2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

The place for speaking your mind on current goings-on in F1
User avatar
DemocalypseNow
Posts: 13185
Joined: 17 Aug 2009, 09:30
Location: Lost, send help
Contact:

2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by DemocalypseNow »

based on the assumption that, at any moment in time, there is a non-zero probability that even the slowest, most inexperienced and least reliable of underdogs might win the race. That under every rock, there might be a gold nugget. This is the award for that first podium that we all celebrate, for the overtake no-one was expecting, for Ericsson's first win. This is the award, in short, for the driver or team that makes you go "Woah! Where did THAT come from?!".


Just remember: this is a feel-good award, that will focus on nothing but track action.
Usual rules: everyone gets two votes. First vote is worth 10 points, the second 6.

Post your results until April 5 @ 1800 GMT.


My picks;
1st Stoffel Vandoorne
A debutant thrown in the deep end, scoring a point with the boat provided to him by McLaren. It's hard to imagine either Button or Alonso faring any better.

2nd Kevin Magnussen
To come so close to points, having started from the pit-lane in a car that appears to belong to the back of the field along with Sauber and Manor, was an impressive end result.
Novitopoli wrote:Everytime someone orders at Pizza Hut, an Italian dies.
Novitopoli wrote:Juve's Triplete: Calciopoli, doping & Mafia connections.

Image Image
User avatar
Enforcer
Site Donor
Site Donor
Posts: 1505
Joined: 31 Mar 2009, 20:09
Location: Ireland

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Enforcer »

1. Vandoorne - Drop me in a car I've never driven before on the weekend of the race? No problem, I'll outqualify my team mate and score a point.

2. Grosjean - I was torn between him & Wehrlein, cos I suspect as the season goes on, Grosjean's Haas in 5th won't be the most uncommon of sights, but it's still a very good result for a new team. (Even if the car might be 40% Ferrari)

Hon Mention: Wehrlein.
AxelP800
Posts: 1372
Joined: 29 Mar 2013, 16:01

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by AxelP800 »

1. Werhelin
2. Pantorne
Rio Haryanto for the win!
He upon seeing me accidentaly paint Belgian flag rotated 90 deg to right
tommykl returns from the bathroom
tommykl reads the chat logs
tommykl has a stroke
User avatar
Miguel98
Posts: 2450
Joined: 30 Mar 2014, 09:18
Location: Somewhere in Portugal

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Miguel98 »

1. Stoffel Vandoorne
2. Romain Grosjean

Honourable mentions: Marcus Ericsson Pascal Wehrlein Kevin Magnussen
Last edited by Miguel98 on 03 Apr 2016, 17:20, edited 1 time in total.
Mario on Gutierrez after the Italian Grand Prix wrote:He's no longer just a bit of a tool, he's the entire tool set.


18-07-2015: Forever in our hearts Jules.
25-08-2015: Forever in our hearts Justin.
sswishbone
Posts: 1157
Joined: 25 Mar 2011, 06:23
Location: England

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by sswishbone »

1) All the young guns - Vandoorne on scoring points, Werhlein on beating both force indias on pace, Magnussen on a stunning fightback from pitlane start, even Verstappen shut up and talked on the track.

2) Grosjean - a track where I did not expect the anomaly from Australia to be repeated, not only repeated, but bettered! Simply superb
"Hispania are a waste of talent and petrol!" Martin Brundle, Australia Qualifying 2011

Live streams and podcasts from yours truly at http://www.youtube.com/user/sswishbone
User avatar
Aislabie
Posts: 1962
Joined: 14 Feb 2016, 11:06

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Aislabie »

Image Stoffel Vandoorne (10 points)
Worry not, fly me in from Japan and I'll out-qualify my World Champion team-mate and score my team's first point of the season. LOL.

Image Pascal Wehrlein (6 points)
The man drove the Manor like it was a... Force India maybe? Whatever the lowest-midfielder-to-not-be-a-backmarker car is.
Fetzie
Posts: 548
Joined: 03 Nov 2012, 18:01

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Fetzie »

1st choice - Vandoorne for out qualifying button and taking a point on his debut.

