Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
http://youtu.be/l0keCdturxI
Sung by HWNSNBM:
Hey, Can you hear me
Can you see
There's a DNQ on the edge of the lap
Does it matter
Well It does to me, and I can tell you why
You know when there's warm-up, there should be rain
But it don't always follow the rule, no.
And is the wise man (Stoddart) always right? No, he can play the fool.
It's always a Mystery, not what it seems to be
It's always a Mystery, just like my career and me
always a mystery
We are backmarkers
We are Great
And we burn at the touch of a spark
Well there's no fire, if no one sees
There is only the DNF
Just imagine, will you try
I can see that you've opened your throttle
Silver arrows can disappear, but they always shine
It's always a Mystery, not what it seems to be
It's always a Mystery, just like my career and me
always a mystery
Not what you wanna see
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
http://youtu.be/kS-zK1S5Dws
We'll be singing
When he's winning
We'll be singing
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
Pissing the career away
Pissing the career away
He crashes at practice
He crashes at qualifying
He crashes at Spa-Francorchamps
He crashes at Monaco
He crashes at moments that remind him
Of the good times
He crashes into barriers that remind him
Of the better times
Oh, Romain boy, Romain boy, Romain boy
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
Pissing the career away
Pissing the career away
He crashes at Suzukaland
He crashes at Melbourne
He crashes in the supermarket
He crashes at Interlagos
He crashes in the pits that remind him
Of the good times
He crashes into Alonso that remind him
Of the better times
Don't cry for him
Next door Frenchman
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
We'll be singing
When he's winning
We'll be singing
We'll be singing
When he's winning
We'll be singing
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
Pissing the career away
Pissing the career away
He crashes at practice
He crashes at qualifying
He crashes at Spa-Francorchamps
He crashes at Monaco
He crashes at moments that remind him
Of the good times
He crashes into barriers that remind him
Of the better times
Oh, Romain boy, Romain boy, Romain boy
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
Pissing the career away
Pissing the career away
He crashes at Suzukaland
He crashes at Melbourne
He crashes in the supermarket
He crashes at Interlagos
He crashes in the pits that remind him
Of the good times
He crashes into Alonso that remind him
Of the better times
Don't cry for him
Next door Frenchman
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
He gets knocked down
But he gets up again
You're never going to keep him down
We'll be singing
When he's winning
We'll be singing
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
lyrics are almost too perfect, no need to change much at all.
http://youtu.be/MA1bZ6sLVG0
"Unsent" by Alanis Morissette.
Sung by our hero:
maestro Badoer
dear Lola I liked you a lot
I realize you're in a museum with someone right now
and I respect that
I would like you to know that if you're ever
on a circuit in the future and you want to
let me drive you I would be open to spending time with you and finding
out how old you were when you got your first DNQ
dear Minardi M195 I liked you too much
I used to be attracted to Ferrari
who would lie to me and think solely about themselves and you
were plenty self-destructive for my taste at the time
I used to say the more tragic the better
the truth is whenever I think of the early 90's
your chassis comes up with a vengeance like it was yesterday
dear Forti I love you muchly
you've been nothing but open hearted and emotionally available and supportive
and nurturing and consummately there for me I kept drawing you in
and pushing you away I remember how beautiful it was to fall asleep
in your cockpit and cry in front of you for the first time you
were the best platform from which to jump beyond myself
what was wrong with me
dear Minardi M01 you rocked my world
you had a charismatic way about you with the drivers
and you got me seriously thinking about spirituality and you wouldn't let me get away
with kicking my own ass
but I could never really feel relaxed and looked out
for around you though
and that stopped us from going any further than we did
and it's kinda too bad becasue we could've had much more fun
dear Ferrari F60 we learned so much
I realize we won't be able to race for some time
and I understand that as I do you
the long gears thing was the hardest and we did as well as we could
we were together during a very tumultuous time in our lives
I will always have your back and be curious about you
about your career your whereabouts
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Jocke1, that Alanis Morissette one is pure genius. Good work.
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Pre order it here; www.performancepublishing.co.uk/1994-th ... eason.html
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
ibsey wrote:Jocke1, that Alanis Morissette one is pure genius. Good work.
thanks
Did you know that Leonard Cohen has made a song about Deletraz?
Oh yeah, here it is:
Leonard Cohen - Never any good
http://youtu.be/vcRlDsp8DuU
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
ibsey wrote:Jocke1, that Alanis Morissette one is pure genius. Good work.
