Caption this!

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 09 Jul 2011, 07:39

HRT Engineer: "Oh, I haven't told you yet, you don't actually drive the car, you just control it from the pit-lane with this wheel. It works kind of like one of those Wii controllers you use for Mario Kart."

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 09 Jul 2011, 07:47

"And the radio button ... isn't connected to anything either."

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 09 Jul 2011, 12:28

Guys, you know you're breaking the rules?

Jeroen Krautmeir · Post by **Jeroen Krautmeir** » 09 Jul 2011, 18:52

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 09 Jul 2011, 19:18

You crashed into the pit wall. You're fired David!

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 10 Jul 2011, 09:57

Alonso - 'When I retire, I'll get a Mercedes.'

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 10 Jul 2011, 10:06

Oh lord, Won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

cretoxyrhina · Post by **cretoxyrhina** » 10 Jul 2011, 10:21

Alonso looking at his future drive - in 10 years, after his contract with Ferrari finished and a three years 'retirement'.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 10 Jul 2011, 22:50

FW: Oh go on to McLaren will you! :evil:

You'll never win a world championship!
DC: Well, Adrian Newey's coming with me. (leaves)
FW: Pssh, Newey's not going anywhere!
AN: Uhh... Frank? I gotta tell you something.

Peter · Post by **Peter** » 11 Jul 2011, 01:28

DC: And then, I grabbed her boobs and squished them like this.
FW: No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. You've got to rub them gently, like this.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 11 Jul 2011, 08:49

FW: YOU GOTTA BE S***ING ME SON, I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR AND I COULD AT LEAST AVOID THE PITLANE WALL!!
DC: Sorry Sir Frank. ;-;

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 11 Jul 2011, 20:40

Cynon wrote:

FW: YOU GOTTA BE S***ING ME SON, I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR AND I COULD AT LEAST AVOID THE PITLANE WALL!!
DC: Sorry Sir Frank. ;-;

funny , but sorry to be a pedant the photo is clearly from 1994 as the car in the background is an FW16 not the FW17 which had the high nose.....

Peter · Post by **Peter** » 11 Jul 2011, 23:14

WeirdKerr wrote:
Cynon wrote:

FW: YOU GOTTA BE S***ING ME SON, I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR AND I COULD AT LEAST AVOID THE PITLANE WALL!!
DC: Sorry Sir Frank. ;-;

funny , but sorry to be a pedant the photo is clearly from 1994 as the car in the background is an FW16 not the FW17 which had the high nose.....

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 12 Jul 2011, 02:14

Wait, what does that say on Coulthard's arm? La..... batt. Hmm, now I suddenly feel like buying some beer.

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 12 Jul 2011, 03:35

Frank: Nah, I can't make it this weekend. I've got a drag race schedualed with Stephen Hawking tomorrow, so I'm booked solid.

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 12 Jul 2011, 08:23

Frank : Just to point out, we are not actually sponsored by Champion, we just put that on your overalls to be ironic ...

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 12 Jul 2011, 14:08

Peter wrote:
WeirdKerr wrote:
Cynon wrote:

FW: YOU GOTTA BE S***ING ME SON, I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR AND I COULD AT LEAST AVOID THE PITLANE WALL!!
DC: Sorry Sir Frank. ;-;

funny , but sorry to be a pedant the photo is clearly from 1994 as the car in the background is an FW16 not the FW17 which had the high nose.....

LOL, you're more of a buzzkill than Buzz Killington.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 13 Jul 2011, 20:19

"I don't want to hear one more word about how we're in the wrong year for the appropriate caption joke, David! I'm Frank Williams! I don't follow the laws of space and time, so if I want to make a joke about 1996 in 1994, I bloody well will!"

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 13 Jul 2011, 21:42

Captain Hammer wrote:

"I don't want to hear one more word about how we're in the wrong year for the appropriate caption joke, David! I'm Frank Williams! I don't follow the laws of space and time, so if I want to make a joke about 1996 in 1994, I bloody well will!"

it was 1995
:lol:

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 14 Jul 2011, 23:13

DC: Oh, I've got a horrible headache, I don't think I'll be able to partake in the race.. (good, that'll fool him! Now I won't be humiliated by Michael Schumacher!

)
FW: Ok David, we'll make sure a doctor gets to you right away. In the meantime, I'll replace you permanently with Jacques Villeneuve.
DC: Ok, sounds good. Wait, WHAT :evil:

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 15 Jul 2011, 13:05

WeirdKerr wrote:
Captain Hammer wrote:

"I don't want to hear one more word about how we're in the wrong year for the appropriate caption joke, David! I'm Frank Williams! I don't follow the laws of space and time, so if I want to make a joke about 1996 in 1994, I bloody well will!"

it was 1995

Buzz Killington.

ranig · Post by **ranig** » 15 Jul 2011, 14:22

FW : Look to what you have done! Now, the F1Rejects forum are laughing at us!
DC : But Frank... I deserve it....

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 15 Jul 2011, 22:41

Frank Williams: "You and Damon have spun out of races so many times this season... You frigging twats... Now, where's the phone? I have to phone Nigel, see if he's available for next year..."
David Coulthard: "He isn't..." (With a lower voice tone): "I hope... But I can do it, Frank, you know me, you can trust me!"
FW: "Yeah, yeah, sure..." (Thinking for himself): "What's next for this idiot? Crashing in the pit lane? I think maybe Ron will be interested in him, though..."

