Your Reject of the Race - Singapore
Your Reject of the Race - Singapore
Bruno Senna is walking his way towards this. Shown up by the Reverend big time, and hit the wall yet again in quali.
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Early nomination for Bruno Senna for proving, once again, that he does not deserve to be in F1. I can understand not being a qualifying God, but he's made that wall his. It's like he wants to marry it or something.
Sticking his neck on the line, one post at a time. Oh, and Singapore is still better than Monaco.
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I'm already nominating Pastor Maldonado, because he is bound to crash out tomorrow, most likely with Hamilton again...
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Preemptive nomination:
Pastor Maldonado - binned it yet again
Pastor Maldonado - binned it yet again
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Senna of course so far, but Kobayashi as well - this seems to be a real bogey track for him.
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Ed24 wrote:Senna of course so far, but Kobayashi as well - this seems to be a real bogey track for him.
To be fair to him, whilst Kobayashi has struggled fairly heavily around this track Perez hasn't been doing a great deal better either - this has been one of Sauber's weakest tracks in the past few years. Their best result here was 6th in 2008, back when they were under the ownership of BMW, whilst as an independent team their best result was the 10th place that Perez took last year; the characteristics of this circuit, with its stop-start nature, don't really favour Sauber's current car all that much (think about the relatively poor performance they put in in Hungary, for example).
Martin Brundle, on watching a replay of Grosjean spinning:
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
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Candidates for ROTR are at the moment:
Caterham: For fighting the Marussias again instead of the Toro Rossos
Sauber: For probably their weakest qualifying performance this year so far
Bruno Senna: He hit this wall 3 times so far and starts from P17, while his teammate qualifyed second.
Caterham: For fighting the Marussias again instead of the Toro Rossos
Sauber: For probably their weakest qualifying performance this year so far
Bruno Senna: He hit this wall 3 times so far and starts from P17, while his teammate qualifyed second.
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My current nomination is Bruno Senna- destroyed by the Reverend in qualy, and had that bizarre scrape with the wall. Caterham get an honorable mention too.
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I am nominating Senna and Caterham at the moment
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My nominations after qualy:
Bruno Senna - If he's really feeling the pressure of Bottas breathing down his neck, then that performance was NOT the way to respond
Caterham - They seem to be going backwards with every passing race now, to the point where Timo Glock looks like he might actually be bothered to push the Marussia to the limit again
Sauber - Slow all round this weekend bodes badly for any potential race result
Eddie Jordan - Adrian Sutil to Ferrari? Now I've heard it all. Kudos to Stefano Domenicali for keeping it together when EJ asked who's driving for Ferrari next year.
Bruno Senna - If he's really feeling the pressure of Bottas breathing down his neck, then that performance was NOT the way to respond
Caterham - They seem to be going backwards with every passing race now, to the point where Timo Glock looks like he might actually be bothered to push the Marussia to the limit again
Sauber - Slow all round this weekend bodes badly for any potential race result
Eddie Jordan - Adrian Sutil to Ferrari? Now I've heard it all. Kudos to Stefano Domenicali for keeping it together when EJ asked who's driving for Ferrari next year.
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Definately Bruno Senna - this is the second time he has binned it early on while his team-mate goes on to qualify on the front row (the first time was Barcelona).
Also, Pedro de la Rosa, for being out-qualified by Narain Karthikeyan (on Karthikeyan's first visit to the circuit, no less!) for the second consecutive race, and by over a second.
To be fair to EJ, the Sutil-to-Ferrari rumours are not new. He was mentioned as a potential replacement when there was talk that Massa would be dropped in the middle of the season.
Also, Pedro de la Rosa, for being out-qualified by Narain Karthikeyan (on Karthikeyan's first visit to the circuit, no less!) for the second consecutive race, and by over a second.
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Once again, Caterham
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Schumacher - WTF was that you idiot?
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Schumacher, for causing another pointless accident.
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McLaren's unreliability deserves a nomination sooner or later. It has been shocking since the summer break.
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My previous nomination remains.
Bruno Senna - Horrendous qualifying performance, MURDEROUS defending in the race.
Allan McNish and the other stewards - Schumacher penalized even though the crash was caused by a brake failure? Webber penalized? Senna not penalized for his murderous defense? Perez not penalized? Appalling.
Bruno Senna - Horrendous qualifying performance, MURDEROUS defending in the race.
Allan McNish and the other stewards - Schumacher penalized even though the crash was caused by a brake failure? Webber penalized? Senna not penalized for his murderous defense? Perez not penalized? Appalling.
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I'll nominate
1 Schumacher time to retire your reaction times are going
2 Hulkenburg Running into both Saubers
3 Mclaren's unreliability
1 Schumacher time to retire your reaction times are going
2 Hulkenburg Running into both Saubers
3 Mclaren's unreliability
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1. Shumacher: To take a quote from Brawn: "What was that? What was that?".
2. Senna: Awful day for the Brazilian.
2. Senna: Awful day for the Brazilian.
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The person who decided to put Eddie Jordan on the podium! Why??!!??!!
But seriously. Schumacher.
But seriously. Schumacher.