East Londoner would agree with you
Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
This would have been a good fit for Schumacher to sing to Rosberg at the end of last year:
Rob Dougan - I'm Not Driving Anymore
http://youtu.be/T0EMksOz5eI
lyrics: http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/driven/i ... nymore.htm
lyrics are not altered
You tell me I can't slow down
I spin into the darkness
I swear that I can't see anything in front of me
it's a joke, I'm not driving anymore
I can't keep up with you
you're closing in behind
don't get too close to me
can't you see that we'll collide
eyes wide and terrified
I can't pull my brakes on
I can't swerve to stay alive
cos then I'll lose control
can't you see I'm paralysed
I wanna fade out gracefully
can't you see I'm through
I'm not driving anymore
I can't keep up with you
I swear I'm all lonely in this thing
and I'm driving my car
Rob Dougan - I'm Not Driving Anymore
http://youtu.be/T0EMksOz5eI
lyrics: http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/driven/i ... nymore.htm
lyrics are not altered
You tell me I can't slow down
I spin into the darkness
I swear that I can't see anything in front of me
it's a joke, I'm not driving anymore
I can't keep up with you
you're closing in behind
don't get too close to me
can't you see that we'll collide
eyes wide and terrified
I can't pull my brakes on
I can't swerve to stay alive
cos then I'll lose control
can't you see I'm paralysed
I wanna fade out gracefully
can't you see I'm through
I'm not driving anymore
I can't keep up with you
I swear I'm all lonely in this thing
and I'm driving my car
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
I have the feeling, listening to it, that Linkin Park's Easier to Run epitomizes Mark Webber's career.
I can't be bothered to make my own version of the song or type the lyrics.
I can't be bothered to make my own version of the song or type the lyrics.
Check out the position of the sun on 2 August at 20:08 in my garden
Allard Kalff in 1994 wrote:OH!! Schumacher in the wall! Right in front of us, Michael Schumacher is in the wall! He's hit the pitwall, he c... Ah, it's Jos Verstappen.
Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Gary Moore must have been able to look into the future, as he probably wrote this with Giedo van der Garde in mind.
The lyrics are not changed in any way.
http://youtu.be/MDdc3w73IwQ
"Nowhere Fast" - Gary Moore
Frozen in time, lost in a space
Your life is movin' at a dead snail's pace
No momentum or trajectory for you
Still born treacle that you're waiting through
All the time wonderin' if the future's passed
All the signs are sayin' "nowhere fast"
How did you get here, no one can say
Looking too hard, you can lose your way
Don't try to blame nobody else
There's only one person who can help yourself
All the time you know that it just can't last
All the signs are sayin' "nowhere fast"
Dig a big hole, sink in the rut
Stick in the mud till your senses shut
Concrete sand around your feet
Marching in circles to the drudgy beat
All the time in the world that's passed
And still you're goin' nowhere fast
Will you still remember as you breathe your last
All the time you wasted goin' nowhere fast
Nowhere fast
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
During a press conference today in Brussels, Toto sung to Colin Kolles:
'Blackmailer'
Blaze Bayley - Blackmailer
http://youtu.be/LpdOb6PcUqk
Wolves eat sheep tasting fear in their meat
Sheep like you always stare at defeat
You scattered and left me alone face to face
With the wolff at the door armed with nothing but faith
You expect everyone to be weak
Weak just like you and to fall to their knees
Allowing themselves to just be devoured
I wonder if wolves like the taste of a coward like you
You stole the rest of the world from me
You held me to ransom with my own beliefs
Blackmailer
The architect of my own living death
Overseer of a slow and a bitter decay
Rotten inside but I just did not see
Until the day when you blackmailed me
and you
You stole the rest of the world from me
You held me to ransom with my own beliefs
Blackmailer
Blackmailer
Coliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Kooooooooooooooooooooooolles
Coliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Kooooooooooooooooooooooolles
you
You stole the rest of the world from me
You held me to ransom with my own beliefs
Blackmailer
Blackmailer
Blackmailer
Blackmailer
You stole the rest of the world from me
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
I might write one based on a limp bizkit song
Mexicola wrote:shinji wrote:Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.
Does listening to a dog licking its balls get you excited?
That's between me and my internet service provider.
One of those journalist types.
270 Tube stations in 18:42:50!
Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
roblomas52 wrote:I might write one based on a limp bizkit song
Do Rollin please.... Just cut out the swearing.
Check out the position of the sun on 2 August at 20:08 in my garden
Allard Kalff in 1994 wrote:OH!! Schumacher in the wall! Right in front of us, Michael Schumacher is in the wall! He's hit the pitwall, he c... Ah, it's Jos Verstappen.
Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
good_Ralf wrote:roblomas52 wrote:I might write one based on a limp bizkit song
Do Rollin please.... Just cut out the swearing.
Fine then
Mexicola wrote:shinji wrote:Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.
Does listening to a dog licking its balls get you excited?
That's between me and my internet service provider.
One of those journalist types.
270 Tube stations in 18:42:50!
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
I know Ataxia's already done a cover of Under the Bridge from Red Hot Chili Peppers, but here's my one. As a tribute to Roberto Moreno.
Sometimes I feel
Like I don't have a motor
Sometimes I feel
Like my only car
Is the Eurobrun I drive
Just on Friday mornings
Slowly as I am
Together we fail
I drive on these streets
'Cause Walter Brun pays me
I drive through the hills
'Cause Walter Brun pays me
He sees my good times and
Compares them to Langes
I never worry
I DNPQ
I don't ever wanna race
In that Eurobrun
Take me to the team I love
Straight to Benetton
I don't ever wanna race
In that Eurobrun
Take me to the team I love
Straight to Benetton (yeah yeah yeah)
It's hard to believe
That there's Andrea Moda
It's hard to believe
That I qualified
At least I made the grid
Ahead of the Brabhams
Slowly as they are
Together they fail
I don't ever wanna race
In that Eurobrun
Take me to the team I love
Straight to Benetton
I don't ever wanna race
In that Eurobrun
Take me to the team I love
Straight to Benetton (yeah yeah yeah)
Ooh no (no no yeah yeah)
Team change I say yeah yeah
Driving Coloni's car
Is where I DNQ
Driving Coloni's car
Is just like AGS
Driving Coloni's car
Forgot about Pierre
Driving Coloni's car
I beat the two Zakspeeds (yeah yeah yeah)
Ooh no (no no yeah yeah)
Here I stay yeah yeah
Here I stay...
