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Here's a new one for you; categorised by season, I will take each driver's first name and surname and apply the standard points to each letter of that name defined by the popular board game Scrabble.

The scores are defined as such:
Hasbro, the people who done made that Scrabble thing wrote: (1 point)-A, E, I, O, U, L, N, S, T, R
(2 points)-D, G
(3 points)-B, C, M, P
(4 points)-F, H, V, W, Y
(5 points)-K
(8 points)- J, X
(10 points)-Q, Z


All drivers must have completed at least 40% of the championship to qualify.
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2014

With the two K's in his name fronting 10 points alone, Kamui Kobayashi had a five point lead over second-place man Esteban Gutierrez. Although the overall score of Gutierrez's name was not particularly eyecatching, the final Z contributed 10 whole points. Adrian Sutil was dead last, in which one letter scored 2 and the rest scored one.

1st Kamui Kobayashi 32
2nd Esteban Gutierrez 28
3rd Kimi Raikkonen 27
4th Jean-Eric Vergne 27
5th Nico Hulkenberg 26
6th Jules Bianchi 26
7th Romain Grosjean 24
8th Max Chilton 24
9th Kevin Magnussen 24
10th Sergio Perez 23
11th Daniil Kvyat 22
12th Pastor Maldonado 21
13th Jenson Button 21
14th Lewis Hamilton 21
15th Daniel Ricciardo 21
16th Marcus Ericsson 20
17th Sebastian Vettel 20
18th Valtteri Bottas 19
19th Fernando Alonso 18
20th Felipe Massa 18
21st Nico Rosberg 16
22nd Adrian Sutil 12
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Ataxia wrote:1st Kamui Kobayashi

I think this is already a contender for best championship in the BSMF :D
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What about the drivers that made one off appearances? It'd be nice to think that someone named Xavier Zaq could appear just once and still win the championship ;)
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AustralianStig wrote:What about the drivers that made one off appearances? It'd be nice to think that someone named Xavier Zaq could appear just once and still win the championship ;)

All drivers must have completed at least 50% of the championship to qualify.
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2013

This is the only real positive of Esteban Gutierrez's 2013, and he beats Kimi Raikkonen by one point. Giedo van der Garde and Mark Webber join in the respectable positions of 8th and 9th respectively, as the two Force India drivers pay the price for being boring; Di Resta sits atop his last-placed team-mate with a puny 14 points.

1st Esteban Gutierrez 28
2nd Kimi Raikkonen 27
3rd Jean-Eric Vergne 27
4th Nico Hulkenberg 26
5th Jules Bianchi 26
6th Romain Grosjean 24
7th Max Chilton 24
8th Giedo van der Garde 24
9th Mark Webber 23
10th Sergio Perez 23
11th Pastor Maldonado 21
12th Jenson Button 21
13th Lewis Hamilton 21
14th Daniel Ricciardo 21
15th Sebastian Vettel 20
16th Valtteri Bottas 19
17th Charles Pic 19
18th Fernando Alonso 18
19th Felipe Massa 18
20th Nico Rosberg 16
21st Paul di Resta 14
22nd Adrian Sutil 12

2012

A titanic title scrap saw Michael Schumacher emerge the victor ahead of Heikki Kovalainen, Kamui Kobayashi and Narain Karthikeyan; all drivers broke the 30-point barrier. With a 12-point score, Bruno Senna assumed the wooden spoon.

1st Michael Schumacher 36
2nd Heikki Kovalainen 34
3rd Kamui Kobayashi 32
4th Narain Karthikeyan 31
5th Kimi Raikkonen 27
6th Jean-Eric Vergne 27
7th Nico Hulkenberg 26
8th Romain Grosjean 24
9th Mark Webber 23
10th Sergio Perez 23
11th Vitaly Petrov 23
12th Pastor Maldonado 21
13th Jenson Button 21
14th Lewis Hamilton 21
15th Daniel Ricciardo 21
16th Sebastian Vettel 20
17th Charles Pic 19
18th Fernando Alonso 18
19th Felipe Massa 18
20th Timo Glock 18
21st Pedro de la Rosa 17
22nd Nico Rosberg 16
23rd Paul di Resta 14
24th Bruno Senna 12

2011

Despite sitting in an HRT which looked like it wanted to kill him on numerous occassions, the brace of "Z"s in Vitantonio Liuzzi's surname were able to deliver a win for the Italian driver and produce the highest score thus far. Jerome d'Ambrosio took a respectable 6th, as both Adrian Sutil and Bruno Senna were able to share the wooden spoon.