2nd choice - wehrlein for challenging for 12th and completely outclassing force India. Give him some downforce and he'll score points.
User avatar
FMecha
Posts: 5145
Joined: 04 Jan 2011, 16:18
Location: Open road
Contact:

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by FMecha »

1. Vandoorne
2. Wehrlein

:)
PSN ID: FMecha_EXE | FMecha on GT Sport
User avatar
Meatwad
Posts: 1048
Joined: 20 Jul 2012, 17:33
Location: Finland

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Meatwad »

1. Stoffel Vandoorne: One of the greatest debut races in recent memory. Outqualifying Button was already impressive, but the race was even better: several nice overtakes and a very deserved point. As I said before, this man should be in F1.
2. Romain Grosjean: Another impressive race for the new team. Shame about the failed pit stop, otherwise fourth place could have been his.

Honorable mentions: Kimi Räikkönen, Pascal Wehrlein
User avatar
RAK
Posts: 971
Joined: 30 May 2009, 16:35

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by RAK »

1) Pascal Wehrlein: Racing for 12th at the end, on pure merit. Excellent qualifying as well. Pity Haryanto seems to be a bit of a donkey, because Manor look closer to the rest of the pack this year than before.

2) Romain Grosjean: Illustrating that his result last week wasn't just a flash in the pan.

Honourable Mention: Stoffel Vandoorne - Solid result for a rookie.
Predicament Predictions Champion, 2011, 2018, 2019

They weren't the world's most competent team,
In fact, to be believed, their results must be seen,
Lola,
M-Mastercard Lola,
L, O, L, A, Lola!
User avatar
UncreativeUsername37
Posts: 3420
Joined: 25 May 2012, 14:36
Location: Earth

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by UncreativeUsername37 »

1. Wehrlein
2. Grosjean
Rob Dylan wrote:Mercedes paying homage to the other W12 chassis by breaking down 30 minutes in
Normal32
Posts: 1516
Joined: 12 Mar 2014, 17:48
Location: Pampas

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Normal32 »

1. Pascal Wehrlein
2. Kimi Raikkonen
Pasta_maldonado wrote:I think normal32 is an old English farmer re-incarnated
User avatar
CaptainGetz12
Site Donor
Site Donor
Posts: 1851
Joined: 06 Mar 2013, 03:19
Location: Sacramento, CA, USA
Contact:

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by CaptainGetz12 »

1) Stoffel Vandoorne. Given the short-term notice, I didn't think he'd make much of an impression. I certainly did not expect him to outperform Button and score Mclaren's first point of the season! Heres hoping that he gets another race before Alonso come back to the seat.

2) Pascal Wehrlein. Stuck it to Sauber and the midfield all race, just trying to find a way to get in the points. Losing to Ericsson costs them in the constructors standings, but so far Manor looks to have the pace to potentially beat Sauber and maybe Renault on race pace alone!

Honorable Mentions:
Romain Grosjean. Another strong drive by the new Haas team. Moving from the ailing Lotus certainly looks like the smart move now! :D
Kevin Magnussen. Did a good job trying to sneak into the points. Renault may have a chance to get on the board yet...
Klon wrote:What did poor André do to you for him to be insulted like that?
User avatar
FullMetalJack
Site Donor
Site Donor
Posts: 6269
Joined: 31 Mar 2009, 15:32
Location: Some place far away. Yes, that'll do.

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by FullMetalJack »

1. Vandoorne
2. Wehrlein

HM - Grosjean, Ericsson, Raikkonen
I like the way Snrub thinks!
User avatar
Aguaman
Posts: 669
Joined: 22 Sep 2014, 15:16

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Aguaman »

1. Stoffel
2. Grosjean

HM - Nico Rosberg, Carlos Brathwaite, Marlon Samuels, Marcus Ericsson and Wehlrein.
User avatar
Nuppiz
Site Donor
Site Donor
Posts: 5939
Joined: 30 Mar 2009, 12:10
Location: Vantaa, Finland
Contact:

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Nuppiz »

1. Vandoorne - no further comment needed.
2. Wehrlein - faster than the Force Indias!

No HM to Grosjean because it seems that this is the actual performance level of Haas. Still impressive for a new team, but I'm not going to consider 5th and 6th places "improbable" from now on.
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying:
"The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
User avatar
SeedStriker
Posts: 1288
Joined: 02 Jul 2012, 19:51

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by SeedStriker »

1) Stoffel Vandoorne: The new rookie sensation put to shame their more experienced (and WDC) teammates with a solid drive and points for the revitalized McLaren Honda.