Sometimes I feel
Like I don't have a motor
Sometimes I feel
Like my only car
Is the Eurobrun I drive
Just on Friday mornings
Slowly as I am
Together we fail
I drive on these streets
'Cause Walter Brun pays me
I drive through the hills
'Cause Walter Brun pays me
He sees my good times and
Compares them to Langes
I never worry
I DNPQ
I don't ever wanna race
In that Eurobrun
Take me to the team I love
Straight to Benetton
I don't ever wanna race
In that Eurobrun
Take me to the team I love
Straight to Benetton (yeah yeah yeah)
It's hard to believe
That there's Andrea Moda
It's hard to believe
That I qualified
At least I made the grid
Ahead of the Brabhams
Slowly as they are
Together they fail
I don't ever wanna race
In that Eurobrun
Take me to the team I love
Straight to Benetton
I don't ever wanna race
In that Eurobrun
Take me to the team I love
Straight to Benetton (yeah yeah yeah)
Ooh no (no no yeah yeah)
Team change I say yeah yeah
Driving Coloni's car
Is where I DNQ
Driving Coloni's car
Is just like AGS
Driving Coloni's car
Forgot about Pierre
Driving Coloni's car
I beat the two Zakspeeds (yeah yeah yeah)
Ooh no (no no yeah yeah)
Here I stay yeah yeah
Here I stay...
I like the way Snrub thinks!
Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
limp bizkit, Rollin
Crashin
to keep everone happy, i blanked out the swearing
Alright partner
Keep on crashin' baby
You know what time it is
Throw your car up
Ladies and gentlement
want epic fail?
Keep on crashin', baby
Move in now move out
Of the god damn draft
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Make some excuses
And ******** your boss
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
What?
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Come on
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Yea
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Now I know y'all be lovin' this **** right here
R.O.B Kubica is right here
Thousands of views on You Tube makes me awesome
Cuz if you don't care, then I don't care
One two three times two to the six
Jolts in for your fix with the 2003 mix
So where the **** you at?
Punk, shut the **** up and back the **** up
While we **** this car up
Throw your car up
Throw your car up
Throw your car up
Throw your car up
Move in now move out
Of the god damn draft
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Make some excuses
And ******** your boss
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
What?
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Come on
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Yea
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
You wanna mess with F.I.A saftey?
You can't mess with F.I.A Saftey
Because we do some tests to keep all you lot safe
See this platinum thing right here?
Well we're saying you can now race
So you'd better get some better tyres
And uh, get some better drivers
We got the old tracks where you could go fast
I meant used to go fast but we put some chicanes in
Old school drivers passing up the hot ****
That old **** and bounce in the catch fence
Throw your car up
Throw your car up
Throw your car up
Throw your car up
Move in now move out
Of the god damn draft
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Make some excuses
And ******** your boss
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Come on
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
What?
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Yea
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Hey ladies, hey fellas
And the people that don't give a ****
All the drivers, all the haters
And all the ultras that call themselves playas
Hot weather, cool rain
And the marshals rolling up in crains
Hey drivers, spectators
And everybody all around the world
Move in now move out
Of the god damn draft
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Make some excuses
And ******** your boss
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Yea
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
What?
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Come on
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Move in now move out
Of the god damn draft
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Make some excuses
And ******** your boss
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
What?
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Come on
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Yea
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Crashin
to keep everone happy, i blanked out the swearing
Alright partner
Keep on crashin' baby
You know what time it is
Throw your car up
Ladies and gentlement
want epic fail?
Keep on crashin', baby
Move in now move out
Of the god damn draft
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Make some excuses
And ******** your boss
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
What?
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Come on
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Yea
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Now I know y'all be lovin' this **** right here
R.O.B Kubica is right here
Thousands of views on You Tube makes me awesome
Cuz if you don't care, then I don't care
One two three times two to the six
Jolts in for your fix with the 2003 mix
So where the **** you at?
Punk, shut the **** up and back the **** up
While we **** this car up
Throw your car up
Throw your car up
Throw your car up
Throw your car up
Move in now move out
Of the god damn draft
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Make some excuses
And ******** your boss
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
What?
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Come on
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Yea
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
You wanna mess with F.I.A saftey?
You can't mess with F.I.A Saftey
Because we do some tests to keep all you lot safe
See this platinum thing right here?