1st Vitantonio Liuzzi 37
2nd Michael Schumacher 36
3rd Heikki Kovalainen 34
4th Kamui Kobayashi 32
5th Narain Karthikeyan 31
6th Jerome d'Ambrosio 29
7th Nick Heidfeld 26
7th Jaime Alguersuari 26
8th Rubens Barrichello 26
9th Mark Webber 23
10th Sergio Perez 23
11th Vitaly Petrov 23
12th Pastor Maldonado 21
13th Jenson Button 21
14th Lewis Hamilton 21
15th Daniel Ricciardo 21
16th Sebastian Vettel 20
17th Sebastien Buemi 20
18th Fernando Alonso 18
19th Felipe Massa 18
20th Timo Glock 18
21st Jarno Trulli 18
22nd Nico Rosberg 16
23rd Paul di Resta 14
24th Adrian Sutil 12
24th Bruno Senna 12
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Suspect HeinZ-Harald FrentZen will win a few of these. :)
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James1978 wrote:Suspect HeinZ-Harald FrentZen will win a few of these. :)

But will have some competition from the legendary Gaston MaZZacane.
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You could also add Constructors to this, although HRT are probably guaranteed to have lowest possible score...
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AustralianStig wrote:You could also add Constructors to this, although HRT are probably guaranteed to have lowest possible score...

I expect great things from Zakspeed if this happens ;)
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AustralianStig wrote:You could also add Constructors to this, although HRT are probably guaranteed to have lowest possible score...

I'm not sure about that. There are quite a few letters in Hispania Racing Team...
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I think I can hazard a guess as to who will win in 2004
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FullMetalJack wrote:I think I can hazard a guess as to who will win in 2004

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2010

2010 became Liuzzi's 2nd triumph, whilst newcomer Karun Chandhok sits 5th with a respectable 30 points. Robert Kubica managed one point fewer than his team-mate, whilst fellow newbie Lucas di Grassi did the same.

1st Vitantonio Liuzzi 37
2nd Michael Schumacher 36
3rd Heikki Kovalainen 34
4th Kamui Kobayashi 32
5th Karun Chandhok 30
6th Jaime Alguersuari 26
7th Rubens Barrichello 26
8th Nico Hulkenberg 26
9th Mark Webber 23
10th Vitaly Petrov 23
11th Robert Kubica 22
12th Jenson Button 21
13th Lewis Hamilton 21
14th Sebastian Vettel 20
15th Sebastien Buemi 20
16th Fernando Alonso 18
17th Felipe Massa 18
18th Timo Glock 18
19th Jarno Trulli 18
20th Lucas di Grassi 17
21st Pedro de la Rosa 17
22nd Nico Rosberg 16
23th Adrian Sutil 12
24th Bruno Senna 12

2009

Although it seemed it would finally be Kovalainen's year with the absence of Schumacher, Liuzzi and co, in came Kazuki Nakajima to storm the championship with the highest score so far; the Japanese driver was first to break the 40-point barrier. Nelson Piquet Jr bagged 32 points to take 3rd, as Fisichella sat just behind in 4th. Adrian Sutil was bottom again.

1st Kazuki Nakajima 44
2nd Heikki Kovalainen 34
3rd Nelson Piquet Jr. 32
4th Giancarlo Fisichella 30
5th Kimi Raikkonen 27
6th Jaime Alguersuari 26
7th Rubens Barrichello 26
8th Nick Heidfeld 26
9th Romain Grosjean 24
10th Mark Webber 23
11th Robert Kubica 22
12th Sebastien Bourdais 22
13th Jenson Button 21
14th Lewis Hamilton 21
15th Sebastian Vettel 20
16th Sebastien Buemi 20
17th Jarno Trulli 18
18th Fernando Alonso 18
19th Timo Glock 18
20th Felipe Massa 18
21st Nico Rosberg 16
22nd Adrian Sutil 12

2008

Pretty much the same as 2009, except everyone's favourite cube-headed racer David Coulthard sits in 8th. Moving on.