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Schumacher, Hulkenberg and anyone else causing silly accidents.
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Schumacher takes the cake for me. Hulkenberg comes a close second though.
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I want to say Schumacher but I will reserve judgement as it could have been a car failure.
So for me it is Sauber, sadly. Both their drivers did a reasonable job out there, Kamui was maybe a bit banzai, but their pace really let them down.
So for me it is Sauber, sadly. Both their drivers did a reasonable job out there, Kamui was maybe a bit banzai, but their pace really let them down.
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14 Hundred Hours wrote:The person who decided to put Eddie Jordan on the podium! Why??!!??!!
But seriously. Schumacher.
i actually thought he was good.....
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dr-baker wrote:McLaren's unreliability deserves a nomination sooner or later. It has been shocking since the summer break.
I wonder, though, if in this instance it might have been down to the fact that, on Hamilton's second flying lap in Q3, he whacked the wall on the exit of Turn 21 - that lateral load through the gearbox might have been enough to damage something (perhaps an oil seal - Vettel mentioned that he thought he saw traces of oil smoke a few laps before Hamilton retired). If the team knew something was up, though, judging by what was said over the radio, why didn't they change his gearbox? Better to take the penalty and some points today rather than risk a failure and no points, plus a penalty for Hamilton in Japan to rub salt into the wounds.
That said, there are a whole host of other nominees for this weekend - Schumacher's weird accident with Vergne probably takes it for me (although it was worth it for the pure comedy gold that came with the "What was that?" comment). Even if there was something wrong with the car (which is possible), it still kind of sums up how Schumacher's season has been going.
That said, the clashes between Hulkenberg and both Sauber drivers (the incident with Perez was a little more excusable since he did make a fairly late move, but the incident with Kobayashi seemed a bit stranger) and Caterham's pit lane blunder with Petrov (at least they warned Petrov before he left the pits) have to rank pretty highly too.
Martin Brundle, on watching a replay of Grosjean spinning:
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
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Caterham for losing the 10th position in the championship to Marussia.
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Sauber- nowhere all race. Thats not how to overtake Mercedes in the race for 5th.
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This could go to pirelli for the awful choice of tires, but for the latter part of the race...
Reliability: because it cost Hamilton an enormus chance of getting closer to Alonso, Schumi's brakes (apparently) and butchered both Williams out of a well planned race (The Reverend was on race pace and Bruno was recovering from doing Gran Turismo's wallride all weekend)
Catherham: The Toyota of the lower teams. All the money, no results.
Reliability: because it cost Hamilton an enormus chance of getting closer to Alonso, Schumi's brakes (apparently) and butchered both Williams out of a well planned race (The Reverend was on race pace and Bruno was recovering from doing Gran Turismo's wallride all weekend)
Catherham: The Toyota of the lower teams. All the money, no results.
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1. Eddie Jordan's shirt.
2. Felipe Massa, for causing a crash with a Caterham and arriving in top ten due to the safety car.
2. Felipe Massa, for causing a crash with a Caterham and arriving in top ten due to the safety car.
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The safety car: Pretty much killed the race for the win.
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BlindCaveSalamander wrote:The safety car: Pretty much killed the race for the win.
Both times, they had no other options. It would have been too dangerous for the marshals to remove his car without the safety car. And after the Schumacher/Vergne crash there was too much debris.
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pi314159 wrote:BlindCaveSalamander wrote:The safety car: Pretty much killed the race for the win.
Both times, they had no other options. It would have been too dangerous for the marshals to remove his car without the safety car. And after the Schumacher/Vergne crash there was too much debris.
Yeah, I know that, I wasn't questioning the decision to put it out there. Just lamenting what might've been.
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1. Kamui Kobayashi - What a horrible weekend for him. And what was he thinking when he pushed Webber off the circuit limits (Webber had to yield and ended up with all four wheels of the circuit to no fault of his own, Kamui gave him no space). I don't see why Kamui should not get a grid penalty for the next GP.
2. Caterham - No progress, loses out to Marussia for 10th in the standings. Heikki takes out Petrov's wing on first lap?
2. Caterham - No progress, loses out to Marussia for 10th in the standings. Heikki takes out Petrov's wing on first lap?
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1 - Caterham - The Fernandez/Air Asia/Malysian/British/Fake Lotus/New Toyota/Fake Caterham/QPR/whatever team now look like they're getting beaten by Marussia on raw pace alone, and if HRT's 2013 car is a s good as they say it is, the green machines may be overtaken by them as well. And that's before any mention of an appalling weekend that ought to see them hang their heads in shame and go cry in a corner. Boo, and if you will, Hiss.
2 - Pastor's Hydraulics - Come on, the one time he's actually going to finish a race in the points, and they fail?
Dishounorable Mentions:
Sauber - An appalling weekend that is in stark contrast to Monza, including an off-the-pace car and two stupid collisons with Hulkenberg in as many laps.
Karthikeyan - What was that? Reject gold - yes, 'The world's fastest Indian' - Maybe, talented driver - definately not.
2 - Pastor's Hydraulics - Come on, the one time he's actually going to finish a race in the points, and they fail?