Well we're saying you can now race
So you'd better get some better tyres
And uh, get some better drivers
We got the old tracks where you could go fast
I meant used to go fast but we put some chicanes in
Old school drivers passing up the hot ****
That old **** and bounce in the catch fence
Throw your car up
Throw your car up
Throw your car up
Throw your car up
Move in now move out
Of the god damn draft
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Make some excuses
And ******** your boss
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Come on
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
What?
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Yea
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Hey ladies, hey fellas
And the people that don't give a ****
All the drivers, all the haters
And all the ultras that call themselves playas
Hot weather, cool rain
And the marshals rolling up in crains
Hey drivers, spectators
And everybody all around the world
Move in now move out
Of the god damn draft
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Make some excuses
And ******** your boss
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Yea
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
What?
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Come on
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Move in now move out
Of the god damn draft
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Make some excuses
And ******** your boss
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
What?
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Come on
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Yea
Keep crashin' crashin' crashin' crashin'
Mexicola wrote:shinji wrote:Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.
Does listening to a dog licking its balls get you excited?
That's between me and my internet service provider.
One of those journalist types.
270 Tube stations in 18:42:50!
Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
good_Ralf wrote:roblomas52 wrote:I might write one based on a limp bizkit song
Do Rollin please.... Just cut out the swearing.
http://youtu.be/NeIVTuQ39Do
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
good_Ralf wrote:roblomas52 wrote:I might write one based on a limp bizkit song
Do Rollin please.... Just cut out the swearing.
Better... Do "Hot Dog" please
Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Phoenix wrote:good_Ralf wrote:roblomas52 wrote:I might write one based on a limp bizkit song
Do Rollin please.... Just cut out the swearing.
Better... Do "Hot Dog" please
I'll get that one done soon
Mexicola wrote:shinji wrote:Mexicola wrote: I'd rather listen to a dog lick its balls. Each to their own, I guess.
Does listening to a dog licking its balls get you excited?
That's between me and my internet service provider.
One of those journalist types.
270 Tube stations in 18:42:50!
Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Lyrics based on All, by Descendents:
RIAL!
(sorry, that was lame)
RIAL!
(sorry, that was lame)
I don't know what i want and i want it now!
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Similarly based on Napalm Death's legendary hit single, You Suffer:
You're A Reject
(with the mildest of apologies to Lee Dorrian, Jim Whiteley and Mick Harris)
You're a reject
But why?
(length: 0m01s)
You're A Reject
(with the mildest of apologies to Lee Dorrian, Jim Whiteley and Mick Harris)
You're a reject
But why?
(length: 0m01s)
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time:
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Sympathy for the Backmarker
Heavily inspired by Sympathy for the Devil, written and performed by The Rolling Stones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
Please allow me to introduce myself,
I’m a man of wealth and taste,
I’ve been around for a long, long year,
Blocked many a legend and great,
And I’ve suffered plenty of crucibles,
Had my moments of doubt and pain,
Clutch blew up at Ascari,
My dreams up in smoke and flames,
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name,
But, what’s puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game,
I stuck around good ol’ Adelaide,
Found myself in front for a change,
Never mind that I was being lapped,
Il Leone roared in vain,
I drove a Life,
A year rife with strife,
Couldn’t find any pace,
Failed to pre-qualify,
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah,
Ah, what’s puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah,
I collapsed in tears,
With my Minardi beached,
Only laps to go,
Three points so close,
I radioed in,
“Coming in, I have too much grip”,
Then spun the car,
My head hung in shame,
Let me please introduce myself,
I’m a man of wealth and taste,
And I cut across Senna’s MP4,
Sparking rage in the heat of Spain,
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah,
But what’s puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby,
[Guitar Solo]
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah,
But what’s confusing you,
Is just the nature of my game,
Having watched the ascent of many greats,
And many a spectacular fall,
I’m not one of them,
Just call me “Backmarker”,
As I take my twenty-third place,
So if you meet me,
Have some courtesy,
Have some sympathy, and some taste,
Use all your well-earned politesse,
While my brakes are turning to paste, um yeah,
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down,
Woo, who,
Oh yeah, get on down,
Oh yeah,
Oh yeah!
[Minor Guitar Solo]
Tell me baby, what's my name,
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name,
Tell me baby, what's my name,
I tell you one time, I’m not to blame,
Ooo, who,
Ooo, who,
Ooo, who,
Ooo, who, who,
Ooo, who, who,
Ooo, who, who,
Ooo, who, who,
Oh, yeah,
What's my name.
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah...