1st Kazuki Nakajima 44
2nd Heikki Kovalainen 34
3rd Nelson Piquet Jr. 32
4th Giancarlo Fisichella 30
5th Kimi Raikkonen 27
6th Rubens Barrichello 26
7th Nick Heidfeld 26
8th David Coulthard 25
9th Mark Webber 23
10th Robert Kubica 22
11th Sebastien Bourdais 22
12th Lewis Hamilton 21
13th Jenson Button 21
14th Sebastian Vettel 20
15th Felipe Massa 18
16th Fernando Alonso 18
17th Jarno Trulli 18
18th Timo Glock 18
19th Nico Rosberg 16
20th Adrian Sutil 12

2007

Liuzzi managed to bag yet another title, fending off the advance of Kovalainen and racer-turned-tester-turned-racer Alexander Wurz. Scott Speed and Takuma Sato fleshed out the dwindling numbers at the rear of the field.

1st Vitantonio Liuzzi 37
2nd Heikki Kovalainen 34
3rd Alexander Wurz 33
4th Giancarlo Fisichella 30
5th Christijan Albers 30
6th Ralf Schumacher 29
7th Kimi Raikkonen 27
8th Rubens Barrichello 26
9th Nick Heidfeld 26
10th Anthony Davidson 26
11th David Coulthard 25
12th Sakon Yamamoto 24
13th Mark Webber 23
14th Robert Kubica 22
15th Lewis Hamilton 21
16th Jenson Button 21
17th Sebastian Vettel 20
18th Fernando Alonso 18
19th Felipe Massa 18
20th Jarno Trulli 18
21st Nico Rosberg 16
22nd Takuma Sato 16
23rd Scott Speed 15
24th Adrian Sutil 12

2006

We have another breacher of the 40-point wall; former peroxide fanatic and no-hit wonder Jacques Villeneuve topped the 2006 table. Juan Pablo Montoya enters with 32 points and 4th, as Scott Speed now assumes the wooden spoon.

1st Jacques Villeneuve 41
2nd Vitantonio Liuzzi 37
3rd Michael Schumacher 36
4th Juan Pablo Montoya 32
5th Giancarlo Fisichella 30
6th Christijan Albers 30
7th Ralf Schumacher 29
8th Kimi Raikkonen 27
9th Rubens Barrichello 26
10th Nick Heidfeld 26
11th David Coulthard 25
12th Mark Webber 23
13th Christian Klien 23
14th Jenson Button 21
15th Fernando Alonso 18
16th Felipe Massa 18
17th Jarno Trulli 18
18th Pedro de la Rosa 17
19th Nico Rosberg 16
20th Tiago Monteiro 16
21st Takuma Sato 16
22nd Scott Speed 15

2005

Villeneuve won once again, but Patrick Friesacher surprised by managing to enter his only championship in 3rd place. Karthikeyan re-entered in 5th, whilst Robert Doornbos proved that having too many "O"s in your name is not conducive to any real success.

1st Jacques Villeneuve 41
2nd Michael Schumacher 36
3rd Patrick Friesacher 33
4th Juan Pablo Montoya 32
5th Narain Karthikeyan 31
6th Giancarlo Fisichella 30
7th Christijan Albers 30
8th Ralf Schumacher 29
9th Kimi Raikkonen 27
10th Rubens Barrichello 26
11th Nick Heidfeld 26
12th David Coulthard 25
13th Mark Webber 23
14th Christian Klien 23
15th Jenson Button 21
16th Robert Doornbos 19
17th Fernando Alonso 18
18th Felipe Massa 18
19th Jarno Trulli 18
20th Tiago Monteiro 16
21st Takuma Sato 16

2004

We finally emulate reality with a Michael Schumacher win, as Jacques Villeneuve was ineligible for the 2004 edition. HWNSNBM, tipped by many to win, managed a still-good 4th place, but 2004 was a low-scoring round.

