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Salamander wrote:
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Were you annoyed by the San Marino Grand Prix being in Italy and not San Marino? Were you annoyed by the Luxembourg Grand Prix being in Germany and not Luxembourg?


Did an Italian Grand Prix also take place in Italy for every single instance of the San Marino Grand Prix? Did a German Grand Prix also take place in Germany for every single instance of the Luxembourg Grand Prix?

Will there be an Azerbaijani Grand Prix in Azerbaijan when it also hosts the European Grand Prix?


No, but again, does it even matter what it's called? There are far, far, far more important things to worry about than the name of a single race.


I agree; I was just stating why some people find it funny, and why your examples against this feeling aren't exactly the best.

I saw the idea (on RichardsF1) that this announcement was timed to take the focus away from the Ecclestone trial, which really must be destroying the reputation of Formula One if hosting a Grand Prix in an authoritarian quasi-dictatorship with severe question marks over its human rights, governmental corruption and press freedom records is considered a step in the right direction.

With the precedent set, I look forward to seeing the American Grand Prix in Venezuela, and the African Grand Prix taking place in Angola.
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eytl wrote:I saw a documentary last year about how the modern, advanced, rich waterfront / promenade image which Azerbaijan is trying to promote via these high-profile events hides some worrying issues beneath the surface, but perhaps that's opening the usual can of worms about sport and politics and human rights.


The current president of the country is the son of the former one, and has won three elections, always polling over 85% of the vote, which is clearly suspicious. What is even more interesting is his father's political history, as the guy was the leader of the Azerbaijani Soviet Socialist Republic, as well as a member of the Soviet Politburo, during the 70s and most of the 80s. He managed to have quite a bit of power in his home country, and it's said he used to give Brezhnev pompous presents to retain his favour. He then became a victim of Gorbachev's reforms - but he reinvented himself as an Azerbaijani nationalist and came back to power a few years after the fall of socialism.

So, Azerbaijan has basically been ruled by the same family for the last 40 years, which usually isn't a sign of democratic strength.
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I hope Eurovision (or really anything with "Euro" in it) sponsors the race, so we can call it the
"Eurovision European Grand Prix of Europe".
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Waris wrote:I hope Eurovision (or really anything with "Euro" in it) sponsors the race, so we can call it the
"Eurovision European Grand Prix of Europe".


YES. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I would say the naming of this Grand Prix, the hosting of the Eurovision (because that was defo a political move involving much dosh) and stuff like their sponsorship of Atletico Madrid is all evidence that they're making a concerted push to be recognised as 'European'. Best way of doing that? Not be a corrupt borderline authoritarian state with a dreadful human rights record.
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RonDenisDeletraz wrote:
Waris wrote:I hope Eurovision (or really anything with "Euro" in it) sponsors the race, so we can call it the
"Eurovision European Grand Prix of Europe".


YES. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ok you lost me, what the bathplug is Eurovision? :D
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Wallio wrote:Ok you lost me, what the bathplug is Eurovision? :D


A grand celebration of European high culture and music.

Here's an example.
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Wallio wrote:Ok you lost me, what the bathplug is Eurovision? :D


:shock:

We have a spy in our midst! No one who regularly follows the F1 Rejects Podcast wouldn't know what Eurovision is!
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Wallio wrote:Ok you lost me, what the bathplug is Eurovision? :D

Some european singing contest with deliberatly political voting which Britain are really quite shite at. :lol: (The last British win was in 1997).
This years competition is being held in Denmark this coming Saturday.
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roblomas52 wrote:
Wallio wrote:Ok you lost me, what the bathplug is Eurovision? :D

Some european singing contest with deliberatly political voting which Britain are really quite shite at. :lol: (The last British win was in 1997).
This years competition is being held in Denmark this coming Saturday.