Heavily inspired by Sympathy for the Devil, written and performed by The Rolling Stones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
Please allow me to introduce myself,
I’m a man of wealth and taste,
I’ve been around for a long, long year,
Blocked many a legend and great,
And I’ve suffered plenty of crucibles,
Had my moments of doubt and pain,
Clutch blew up at Ascari,
My dreams up in smoke and flames,
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name,
But, what’s puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game,
I stuck around good ol’ Adelaide,
Found myself in front for a change,
Never mind that I was being lapped,
Il Leone roared in vain,
I drove a Life,
A year rife with strife,
Couldn’t find any pace,
Failed to pre-qualify,
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah,
Ah, what’s puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah,
I collapsed in tears,
With my Minardi beached,
Only laps to go,
Three points so close,
I radioed in,
“Coming in, I have too much grip”,
Then spun the car,
My head hung in shame,
Let me please introduce myself,
I’m a man of wealth and taste,
And I cut across Senna’s MP4,
Sparking rage in the heat of Spain,
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah,
But what’s puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby,
[Guitar Solo]
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah,
But what’s confusing you,
Is just the nature of my game,
Having watched the ascent of many greats,
And many a spectacular fall,
I’m not one of them,
Just call me “Backmarker”,
As I take my twenty-third place,
So if you meet me,
Have some courtesy,
Have some sympathy, and some taste,
Use all your well-earned politesse,
While my brakes are turning to paste, um yeah,
Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down,
Woo, who,
Oh yeah, get on down,
Oh yeah,
Oh yeah!
[Minor Guitar Solo]
Tell me baby, what's my name,
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name,
Tell me baby, what's my name,
I tell you one time, I’m not to blame,
Ooo, who,
Ooo, who,
Ooo, who,
Ooo, who, who,
Ooo, who, who,
Ooo, who, who,
Ooo, who, who,
Oh, yeah,
What's my name.
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah...
Klon, on Alt-F1 wrote: I like to think it's more poker than gambling, though.
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
4 minutes, 33 (An ode to Marco Apicella, who's career lasted about that)
*Applause*
I thank you
*Applause*
I thank you
TORA! TORA! TORA!
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Reject's Paradise - A parody of Gangsta's Paradise/Amish Paradise
As I drive out the pitlane at the start of PQ
I take a look at my Life and realize the engine blew
Cause I've been struggling and plodding along,
That even my pitcrew think that my race is done
But I ain't never crossed the line and scored a point for it
I'm the teams number 2 you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're driving and qualifying
Or you and your teammate might not start the race
I really hate to crash but i'm gonna spin
As they look, I see myself in the engine smoke, cruel
I'm the kinda guy that all spectators wanna be like
On my lap in the wet and ignoring the rain light
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Look at the situation they got me facing
I can't start a single race, I was sacked by the team
So I gotta be down with Coloni
Too much DNQing only got me Eurobrun
I'm a driver paying cash with money all around
Got my 10 in my hand and a wallet of notes
In a conked out underpowered Ford Osella
And the gearbox is cracked so don't prepare for race day, fool
Firing's nothing but a heartbeat away,
I'm living life, do or die, what can I say
I'm 28th now, but will I qualify 26th
The way things are going I don't know
Tell me why are we so slow to see
That the car won't work for you and me
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Talent but no money, money but no talent
Weekend after weekend, year after year
Everybody's trying, but half of them ain't knowing
What's going on in pre-quali, but I know I ain't racing
They say I gotta race, but Rial's not up to standard
But they can't understand it, neither can Zakspeed
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they're done, that's why I know my team is out of cash, fool
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Tell me why are we so slow to see
That the car won't work for you and me
Tell me why are we so slow to see
That the car won't work for you and me
As I drive out the pitlane at the start of PQ
I take a look at my Life and realize the engine blew
Cause I've been struggling and plodding along,
That even my pitcrew think that my race is done
But I ain't never crossed the line and scored a point for it
I'm the teams number 2 you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're driving and qualifying
Or you and your teammate might not start the race
I really hate to crash but i'm gonna spin
As they look, I see myself in the engine smoke, cruel
I'm the kinda guy that all spectators wanna be like
On my lap in the wet and ignoring the rain light
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Look at the situation they got me facing
I can't start a single race, I was sacked by the team
So I gotta be down with Coloni
Too much DNQing only got me Eurobrun
I'm a driver paying cash with money all around
Got my 10 in my hand and a wallet of notes
In a conked out underpowered Ford Osella
And the gearbox is cracked so don't prepare for race day, fool
Firing's nothing but a heartbeat away,
I'm living life, do or die, what can I say
I'm 28th now, but will I qualify 26th
The way things are going I don't know
Tell me why are we so slow to see
That the car won't work for you and me
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Talent but no money, money but no talent
Weekend after weekend, year after year
Everybody's trying, but half of them ain't knowing
What's going on in pre-quali, but I know I ain't racing
They say I gotta race, but Rial's not up to standard
But they can't understand it, neither can Zakspeed
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they're done, that's why I know my team is out of cash, fool
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the reject's paradise
Tell me why are we so slow to see
That the car won't work for you and me
Tell me why are we so slow to see
That the car won't work for you and me
I like the way Snrub thinks!
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
What I'd really like to see of some recorded versions of these songs...
Watka - you know, the swimming horses guy
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
watka wrote:What I'd really like to see of some recorded versions of these songs...
I suppose I could record a version of my 4'33, but I must warn you that my singing voice isn't very good
I'm also waiting for one of you lyrical genii to come up with an "Apicella Acapella"..
TORA! TORA! TORA!
Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
FullMetalJack wrote:Reject's Paradise - A parody of Gangsta's Paradise
+1
This got me to remember a teacher I once had. He was really into letting us dissect lyrics of famous songs.
He handed out copies of lyrics on sheets of paper and we had to analyse them and later tell our thoughts on
what they could mean.