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 16 Jul 2011, 02:39

WeirdKerr wrote:it was 1995

I know. That's what makes it funny.

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 19 Jul 2011, 23:35

Apparently when the FIA rulebook stated that the teams needed "new tanks" next year. They didn't think they would take it quite literally.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 19 Jul 2011, 23:48

Amazingly, despite the obvious advantage, the Merc is still slower... and the Lotus is still being lapped... giving new meaning to the term TANKED :lol:

(god, I'm really horrible at these puns)
The tanks, of course, are silly. WTF

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In Soviet Russia, Tank race you!
(Sorry...)

ranig · Post by **ranig** » 20 Jul 2011, 06:57

China presents their new track at Tien-An-Men

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 20 Jul 2011, 07:44

....and the CFD based tank off in the background.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 20 Jul 2011, 08:45

Artist's impression of Formula 1 cars when the FIA's ban on off-throttle blown diffusers comes into effect.

Picture commissioned by Mr. L. di Montezemolo of Maranello, Italy.

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 20 Jul 2011, 16:35

Vettel: Yes! For only $4.99, you to can have my "special flavored" chocolate fingers right here at the paddock! And if you act now! I'll send you a large cup of my "warm lemonade" absolutely free!

dnhrudi · Post by **dnhrudi** » 22 Jul 2011, 02:40

[quote="DOSBoot"]

Vettel vittals, the breakfast of champions...

ranig · Post by **ranig** » 22 Jul 2011, 07:15

So next year, RedBull will becaume VioletBull, and will be sponsored by Cadbury. However, all the team will spend most of their time eating chocolate, so the team will fall back in the middle of the field. Both pilots will suffer from chronic indigestion, and won't finish most of the races. The team is logically Reject of the Year in 2012. Webber gives Christian Horner the finger and leaves the team in the middle of the year. He is replaced by the other Aussie Ricciardo, which performs not so bad since he is allergic to chocolate and cannot eat Fingers.

dnhrudi · Post by **dnhrudi** » 22 Jul 2011, 07:20

[quote="ranig"]

Ah so that explains the last 2 years, it's a sugarush. Means ickle Sebby wiw have to have a wickle nap next year.....bless...

Rocks with Salt · Post by **Rocks with Salt** » 24 Jul 2011, 23:08

Vepe · Post by **Vepe** » 25 Jul 2011, 00:51

Webber: Alonso! Get your foot out of here! You´re hurting my ****!

Alonso: Oh I´m sorry. Do you want me to make it feel better?

Webber: :shock:

Sorry guys, couldn´t resist...

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 25 Jul 2011, 02:03

Artist's impression of the 2014 regulations. Notice the spec treads, spec cannons (the differences in angle are there to FOOL YOU into thinking it's NOT SPEC!!!), and spec turrets. Clearly, innovation is BANNED and F1 has LOST ITS CHARM!!!

I put on a tin foil hat while thinking of that caption.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 25 Jul 2011, 07:34

Alonso starts taking the title fight to Red Bull, one driver at a time.

Cynon wrote:Artist's impression of the 2014 regulations. Notice the spec treads, spec cannons (the differences in angle are there to FOOL YOU into thinking it's NOT SPEC!!!), and spec turrets. Clearly, innovation is BANNED and F1 has LOST ITS CHARM!!!

Thanks for copying my caption.

The Passenger · Post by **The Passenger** » 25 Jul 2011, 07:41

Kimi sees himself in the mirror and realizes that the mullet might not have been such a great idea after all.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 25 Jul 2011, 09:54

"Well, he's the king of fashion in his neighbourhood
With his ripped blue jeans and his flanelette shirt.
A well-kept mullet and a packet of smokes;
His mates will all tell you he's a real top bloke.
His real name is Barry, but his mates call him Bazza,
And his girlfriend's name is Sharon, but you just call her Shazza
Real top sheila, real top sort -
She'll even change your stubbie when you're watching sport.

"He drives a VK Commodore with alloy wheels
And a home-made spoiler made of crappy steel.
A pair of fluffy dice and all the other toys,
But his No Fear sticker is his pride and joy.
Saturday night, the boys hit town
They're cruising the streets with the windows down
Put on some Barnsey and they're on their way
You'll hear the car coming from a mile away."

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 25 Jul 2011, 10:05

Captain Hammer wrote:

"Well, he's the king of fashion in his neighbourhood
With his ripped blue jeans and his flanelette shirt.
A well-kept mullet and a packet of smokes;
His mates will all tell you he's a real top bloke.
His real name is Barry, but his mates call him Bazza,
And his girlfriend's name is Sharon, but you just call her Shazza
Real top sheila, real top sort -
She'll even change your stubbie when you're watching sport.

"He drives a VK Commodore with alloy wheels
And a home-made spoiler made of crappy steel.
A pair of fluffy dice and all the other toys,
But his No Fear sticker is his pride and joy.
Saturday night, the boys hit town
They're cruising the streets with the windows down
Put on some Barnsey and they're on their way
You'll hear the car coming from a mile away."

Caption of the year me thinks :lol: