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REECCS: The Revival!

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The greatest series in the history of the PMMF [citation needed] makes a triumphant return... if I can be bothered to run any of the races this time. The familiar troupe of Eastern Bloc automobiles are all coming back, but there could be few surprises in store... though there's one thing we can be sure of, and that is tumbling Trabis.

To enter, take your pick from one of the following fine vehicles from behind the Iron Curtain:
  • Vaz (Lada) 2101
  • Skoda 110R Coupe
  • Trabant 601
  • Polski-Fiat 126p
  • Dacia 1310
  • Wartburg 353w
  • Moskvich 2140

Entry Form:

Driver:
Car:
Number:
Livery Idea:

Please note, there will be no waiting list - entries will be chosen for each race based on a combination of PMMF history and comedy value.

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There isn't one, I'll just run races randomly from time to time.

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None yet.

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This is REECCS, the series where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.

REECCS: The hero the PMMF needs, but not the one it deserves.
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Driver: Raul Souto Maior
Car: Polski-Fiat 126p
Number: 55
Livery Idea: 2015/16 Sauber with liberal Banco do Brasil sponsors

Driver: AJ "The Jooce" Sampson
Car: Trabant 601
Number: 23
Livery Idea: Plain White with Hertz logos on the side. If possible, Sampson's racesuit will have a black right glove

Driver: Harry Weiner
Car: Moskvich 2140
Number: 1922
Livery Idea: Pink & White with Veet logos

More entries will arrive in due course
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woooooo

Driver: Chris Ladsworth
Car: Trabant 601
Number: 69
Livery Idea: white, Nando's logo on the bonnet, "#trabanter" written on the sides

Driver: Yuri Thragh
Car: Vaz (Lada) 2101
Number: 3
Livery Idea: Harambe's face everywhere
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Driver: Richie White
Car: Moskvich 2140
Number: 350
Livery: Red, with Dr Pepper logos everywhere

Driver: George MacDrage
Car: Trabant 601
Number: 100
Livery: Poundland colours, with this logo on the roof and bonnet.
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Driver: Eric Swerts
Car: Moskvitch
Number: 25
Livery Idea: Yellow of some sort

Driver: Philip Burns-Cox
Car: Trabant
Number: 629
Livery Idea: Flames in the general shape of male genitalia, black background
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Driver: Benoit Voeckler (FRA)
Car: Trabant 601
Number: 4
Livery Idea: This, but with Reanult/Megane etc replaced with Trabant / 601S logos

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Driver: Alexandra "AK-47" Kustova (RUS)
Car: Vaz 2101
Number: 47
Livery Idea: Red car with Kalashnikov sponsorship + white/blue accents

Driver: Alessandro Linari (ITA)
Car: Polski-Fiat 126p
Number: 227
Livery Idea: Zip livery. One half yellow with Buckfast sponsorship, the other half white with Alitalia sponsorship and red/green accents.
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Driver: A.Stooge
Car: Trabant 601
Number: 0
Livery Idea: Topkek packets everywhere
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Driver: Nikolai Nurmovich
Car: VAZ-2101
Number: 91
Livery Idea: https://www.mediafire.com/?admj35a17gsnumt
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Driver: Rod Soldiere
Car: Trabant 601
Number: 765
Livery idea: Orange and black (rFactor colors), "NO SIMULATION VALUE, NO LIFE" message on the side. Nevermind, I found the template in the older threads and hence the livery is here.

Where are the livery templates for those interested in drawing their own liveries? :P
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Driver: Marcelo Idiota
Car: Skoda 110R Coupe
Number: 13
Livery Idea: Brasilian shite please
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Car: Trabant 601
Number: 1871
Livery Idea: Something resembling a Prussian flag, eagle and everything
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Driver: Orwell George
Car: Moskvich 2140
Number: 1984
Livery: Black with big INGSOC seals on the sides :pantano:
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Driver: Somme Guy
Car: VAZ-2101
Number: 97
Livery Idea: Communist French Flag

Driver: Dat Boi
Car: Polski Fiat 126p
Number: 41
Livery Idea: A Green Frog riding a unicycle

Driver: Moe Lester
Car: Skoda 1100
Number: 69
Livery Idea: Pink

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Driver: Sum Ting Wong
Car: Wartburg 353w
Number: 214A
Livery Idea: Asiana Airlines Livery

