Caption this!
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And when you see Nelson Piquet coming towards you, you press this button.
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"...and then I flicked left like this and went on for a bit then it went right like this only for it to switch left again. After that Nic, it went right again like this only for, and this'll shock you Nic, for it to go right like this again until I got onto the straighter bit where I held my hands like this until the corner which went, can you remember Nic? Nic? Are you listening? Right, i'll start again. I flicked left like this....."
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- Captain Hammer
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"Well, no wonder you spun. It's not connected to anything."
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
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"Kiss me, you beaut..."
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
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"At least now we can be friends again"
"No ve can't. I hope you die"
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Evacuation co-*piddlepiddlepiddle* ...Evacuation-*piddlepiddlepiddle* ...Evac-*piddlepiddlepiddle* ... *piddle*
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing.
All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy!
...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy!
...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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Mario on Gutierrez after the Italian Grand Prix wrote:He's no longer just a bit of a tool, he's the entire tool set.
18-07-2015: Forever in our hearts Jules.
25-08-2015: Forever in our hearts Justin.
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"Oh sure Seb when Michael was with us we'd sometimes 'sandbag' during tests but, come on, did you really think we'd do it all season?"
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- Captain Hammer
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"Was it really necessary to tune the radio to Felipe's channel while he went to the bathroom?"
"It's purple! Why is it still purple!?"
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
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"How the hell in 2012 Fernando almost beat me with this piece of junk?????!!"
"Not even we know, Seb..."
#FoxesFansHooligans
#HaasShouldBeSoLucky
#HaasShouldBeSoLucky
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"We know you like to give your car a girls name so we took the liberty of christening your new one "Useless Bitch".
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- madmark1974
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Vettel's audition for the role of Beaker in the next Muppets film ...
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MR. VETTEL
"Such is my name, so therefore one can assume that this comic strip is in some way about me, and again I am to be subjected to lampoonery for your amusement"
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time:
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
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Miguel98 wrote:
Yes, Alonso is probably better then you in the same car.
<@Ataxia> these people are making a mess of their crepe suzettes
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Miguel98 wrote:
Need I say more?
Williams in the last few years http://imgur.com/sNFFMYF
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golic_2004 wrote:Coops wins
CotY clinched, start working on next year's captions
Rob Dylan wrote:Mercedes paying homage to the other W12 chassis by breaking down 30 minutes in
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Check out the position of the sun on 2 August at 20:08 in my garden
Allard Kalff in 1994 wrote:OH!! Schumacher in the wall! Right in front of us, Michael Schumacher is in the wall! He's hit the pitwall, he c... Ah, it's Jos Verstappen.
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All the gold, precious shiny things in the whole of Middle Earth (and beyond) couldn't satisfy this Gollum...
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time:
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
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"No no no no, it's trapped, you're pulling the skin, stop stop stop"
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- madmark1974
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Came across this picture on F1 fanatic's season review page :
Engineer : "Kamui, when I said lift off for the corner, that's not what I meant!"
Engineer : "Kamui, when I said lift off for the corner, that's not what I meant!"
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madmark1974 wrote:
Kamui moves quicker than his Caterham ever will
DanielPT wrote:Life usually expires after 400 meters and always before reaching 2 laps or so. In essence, Life is short.
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"I now pronounce you divorced, but co-habitating."
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mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
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Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing.
All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy!
...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy!
...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
- Ross Prawn
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What could possibly go wrong!?
"Other than the car behind and the driver who might get a bit startled with the sudden explosion in front, it really isn't a major safety issue from that point of view,"
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"See right here? That's where his soul was before he sold it!"
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madmark1974 wrote:
"I believe~ I can fly~"
Resident Track Designer Addict
2016 F1Rejects Track Designing Competition Champion
2017 F1Rejects Track Designing Competition Runner-Up
More of a reader than a poster on these forums, so I won't post much compared to others.
2016 F1Rejects Track Designing Competition Champion
2017 F1Rejects Track Designing Competition Runner-Up
More of a reader than a poster on these forums, so I won't post much compared to others.
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"I tell you this, that Schumacher he is such a hero of mein. I hope one day to be a German legend just like him."
"I see"
"Are you one of the computer bods that work behind the scenes?"
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CoopsII wrote:
"I tell you this, that Schumacher he is such a hero of mein. I hope one day to be a German legend just like him."
"I see"
"Are you one of the computer bods that work behind the scenes?"
Interviewer: So, Sebastian, is it your dream to be a Formula One driver like Ralf one day?
Sebastian: No, I actually want to win world championships.
Ralf: You little shite...
The Iceman Waiteth
What if Kimi Räikkönen hadn't got his chance in 2001?
What if Kimi Räikkönen hadn't got his chance in 2001?
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#FoxesFansHooligans
#HaasShouldBeSoLucky
#HaasShouldBeSoLucky
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AdrianBelmonte_ wrote:Big picture with a Comic Sans-esque font
U wot m8? The 1990 McLaren was a work of art. Hell, most of the cars from 1990 are beautiful.
Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
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East Londoner wrote:AdrianBelmonte_ wrote:Big picture with a Comic Sans-esque font
U wot m8? The 1990 McLaren was a work of art. Hell, most of the cars from 1990 are beautiful.
How exactly is it Comic Sans-esque?
Rob Dylan wrote:Mercedes paying homage to the other W12 chassis by breaking down 30 minutes in
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East Londoner wrote:AdrianBelmonte_ wrote:Big picture with a Comic Sans-esque font
U wot m8? The 1990 McLaren was a work of art. Hell, most of the cars from 1990 are beautiful.
They are. But he's got a point in stating between the lines that the saying 'if it looks good, it is fast' is totally wrong. Because good looking is very subjective. (even fast looking is subjective)
And AdrianBelmonte: to answer your question: since 1990.
I don't know what i want and i want it now!
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East Londoner wrote:AdrianBelmonte_ wrote:Big picture with a Comic Sans-esque font
U wot m8? The 1990 McLaren was a work of art. Hell, most of the cars from 1990 are beautiful.
Agreed. A better comparison for the McLaren would be this:
And for the Eifelland this:
OK, now someone come up with captions for the above photos before the thread is completely derailed!
#FreeGonzo