My personal British favourite was this from 2006:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBrW-SBA5a8

Terry Wogan's introduction says it all... :lol:

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Ben Gilbert wrote:
Wallio wrote:Ok you lost me, what the bathplug is Eurovision? :D


:shock:

We have a spy in our midst! No one who regularly follows the F1 Rejects Podcast wouldn't know what Eurovision is!



I admit, I don't listen to the podcast. nd so its yet another "American Idol" type thingy. Is Simon involved in this one as well?
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Wallio wrote:
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Wallio wrote:Ok you lost me, what the bathplug is Eurovision? :D


:shock:

We have a spy in our midst! No one who regularly follows the F1 Rejects Podcast wouldn't know what Eurovision is!



I admit, I don't listen to the podcast. nd so its yet another "American Idol" type thingy. Is Simon involved in this one as well?


Nah it's a pretty old-fashioned continent-wide 'song' competition - running since the 50s during the first push for a European identity - supposedly voted on by the public but heavily criticised for political blok voting (e.g. former Soviet states all voting for each other). Back in the day Ireland dominated. Those were good times.
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shinji wrote:Nah it's a pretty old-fashioned continent-wide 'song' competition - running since the 50s during the first push for a European identity - supposedly voted on by the public but heavily criticised for political blok voting (e.g. former Soviet states all voting for each other). Back in the day Ireland dominated. Those were good times.

And originally it was supposed to promote the musical values of each nation (with a pop flair of course - not folk!), and in the first few decades many entrants sang in their own native language. But nowadays it's merely a competition of who can make the most earwormy 3-minute pop piece which is then played to death on radio during the next summer...
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Once in a while, every country decides to have an actually decent artist have a go, and they make a decent song out of it.

And then, there's Moldova.
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Austria has a bearded lady this year....
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shinji wrote:Back in the day Ireland dominated. Those were good times.

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roblomas52 wrote:Some european singing contest with deliberatly political voting which Britain are really quite shite at. :lol: (The last British win was in 1997).

I don't really agree with this (although it may apply to the last few years). At least it didn't take 45 years for Britain to win just once. And they haven't finished last nine times...

The UK actually deserved to win more often, especially in the 70s. Based on the songs that I have actually heard (I have watched Eurovision for many years but I'm not really familiar with the earlier decades), The Shadows and The New Seekers had much better songs than the ones that actually won in those years.

ESC is a good way for the winning act to get their 15 minutes of fame. Other than ABBA and Celine Dion, the winners remain just as obscure as they were before they won.
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tommykl wrote:Once in a while, every country decides to have an actually decent artist have a go, and they make a decent song out of it.

And then, there's Moldova.


Excuse me! I have liked several of the Moldovan entries over the years!

On a semi-serious note, I have always wondered what it would be like if Jamie and I sat down to commentate the Eurovision Song Contest ...
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It's not about the winners, it's about the many rejectful songs turning into cult status! Obviously a lot of them were deliberatly rejectful.
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This wrote:It's not about the winners, it's about the many rejectful songs turning into cult status! Obviously a lot of them were deliberatly rejectful.


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This wrote:It's not about the winners, it's about the many rejectful songs turning into cult status! Obviously a lot of them were deliberatly rejectful.

As this thread has transformed into one about Eurovision (which I entirely approve of), I will post a truly rejectful song. It actually placed last in the Finnish qualifications back in 1973. It features a group of kids singing about a great shop where one can take trash and trade it for happiness... or something like that. The songwriters have even been friendly enough to include a chorus in English so everyone can understand this lovely song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y8wt0e9SEk

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Meatwad wrote:
This wrote:It's not about the winners, it's about the many rejectful songs turning into cult status! Obviously a lot of them were deliberatly rejectful.

As this thread has transformed into one about Eurovision (which I entirely approve of), I will post a truly rejectful song. It actually placed last in the Finnish qualifications back in 1973. It features a group of kids singing about a great shop where one can take trash and trade it for happiness... or something like that. The songwriters have even been friendly enough to include a chorus in English so everyone can understand this lovely song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y8wt0e9SEk

Watch at your own risk.