2)Pascal Wehrlein: Another rookie sensation that has come to grip with a potential rocket car, getting ahead of seemingly powerful cars.

Honorable mention to Romain Grosjean (On it's way to unrejectify the mighty Haas)
User avatar
rachel1990
Posts: 956
Joined: 29 Oct 2012, 20:21

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by rachel1990 »

1. Vandoorne not bad
2. Wehrlein - beating force indias! good job!!
Benetton of 1992. Never a reject
User avatar
mario
Posts: 8110
Joined: 31 Oct 2009, 17:13

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by mario »

1) Wehrlein - I have to agree with the general feeling that was a very impressive performance, especially given the concerns about their tyre wear after their performance in Melbourne. Whether they can keep this performance up is another manner, but if there are a few more races with high attrition this season, might we even see Manor sneak a points finish this season?

2) Vandoorne - as others have said, given the difficult circumstances he faced, he put in a very mature performance and some very bold passing moves on track.

Grosjean definitely deserves an honourable mention for this race - very authoritative and clean passing moves, and I imagine that his credit with other teams in the field must be rising very rapidly now. Perhaps the only reason why I'm not rating him higher is because it is beginning to feel like the VF16 really is that competitive, such that we might be starting to get used to seeing Grosjean that far up the field.
Martin Brundle, on watching a replay of Grosjean spinning:
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
User avatar
Bobby Doorknobs
Posts: 4059
Joined: 30 Jul 2014, 17:52
Location: In a safe place.

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Bobby Doorknobs »

1. The Flemish guy
2. That French guy again
#FreeGonzo
User avatar
Londoner
Posts: 6428
Joined: 17 Jun 2010, 18:21
Location: Norwich, UK
Contact:

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Londoner »

1. Pascal Wehrlein - He is the real deal alright. Really looking forward to see what he can do at a power circuit like Monza, that car is, in the words of Kevin Magnussen, "a rocketship"

2. Stoffel Vandoorne - I really hope this isn't the only time we see him in F1.

Honourable mentions to Marcus Ericsson and Haas F1
Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
User avatar
AndreaModa
Posts: 5806
Joined: 30 Mar 2009, 17:51
Location: Bristol, UK

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by AndreaModa »

1. Wehrlein
2. Vandoorne
I want my MTV...Simtek Ford

My Motorsport Photos

@DNPQ_
User avatar
Samster
Posts: 1658
Joined: 02 Feb 2010, 20:27
Location: Newark, England
Contact:

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Samster »

1. Haas Backed up that debut 6th place and then some and they didn't even need to benefit from a red flag this time. As they seem to be able to mix it with Red Bull and Williams, I now believe they have a genuine chance at the top 5 in the constructors, which of course would make them the first debut team to achieve that since Jordan in 1991.

2. Stoffel Vandoorne Just sign him up for 2017 already.

Honurable mention to Pascal Werhlein for a feisty effort, beating Nasr and nearly Ericsson on merit. I'm not including the Force Indias since they screwed up today.
User avatar
girry
Posts: 838
Joined: 31 May 2012, 19:43

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by girry »

1. Manor is like a rocket on the straights!
2. Stoffel
when you're dead people start listening
User avatar
Backmarker
Posts: 1126
Joined: 19 Mar 2012, 17:59

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Backmarker »

1. Romain Grosjean - even if it's just that the Haas is a decent midfield car that performs exactly to its ability in Romain Grosjean's hands, he's still outperforming his team mate handily.
2. Stoffel Vandoorne - the only McLaren driver to have a point this season, decent debut.
The Iceman Waiteth
What if Kimi Räikkönen hadn't got his chance in 2001?
User avatar
Ataxia
Not Important
Posts: 6861
Joined: 23 Jun 2010, 12:47
Location: Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)
Contact:

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Ataxia »

1. Stoffel Vandoorne: turns up on Friday from Japan, jumps into the McLaren, and drives with purpose. It would be easy for him to take it steady and get used to an F1 weekend, but he wasn't afraid to roll up his sleeves. Very, very impressive.