1st Michael Schumacher 36
2nd Juan Pablo Montoya 32
3rd Giancarlo Fisichella 30
4th Zsolt Baumgartner 30
5th Ralf Schumacher 29
6th Kimi Raikkonen 27
7th Rubens Barrichello 26
8th Nick Heidfeld 26
9th David Coulthard 25
10th Mark Webber 23
11th Christian Klien 23
12th Jenson Button 21
13th Cristiano da Matta 21
14th Gianmaria Bruni 19
15th Fernando Alonso 18
16th Felipe Massa 18
17th Jarno Trulli 18
18th Giorgio Pantano 18
19th Olivier Panis 17
20th Takuma Sato 16

2003

Heinz-Harald Frentzen is a record breaker. The German beats the rest of the field by some margin with a mammoth 47 points. Pizzonia joins in 4th with 35 points, whilst we have a new highest low score with Panis assuming the bottom position.

1st Heinz-Harald Frentzen 47
2nd Jacques Villeneuve 41
3rd Michael Schumacher 36
4th Antonio Pizzonia 35
5th Juan Pablo Montoya 32
6th Giancarlo Fisichella 30
7th Ralf Schumacher 29
8th Kimi Raikkonen 27
9th Jos Verstappen 27
10th Rubens Barrichello 26
11th Nick Heidfeld 26
12th David Coulthard 25
13th Mark Webber 23
14th Justin Wilson 22
15th Jenson Button 21
16th Cristiano da Matta 21
17th Ralph Firman 21
18th Fernando Alonso 18
19th Jarno Trulli 18
20th Olivier Panis 17
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Let's get back on this, shall we?

2002

Frentzen wins a second title on the trot, whilst the bulk of the newcomers were real low-scorers. Bernoldi managed a respectable 27 points, but Mika Salo brings up the rear with a meagre 14 points, just two ahead of record low-scorer Adrian Sutil.

1st Heinz-Harald Frentzen 47
2nd Jacques Villeneuve 41
3rd Michael Schumacher 36
4th Juan Pablo Montoya 32
5th Giancarlo Fisichella 30
6th Ralf Schumacher 29
7th Kimi Raikkonen 27
8th Enrique Bernoldi 27
9th Rubens Barrichello 26
10th Nick Heidfeld 26
11th David Coulthard 25
12th Mark Webber 23
13th Jenson Button 21
14th Alex Yoong 20
15th Felipe Massa 18
16th Jarno Trulli 18
17th Allan McNish 18
18th Olivier Panis 17
19th Pedro de la Rosa 17
20th Eddie Irvine 16
21st Takuma Sato 16
22nd Mika Salo 14

2001

Mika Hakkinen enters the order in 7th place, two places ahead of the returning Jos Verstappen. Tarso Marques joins in 14th, whilst some-time Prost team-mates Alesi and Burti share the wooden spoon on 16 points each.

1st Heinz-Harald Frentzen 47
2nd Jacques Villeneuve 41
3rd Michael Schumacher 36
4th Juan Pablo Montoya 32
5th Giancarlo Fisichella 30
6th Ralf Schumacher 29
7th Mika Hakkinen 29
8th Kimi Raikkonen 27
9th Jos Verstappen 27
10th Enrique Bernoldi 27
11th Rubens Barrichello 26
12th Nick Heidfeld 26
13th David Coulthard 25
14th Tarso Marques 23
15th Jenson Button 21
16th Jarno Trulli 18
17th Fernando Alonso 18
18th Olivier Panis 17
19th Pedro de la Rosa 17
20th Eddie Irvine 16
21st Jean Alesi 16
22nd Luciano Burti 16

2000

You-know-who wins again, but Gaston Mazzacane makes an impressive march to 3rd on his sole appearance on the list. Wurz appears for the first time since 2007 in 5th, as Johnny Herbert debuts just below. The Brazilian duo of Zonta and Diniz make appearances in the midfield, whilst Marc Gene makes his first appearance at the tail end, giving returnee Salo some company.