No wonder Finland has the record of most last places :D
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shinji wrote:Back in the day Ireland dominated. Those were good times.

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Well, look no further than Portugal for a reject country in Eurovision. Never won, never placed in the top five and one 6th in 1996. That, my friends, complies with reject requirements! :)

Some songs did went into cult status, like Paulo de Carvalho's 'E depois do Adeus' which was dead last in 1974, the year the dictatorship fell in Portugal (whence it went cult). As a bonus, Portugal managed 0 points in two separate occasions, 64 and 97.

Obviously it won't help if we keep going with unknown people like this year's terrible song (which follows a cheesy kind of music called 'pimba' in Portugal): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcTiPW-X8q4

Or famous people/groups which nobody but small town Portuguese folks likes (as it is proven by the voting): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWLX83XLmCs

Or better/worse yet, non musical people like this group of comedians (true story!): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3EMUJCn3iI
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This wrote:
Meatwad wrote:
This wrote:It's not about the winners, it's about the many rejectful songs turning into cult status! Obviously a lot of them were deliberatly rejectful.

As this thread has transformed into one about Eurovision (which I entirely approve of), I will post a truly rejectful song. It actually placed last in the Finnish qualifications back in 1973. It features a group of kids singing about a great shop where one can take trash and trade it for happiness... or something like that. The songwriters have even been friendly enough to include a chorus in English so everyone can understand this lovely song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y8wt0e9SEk

Watch at your own risk.

No wonder Finland has the record of most last places :D


Finland fluke won in 2006 with Lordi, so it is no longer a reject at Eurovision! ;)

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DanielPT wrote:Well, look no further than Portugal for a reject country in Eurovision. Never won, never placed in the top five and one 6th in 1996. That, my friends, complies with reject requirements! :)

Some songs did went into cult status, like Paulo de Carvalho's 'E depois do Adeus' which was dead last in 1974, the year the dictatorship fell in Portugal (whence it went cult). As a bonus, Portugal managed 0 points in two separate occasions, 64 and 97.

Obviously it won't help if we keep going with unknown people like this year's terrible song (which follows a cheesy kind of music called 'pimba' in Portugal): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcTiPW-X8q4

Or famous people/groups which nobody but small town Portuguese folks likes (as it is proven by the voting): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWLX83XLmCs

Or better/worse yet, non musical people like this group of comedians (true story!): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3EMUJCn3iI


Don't worry, Portugal has contributed one of my favourite Eurovision songs of all time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjFgNdpFJYo

A beautiful little song.
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DanielPT wrote:Well, look no further than Portugal for a reject country in Eurovision. Never won, never placed in the top five and one 6th in 1996. That, my friends, complies with reject requirements! :)

Some songs did went into cult status, like Paulo de Carvalho's 'E depois do Adeus' which was dead last in 1974, the year the dictatorship fell in Portugal (whence it went cult). As a bonus, Portugal managed 0 points in two separate occasions, 64 and 97.

Obviously it won't help if we keep going with unknown people like this year's terrible song (which follows a cheesy kind of music called 'pimba' in Portugal): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcTiPW-X8q4

Or famous people/groups which nobody but small town Portuguese folks likes (as it is proven by the voting): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWLX83XLmCs

Or better/worse yet, non musical people like this group of comedians (true story!): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3EMUJCn3iI


Still can't believe that, well, that some of those "songs" represented Portugal. We're trully going on the way to becoming even more rejectfull than we already here.
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eytl wrote:Don't worry, Portugal has contributed one of my favourite Eurovision songs of all time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjFgNdpFJYo

A beautiful little song.


At least we have that! ;)

It got a 15th place. Not bad really. Bearing in mind that, at least for me, they were absolutely unknown before that and disappeared ever since...