2. Pascal Wehrlein: When was the last time you saw a Manor fighting cars from other teams? Like Vandoorne, Wehrlein looks like a future star.

HM: Romain Grosjean, for going one better than Melbourne. I'm so happy he's in a car that he just seems to have a bond with.
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
User avatar
roblo97
Posts: 3847
Joined: 16 Sep 2012, 16:42
Location: my house \M/ (Brent Knoll)
Contact:

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by roblo97 »

1. Romain Grosjean

2. Stoffel Vandoorne
Mexicola wrote:
shinji wrote:
Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.

Does listening to a dog licking its balls get you excited?

That's between me and my internet service provider.

One of those journalist types.
270 Tube stations in 18:42:50!
User avatar
James1978
Posts: 3042
Joined: 26 Jul 2010, 18:46
Location: Darlington, NE England

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by James1978 »

1. Vandoorne
2. Wehrlein
"Poor old Warwick takes it from behind all throughout this season". :) (Tony Jardine, 1988)
User avatar
Peteroli34
Posts: 1957
Joined: 25 May 2013, 10:01
Location: Thurrock, Which isn't London

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Peteroli34 »

Vandoorne - Out qualified Button and had strong race to take the Mclaren to a points finish.

Wehrlein - Had the measure of the Force India's, The Manor does seem to be a quick car can see them scoring points this season.

HM
Ericsson - Had a strong race comfortably ahead of Nasr
Haas - How many expected them to start the season the way they have
User avatar
Spectoremg
Posts: 517
Joined: 27 Dec 2014, 21:39
Location: Portsmouth, Hampshire, UK

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Spectoremg »

1. Vandoorne. Stunning. I suspect a few drivers will be checking the timescale on their contracts this evening.
2. Grosjean. Very pleased for the guy.

HM. Manor - they've got their act together.
vinceg
Posts: 13
Joined: 03 Apr 2016, 19:53

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by vinceg »

1. Grosjean
Proved Oz wasn't a fluke with another cracking clean drive, and Haas are a breath of fresh air going for a really racy strategy which he capitalised on unlike some teams *ahem Williams*, Maranello called , they'd like their good engines back.

2. Weirlien
Getting Manor more TV time Manor gets all season normally not counting being lapped, made Force India look like HRT.
User avatar
Pepsibottle1
Posts: 25
Joined: 28 Apr 2011, 16:00

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Pepsibottle1 »

For Vandoorne to hop into the woefully powered Mclaren under the pressure of filling Alonso''s shoes, out qualify Button AND score the teams first points is simply remarkable. Good on him.
User avatar
lance_rambert
Posts: 164
Joined: 03 Apr 2016, 20:02
Location: Somewhere in the States

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by lance_rambert »

1st: Stoffel Vandoorne - The Belgian Waffle had to high-tail it out of Japan during Super Formula testing and jump into the McHonda. Then he outqualifies Button (albeit by a few hundredths of a second) and brings the car home in the points on debut without much issue. That should give McHonda something to feel happy about after Button's ICE (not ERS) failed.

2nd: Pascal Wehrlein - Performed rather handily in the MRT car. Demolished (somewhat expectedly) his teammate, but then proceeds to give Force India (who were having a woeful race) some headaches. This guy should be the one to give MRT their first points very soon.

I'll give Romain Grosjean an honorable mention. The 6th at Melbourne wasn't a complete fluke, and it seems that Haas made a very respectable package for their first season. Although I don't expect it the nice results to last if those reports of the car being "almost done" turn out to be true.
Last edited by lance_rambert on 04 Apr 2016, 02:19, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
Rob Dylan
Posts: 3493
Joined: 18 May 2014, 15:34
Location: Andy Warhol's basement

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Rob Dylan »

1. Rio Haryanto - as if I have to say why
2. Haas F1 Team - it was improbable in my opinion that they'd actually be as consistently capable as they are, therefore I'm giving them 2nd.


