2022 Canadian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

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2022 Canadian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

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The fight continues - indeed it never ends! We're already up to the ninth round of the season, and nearly the halfway mark. While the scores haven't yet been counted (I just recently started a new and busy job!), your chance is once again open to get your predictions in and guess who will be the winners and losers over the upcoming grand prix weekend.

As always, the rules are explained on the Bahrain GP thread, but feel free to ask here or DM me.



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Pole:
Fastest lap:
First retirement:
Reject of the Race:
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race:
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race:
Last Place:
How Far Back:

Anyone who has any questions, just ask here or send me a DM. All the rules are in the Bahrain Grand Prix thread. As always, the player with the funniest alternative race title gets a bonus point.




I'm going to take a punt and say that Perez, ten years on from his great performance at Sauber, will win in Canada, with a Verstappen car failure :shock:

1. Sergio Perez
2. Charles Leclerc
3. Carlos Sainz Jr.
4. Pierre Gasly (Azerbaijan woke him up apparently)
5. Fernando Alonso (after a trip through the grass on lap 1, he is on perfect form all weekend)
6. George Russell (his worst finish!)
7. Daniel Ricciardo
8. Esteban Ocon
9. Sebastian Vettel
10. Lance Stroll

Pole: Max Verstappen
Fastest lap: Sergio Perez
First retirement: Lewis Hamilton (in a crash with Lando Norris, it's probably controversial)
Reject of the Race: Haas (two early anonymous retirements)
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Someone falling over during the gridwalk
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Max Verstappen
Last Place: Nicholas Latifi
How Far Back: 2 laps

Good luck everyone! :dance:
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Wall of Champions about to become the wall of Canadians.

1. Max Verstappen
2. Sergio Perez
3. Charles Leclerc
4. Carlos Sainz
5. Fernando Alonso
6. Sebastian Vettel
7. Estaban Ocon
8. Valterri Bottas
9. Pierre Gasly
10. Lewis Hamilton

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest lap: Verstappen
First retirement: Stroll
Reject of the Race: Canadian drivers hitting the wall of champions
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Vettel
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Zhou
Last Place: Schumacher
How Far Back: 2 laps
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2022 Groundhog Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Sainz
4. Russell
5. Alonso
6. Leclerc
7. Vettel
8. Hamilton
9. Norris
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Perez
Fastest lap: Verstappen
First retirement: Latifi
Reject of the Race: Canadian Drivers on Home Soil
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Alonso
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Zhou
Last Place: Latifi
How Far Back: 2 laps
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1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Leclerc
4. Sainz
5. Gasly
6. Russell
7. Hamilton
8. Alonso
9. Vettel
10. Norris

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest lap: Perez
First retirement: Tsunoda
Reject of the Race: Haas
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Gasly
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Stroll
Last Place: Latifi
How Far Back: 2 laps
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2022 Revenge of the Groundhogs GP

1: Verstappen
2: Perez
3: Leclerc
4: Sainz
5: Alonso
6: Russell
7: Hamilton
8: Vettel
9: Gasly
10: Norris

Pole: Leclerc
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Magnussen
ROTR: Canada: Both Canadians out
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Ocon
Last Place: Albon
How far back: 22 seconds
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2022 Maple Leaf Madness Grand Prix

1) Verstappen
2) Leclerc
3) Sainz
4) Alonso
5) Perez
6) Russell
7) Vettel
8) Gasly
9) Hamilton
10) Ricciardo

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Stroll
ROTR: Alfa Romeo
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Tsunoda
LP: Schumacher
HFB: 2 laps
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2022 Canadian "Home of the bouncy castle of champions" F1 Grand Prix

1) Verstappen
2) Sainz
3) Russell
4) Perez
5) Norris
6) Leclerc
7) Hamilton
8) Vettel
9) Alonso
10) Gasly

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Canadian drivers
IIDOTR: Tsunoda (finishes 11th after starting from the back)
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Latifi
HFB: 2 laps
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1. Max Verstappen
2. Sergio Perez
3. George Russell
4. Carlos Sainz
5. Valtteri Bottas
6. Lewis Hamilton
7. Charles Leclerc
8. Fernando Alonso
9. Lando Norris
10. Sebastian Vettel

Pole: Max Verstappen
Fastest lap: Max Verstappen
First retirement: Kevin Magnussen
Reject of the Race: Alpha Tauri
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Lance Stroll
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Mick Schumacher
Last Place: Mick Schumacher
How Far Back: 1
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1. Leclerc
2. Verstappen
3. Sain Jr.
4. Pérez
5. Hamilton
6. Russell
7. Ocon
8. Bottas
9. Alonso
10. Tsunoda

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest lap: Verstappen
First retirement: Stroll
Reject of the Race: Gasly
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Zhou
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Zhou
Last Place: Albon
How Far Back: 1 lap
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2022 Good to be Tabar-Bak Grand Prix
1. Verstappen
2. Pérez
3. Sainz Jr.
4. Russell
5. Leclerc
6. Hamilton
7. Ocon
8. Gasly
9. Alonso
10. Norris

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest lap: Pérez
First retirement: Schumacher
Reject of the Race: Alfa Romeo
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Zhou
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Tsunoda
Last Place: Latifi
How Far Back: 1 lap
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2022 WHERE'S RAIN ON SUNDAYS GP