The only two songs I can remember are Gangsta's Paradise (the teacher thought it was a genius song )
and Mr. Tambourine Man by Dylan (our class came to the conclusion that the lyrics was about drugs).
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
I've got a good mind to turn Ensiferum's Wanderer into an ode to the drivers who swap teams left, right and centre without ever getting into a front-running car, possibly inspired by Nick Heidfeld.
Might take a while, though...
Might take a while, though...
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time:
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Kimi, after exiting his motorhome, ripped off a tune for the reporters in a karaoke bar. An edited version of "The Song Is Over" by The Who:
http://youtu.be/tFaFlJpB3Qg
The streak is over
It's all behind me
I should have known it
Team tried to tell me
Our race is over
They're all ahead now
I've got to learn it
I'm gonna sit out
I'll drive my car to the wide open spaces
I'll drive my car out to the infinite sea
I'll drive my car to the sky high mountains
I'll drive my car to the free, to the free
When I walked in through the door
Thought it was me Eric was looking for
E21 was the first car I ever digged
But it stopped as soon as it began
Our streak is over
It's all behind me
They're all ahead now
Can't hope to find me
This streak is over
I'm left with only tears
I must remember
Even if it takes a million years
The streak is over
The streak is over
except in one corner, pure and easy
Braking so free like a breath rippling by
http://youtu.be/tFaFlJpB3Qg
The streak is over
It's all behind me
I should have known it
Team tried to tell me
Our race is over
They're all ahead now
I've got to learn it
I'm gonna sit out
I'll drive my car to the wide open spaces
I'll drive my car out to the infinite sea
I'll drive my car to the sky high mountains
I'll drive my car to the free, to the free
When I walked in through the door
Thought it was me Eric was looking for
E21 was the first car I ever digged
But it stopped as soon as it began
Our streak is over
It's all behind me
They're all ahead now
Can't hope to find me
This streak is over
I'm left with only tears
I must remember
Even if it takes a million years
The streak is over
The streak is over
except in one corner, pure and easy
Braking so free like a breath rippling by
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Chilton Is Rising
http://youtu.be/4jazmdoxlpY
White bolts of lightning
Came out of nowhere
Blinded the pit crew
Creating the storm
War in Marussia
Vengeance ignited
Torment and tempest
Attacks like a swarm
Forged out of flame from chaos to destiny
Bringer of pain forever undying
Chilton is Rising
Eternal betrayer
Ice cold and evil
Taking no prisoners
Dark prince of the grid
Humanity trembles
Enslaving you sinners
You can't beg for mercy
For none will be saved
The burden of shame
Echos the prophecy
Ascending from Surrey
Forever despising
Chilton is Rising
Apprentice revealed
Deceivers are crying
By crucified steel
Evangelizing
Chilton is Rising
Chilton is Rising
http://youtu.be/4jazmdoxlpY
White bolts of lightning
Came out of nowhere
Blinded the pit crew
Creating the storm
War in Marussia
Vengeance ignited
Torment and tempest
Attacks like a swarm
Forged out of flame from chaos to destiny
Bringer of pain forever undying
Chilton is Rising
Eternal betrayer
Ice cold and evil
Taking no prisoners
Dark prince of the grid
Humanity trembles
Enslaving you sinners
You can't beg for mercy
For none will be saved
The burden of shame
Echos the prophecy
Ascending from Surrey
Forever despising
Chilton is Rising
Apprentice revealed
Deceivers are crying
By crucified steel
Evangelizing
Chilton is Rising
Chilton is Rising
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Disturbed song 'Fear', about Max Chilton.
http://youtu.be/DUniSnjxjcw
No lyrics altered.
Reject
Are you no one
Feel you nothing
You know I'll bet you think
You have a good reason to be living
In the limelight of the fortunate ones
you're too weakened by the poison
That they feed you in the living lie
They don't believe you
Call to no one
Trust in nothing
Little impotent one
Punk ass, are you listening?
Can you hear me or are you deaf and dumb to my language?
Do the real words seem to hurt you
Well put em' up motherf*****
You'll feel it
When I stamp it on your forehead
So you will never forget
That you're a reject
And you're no one
And you're nothing
Little impotent one
Fear awaken
Go with it now
And let it overcome you
Fear awaken
Your mind is racing
I don't understand why you don't like me
Why don't you like me?
Am I so different from you
Now does it scare you that I'm able to discern
What to love and what to burn
I'll add your fuel to the fire now
Hey reject
Are you no one
Feel you nothing
You know I'll bet you think
You have a good reason to be living
In the limelight of the fortunate ones you know
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Here's my version, this time about Life:FullMetalJack wrote:Here's my rendition of Smells Like Teen Spirit, as a tribute to AGS, since they don't have a profile
Oh AGS, was a fail
Streiff did his best to no avail
Nobody gave, them a chance
They are the worst team hailed from France
Reject drivers
Were a plenty
Yannick Dalmas
And Tarquini
Their non-reject
Was Capelli
But at least they
Beat Coloni
Scored a point thanks
To Moreno
From attrition?
Oh I think so
That's all i've got. This could be an interesting thread.