1st Heinz-Harald Frentzen 47
2nd Jacques Villeneuve 41
3rd Gaston Mazzacane 38
4th Michael Schumacher 36
5th Alexander Wurz 33
6th Johnny Herbert 31
7th Giancarlo Fisichella 30
8th Ralf Schumacher 29
9th Mika Hakkinen 29
10th Jos Verstappen 27
11th Rubens Barrichello 26
12th Nick Heidfeld 26
13th David Coulthard 25
14th Ricardo Zonta 24
15th Pedro Diniz 23
16th Jenson Button 21
17th Jarno Trulli 18
18th Pedro de la Rosa 17
19th Eddie Irvine 16
20th Jean Alesi 16
21st Mika Salo 14
22nd Marc Gene 13

1999

No real high-scoring additions here; Alessandro Zanardi and Toranosuke Takagi promised much but ultimately could only manage 9th and 12th respectively. Hill and Badoer both join the rankings with 15 points each.

1st Heinz-Harald Frentzen 47
2nd Jacques Villeneuve 41
3rd Michael Schumacher 36
4th Alexander Wurz 33
5th Johnny Herbert 31
6th Giancarlo Fisichella 30
7th Ralf Schumacher 29
8th Mika Hakkinen 29
9th Alessandro Zanardi 28
10th Rubens Barrichello 26
11th David Coulthard 25
12th Toranosuke Takagi 25
13th Ricardo Zonta 24
14th Pedro Diniz 23
15th Jarno Trulli 18
16th Olivier Panis 17
17th Pedro de la Rosa 17
18th Eddie Irvine 16
19th Jean Alesi 16
20th Damon Hill 15
21st Luca Badoer 15
22nd Mika Salo 14
23rd Marc Gene 13

1998

A pretty stagnant field, this; Shinji Nakano pops up in 11th, whilst Jan Magnussen ends up with fewer points than his son, managing 22. In the craptacular stakes, Tuero manages to score equal points with Salo, whilst Ricardo Tosser finished a couple of spots above. Jos Verstappen returns in 9th, having had more breaks in his career than Ronnie O'Sullivan.

1st Heinz-Harald Frentzen 47
2nd Jacques Villeneuve 41
3rd Michael Schumacher 36
4th Alexander Wurz 33
5th Johnny Herbert 31
6th Giancarlo Fisichella 30
7th Ralf Schumacher 29
8th Mika Hakkinen 29
9th Jos Verstappen 27
10th Rubens Barrichello 26
11th Shinji Nakano 26
12th David Coulthard 25
13th Pedro Diniz 23
14th Jan Magnussen 22
15th Jarno Trulli 18
16th Olivier Panis 17
17th Eddie Irvine 16
18th Jean Alesi 16
19th Ricardo Rosset 16
20th Damon Hill 15
21st Esteban Tuero 14
22nd Mika Salo 14
23rd Marc Gene 13

1997

Johnny Herbert manages his highest finish so far, taking 4th, whilst Ukyo Katayama makes his first appearance in 8th spot. Morbidelli and Berger also join the list in 15th and 17th. But, and I've been skirting over this, it's still FRENTZENWINSLOL. Who thought of an alt-championship where that was the case?

For those who were wondering, Vincenzo Sospiri would have joined Herbert on 31 points, but obviously Lola went to the wall long before reaching the required 40%. Ho-hum.

1st Heinz-Harald Frentzen 47
2nd Jacques Villeneuve 41
3rd Michael Schumacher 36
4th Johnny Herbert 31
5th Giancarlo Fisichella 30
6th Ralf Schumacher 29
7th Mika Hakkinen 29
8th Ukyo Katayama 28
9th Jos Verstappen 27
10th Rubens Barrichello 26
11th Shinji Nakano 26
12th David Coulthard 25
13th Pedro Diniz 23
14th Tarso Marques 23
15th Gianni Morbidelli 22
16th Jan Magnussen 22
17th Gerhard Berger 21
18th Jarno Trulli 18
19th Olivier Panis 17
20th Eddie Irvine 16
21st Jean Alesi 16
22nd Damon Hill 15
23rd Mika Salo 14


1996

A really low-scoring round in the bottom-half, this. Andrea Montermini bags the best of the newcomers, with 21 points to sit 13th, whilst Brundle and Lamy are just below the Forti driver. We're getting to the stage of regular DNQs now, so we might see swelling numbers on the grid...or not, depending on whether seats resembled revolving doors. Who knows?

