Desperately Avoiding Danica...

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 14 Aug 2010, 23:58

...kind of like googlewhack...

...but not.

Ok so here's the challenge:

-Type something F1 related into google
-Go to the Images search
-Scroll through the pages until you find something that has nothing to do with what you typed
-If you go past page 10 without finding any irrelevance it's a "Clean" search, page 10 is the point where obscurity creeps into all searches.
-Post your findings in the thread.

Example

1987 british grand prix

Danica Patrick appears on page 4, NOTHING to do with 1987 british grand prix, there are also shots of athletics, but there has been a 1987 british grand prix in athletics.

Have fun/agony.

Anyone referring porn pictures instantly recieve the star prize of disqualification.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 15 Aug 2010, 00:04

1990 Life W12 engine - Some old Audi on page 1

Bert · Post by **Bert** » 15 Aug 2010, 00:41

Argh!!!!!

Search term: Bernie Ecclestone
Danica Result: Page 6

At least I was saved from browsing more B.E. images !

Can we nominate the new Google image search for some sort of reject?

F1000X · Post by **F1000X** » 15 Aug 2010, 06:43

Searched: Eau Rouge
NO DANICA RESULT. However, Flavor Flav on page 35.

Post by **tommykl** » 15 Aug 2010, 08:31

Search: lewis hamilton
No Danica result, but Danni Minogue on p5

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 15 Aug 2010, 09:11

Googled: 1992 British Grand Prix.
The cover of the film "Freddy vs Jason" is on page 1, for some reason

Down on page 14, a scantily-clad miss Deepika is depicted, while the Brazilian female volleyball national team doesn't make an appearance before page 31...

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 15 Aug 2010, 09:26

Search: Renault R30
Page 6: Something that looks like a horse painted in bumblebee colours
Page 10: Some guy with Ultra-Violet tattoo on his hand
Page 14:A Tata Hybrid Bus

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 15 Aug 2010, 10:02

Search: Minardi
Page 5: An Alfa Romeo Arna, which is a Nissan Pulsar with Alfasud running gear. The next picture unrelated to F1 is a much better method of transportation - a horse

Search: Andrea Moda
Page 2: Surprise, surprise, it is a picture of Zoran Stefanovic and some other Stefan F1 workers.

Search: 2002 Australian GP
Page 2: Whilst they might have in the support races, I doubt that these Lotus Sport Elises raced in the 2002 Australian Formula One Grand Prix
Page 3: I didn't know that the 2002 Australian GP was in Sydney

watka · Post by **watka** » 15 Aug 2010, 14:10

Search: Brabham fan car

Results page 5: Some random microcar
Results page 27: Wolf fan car

Search: 1950 British Grand Prix

Results page 3: This
Danica on page 6

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 15 Aug 2010, 14:31

Obvious choice but...

Search: female formula 1 drivers
Danica is the first photo...
:oops:

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 15 Aug 2010, 14:48

dr-baker wrote:Obvious choice but...

Search: female formula 1 drivers
Danica is the first photo...

Giovanna Amati wrote:

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 15 Aug 2010, 15:00

I searched for Crap Racing Drivers. Robert Kubica, Ayrton Senna, Jamie Whincup & Craig Lowndes' Ford Falcon, Jeremy Clarkson and Danica Patrick were all on the first page.

Wait, the last two are supposed to be there... :roll:

Page Two: Graham Hill, Erik Darnell (NASCAR driver for those who don't know), Craig Baird, Mark Skaife (see the Alex Katajamäki Racing Career thread for both), Ashley Force, and this.

Page Three: Bernd Rosemeyer, Mark Skaife (again), Michael Schumacher (again!), Henry Seagrave, Morgan Shepherd, James May, Kris Meeke, Max & Bernie, and this.

Danica re-appears on page four, along with Nigel Mansell. Strangely it takes until Page 7 for Milka Duno to appear, and no sign of Deletraz & co. Most worrying of all however is that The Stig appears twice on Page 9

(along with Danica again)

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 15 Aug 2010, 15:26

Page 7 of "Brands Hatch Race of the Champions"

Page 7 of "1997 F1"

TRAP DOOR!?!?!?!? WTF!?!?

