Schumacher and Coulthard - A Love Story

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This wrote:I could start a thread 'F1 reject themed porn movies' but then again, this is a family forum. But i'm sure some people will have some strange fantasies right now :lol:

I had very naughty dreams about Natascha Gachnang once. Does that count?

Surely that would need to go in the "F1 Dreams" thread?


Last time I checked Natascha Gachnang wasn't an F1 driver... or even a tester.
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BlindCaveSalamander wrote:Last time I checked Natascha Gachnang wasn't an F1 driver... or even a tester.
how about a teaser?
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Jocke1 wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:Last time I checked Natascha Gachnang wasn't an F1 driver... or even a tester.
how about a teaser?

Maybe, but that's not necessarily to do with F1 now, is it? ;)
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BlindCaveSalamander wrote:Last time I checked Natascha Gachnang wasn't an F1 driver... or even a tester.

But she has big boobies though, in Bernies world that counts at least as much as an old F3000 title.
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CoopsII wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:Last time I checked Natascha Gachnang wasn't an F1 driver... or even a tester.

But she has big boobies though, in Bernies world that counts at least as much as an old F3000 title.

Boobies, you say? Boobies! Boobies!
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CoopsII wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:Last time I checked Natascha Gachnang wasn't an F1 driver... or even a tester.

But she has big boobies though, in Bernies world that counts at least as much as an old F3000 title.


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What is this topic all about :o
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MrMasaTasa wrote:What is this topic all about :o

It's about how strange we are on this forum. Get used to it! :lol:
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MrMasaTasa wrote:What is this topic all about :o

Its a photographic record of a love that dared not speak its name. All the comments below each image are actually taken from official FIA hidden microphones. Both Schumacher & Coulthard will, on record, deny any relationship but I'll think you'll agree this thread offers pretty damning evidence.

Personally, live and let live. If they want to be together then they should ignore certain sections of society and just get on with it. In a manner of speaking.

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What a crazy thread! :D :D :D
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CoopsII wrote:"I know he's not far avay but my whole body, it aches for him"



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Jocke1 wrote:(This whole thread)

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Yes, quite.
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Whatever happened to this being a family-friendly forum? :?
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dr-baker wrote:Whatever happened to this being a family-friendly forum? :?

I protest this, it is family friendly!

Except it's a family of two middle aged parents and an 18 year old kid ;)
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pasta_maldonado wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Whatever happened to this being a family-friendly forum? :?

I protest this, it is family friendly!

Except it's a family of two middle aged parents and an 18 year old kid ;)


I'm trying my hardest to keep this forum family friendly, it's not working though.
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FullMetalJack wrote:
pasta_maldonado wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Whatever happened to this being a family-friendly forum? :?

I protest this, it is family friendly!

Except it's a family of two middle aged parents and an 18 year old kid ;)


I'm trying my hardest to keep this forum family friendly, it's not working though.


It IS family friendly? Haven't you ever watched Jeremy Kyle?
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Ataxia wrote:It IS family friendly? Haven't you ever watched Jeremy Kyle?


Sadly yes. That show's only purpose is to make the rest of the British public feel better about themselves.
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Ataxia wrote:It IS family friendly? Haven't you ever watched Jeremy Kyle?

Not a whole episode, no. But enough to know that THAT is where I do not wish to share my problems. Nor with Jerry Springer.
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