Unleash the W12, and start the car
It's fun to lose, and to DNPQ
Our car is slow & the engine sucks
Oh no, I know a dirty word
(Something to replace the "hello,hello,hello, how low" part)
We have D.Brabham!
That is enough
To get sponsorship
Becuz' of his name
Oh, he is slow
Let's get Jack-O-Malley
And Judd, as well
Oh no, W12 is the best
Forza Forti!
Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Goodbye, Paul.
http://youtu.be/FowwI4Yuasc
The one and only Neil Diamond, folks.
http://youtu.be/FowwI4Yuasc
The one and only Neil Diamond, folks.
I believe in happy endings
Starry skies and dreams come true
I've believed it since I first saw you
I believe in new beginnings
Extra innings, brand new starts
Loving hearts that care the way you do
All these things and happy endings too
Sad songs bring me right down with the blues
Glad songs take me wherever I choose
And I choose to be there
So that I
Can declare why
I believe in happy endings
You're the reason, DTM's the way
And I'll believe it till my dying day
I know the cost of tears and trouble (in F1)
Some get lost, some make it through
Me, I felt it, 'cause I always knew
That you believed in happy endings too
Sad songs bring me right down with the blues
Glad songs take me where ever I choose
And I choose to be there
So that I
Can declare
I know the cost of tears and troubles (in F1)
You got lost, but you got through (DTM)
And you made it, 'cause you always knew
That you believed in happy endings too
You and DTM and happy endings too
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
John Booth sings a strictly platonic version of Billy Joel's 'Just The Way You Are', to Max Chilton.
http://youtu.be/HaA3YZ6QdJU
Don't go changing, to try and please me,
You never let me down before,
Don't imagine, you're too familiar,
And I don't see you anymore.
I would not leave you, in times of trouble,
We never could have come this far,
I took the good times, I'll take the bad times,
I'll take you just the way you are.
Don't go trying, some new fashion,
Don't change the colour of your hair,
You always have my, unspoken passion,
Although I might not seem to care.
I don't want clever Q3 qualifications,
I never want to work that hard,
I just want someone, that I can talk to,
I want you just the way you are.
I need to know that you will always be
The same old someone that I knew,
What will it take till you believe in me,
The way that I believe in you?
I said I love you, and that's forever,
And this I promise from the heart,
I couldn't love you, any better,
I love you just the way you are.
I don't want clever Q3 qualifications
I never want to work that hard,
I just want someone, that I can talk to,
I want you just the way you are
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Narain Karthikeyan sings his version of Alanis Morissette's 'Hand In My Pocket'
http://youtu.be/aTgrASzzUXU
I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor but I'm kind
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah
I'm high but I'm grounded (by FIA)
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost (on track) but I'm hopeful, baby
What it all comes down to
Is that HRT's gonna be fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand in my cockpit
And the other one is giving a high five
I feel drunk but I'm sober
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah
I care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry, baby
What it all comes down to
Is that HRT's gonna be quite alright
'cause I've got one hand in my cockpit
And the other one is flicking a cigarette
And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
'cause I've got one hand in my cockpit
And the other one is giving the peace sign
I'm free but I'm focused
I'm green but I'm wise
I'm hard but I'm friendly, baby
I'm sad but I'm laughing (Aus DNQ)
I'm brave but I'm chickenshit
I'm sick but I'm pretty, baby
And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's (in the team) really got it figured out just yet
but I've got one hand in my cockpit
And the other one is playing the PSP
And what it all comes down to my friends, yeah
Is that HRT's just fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand in my cockpit
And the other one is hailing a Safety Car
http://youtu.be/aTgrASzzUXU
I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor but I'm kind
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah
I'm high but I'm grounded (by FIA)
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost (on track) but I'm hopeful, baby
What it all comes down to
Is that HRT's gonna be fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand in my cockpit
And the other one is giving a high five
I feel drunk but I'm sober
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah
I care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry, baby
What it all comes down to
Is that HRT's gonna be quite alright
'cause I've got one hand in my cockpit
And the other one is flicking a cigarette
And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
'cause I've got one hand in my cockpit
And the other one is giving the peace sign
I'm free but I'm focused
I'm green but I'm wise
I'm hard but I'm friendly, baby
I'm sad but I'm laughing (Aus DNQ)
I'm brave but I'm chickenshit
I'm sick but I'm pretty, baby
And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's (in the team) really got it figured out just yet
but I've got one hand in my cockpit
And the other one is playing the PSP
And what it all comes down to my friends, yeah
Is that HRT's just fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand in my cockpit
And the other one is hailing a Safety Car
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
I know that Alonso and Felipe-Baby are not rejects, but they inspired my parody of this song.
Corona - The rhythm of the night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw
This is Fernando for the win
The win, oh yeah,
Fernando for the win
He'll be the fastest for all life
All life, oh yeah
The fastest for all life
I know he is the fastest...
I could put some joy upon Bahrain,
Or sunshine in Marina Bay,
Take me to Turkey
Your baby I'll always be
Oh Rob, I still love what you say
But can you make me win again?