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 15 Aug 2010, 15:42

Search 1: Ayrton Senna (this game seems funny, BTW :lol:

):
-Page 9: a woman near a cliff http://bolteninc.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/bolten-inc-ayrton-senna1.jpg
(I stop watching at page 10 for laziness)
Search 2: Nelsinho Piquet
-Page 3: Fernando Alonso http://personal.telefonica.terra.es/web/jad/fotos/alonsor.jpg
-Page 4: Telmex pit babes (they're dressed, so it's not porn) http://motorfull.com/files/2007/11/telmex.jpg
-Page 6: Emerson Fittipaldi near Brazil's A1GP car http://www.motorafondo.net/wp-content/2007/12/emersonfitipaldi.jpg
-Page 6: Felipe Massa with his Hungary crash scar http://www.eldiariomontanes.es/prensa/noticias/200908/04/fotos/1117484.jpg
-Page 6: FIA's own uncle Sam http://img.racingpasion.com/2009/09/i-want-you-fia-nelson-piquet.jpg
-Page 7: Lewis Hamilton driving the MP4/23 http://www.elpais.com/recorte/20080721elpepidep_7/LCO340/Ies/Lewis_Hamilton_delante_Nelsinho_Piquet_Felipe_Massa.jpg
-Page 8: some radio guys at work http://img.youtube.com/vi/-4RvOLgy0r0/0.jpg
(Danica appears on page 9, but with that thing that appears in comics when the characters speak that I don't remember its English name talking things about Nelsinho)
-Page 10: Massa driving a kart http://www.autocity.com/img/actualidad/noticias/2555259w.jpg

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 15 Aug 2010, 16:18

Phoenix wrote:(Danica appears on page 9, but with that thing that appears in comics when the characters speak that I don't remember its English name talking things about Nelsinho)

A speech bubble?

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 15 Aug 2010, 16:23

I think we can count page 10 as the point of obscurity, anything beyond page 10 doesnt count.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 16 Aug 2010, 22:33

Waris wrote:
Phoenix wrote:(Danica appears on page 9, but with that thing that appears in comics when the characters speak that I don't remember its English name talking things about Nelsinho)

A speech bubble?

Yeah, that should be.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 17 Aug 2010, 00:55

1984 mclaren porsche

first row
4th picture along

Alex Zanardi's legs being removed at high speed.

aswell as the following between pages 1-10

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 17 Aug 2010, 06:18

ADx_Wales wrote:first row
4th picture along

Alex Zanardi's legs being removed at high speed.

Thanks for the disturbing mental image. Now I'm never going to sleep ever again.

Well atleast you didn't post the picture... now that is seriously something we don't want Jeroem seeing...

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 17 Aug 2010, 14:49

Wizzie wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:first row
4th picture along

Alex Zanardi's legs being removed at high speed.

Thanks for the disturbing mental image. Now I'm never going to sleep ever again.

Well atleast you didn't post the picture... now that is seriously something we don't want Jeroem seeing...

Nobody, no matter his/her age, would want to see someone's legs being torn off at high speed, as a matter of fact.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 17 Aug 2010, 14:54

Phoenix wrote:
Wizzie wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:first row
4th picture along

Alex Zanardi's legs being removed at high speed.

Thanks for the disturbing mental image. Now I'm never going to sleep ever again.

Well atleast you didn't post the picture... now that is seriously something we don't want Jeroem seeing...

Nobody, no matter his/her age, would want to see someone's legs being torn off at high speed, as a matter of fact.

Not even when looking for the first dominant ron dennis McLaren.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 18 Aug 2010, 17:27

'Sauber 2010'
Page 2

Page 5

Page 10
Fisichella in the Alps?!

Roberto Morenohttp://f1rejects.com/forum/posting.php?mode=reply&f=4&t=3488
Page 1
Who the hell is he and him?
Page 2
Slumdog Millionaire?!
Page 4
Err...wrong sport mate.
Page 6
Alex Zanardi and Olivier Grouillard's 1990 Osella.
Page 8
Paul Belmondo's Opel Vectra touring car, and something else I'm not entirely sure would be allowed on this board...