Driver: Wi Tu Lo
Car: Wartburg 353w
Number: 214B
Livery Idea: Asiana Airlines Grey Livery

Driver: Bang Ding Ow
Car: Wartburg 353w
Number: 214C
Livery Idea: Asiana Airlines Grey Livery w/ A Troll Face on the hood
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Driver: Cletus Shelton
Car: Dacia 1310
Number: 0407
Livery idea:

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Aislabie wrote:Driver: Orwell George
Car: Moskvich 2140
Number: 1984
Livery: Black with big INGSOC seals on the sides :pantano:

This also has to be played every time he wins a race ;)
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Driver: Drivers Name
Car: Trabant 601
Number: 42069
Livery: As much colours as possible
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Driver: Stephanie Brown
Car: Skoda 110R Coupe
Number: 202
Livery Idea: Similar to Late 80s Minardi

Driver: Haramen Petrosyan
Car: Dacia 1310
Number: 398
Livery Idea: Armenian Flag colors
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Driver: Verna Klien
Car: Wartburg 353w
Number: 35
Livery Idea: Austrian flag

Driver: Robin Banks
Car: Trabant 601
Number: 000
Livery Idea: Black & White stripes (Prison uniform)

Driver: P. Laceholder
Car: 123
Number: Vaz (Lada) 2101
Livery Idea: Boring generic livery
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Sorry for the unimaginative names

Driver: Bob Oldshed
Car: Wartburg 353
Number:23
Livery: BAR 1999 'split' livery UPDATE: the livery is here as a dds file, for rFactor.

Driver: Volker Stuck
Car: Trabant 601
Number:333
Livery: Berlin U-bahn yellow livery + graffiti

Driver: Alain Jabouille
Car: Dacia 1310
Number:1010.10 recurring
Livery: Mild Seven Renault w/ Dacia logos instead of Renault UPDATE #2: livery dds here
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One more entry:

Driver: Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski (usually called either Sputnik or simply Comrade)
Car: Moskvich 2140
Number: 82
Livery: Dr. Martens colours and logos
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Driver: Alan Schutraber
Car: Wartburg 353w
Number: 524
Livery:
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Driver: Sama Solyov
Car: Polski-Fiat 126p
Number: 7
Livery: Poland of Polandball.

EDIT: Extra entry below
Driver: Richard Cranium
Car: Skoda 110R Coupe
Number: 96
Livery: Your average stereotypical high school desk that has been scribbled all over or something akin to that.
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Driver: Ho Lee Fock
Car: Vaz (Lada) 2101
Number: 162
Livery Idea: North Korean flag with the face of Kim Jung Un on the bonnett

Driver: HItler Mussolini
Car: Skoda 110R Coupe
Number: 234
Livery Idea: Hello Kitty Livery

Driver: Jason DeVillain
Car: Dacia 1310
Number: 999
Livery Idea: Police Car
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peteroli34 wrote:
Driver: HItler Mussolini
Car: Skoda 110R Coupe
Number: 234
Livery Idea: Hello Kitty Livery

I think (and hope) there are some limits to what's acceptable though :roll:


[quote="peteroli34"]

Nevertheless, i will be back with a classic livery, a classic team, and a new team.

Commie legends Great Leap Backward have to be there, they'll enter 1 car
Car: Lada (Vaz) 2101
Driver: Carlos Marquez (Cuba)
Livery: Pravda High School (from the anime Girls Und Panzer), basically a white car with the Pravda Logo and Katyusha and Nonna on it.
Number: 32

Car: Trabant 601:
Driver: Gio Van Dycke himself (back to being a he)
Livery: Cillit Bang (obviously)
Number: 31

Driver: Wang Fire
Car: Skoda 110R Coupe
livery: Fire Nation, Future Industries/Satomobile
Number: 33

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Everyone's favourite job squad, FAR Horizon Motorsport (aka the FARMY) hath returned, and the merry band of jobbers has come with an armada of 5 cars:

Driver: Earl Sleet
Car: Polski-Fiat 126p
Number: 51
Livery Idea: White with Sky Blue Number

Driver: "The Green Meanie"
Car: Polski-Fiat 126p
Number: 52
Livery Idea: White with Neon Green Number

Driver: Blake Harvey
Car: Polski-Fiat 126p
Number: 53
Livery Idea: White with Sky Blue Number