Slow and slow I go
Each time I hear you say
This is Fernando for the win
The win, oh yeah,
Fernando for the win
He'll be the fastest for all life
All life, oh yeah
The fastest for all life
I know he is the fastest...
Won't you teach me how to overtake?
There is nothing left for me to win
I'm the slowest one
And I will end 15th
I don't wanna end this race in tears
Rob, you see me, I'm in Brazil
Say something to me,
No reason to be fast
I know he is the fastest
This is Fernando for the win
The win, oh yeah,
Fernando for the win
He'll be the fastest for all life
All life, oh yeah
The fastest for all life
Corona - The rhythm of the night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw
This is Fernando for the win
The win, oh yeah,
Fernando for the win
He'll be the fastest for all life
All life, oh yeah
The fastest for all life
I know he is the fastest...
I could put some joy upon Bahrain,
Or sunshine in Marina Bay,
Take me to Turkey
Your baby I'll always be
Oh Rob, I still love what you say
But can you make me win again?
Slow and slow I go
Each time I hear you say
This is Fernando for the win
The win, oh yeah,
Fernando for the win
He'll be the fastest for all life
All life, oh yeah
The fastest for all life
I know he is the fastest...
Won't you teach me how to overtake?
There is nothing left for me to win
I'm the slowest one
And I will end 15th
I don't wanna end this race in tears
Rob, you see me, I'm in Brazil
Say something to me,
No reason to be fast
I know he is the fastest
This is Fernando for the win
The win, oh yeah,
Fernando for the win
He'll be the fastest for all life
All life, oh yeah
The fastest for all life
I'm Perry McCarthy and Taki Inoue's fan number 1 and I always will be.
My twitter: @Miluuu_Sunshine
My twitter: @Miluuu_Sunshine
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Jocke1 wrote::lol:
What Jocke said
Watka - you know, the swimming horses guy
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Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:I know that Alonso and Felipe-Baby are not rejects, but they inspired my parody of this song.
Corona - The rhythm of the night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw
This is Fernando for the win
The win, oh yeah,
Fernando for the win
He'll be the fastest for all life
All life, oh yeah
The fastest for all life
I know he is the fastest...
I could put some joy upon Bahrain,
Or sunshine in Marina Bay,
Take me to Turkey
Your baby I'll always be
Oh Rob, I still love what you say
But can you make me win again?
Slow and slow I go
Each time I hear you say
This is Fernando for the win
The win, oh yeah,
Fernando for the win
He'll be the fastest for all life
All life, oh yeah
The fastest for all life
I know he is the fastest...
Won't you teach me how to overtake?
There is nothing left for me to win
I'm the slowest one
And I will end 15th
I don't wanna end this race in tears
Rob, you see me, I'm in Brazil
Say something to me,
No reason to be fast
I know he is the fastest
This is Fernando for the win
The win, oh yeah,
Fernando for the win
He'll be the fastest for all life
All life, oh yeah
The fastest for all life
That is amazing
aerond wrote:Yes RDD, but we always knew you never had any sort of taste either
tommykl wrote:I have a shite car and meme sponsors, but Corrado Fabi will carry me to the promised land with the power of Lionel Richie.
Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
http://youtu.be/Qt2mbGP6vFI
Silverstone
She calls out to the marshal on the straight
"Sir, can you help me?"
"The oil's cold and I've nowhere to pit,
Is there somewhere you can tell me?"
He walks on, doesn't look back
He pretends he can't hear her
Starts to whistle as he crosses the straight
Seems embarrassed to be there
Oh think twice, 'cause it's another day for
You and Susie in (Reject) paradise
Oh think twice, it's just another day for you,
You and Susie in paradise
Think about it
She calls out to the marshal on the straight
He can see she's been crying
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet
She can't walk but she's trying
Oh think twice...
Just think about it
Oh lord, is there nothing more anybody can do?
Ohhhh oh lord, there must be something you can say?
You can tell from the lines on her face
You can see that she's been there
Probably been moved on from every pit
'Cos she didn't fit in there
Oh think twice...
Just think about it
It's just another day for You and Susie in paradise
Paradise !!
Silverstone
She calls out to the marshal on the straight
"Sir, can you help me?"
"The oil's cold and I've nowhere to pit,
Is there somewhere you can tell me?"
He walks on, doesn't look back
He pretends he can't hear her
Starts to whistle as he crosses the straight
Seems embarrassed to be there
Oh think twice, 'cause it's another day for
You and Susie in (Reject) paradise
Oh think twice, it's just another day for you,
You and Susie in paradise
Think about it
She calls out to the marshal on the straight
He can see she's been crying
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet
She can't walk but she's trying
Oh think twice...
Just think about it
Oh lord, is there nothing more anybody can do?
Ohhhh oh lord, there must be something you can say?
You can tell from the lines on her face
You can see that she's been there
Probably been moved on from every pit
'Cos she didn't fit in there
Oh think twice...
Just think about it
It's just another day for You and Susie in paradise
Paradise !!
-*:-
Re: Ladies and gentlemen, I'M REJECTFUL...
Jocke1 wrote:Just think about it
It's just another day for You and Susie in paradise
Paradise !!
It is... in my dreams.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.