of a team next year, is that HWNSNBM resurrected a number of Nazi engineers from the 1930s and combined their DNA to create Dieter Zetsche.
Because he was bored.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 26 Nov 2009, 19:30

Waris wrote:The sole reason Mercedes will be the owner of a team next year, is that HWNSNBM resurrected a number of Nazi engineers from the 1930s and combined their DNA to create Dieter Zetsche.
Because he was bored.

I have a restraining order on HWNSNBM and as a result i am not allowed within 40 feet of him..... i know its reverse of the usual restraining orders but thats the way HWNSNBM wanted it....

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 26 Nov 2009, 19:39

Waris wrote:The sole reason Mercedes will be the owner of a team next year, is that HWNSNBM resurrected a number of Nazi engineers from the 1930s and combined their DNA to create Dieter Zetsche.
Because he was bored.

Godwin's Law! :twisted:

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 26 Nov 2009, 20:54

CarlosFerreira wrote:
Waris wrote:The sole reason Mercedes will be the owner of a team next year, is that HWNSNBM resurrected a number of Nazi engineers from the 1930s and combined their DNA to create Dieter Zetsche.
Because he was bored.

Godwin's Law!

HWNSNBM was who broke Gorvachov's.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 28 Nov 2009, 22:17

HWNSNBM broke the Berlin Wall

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 29 Nov 2009, 00:01

Nuppiz wrote:HWNSNBM broke the Berlin Wall

With a headbutt.

The Great Wall of China was not built to keep the Mongols out but for the Chinese to keep their secret weapon in: HWNSNBM. It failed.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 29 Nov 2009, 00:14

HWNSNBM can speak braille.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 29 Nov 2009, 14:03

It's 14:03, which means it is officially HWNSNBM time. He owns the numbers 0, 1, 3 and 4.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 29 Nov 2009, 22:12

HWNSNBM was the real author of Berger's jokes against Senna.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 30 Nov 2009, 14:32

HWNSNBM invented papayas especially for our forum.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 30 Nov 2009, 20:22

As HWNSNBM is my only true God, i will honour him with posting my first post in this topic.
By this i swear to never ever mention the name of Zsolt Baumgartner!

ah, damn! :shock:

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 30 Nov 2009, 20:33

This wrote:As HWNSNBM is my only true God, i will honour him with posting my first post in this topic.
By this i swear to never ever mention the name of Zsolt Baumgartner!

ah, damn!

You've just disproven your signature. You've already made a mistake. A huge mistake.

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 01 Dec 2009, 04:16

This wrote:As HWNSNBM is my only true God, i will honour him with posting my first post in this topic.
By this i swear to never ever mention the name of Zsolt Baumgartner!

ah, damn!

Hasselt, eh?
Oh my... Watch out, before the great HWNSNBM sends Bertrand Baguette to eat you!
(get it lulz, Baguette <_<)

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 01 Dec 2009, 12:03

Waris wrote:
This wrote:As HWNSNBM is my only true God, i will honour him with posting my first post in this topic.
By this i swear to never ever mention the name of !

ah, damn!

Hasselt, eh?
Oh my... Watch out, before the great HWNSNBM sends Bertrand Baguette to eat you!
(get it lulz, Baguette <_<)

oh no! well, i deserved it...
HWNSNBM doesn't like it when someone tries to be funny, because he himself invented every possible joke.
and eh.. you better watch out, you just quoted what i was saying...

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 01 Dec 2009, 16:44

This wrote:
Waris wrote:
This wrote:As HWNSNBM is my only true God, i will honour him with posting my first post in this topic.
By this i swear to never ever mention the name of ***** **********!

ah, damn!

Hasselt, eh?
Oh my... Watch out, before the great HWNSNBM sends Bertrand Baguette to eat you!
(get it lulz, Baguette <_<)

oh no! well, i deserved it...
HWNSNBM doesn't like it when someone tries to be funny, because he himself invented every possible joke.
and eh.. you better watch out, you just quoted what i was saying...

