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Reverie Planetarian wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MlsMVzrp2o
"I was having a s**t."


8 posts earlier...

dr-baker wrote:
takagi_for_the_win wrote:
Ataxia wrote:"Well, there's one thing that's driven me to go as quickly as possible in the races...IBS."

Classic :lol:

--->>>Indeed it was!<<<---


:roll: ;)
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"Screw this, I'm off to V8 Supercars"
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dr-baker wrote:
8 posts earlier...

dr-baker wrote:
takagi_for_the_win wrote:Classic :lol:

--->>>Indeed it was!<<<---


:roll: ;)

Hehe.

"Great minds think alike," or "crap, I should really check the links?" YOU DECIDE!
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing.
All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy!

...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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"I know this is a bit out of the ordinary but I'd like to take this opportunity today to talk to you all about Jesus..."
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Reverie Planetarian wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
8 posts earlier...

dr-baker wrote:--->>>Indeed it was!<<<---


:roll: ;)

Hehe.

"Great minds think alike," or "crap, I should really check the links?" YOU DECIDE!

Oh, I don't know. If I say the second, then I will probably end up doing it myself soon... So "Great Minds Think Alike," I suppose! ;)

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I would love for this to really happen. Unless it also involves Neil Horan...
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watka wrote:
takagi_for_the_win wrote:Yes Frank, thanks for giving me an near unbeatable car, but now I think I'll move to Arrows! I mean, what could possibly go wrong?


I assume that you actually know that Hill had no choice but to leave Williams at the end of 1996... :?

Of course, I don't live in a dustbin

I just felt it would work pretty well as a bad thing to say on the back of a WDC
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"I'd like to thank my rival for generously donating his nosecone on lap two..."
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing.
All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy!

...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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dr-baker wrote:
CoopsII wrote:"I know this is a bit out of the ordinary but I'd like to take this opportunity today to talk to you all about Jesus..."

I would love for this to really happen. Unless it also involves Neil Horan...


I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
Watka - you know, the swimming horses guy
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watka wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
CoopsII wrote:"I know this is a bit out of the ordinary but I'd like to take this opportunity today to talk to you all about Jesus..."

I would love for this to really happen. Unless it also involves Neil Horan...


I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!

I have an eye for them, but to be honest, I am far too shy to ask any out on a date, hence why I am still single!
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
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dr-baker wrote:
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!

I have an eye for them, but to be honest, I am far too shy to ask any out on a date, hence why I am still single!

Of course, that's why you're still single. :P
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UgncreativeUsergname wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!

I have an eye for them, but to be honest, I am far too shy to ask any out on a date, hence why I am still single!

Of course, that's why you're still single. :P

Completely logical conclusion: dr-baker = jesus?
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This wrote:Completely logical conclusion: dr-baker = jesus?

Oh no, that's blatently HWNSNBM! ;) Or is it Max Chilton? I'm confused.

So clearly not Jesus then!



(56,000th post in the EvdP Forum. Just sayin'...)
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"...IN BED."
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing.
All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy!

...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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I think next year i'll drive the car instead of that other dude that I hired.
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FullMetalJack wrote:I think next year i'll drive the car instead of that other dude that I hired...

...Susie I think her name was. Susie Wolff....
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We can't always win races like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you'd say.

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If Stirling Moss was world champion now...
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Stramala wrote:If Stirling Moss was world champion now...
"It was a tough title battle with Sutil, but at least the right person won the title. We can't be having those poofters winning a proper man's sport, can we?"
"I am delighted to be champion. The title fight ended the correct way. Having that coloured chap Hamilton winning would have been a travesty."
"I was lucky to win today. They shouldn't allow totty on the racetrack, Visser was in my way and held me up. Never mind she's in a Toro Rosso, had a chap been in that car I'd not have had a problem."


Shockingly accurate...love it!
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That'll piss off the tobacco sponsors.
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"Damn, I promised the Indian bookmakers that the championship would continue to either Abu Dhabi or Brazil!"
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dr-baker wrote:"Damn, I promised the Indian bookmakers that the championship would continue to either Abu Dhabi or Brazil!"

Or Texas
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"I dunno, might do something challenging next time."

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