1st Heinz-Harald Frentzen 47
2nd Jacques Villeneuve 41
3rd Michael Schumacher 36
4th Johnny Herbert 31
5th Giancarlo Fisichella 30
6th Mika Hakkinen 29
7th Ukyo Katayama 28
8th Jos Verstappen 27
9th Rubens Barrichello 26
10th David Coulthard 25
11th Pedro Diniz 23
12th Gerhard Berger 21
13th Andrea Montermini 21
14th Martin Brundle 18
15th Olivier Panis 17
16th Pedro Lamy 17
17th Eddie Irvine 16
18th Ricardo Rosset 16
19th Jean Alesi 16
20th Damon Hill 15
21st Luca Badoer 15
22nd Mika Salo 14

1995

For the first time since 2011, we have 26 eligible drivers. Sauber lock out the front two, with Frentzen taking an umpteenth title and everyone's favourite stock cube Jean-Christophe Boullion taking 2nd place. Massimiliano Papis takes 9th having done just enough races to be eligible, whilst tear gas enthusiast Bertrand Gachot makes an appearance in 10th. Taki Inoue joins the rankings in last place, no doubt disappointed that he couldn't beat Adrian Sutil for the lowest score.

1st Heinz-Harald Frentzen 47
2nd Jean-Christophe Boullion 41
3rd Michael Schumacher 36
4th Johnny Herbert 31
5th Mika Hakkinen 29
6th Ukyo Katayama 28
7th Rubens Barrichello 26
8th David Coulthard 25
9th Massimiliano Papis 25
10th Bertrand Gachot 23
11th Pedro Diniz 23
12th Gianni Morbidelli 22
13th Gerhard Berger 21
14th Mark Blundell 21
15th Pierluigi Martini 21
16th Andrea Montermini 21
17th Martin Brundle 18
18th Olivier Panis 17
19th Pedro Lamy 17
20th Roberto Moreno 17
21st Jean Alesi 16
22nd Eddie Irvine 16
23rd Damon Hill 15
24th Luca Badoer 15
25th Mika Salo 14
26th Taki Inoue 13

1994

A new series high; 29 drivers were eligible for the championship in 1994. Frentzen's last title saw him 11 points clear of the next highest driver, whilst Christian Fittipaldi joined the rankings in an impressive 4th. The Simtek pairing of Gounon and Brabham were in 9th and 10th, whilst JJ Lehto was forced to keep his shortened moniker for the championship. Damon Hill received nothing but a wooden spoon for Christmas.

Roland Ratzenberger would have managed 31 points, were he able to complete the season.

1st Heinz-Harald Frentzen 47
2nd Michael Schumacher 36
3rd Johnny Herbert 31
4th Christian Fittipaldi 30
5th Mika Hakkinen 29
6th Ukyo Katayama 28
7th Alessandro Zanardi 28
8th Jos Verstappen 27
9th Rubens Barrichello 26
10th Jean-Marc Gounon 26
11th David Brabham 26
12th David Coulthard 25
13th JJ Lehto 24
14th Michele Alboreto 24
15th Bertrand Gachot 23
16th Gianni Morbidelli 22
17th Gerhard Berger 21
18th Mark Blundell 21
19th Pierluigi Martini 21
20th Olivier Beretta 19
21st Paul Belmondo 19
22nd Martin Brundle 18
23rd Andrea de Cesaris 18
24th Olivier Panis 17
25th Erik Comas 17
26th Jean Alesi 16
27th Eddie Irvine 16
28th Eric Bernard 16
29th Damon Hill 15

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This should definitely be called "The FRENTZENWINSLOL Scrabble Tile Championship"
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10 consecutive titles and a 100% record.
.must be the most impressive alternative championship performance yet!
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1993

As soon as Frentzen exits, we have a new record-breaker. Fabrizio Barbazza breaks the 50-point barrier having done just enough races to be eligible. Derek Warwick debuts in 5th place, whilst further new entrants occupy the 12th-17th spots. Despite their successes in Formula 1, Prost and Senna occupy the bottom placings, Prost taking the equal-lowest all-time score by matching Adrian Sutil.

