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A stroppy Giedo van der Garde- "I didn't want to race for you anyway! Your cars are slow as hell, look I can even keep up with them running sideways"
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This guy is sure that the McLaren is that slow, so he can run to the pitlane without any harm.

No wonder, he is from Mercedes.
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Reject_Dom wrote:This guy is sure that the McLaren is that slow, so he can run to the pitlane without any harm.

No wonder, he is from Mercedes.

It's a Force India in the background....
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UgncreativeUsergname wrote:
Reject_Dom wrote:This guy is sure that the McLaren is that slow, so he can run to the pitlane without any harm.

No wonder, he is from Mercedes.

It's a Force India in the background....

I don't care one single bit, it is still silver.

And as Force India fields Mercedes engines, why not?
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"Look at all those people on Twitter thinking Ferrari can actually win a race this year!"


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Hey Nico! Nico! Guess what
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Because you're worth it ;)
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Hamilton: Nico, see this winners trophy?
Rosberg: Yes?
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Or...

Hamilton: I dont know about you Nico but I will need to get a bigger trophy cabinet. Is yours filling up too?
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I've no humorous caption but the above image may well be a defining image of 2015.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix_cF2pSucE

Perhaps the reality was a little closer to that, but I think the intention was a little bit different... :glasses:
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Murray Walker at the 1997 Austrian Grand Prix wrote:The other [Stewart] driver, who nobody's been paying attention to, because he's disappointing, is Jan Magnussen.
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"Damn, I should have known better than to agree to an evening at Max's"
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Massa: Seriously, if Verstappen ruins my race I'll KILL HIM.
Kvyat: What am I doing here?
Maldonado: Seriously, if Verstappen ruins my race I'll KILL HIM.
Perez: What am I doing here?
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Press Officer: Now in the press conference: Verstappen the Younger.

Massa:: Why, bom dia, young sabre, m'lad! I say, here's one: I've a shiny six million euros here for the clever fellow who can tell me which hand it's in.

(Max just stares.)

Massa: Hmm? Oh, school, school! On half hols, is it? Yeah, I bet you can't wait to get back and get that bat in your hand and give those balls a good walloping, eh?

Hamster: Mr. Verstappen is a Formula One driver, Felipe.

Massa:: Oh, go on! Is he? What, young Snotty here?

Max: I'd rather have a runny nose than a runny brain!

Massa: Eh?

Hamster: Umm, excuse me, Max, but we do have some lovely jelly in the Mercedes motorhome, I don't know if you'd be interested at all...?

Max: Don't patronise me, you lower middle class yobbo! ...what flavour is it?

Hamster: Blackcurrant.

Max: Eeeeeuuuuuaaaghhhh!

Massa: I say, Lewis, are you sure this is a driver? Seems like a bit of an oily tick to me. When I was in karting, we used to line up four or five of his sort, make them bend over, and use them as a toast rack.
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Welp, I think dinizintheoven takes this one...
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And that was only the second choice caption...
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watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
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Moments before he fell off his chair and breaking his arms, Toto was watching highlights of the 2014 Belgian Grand Prix... :facepalm:
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