Page 9
Nelson Piquet Jr, among much other random crap.
Page 10
This one is incredible...its a screenshot of the F1 REJECTS GPM2 MOD from my own thread here in the JDD Memorial Forum!!!!!!

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 18 Aug 2010, 17:30

kostas, that's simply epic. :shock:

IdeFan · Post by **IdeFan** » 18 Aug 2010, 19:43

Zsolt Baumgartner (yes I know I mentioned his name, but almost every picture on the HWNSNBM search linked to this site

):
Page 1, 3rd picture: Jenson Button and a scantily dressed lady
Danica shows up (also scantily dressed) on page 13.

Life W12:
Page 1, 1st picture: A picture of a Modena-Lamborghini by the user "Life W12" on this site! Life were so bad they can't even get their car as the #1 picture on google image search!
Danica is nowhere to be seen!

Super Aguri:
Page 3: Lewis Hamilton!?
A Penske IRL car
Page 6: A woman's bottom
Super Aguri was a reletively "safe search" because even down to page 16 there wasn't much weird stuff.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 18 Aug 2010, 22:04

Just so you know, putting HWNSNBM on Google images makes a lot of our avatars to appear. I thought it was somewhat curious.
Lessee with Jacques Villeneuve...
-Page 3: a couple on a tennis match http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/01/article-0-03425881000005DC-962_468x676.jpg
-Page 7: Dannii Minogue http://www.topnews.in/files/dannii-minogue456.jpg
-Page 10: Bertrand Godin driving a (oh, the irony) Durango F3000 with Rolling Stones ads http://www.flagworld.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bar1.jpg
Surprisingly, I struggled to find images of his BAR years.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 19 Aug 2010, 16:35

Phoenix wrote:Lessee with Jacques Villeneuve...
Page 7: Dannii Minogue http://www.topnews.in/files/dannii-minogue456.jpg

Not as irrelevant as you may think - they were engaged back in the 90s.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 19 Aug 2010, 22:14

kostas22 wrote:
Phoenix wrote:Lessee with Jacques Villeneuve...
Page 7: Dannii Minogue http://www.topnews.in/files/dannii-minogue456.jpg

Not as irrelevant as you may think - they were engaged back in the 90s.

Oh, I didn't know. I don't really care about the drivers girlfriends.

Porrima · Post by **Porrima** » 20 Aug 2010, 02:26

This appears fun.

1# search: Giovanna Amati

1st page, this http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/4 ... gge203.jpg
(Katherine Legge. Picture text mentions ms. Amati.)

1st page, Danica Patrick in state of undress, but this is more interesting: http://www.sidewalklyrics.com/wp-conten ... 11/ls1.jpg

And this is even more interesting: http://www.purrfectgifts.com.au/attachm ... CF0051.JPG This cute kitten is named Giovanna Amati.
The page http://www.purrfectgifts.com.au/page4.html where the image is at contains a lot of cats named after F1 personae. Check it out for the love of god.

2# search: Max Mosley

You can probably guess what sort of images appear a lot, but, well, they are related. As is image of his father in fascist gear.

First completely unrelated image is page 14 or something; http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com ... -getty.jpg

Ironically so, since the picture name clearly says max-mosley-on-phone, but the gentlezombie in question is not him.

Pieman · Post by **Pieman** » 20 Aug 2010, 22:14

Search term: Ricardo Rosset.

Page 2: The 1996 Australian GP podium.
Page 3: A white fluffy dog and a Goodyear cap.
Page 4: Two spanners.
Page 5: A random guitarist.
Page 6: An Autosport front cover featuring Benetton, and what appears to be a barried-up Trabant (pic from this site).

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 21 Aug 2010, 15:10

Porrima wrote:And this is even more interesting: http://www.purrfectgifts.com.au/attachm ... CF0051.JPG This cute kitten is named Giovanna Amati.
The page http://www.purrfectgifts.com.au/page4.html where the image is at contains a lot of cats named after F1 personae. Check it out for the love of god.

They have a cat named after Lewis Hamilton. It's black.