Dishounorable Mentions:
Sauber - An appalling weekend that is in stark contrast to Monza, including an off-the-pace car and two stupid collisons with Hulkenberg in as many laps.
Karthikeyan - What was that? Reject gold - yes, 'The world's fastest Indian' - Maybe, talented driver - definately not.
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I nominate Michael Schumacher for causing a dangerous crash, ruining STR's chance of a double points finish.
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1) Schumacher. I usually give him the benefit of the doubt, but there's no excuse for that crash!!
2) Sauber - Wrong strategy for Perez, and Kobayashi was nowhere all weekend.
2) Sauber - Wrong strategy for Perez, and Kobayashi was nowhere all weekend.
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Since street circuits are prime for crashes, and therefore I feel they're more forgiveable, I'm going to go against the grain and nominate Mark Webber for rapidly becoming the Filipe Massa of Red Bull. Anonymous and long way behind the winner.
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Bronze: Mark Webber - he's been up there for consideration every race since Jamie & Enoch wrote the article on him to be honest.
Silver: Narain Karthikeyan - That crash was just pathetic
Gold: Michael Schumacher. Honestly if someone like Maldonado or Grosjean had done that they'd have been hung, drawn and quartered. Just retire already.
Silver: Narain Karthikeyan - That crash was just pathetic
Gold: Michael Schumacher. Honestly if someone like Maldonado or Grosjean had done that they'd have been hung, drawn and quartered. Just retire already.
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Lots of nominations today:
Schumacher: Did the same thing as last year. Again. Unless there was something deep within the brakes that made him crash into Vergne, that was inexcusable.
Caterham: Beaten by Marussia in the standings and at one point both Marussias were running ahead of both Caterhams, before Pic finished 16th. Wasn't this supposed to be the year they were going into the points?
Sauber: Singapore is not a good circuit for saving tires, and really the only one who managed to do that was Button and even he knew where to draw the line while Perez stayed out far longer than necessary. That, and Kobayashi was anonymous as ever, and was VERY erratic (and not the good kind of erratic either).
Dishonorable mentions:
Mark Webber: Yes he finishes in the points. Yes he is consistent. Here's the thing; the most I have seen him finish in is towards the back end of the points along the Saubers, Williams, and Force Indias. Heck, Force India is becoming faster (as usual for the team since they do well in the last few races), Sauber is generally in the points, and Williams hover around 8th to 11th anyway. But this is a driver who is capable of reaching the top of the grid and at one point was considered a possible champion. I know he has a seat with Red Bull next year, but I'm seriously thinking it might be his last. Sure, one can say Massa hasn't been doing well, with poor qualifying and a rocky start of the season (plus Webber does have more points), but comparing driving from this GP and Monza, it sure seems Massa is the better driver.
I'm not going to nominate Karthikeyan because honestly it looks like he had a suspension failure. It seems that when he crashed he was trying to get the car to turn as much as possible and the car didn't want to do anything but go straight.
Schumacher: Did the same thing as last year. Again. Unless there was something deep within the brakes that made him crash into Vergne, that was inexcusable.
Caterham: Beaten by Marussia in the standings and at one point both Marussias were running ahead of both Caterhams, before Pic finished 16th. Wasn't this supposed to be the year they were going into the points?
Sauber: Singapore is not a good circuit for saving tires, and really the only one who managed to do that was Button and even he knew where to draw the line while Perez stayed out far longer than necessary. That, and Kobayashi was anonymous as ever, and was VERY erratic (and not the good kind of erratic either).
Dishonorable mentions:
Mark Webber: Yes he finishes in the points. Yes he is consistent. Here's the thing; the most I have seen him finish in is towards the back end of the points along the Saubers, Williams, and Force Indias. Heck, Force India is becoming faster (as usual for the team since they do well in the last few races), Sauber is generally in the points, and Williams hover around 8th to 11th anyway. But this is a driver who is capable of reaching the top of the grid and at one point was considered a possible champion. I know he has a seat with Red Bull next year, but I'm seriously thinking it might be his last. Sure, one can say Massa hasn't been doing well, with poor qualifying and a rocky start of the season (plus Webber does have more points), but comparing driving from this GP and Monza, it sure seems Massa is the better driver.
I'm not going to nominate Karthikeyan because honestly it looks like he had a suspension failure. It seems that when he crashed he was trying to get the car to turn as much as possible and the car didn't want to do anything but go straight.
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No contest - Michael Schumacher. Just retire mate. It may well have been the brakes, but that seems like a piss-poor excuse for missing your braking point and clattering Vergne at a million miles an hour.
Honourable mentions
Caterham - Godawful all weekend long.
Stewards - Was there any real need to investigate the cars cutting the 1st corner at the start? It's perfectly normal for that to happen. Fools.
Sauber - Poor in quali, and over-aggressive during the race.
Honourable mentions
Caterham - Godawful all weekend long.
Stewards - Was there any real need to investigate the cars cutting the 1st corner at the start? It's perfectly normal for that to happen. Fools.
Sauber - Poor in quali, and over-aggressive during the race.
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Caterham for all that money and talent and promise it has pretty much come to nothing really, don't know why they have slid towards oblivion