1st Fabrizio Barbazza 52
2nd Michael Schumacher 36
3rd Johnny Herbert 31
4th Christian Fittipaldi 30
5th Derek Warwick 29
6th Ukyo Katayama 28
7th Alessandro Zanardi 28
8th Rubens Barrichello 26
9th Aguri Suzuki 25
10th JJ Lehto 24
11th Michele Alboreto 24
12th Michael Andretti 23
13th Karl Wendlinger 23
14th Philippe Alliot 23
15th Riccardo Patrese 22
16th Thierry Boutsen 22
17th Gerhard Berger 21
18th Mark Blundell 21
19th Pierluigi Martini 21
20th Martin Brundle 18
21st Andrea de Cesaris 18
22nd Erik Comas 17
23rd Jean Alesi 16
24th Damon Hill 15
25th Luca Badoer 15
26th Ayrton Senna 14
27th Alain Prost 12

1992

Michael Schumacher heads the largest field yet, in the absence of the larger scorers. Perry McCarthy only just makes the list, and sits in an impressive 4th place. Gabriele Tarquini joins Ukyo Katayama on 28 points, whilst the bottom four consists of some very talented drivers. However, they just don't have enough interesting letters in their name to be challenging here.

1st Michael Schumacher 36
2nd Johnny Herbert 31
3rd Christian Fittipaldi 30
4th Perry McCarthy 30
5th Mika Hakkinen 29
6th Ukyo Katayama 28
7th Gabriele Tarquini 28
8th Aguri Suzuki 25
9th JJ Lehto 24
10th Michele Alboreto 24
11th Mauricio Gugelmin 24
12th Karl Wendlinger 23
13th Bertrand Gachot 23
14th Riccardo Patrese 22
15th Thierry Boutsen 22
16th Gianni Morbidelli 22
17th Olivier Grouillard 22
18th Eric van de Poele 22
19th Gerhard Berger 21
20th Pierluigi Martini 21
21st Stefano Modena 19
22nd Paul Belmondo 19
23rd Martin Brundle 18
24th Andrea de Cesaris 18
25th Ivan Capelli 18
26th Andrea Chiesa 18
27th Erik Comas 17
28th Roberto Moreno 17
29th Jean Alesi 16
30th Nigel Mansell 15
31st Damon Hill 15
32nd Ayrton Senna 14

1991

After a year out, he's back! The man with one more Z than ZZ Top takes the title with 21 points between him and Herbert; our largest gap yet. Satoru Nakajima fails to score as many points as his offspring, and the case is the same for Nelson Piquet, despite sharing the same name! Nicola Larini splits Senna and Prost at the bottom, perhaps a move that should have been considered in reality.

1st Fabrizio Barbazza 52
2nd Johnny Herbert 31
3rd Mika Hakkinen 29
4th Gabriele Tarquini 28
5th Satoru Nakajima 27
6th Aguri Suzuki 25
7th JJ Lehto 24
8th Alex Caffi 24
9th Michele Alboreto 24
10th Mauricio Gugelmin 24
11th Nelson Piquet 23
12th Bertrand Gachot 23
13th Riccardo Patrese 22
14th Thierry Boutsen 22
15th Gianni Morbidelli 22
16th Olivier Grouillard 22
17th Eric van de Poele 22
18th Pedro Chaves 22
19th Gerhard Berger 21
20th Mark Blundell 21
21st Pierluigi Martini 21
22nd Stefano Modena 19
23rd Andrea de Cesaris 18
24th Martin Brundle 18
25th Emanuele Pirro 18
26th Ivan Capelli 18
27th Erik Comas 17
28th Roberto Moreno 17
29th Jean Alesi 16
30th Eric Bernard 16
31st Nigel Mansell 15
32nd Ayrton Senna 14
33rd Nicola Larini 14
34th Alain Prost 12
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Wow, so that's the secret to Barbazza's hair? The Z's? Like ZZ Top's beards? It all makes sense now!
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Katayama shouldn't be in the 1991 championship as he didn't start till 1992?
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James1978 wrote:Katayama shouldn't be in the 1991 championship as he didn't start till 1992?


Yes, you're absolutely right...so Katayama's out, and Blundell's in. It's getting to the point where there's so many names in a season - as well as a few drivers who keep leaving and then returning - that it's quite hard to keep track off. If people could point out any mistakes, that'd be great.
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