That happened with most singers/band/musicians that we sent to the Eurovision with the last one having a remotely well known and respected musical reputation was Rita Guerra in 03. Have in mind that this reputation came before going into Eurovision because, after, she too disappeared into oblivion.

Miguel98 wrote:Still can't believe that, well, that some of those "songs" represented Portugal. We're trully going on the way to becoming even more rejectfull than we already here.


Well, what better presentation line can we have other than being the longest running country without a win?

I'm quite proud of that one. :lol:
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On the F1 Rejects podcast, a piece of music is often used as intros to sections. For race reviews, a Eurovision track would often be used for the Spanish GP, while versions of "Istanbul, not Constantinople" would be used for the Turkish GP. How about versions of "Back in the USSR" for both the Russian and Azerbaijani GPs, if either/both of them go ahead?
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There is a Connection to Formula 1 with last years Spanish entry which was sang by Fernando Alonso's Ex Wife
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WeirdKerr wrote:There is a Connection to Formula 1 with last years Spanish entry which was sang by Fernando Alonso's Ex Wife

And Alonso was also mentioned in the Spanish entry from 2008, along with other Spanish celebrities. :)
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shinji wrote:Nah it's a pretty old-fashioned continent-wide 'song' competition - running since the 50s during the first push for a European identity - supposedly voted on by the public but heavily criticised for political blok voting (e.g. former Soviet states all voting for each other). Back in the day Ireland dominated. Those were good times.

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Talking about rejects entries:
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Worse: both got a second place overall.
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another link with Eurovision and F1... ?

Slim Borgudd was drummer for ABBA....
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shinji wrote:Nah it's a pretty old-fashioned continent-wide 'song' competition - running since the 50s during the first push for a European identity - supposedly voted on by the public but heavily criticised for political blok voting (e.g. former Soviet states all voting for each other). Back in the day Ireland dominated. Those were good times.

Those were old times :P


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So many years following both F1 Rejects and the Eurovision Song Contest, and it's only now that I learn that the latter has a cult following here? Wow. And quite a few things to comment on on this page!

shinji wrote:
Wallio wrote:Ok you lost me, what the bathplug is Eurovision? :D


A grand celebration of European high culture and music.

Here's an example.


If we have to go for 2008, I like this one better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8FbpoSLk2E :mrgreen:

Actually, Eurovision is now what is has always been: an excuse to seat millions of Europeans in front of their TVs, one day of the year, for a reason other than football. And I tell you, it still does a terrific job at that. In fact, with the advent of social media I would say Eurovision is stronger than ever - there's nothing quite like commenting on the contest as it unfolds!

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Wallio wrote:Ok you lost me, what the bathplug is Eurovision? :D

Some european singing contest with deliberatly political voting which Britain are really quite shite at. :lol: (The last British win was in 1997).
This years competition is being held in Denmark this coming Saturday.


It's not a coincidence that Britain's last win was in 97 - the rule about singing in your own language, which had been in place since the beginning except for a short period in the 70s (when ABBA won with Waterloo), was dropped in 1998. Before that, Ireland and the UK had an obvious advantage, as European audiences are more used to English than to other languages. It's for this same reason that France, Luxembourg and Monaco used to win a lot in the early years of the contest, when French was still more popular than English in the continent. Back then the vote was made by a jury, but the point still applies.

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WeirdKerr wrote:There is a Connection to Formula 1 with last years Spanish entry which was sang by Fernando Alonso's Ex Wife

And Alonso was also mentioned in the Spanish entry from 2008, along with other Spanish celebrities. :)


The entry was quite rejectful as well, finishing 25th out of 26, alongside Ireland in the last row of the grid for Pacific. (Now it seems I've messed up things)

After a decent effort by Pastora Soler in 2012, last year was a very bad one for us. Alonso's former wife cannot sing, but this is a moot point as the 2011 Azerbaijan duo managed to win with a disastrous vocal performance in the final (and Lena won for Germany in 2010 without even singing! :lol: ). As soon as I heard the song I understood we were doomed, it transmitted absolutely nothing and we kept singing in Spanish. If we are going to stick with singing in Spanish, we need to do something different to achieve a decent result. This year's one should be better, it is a better song, mostly in English for the first time ever, although I would have preferred either to go the "full English" route or stick with Spanish instead.