Driver: Dane Greenburg
Car: Polski-Fiat 126p
Number: 54
Livery Idea: White with Neon Green Number

Driver: "Scorpion"
Car: Polski-Fiat 126p
Number: 55
Livery Idea: White with Sky Blue Number
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Driver: Dag Jeager (totally not Dagan Jamakovic)
Car: Dacia 1310
Number: 343
Livery Idea: Green with a Silver Hood and Red numbers

Driver: "Thillios"
Car: Trabant 601
Number: 24
Livery Idea: Belgian Yellow with the Belgian Flag on the roof.
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Driver: Dimitri Aya
Car: Dacia 1310
Number: 904
Livery Idea: Yellow/Black with 'I HAVE MONEY' wherever possible.

Driver: Marcuz Des-Mon
Car: Trabant 601
Number: 65
Livery Idea: Pixelized camouflage with a Singapore flag on the roof.
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Simtek wrote:One more entry:

Driver: Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski (usually called either Sputnik or simply Comrade)
Car: Moskvich 2140
Number: 82
Livery: Dr. Martens colours and logos


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Driver: Kto Polak
Car: Polski Fiat 126p
Number: 20
Livery Idea: POLSKA!!! [and throw in the Pokemon Electrode for good measure]
(let's make a rivalry with Mr. Wankshafticus, yo)

Driver: Turtle da Silva
Car: Wartburg 353w
Number: 40
Livery Idea: Yellow and red w/ Brahma (the beer) logos
(might as well use this picture on the roof)

Driver: Bud "Abu" Dhabi
Car: Trabant 601
Number: 60
Livery Idea: Red and white with Budweiser logos

Driver: King Hiro
Car: Skoda 110R Coupe
Number: 80
Livery Idea: Panasonic cuz WHY NOT!?!?
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Driver: Vitaly Kabirov
Car: Lada 2101
Number: 90
Livery Idea: Like the Kamaz Dakar trucks

Driver: Alexi Melvanov
Car: Lada 2101
Number: 91
Livery Idea: same

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Driver: Lou Cipher
Car: Trabant 601
Number: 666
Livery Idea: Black with the number in red

Driver: Dale Eagleburger III
Car: Trabant 601
Number: 667
Livery Idea: Rust

Driver: Wayne Lampard
Car: Trabant 601
Number: 668
Livery Idea: Random grafitti
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Driver: Väinö Möttönen
Car: Moskvich 2140
Number: 17
Livery Idea: Blue/White with Finlandia Vodka logos
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My old driver (and drivers who was supposed to take part in season 3) will return!

Driver: Zbynek Benes
Car: Skoda 110R Coupe
Number: 68
Livery Idea: Green with Czech(oslovakian) flag on the bonnet.

Driver: Garry Fomenko
Car: Moskvich 2140
Number: 06
Livery idea: Base colour is the blue of Kazakhstan flag, the sun and eagle on the bonnet.

Driver: Hans Mielke
Car: Trabant 601
Number: 61
Livery idea: Left side of the car is red, right side of the car is green. Both sides have three opposite-coloured Ampelmännchen.

Basically idea for every car livery can be seen in old topics. Trabant has switched sides though.

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Putting in another part-timer anime themed entry:

Driver: Takumi Fujiwara
Car: Polski-Fiat 126p
Number: 86
Livery Idea: Fujiwara Tofu Shop, Akina Speed Stars. You get the idea, like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxLwGow0Tvw
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Yay....

Driver: Yuri H. Zovskiovski
Car Moskvitch
Number 1917 stencil type font on the doors
Livery RED!!! with a hammer and sickle on the roof in yellow CCCP on the boot also yellow
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Well this should be fun...

Driver: Horst Ulbricht
Car: Trabant
Number: 89
Livery: the colours of the DDR flag with "Umkippen Rennen" and the car numbers spray painted on the side in a really amateurish way, kind of like this
http://chriscrawfordphoto.com/cw4/images/product_full/win-this-car.jpg

Driver: Simon Redman
Car: Wartburg
Number: 98
Livery: just a generic medium blue car (much like the one i ran in the previous incarnation of this)

Driver: Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz*
Car: Polski-Fiat 126P
Number: 9
Livery: polish national colours

Driver: David Thexton
Car: Trabant
Number: 99
Livery: http://us1.webpublications.com.au/static/images/articles/i304/30450_2mg.jpg

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