Honourable mention to laps 1 and 2 - the rest of the race couldn't possibly live up to that, but it was worth watching the race for those first laps alone.
Murray Walker at the 1997 Austrian Grand Prix wrote:The other [Stewart] driver, who nobody's been paying attention to, because he's disappointing, is Jan Magnussen.
Felipe Nasr - the least forgettable F1 driver!
User avatar
novitopoli
Site Donor
Site Donor
Posts: 987
Joined: 25 Aug 2014, 16:56

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by novitopoli »

1. Stoffel Vandoorne - impressive debut, outqualifying Button and managing to hold on to a point.
2. Romain Grosjean - Haas's getting way faster than we thought on the way to unrejectifying themselves.
sw3ishida wrote:Jolyon Palmer brought us closer as a couple, for which I am grateful.


Ataxia wrote:
Londoner wrote:Something I've thought about - what happens to our canon should we have a worldwide recession or some other outside event?

We'll be fine. It's Canon, non Kodak.
User avatar
dinizintheoven
Posts: 3993
Joined: 09 Dec 2010, 01:24

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by dinizintheoven »

I think we've already got a slam-dunk winner. But ever so I'll give the number one award to Stoffel Vandoorne, though I reserve the right to also give him ROTY in Super Formula if he doesn't blitz the field.

Second place goes - again - to Rrrrrrmmmnnn Grrrrjjjjnnnn who's unrejectified himself for the season in an all-new team. Tony Fernandes must be crying into his... whatever it is they drink in Malaysia, and I'll bet Jarno Trulli and Heikki Kovalainen aren't too happy either.

18 points for Haas now after two races - McLaren managed a mere 27 in the whole of last season...
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time:
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
User avatar
CoopsII
Posts: 4676
Joined: 15 Dec 2011, 09:33
Location: Starkiller Base Debris

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by CoopsII »

1 - Wehrlein
2 - Vandoorne

Because merit.
Just For One Day...
User avatar
DanielPT
Site Donor
Site Donor
Posts: 6126
Joined: 30 Dec 2010, 18:44
Location: Porto, Portugal

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by DanielPT »

I also go with 1- Wehrlein as he did light up the grand prix weekend. Great Performance from him, and 2- Vandoorne because scoring his team first points when two former WDC use to drive for the team is awesome. He was also less anonymous than his team-mates usually are, but that might have been due to his debut.
Colin Kolles on F111, 2011 HRT challenger: The car doesn't look too bad; it looks like a modern F1 car.
User avatar
watka
Site Donor
Site Donor
Posts: 4097
Joined: 26 Apr 2009, 19:04
Location: Chessington, the former home of Brabham
Contact:

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by watka »

1. The Stoff - because he has no time at all to prepare and brought it home in the points, beating Button for pace too
2. Romain Grosjean - 6th on the unique Albert Park circuit was great. 5th on the more normal Bahrain circuit was excellent.

HMs - Pascal Wehrlein - Could easily have picked him, best showing of a Manor since Jules Bianchi's drives, Daniil Kvyat - drive a good race to finish 7th from a crumby starting position
Watka - you know, the swimming horses guy
User avatar
Row Man Gross-Gene
Posts: 778
Joined: 03 Jan 2010, 18:48
Location: Minnesota, USA
Contact:

Re: 2016 Bahrain - Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race

Post by Row Man Gross-Gene »

I'm going to go for Grosjean for 10pts simply because I'm a homer and because I was genuinely surprised that he finished 5th. He won't get my vote in china though even if he finishes 5th again, unless he does it from the back of the grid. I still have to believe that the Haas will be falling back to earth soon though. They just can't keep it up, can they?

6pts for Wehrlein. Anytime a manor driver impresses, he deserves some credit even if it isn't the worst car this year.
It's just unbelievable...that Formula 1 could be such a ridiculous melange of idiots.

-Jamie McGregor

Check out my colo(u)ring pages website: http://sites.google.com/site/carcoloringpages/
Post Reply