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All hail Murray!

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Murray Walker wrote:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH! AND LOOK AT THAT! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! I'M 80 YEARS OLD TODAY!

James Hunt (from beyond the grave), Jonathan Palmer and Martin Brundle wrote:I think you'll find you're 90, Murray.

Murray Walker wrote:FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTASTIC! And I've got to stop, because I've got some celebratory champagne in my throat.

Kimi Räikkönen wrote:Perkele! That is mine! Give it back!

Murray Walker wrote:IT'S RÄIKKÖNEN! HE'S LOST IT! HE'S OUT OF CONTROL!

James Hunt (from beyond the grave) wrote:You unhand my old pal, or I'll jump right out of this grave and bloody thump you one. And stop using my name in jetski races.

Ayrton Senna (from beyond the grave) wrote:Can I help?

Eddie Irvine wrote:No, ye big eejit.

Nelson Piquet wrote:Can I help? I'm still alive.

Eliseo Salazar wrote:No.

HWNSNBM wrote:IN THE NAME OF ME, I COMMAND YOU ALL TO STOP THIS FIGHTING. IT'S MURRAY'S BIRTHDAY AND ALL YOU LOT CAN DO IS THREATEN EACH OTHER? NOW KNOCK IT OFF!

James Hunt and Ayrton Senna (from beyond the grave), Eddie Irvine, Nelson Piquet and Eliseo Salazar wrote:Yes master, sorry master. We won't do it again.

HWNSNBM wrote:AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?

Kimi Räikkönen wrote:Yes.

Damon Hill wrote:Well, that all worked out fine, didn't it? Happy birthday, Murray!

David Coulthard wrote:Aye, but ye lost ye're bubbly. Get ye're Sassenach puss round this!

Damon Hill wrote:Is that...

David Coulthard wrote:Coatbridge table wine? Aye.

Damon Hill wrote:I thought that Crazy Dave personality was something Sniff Petrol came up with when you joined Red Bull...

Richard Porter wrote:So did I!

Christian Horner wrote:We did, too. Whose idea do you think it was for us to be the party animal team?

Helmut Marko wrote:It vasn't me. I haf no sense of humour.

David Coulthard wrote:Dinnae talk pish, all of ye! Now haud your wheesht and watch this... *crack* *glug* *glug* *glug*

Murray Walker wrote:OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH! MY GOODNESS! DAVID COULTHARD! I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE!

Damon Hill wrote:He's completely legless...

Alessandro Zanardi wrote:Who-a you calling legless?

Damon Hill wrote:Sorry about that, Sandro. Keep training for Rio, right?

Alessandro Zanardi wrote:Si! *rockets off into the distance on his handbike*

David Coulthard wrote:D'ye all want a fight?

Johnny Carwash wrote:*appears suddenly out of nowhere* Hey, who fancy-a pint?

HWNSNBM wrote:*papaya... hits Johnny on the head*

Jonathan Palmer wrote:Lavaggi gets a little bit in the way there...

Johnny Carwash wrote:*gets up, dusts himself down* Hey, who-a you?

David Coulthard wrote:I'm going tae kick your heed in...

HWNSNBM wrote:*angry* COULTHARD! NEM! *papaya... hits Johnny somewhere painful*

Jonathan Palmer wrote:That's Lavaggi, and he's getting even more in the way there! Now he really should be moving on, moving out of the way, he's desperately slow, he's there because of his money...

Johnny Carwash wrote:*throws 500-euro notes around* Si, loadsamoney, what-a you say, Signor Enfield?

Harry Enfield wrote:Now, I do not believe you wanted to do that, did you?

Cyril Abiteboul wrote:AAAAAAAH! MONEY! GIVE!

John Booth wrote:EY OOP! MONEY! GIVE!

Cyril Abiteboul wrote:MINE!

John Booth wrote:MINE!

David Coulthard wrote:FIGHT!

Jean-Denis Délétraz wrote:Throwing money around? I thought that was my job? *throws £500 notes around from a Monopoly board*

Murray Walker wrote:And what is Délétraz doing?

Absolutely everyone in the F1 Rejects universe, including all the spambots wrote:NEVER MIND WHAT HE'S DOING!

HWNSNBM wrote:I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! *papaya* *papaya* *lightning bolt* *lightning bolt* *hail of papayas* *lightning bolt* *storm* *plague of locusts* *lightning bolt* *earthquake* *lightning bolt* *hail of flaming papayas*

Murray Walker wrote:Wait... HWNSNBM, what did you do that for? Now I've got nobody to celebrate my birthday with?

Murray's budgie wrote:Chirp! Chirp!

Murray Walker wrote:Of course! See, you're still bouncing with health after all these years.

Murray's budgie wrote:Chirp!

Murray Walker wrote:Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me!

HWNSNBM wrote:From everyone at F1 Rejects!

Murray's budgie wrote:Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!


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Happy birthday, MW, now a nonogenarian :D ! BBC have a few tributes on their website
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Replace all Caesar's with Murray.
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Dinizintheoven, you may have beat your own post there. I'm trying my best not to burst out laughing whilst on this train.

Happy birthday Murray! Long live the GOAT F1 commentator.
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dinizintheoven wrote:
HWNSNBM wrote:AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?

Kimi Räikkönen wrote:Yes.


This is where you got me :lol:
Post of the year, without a doubt. Absolutely beautiful.

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Most certainly post of the year. And what a worthy cause that it celebrates. Happy birthday to (Sir?) Murray Walker!
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What a truly fantastic way to start off my Thursday morning.

A very happy birthday to Mr. Walker.
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A one-hour Murray Walker 90th birthday special will go out on BBC Red Button on Thursday 10 October at 11:00 BST, 12:00, 17:00 and 18:00 and Saturday 12 October at 14:35 and 21:50. You can also listen to a special interview with Murray Walker on BBC Radio 5 live on Sunday at 16:00.
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Happy birthday Murray, one of the few true ledgends of our sport still going strong.

That post was amazing :lol:
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Really nice thread. :D
and... happy birthday Murray!
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Happy birthday Murray.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCUS WINKLEHOCK, excuse me, MURRAY WALKER
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A fitting post to celebrate a true living legend, happy birthday Murray Walker!
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Happybirthday Murray, here's hoping for ten more years :D
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dinizintheoven wins! 'Nuff said.

Happy birthday Murray!
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Rather than start a new thread, I thought this may be a vaguely appropriate thread to say:

Tomorrow (Sunday, a few hours post-Australian Grand Prix), Murray Walker will be on Desert Island Discs on BBC Radio 4 at 11:15 am GMT. Will likely be available as a podcast afterwards. I will have to download it as I will be leading a Sunday School session concurrently!
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