He has a point. Homing Burning Papayas are probably on their way as I type this

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 01 Dec 2009, 21:14

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 02 Dec 2009, 21:13

With all these papayas flying around, I think the following self-defense class should become a compulsory module for all forum users...:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 02 Dec 2009, 21:23

Note: HWNSNBM's true name will be mentioned in this post, for purely explanatory purposes. It will be blanked, but if you must you can select it and see what happens.

________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Zsolt Baumgartner

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 02 Dec 2009, 22:32

and don't forget that he might send the man-eating baguette,
kind of like pac-man, a bit longer though...

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 03 Dec 2009, 09:23

It is impossible for HWNSNBM to be Rick-Rolled.
If HWNSNBM had driven for Life, he would have won every race in the season. If HWNSNBM had driven for McLaren, he would not have qualified for any races in a season.
HWNSNBM's name secretly dissapears if it is spelt wrong.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 03 Dec 2009, 19:14

Zsolt Baumgartner

What now, eh? :lol:

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 03 Dec 2009, 19:17

Phoenix wrote:

What now, eh?

Loggers call those "brain buckets". They're not gonna save you from his wrath, but they'll save us from having to look at your smashed-in head.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 03 Dec 2009, 19:22

thehemogoblin wrote:They're not gonna save you from his wrath, but they'll save us from having to look at your smashed-in head.

It's papaya-proof, amigo

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 03 Dec 2009, 19:24

Phoenix wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:They're not gonna save you from his wrath, but they'll save us from having to look at your smashed-in head.

It's papaya-proof, amigo

HWNSNBM: "Silly Phoenix, he was only delaying the inevitable..."

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 03 Dec 2009, 19:27

Klon wrote:HWNSNBM: "Silly Phoenix, he was only delaying the inevitable..."

You think you can scare me because you have a Wikipedia profile and I don't? :evil:

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 03 Dec 2009, 19:38

Phoenix wrote:
Klon wrote:HWNSNBM: "Silly Phoenix, he was only delaying the inevitable..."

You think you can scare me because you have a Wikipedia profile and I don't?

HWNSNBM: "Psst ... beheaded people shouldn't talk anymore."

Oh, and by the way...

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 03 Dec 2009, 19:43

As I have said before, we need lessons in self-defense against fruit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w

...Or are people suggesting that it just won't work?

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 03 Dec 2009, 19:44

Klon wrote:Oh, and by the way...

Isn't he trying to break Jan Lammers's record that Badoer didn't quite manage to beat this year?

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 03 Dec 2009, 19:53

dr-baker wrote:Isn't he trying to break Jan Lammers's record that Badoer didn't quite manage to beat this year?

Roll on 2015!

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 04 Dec 2009, 17:22

you can't read HWNSNBM's pokerface

watka · Post by **watka** » 04 Dec 2009, 17:55

This wrote:you can't read HWNSNBM's pokerface

HWNSNBM can read Lady Gaga like a book.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 04 Dec 2009, 17:55

watka wrote:
This wrote:you can't read HWNSNBM's pokerface

HWNSNBM can read Lady Gaga like a book.

He also knows whether she has a penis or not.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 04 Dec 2009, 17:58

hwnsnbm IS lady gaga, folks

tristan1117 · Post by **tristan1117** » 04 Dec 2009, 20:09

HWNSNBM is the man behind the curtain.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 04 Dec 2009, 20:13

An slighty silly comment, but I'll dedicate this "fact" to ask you read my signature. Perhaps it can explain some things...

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 04 Dec 2009, 20:17

Jesus Christ was just HWNSNBM on one of his time travelling escapades.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 04 Dec 2009, 20:24

shinji wrote:Jesus Christ was just HWNSNBM on one of his time travelling escapades.

hwnsnbm is the son of God
And also God and the holy Virgin at the same time!

which leads me to a theory that the virgin cars are in fact kind of like transformers...