1. Meksh
2. Sainz
3. Perez
4. Alonso
5. Vettel
6. Russell
7. Norris
8. Ocon
9. Leclerc
10. Hamilton

Pole: Meksh
Fastest lap: Meksh
First retirement: Tsunoda
Reject of the Race: Alpha Tauri
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Alonso vs Vettel / Alonso & Vettel
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Ricciardo
Last Place: Schumacher
How Far Back: 1 lap
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Max Time To Celebrate Title By Crashing Into Wall Of Champions Grand Prix

1. Sainz
2. Perez
3. Russell
4. Leclerc
5. Norris
6. Bottas
7. Gasly
8. Vettel
9. Ricciardo
10. Magnussen

Pole: Sainz
Fastest lap: Perez
First retirement: Schumacher
Reject of the Race: Verstappen
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Sainz
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Schumacher
Last Place: Latifi
How Far Back: 2 laps
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2022 Aramco-Sponsored Driver Complains about Canadian Energy Policy Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Sainz
3. Pérez
4. Russell
5. Leclerc
6. Norris
7. Gasly
8. Vettel
9. Ricciardo
10. Hamilton

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest lap: Ricciardo
First retirement: Bottas
Reject of the Race: Tsunoda (slow and a bit clumsly letting lapped drivers past)
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Russell (keeps Leclerc behind him against all odds)
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Tsunoda
Last Place: Albon
How Far Back: 2
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2022 Grand Prix d’ile de Notre Monsieur (parce que, oú sont les dames en Formula un?)

1. Verstappen
2. Sainz
3. Perez
4. Russell
5. Hamilton
6. Leclerc
7. Ocon
8. Norris
9. Gasly
10. Tsunoda

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest lap: Perez
First retirement: Leclerc
Reject of the Race: LeClerc
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Sainz
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Latifi
Last Place: Albon
How Far Back: 1 lap
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Posting these for Fetzie while I fix some redirect issues on the site (note: these are not my own predictions): :chilton:

1. Verstappen
2. Sainz
3. Perez
4. Leclerc
5. Alonso
6. Russell
7. Gasly
8. Hamilton
9. Ocon
10. Norris

Pole: Verstappen
FLap: Verstappen
First retirement: Schumacher
RotR: race management
IIDotR: Perez
DBTMotR: Ricciardo
Last place: latifi
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The Next Not-a-Street-Circuit-Street-Circuit GP of Canada

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Leclerc
4. Sainz
5. Norris
6. Russell
7. Alonso
8. Stroll
9. Vettel
10. Hamilton

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest lap: Perez
First retirement: Zhou , Guan Yu
Reject of the Race: Alpha Tauri
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Stroll
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Ocon
Last Place: Latifi
How Far Back: 2 lap
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1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Leclerc
4. Russell
5. Alonso
6. Hamilton
7. Gasly
8. Vettel
9. Ocon
10. Norris

Pole: Verstappen
FLap: Verstappen
First retirement: Schumacher
RotR: Ferrari
IIDotR: Vettel
DBTMotR: Stroll
Last place: Zhou
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2022 North Vermont Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Sainz
4. Alonso
5. Vettel
6. Russell
7. Leclerc
8. Hamilton
9. Ocon
10. Norris

Pole: Verstappen
FLap: Verstappen
First retirement: Bottas
RotR: Ricciardo
IIDotR: Vettel
DBTMotR: Stroll
Last place: Latifi
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With the Canadian Grand Prix out of the way, there was a bit of a larger field spread this time around. So many of you guessed some Verstappen domination that there were lots of easy points up for grabs. However, with surprises from Tsunoda and Zhou, as well as a flailing Magnussen, these little surprises chipped off the possible high scores from what was otherwise going to be a mega high-scorer. We again have a double winner this year, and they are both first-time winners for this season: tommykl and Klon join the club of winners_


1. tommykl 19
- Klon 19

3. IceG 15
- Aerond 15
- dr-baker 15
- Fetzie 15

7. CarloSpace 14
8. rachel1990 13
- Batty 13
- yannicksamlad 13
- Londoner 13
12. mario 12
- RAK 12
- Hermann95 12
15. Enforcer 11
16. Freeze-O-Kimi 10
17. Rob Dylan 9
18. Bleu 4
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With that round out of the way, we are rapidly approaching the halfway point of the season. Aerond, despite not scoring too highly, keeps his championship lead with a little extra buffer against RAK in second. Again, the others maintain a healthy gap to the front, ready to challenge at any point. Remember, as always in a 22-race season, it is about the long game!

1. Aerond 127
2. RAK 124
3. dr-baker 119

4. tommykl 118
5. IceG 118
6. Klon 113
7. mario 109
8. Enforcer 109
9. rachel1990 104
10. Fetzie 103
11. Hermann95 97
12. Rob Dylan 95
13. Batty 95
14. CarloSpace 90
15. pi314159 83
16. Bleu 82
17. yannicksamlad 67
18. Londoner 66
19. Freeze-O-Kimi 25
20. dj_vicious 22
21. Miguel98 22
22. Frogfoot9013 22
23. DigitDan7 20
24. Aislabie 14
25. CaptainGetz12 14
26. Vassago 12
27. mash 7

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