As for the political voting, it got to the point that many countries started to openly troll the contest. Traditionally, each country had its own jury, but from 1998 the vote was fully made by the public through SMS. This led to diaspora voting: Turkey would ALWAYS make it to the top 10, no matter what song they sent; Serbia-Croatia-Bosnia-Slovenia-Macedonia-Montenegro always voted for each other, and the same for Russia-Ukraine-Belarus-etc, as artists known in many of those countries would enter and minorities still can be found everywhere, as we've seen lately with the Ukrainian conflict, so they ended up voting for each other. Similar things happened with Nordic and Baltic countries.

The "traditional countries" that were entering the contest before the fall of the wall got bored by this, as they felt they no longer had a realistic chance of winning. For 2008 we had Dustin the Turkey, and Spain sent Rodolfo Chikilicuatre which was also a mockery (and still finished higher that our two or three previous, "serious" entries). In the end, the European Broadcasting Union, which organises the contest, had to reach a compromise - they didn't want to lose the income they get from people calling, so they went for a split 50/50 voting system where every country again has a national jury, and their results are combined with those of the televoting. I believe the show has improved - it still has room for contestants such as the "Russian Grandmas" who finished second a couple of years ago, but the focus has gone a bit back to songs and the political voting has somewhat reduced. You just have to look at the Netherlands - they finished in the top 10 last year and this year are suddenly looking like favourites for the win on Saturday, something that was impossible for them just a few years ago.
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Re: Azerbaijan!!!

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Ferrim wrote:So many years following both F1 Rejects and the Eurovision Song Contest, and it's only now that I learn that the latter has a cult following here? Wow. And quite a few things to comment on on this page!


Right now, I'm not sure what I'm looking forward to more this weekend! ;)

Ferrim wrote:The entry was quite rejectful as well, finishing 25th out of 26, alongside Ireland in the last row of the grid for Pacific. (Now it seems I've messed up things)

After a decent effort by Pastora Soler in 2012, last year was a very bad one for us. Alonso's former wife cannot sing, but this is a moot point as the 2011 Azerbaijan duo managed to win with a disastrous vocal performance in the final (and Lena won for Germany in 2010 without even singing! :lol: ). As soon as I heard the song I understood we were doomed, it transmitted absolutely nothing and we kept singing in Spanish. If we are going to stick with singing in Spanish, we need to do something different to achieve a decent result. This year's one should be better, it is a better song, mostly in English for the first time ever, although I would have preferred either to go the "full English" route or stick with Spanish instead.


Has Spain had a good entry since this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T3XhQXHgSc <--- another one of my all-time Eurovision favourites!

Ferrim wrote:The "traditional countries" that were entering the contest before the fall of the wall got bored by this, as they felt they no longer had a realistic chance of winning. For 2008 we had Dustin the Turkey, and Spain sent Rodolfo Chikilicuatre which was also a mockery (and still finished higher that our two or three previous, "serious" entries).


Well, some smaller countries can also bring joke entries. I give you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBAdOlQPbwg

They even got booed by the crowd, and still came 6th! Winners indeed!
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Re: Azerbaijan!!!

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eytl wrote:Well, some smaller countries can also bring joke entries. I give you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBAdOlQPbwg

They even got booed by the crowd, and still came 6th! Winners indeed!

That is my favourite Eurovision entry of all time!
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Re: Azerbaijan!!!

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Meh, Belgium was trolling Eurovision before it was a cool thing to do They claimed publicly their ambition was to finish last, and they didn't even manage that, because somehow Portugal liked it :D
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