I LOL'd hard. :lol:

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 22 Aug 2010, 09:41

Waris wrote:
Porrima wrote:And this is even more interesting: http://www.purrfectgifts.com.au/attachm ... CF0051.JPG This cute kitten is named Giovanna Amati.
The page http://www.purrfectgifts.com.au/page4.html where the image is at contains a lot of cats named after F1 personae. Check it out for the love of god.

They have a cat named after Lewis Hamilton. It's black.

I LOL'd hard.

Now that was some dark humour :lol:

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 22 Aug 2010, 18:38

Wizzie wrote:
Waris wrote:
Porrima wrote:And this is even more interesting: http://www.purrfectgifts.com.au/attachm ... CF0051.JPG This cute kitten is named Giovanna Amati.
The page http://www.purrfectgifts.com.au/page4.html where the image is at contains a lot of cats named after F1 personae. Check it out for the love of god.

They have a cat named after Lewis Hamilton. It's black.

I LOL'd hard.

Now that was some dark humour

And that was an awful pun.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 23 Aug 2010, 06:15

thehemogoblin wrote:
Wizzie wrote:
Waris wrote:
They have a cat named after Lewis Hamilton. It's black.

I LOL'd hard.

Now that was some dark humour

And that was an awful pun.

I've made so many bad puns it's not funny... I should probably stick to Improv and generally being over the top dramatic :lol:

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 23 Aug 2010, 06:16

Wizzie wrote:I've made so many bad puns it's not funny... I should probably stick to Improv and generally being over the top dramatic

You're like me, but short, young and Australian.

Yannick · Post by **Yannick** » 23 Aug 2010, 10:07

OK, I'll have a try at this.

search term: "Takuma Sato"

page 1, 3rd row, 1st column: a racing seat for video games named after the man

page 2, 3rd row, 2nd column: Yuji Ide!

page 3, row 2: more of the racing seat ... LOL what a product

page 4, row 3, 1st column: the man running up the hill at Goodwood Festival of speed in an old Benetton

also on page 4: the man testing for Toro Rosso - they would have been a good fit

page 5, row 5, column 2: the first non-related picture: its found in the signature of a poster named Remington Steele
on a motorsport forum, the posting is about the results from free practice to the Japanese GP 2003:

page 8, row 5, column 1: better keep your noses shut

page 9, row 1, column 3: a photo of Richard Branson that would not show up when I clicked on it

page 10, row 1, column 2: a photo of Hideki Mutoh's car after a crash he had with Sato, including the first mention of Danica Patrick

page 12, row 2: other people on the podium

page 13, row 5, column 3: Taku visits Mount Rushmore
http://www.boardwalklotus.com/main/2010 ... -sato-ind/

page 14, r1, c1: the choc-ice man

page 19: Ide returns

So there was no real Danica photo. The only surprises wer "the seat" and Branson.
I guess AdBlock and NoScript for Firefox work their charm, blocking google cookies and scripts could also have helped to get better search results

AndreaModa · Post by **AndreaModa** » 24 Aug 2010, 15:18

That Sato seat is all over Youtube like a rash whenever I type in something F1 or motorsports related into the search...

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 24 Aug 2010, 15:24

AndreaModa wrote:That Sato seat is all over Youtube like a rash whenever I type in something F1 or motorsports related into the search...

It must be big in Japan.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 24 Aug 2010, 16:55

shinji wrote:
AndreaModa wrote:That Sato seat is all over Youtube like a rash whenever I type in something F1 or motorsports related into the search...

It must be big in Japan.

Anyone/thing over 5'8'' and 160 pounds is big in Japan.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » 24 Aug 2010, 17:52

thehemogoblin wrote:
shinji wrote:
AndreaModa wrote:That Sato seat is all over Youtube like a rash whenever I type in something F1 or motorsports related into the search...

It must be big in Japan.

Anyone/thing over 5'8'' and 160 pounds is big in Japan.

Dunno about that, have you seen sumo wrestling??? That's (I believe) their national sport.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 24 Aug 2010, 17:58

Debaser wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:Anyone/thing over 5'8'' and 160 pounds is big in Japan.

Dunno about that, have you seen sumo wrestling??? That's (I believe) their national sport.

Yeah, but that's a total exception to the rule. And there are some sumo wrestlers who come from outside of Japan now.