Grand Prix Rejects

1. The Show™: fairly self-explanatory, this one is.

Scuderia Ferrari has been unimpressed with Nelson Piquet's performances so far this season, and in the event that Bruno Giacomelli finishes in the points before Piquet, the team is strongly considering giving the Italian a full-time seat in lieu of Piquet.

The Second-Greatest Race in Formula 1 History 1. Sergio Pérez 2. Valtteri Bottas 3. Charles Leclerc 4. Antonio Giovinazzi 5. Carlos Sainz 6. Fernando Alonso 7. Pierre Gasly 8. Lance Stroll 9. Sebastian Vettel 10. Lewis Hamilton Pole: Max Verstappen Fastest lap: Valtteri Bottas First retirement: Max...

1. The FIA Formula 1 World Championship — this was probably not the sport's finest hour.

Me, for choosing to play Freespace 2 instead of watching whatever this turned out to be.

Mario Mario has agreed terms with Toad Toadstool for him to drive the second car in the reconstituted Marioserati team. In addition, he is now renaming the 'Pirelluigi' tyres as 'Mariotani' tyres, to preclude the manifestation of any legal imbroglio.

I have been instructed to relay it to the MIA that Mario intends to withdraw from Marioserati and form a new team of his own for 1994, as the predetermined arrangement of him becoming the customer driver at the end of the season for being the lowest-scoring Marioserati driver would bereave him of t...

Mario Mario shall spend 8x tokens on Tyre upgrades (4 upgrades); however, should two of the first three succeed, the remainder are to be diverted to Engine upgrades.

Mario Mario shall spend eight tokens (x4 upgrades) on Engine; however, should two of the first three upgrade attempts be successful and thereby result in a Lv.10 Engine, the remaining tokens shall be redirected towards Tyre upgrades.

Plonk me on the reserve list.

90 WILLIAMS have formally announced to the world's media that they intend to buy Ferrari. When interviewed at the Grove factory, swivelling on a chair in his office and twiddling his thumbs with his feet on the desk, Patrick Head said, "Honestly, I don't know how we haven't considered this opt...

Team: Scuderia Italia
Chassis: E

Team: Loonmotor
Chassis Name: GK-02
Aero Department 2022: 55
Aero Department 2023: 55
Design Philosophy: Audacious
Motor: Judd
Cost: €30 million
Contract Length: 1 year
Clauses: Using the one-year option agreed upon by the team in 2021.

Idc if this is late Grande Premio do Aryton Senna do Brasil 1. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL 2. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL 3. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL 4. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL 5. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL 6. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL 7. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL 8. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL 9. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL 10. AR...

Mario is to do additional upgrades:
4x Engine (8 points)
4x Tyres (8 points)

Team: Scuderia Ferrari SpA SEFAC
Cars: Two-car

Chassis name: 640 (Upgrade of 1989-spec car)

Engine: Ferrari (of course)
Cost: £750k

Tyres: Avon
Cost: whatever's down the back of the couch

Ferrari bids: Driver 1: 1. Ayrton Senna (2 years, £1m per year) 2. Alessandro Nannini (2 years, £350k per year) 3. Riccardo Patrese (2 years, £500k per year) 4. Michael Schumacher (1 year, £200k) 5. Bruno Giacomelli (1 year, £150k) Driver 2: 1. Nelson Piquet (2 years, £1m per year) 2. Michael Andret...

My Predictions are hideously-late and so I am falling on my sword 1. Hülkenberg 2. Hülkenberg 3. Hülkenberg 4. Hülkenberg 5. Hülkenberg 6. Hülkenberg 7. Hülkenberg 8. Hülkenberg 9. Hülkenberg 10. Hülkenberg Pole: Hülkenberg Fastest lap: Hülkenberg First retirement: Hülkenberg ROTR: Hülkenberg IIDOT...

Driver: Mario Mario
Team: Scuderia Mario
Kart: SMK/93 (SM50B)

Upgrades:
4x Engine (8 points)
4x Tyres (8 points)

Team: Scuderia Ferrari SpA SEFAC

Sponsor Choice 1: FIAT
Sponsorship Amount: £1,000,000

Loonmotor would like to go for Generali as a sponsor Driver #1 bids: Name: Max Verstappen Contract Length: 2 years Wage Year 1: 3m Wage Year 2: 3m Additional Clauses: 50k per point scored Name: Robin Frijns Contract Length: 2 years Wage Year 1: 1m Wage Year 2: 1m Additional Clauses: 50k per point (R...

Flor Bath Honda will be continuing for 1989 with two bikes again, with Zoè Ferrer as one of the riders.

Will update with plans for second bike later.

Team: Loonmotor Formula 1 Team Team Principal: Jonkvrouw Katja Mahalia van Loon Tier Alpha sponsor choice #1: Wall's Tier Alpha sponsor choice #2: Paulaner Tier Beta sponsor choice #1: Shell Tier Beta sponsor choice #2: Zepter Tier Gamma sponsor choice #1: Fondmetal Tier Gamma sponsor choice #2: All...

Scuderia Mario will spend:
4 points on grip
4 points on setup
4 points on engine
4 points on tyres

I shall take Ferrari, and ask FISA to waive our entry fees due to our Special Relationship with them.

Must-win championship for Londoner 1. Alonso 2. Räikkönen 3. Giovinazzi 4. Bottas 5. Pérez 6. Vettel 7. Ocon 8. Sainz 9. Gasly 10. Stroll Pole: Alonso Fastest lap: Alonso First retirement: Hamilton/Verstappen (Lap 1 collision taking both out) ROTR: McLaren IIDOTR: Old Men DBTMOTR: Hamilton MLP: Sch...

Scuderia Mario shall spend:
3 tokens on engine
3 tokens on tyres
4 tokens on aero

Must-win race for Bottas 1. Bottas 2. Alonso 3. Stroll 4. Perez 5. Norris 6. Ricciardo 7. Ocon 8. Gasly 9. Leclerc 10. Tsunoda Pole: Bottas Fastest lap: Bottas First retirement: Hamilton and Verstappen (L1 crash) Reject of the Race: Hamilton and Verstappen Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: ...

Dywa equipment stranded in South Africa, team removed from 1980 F1 entry list In yet another twist to the shambolic South African Grand Prix of the upstart and ultimately-abortive World Federation of Motorsport, the infamous Dywa team has exited the stage of the F1 paddock for almost certainly the ...

Team: Riviera
User: Me
Chassis Tier: (for new chassis): E

Random bonus: (Y/N): Y

After the greatest championship battle in the history of motorsports, Dywa GP will return for 1979! The actual races won't start any time soon; obviously time is needed to set up the carset, and ye need time to confirm entries. Why? After the roaring success that was the 1978 season, the series' fin...

Scuderia Italia's bids:
1. Local University Students

Just so Ayrton Senna do Brasil has to drive a car designed by local university students

Must-win race for Alfa 1. Giovinazzi 2. Räikkönen 3. Alonso 4. Ocon 5. Gasly 6. Latifi 7. Russell 8. Schumacher 9. Stroll 10. Pérez Pole: Giovinazzi Fastest lap: Giovinazzi First retirement: Hamilton/Verstappen (L1 collision) Reject of the Race: Mercedes Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Al...

Team: Riviera User: mé féin Sponsor goal (hadn't done this yet, F), Tier 2 Drivers: Driver 1: Alberto Colombo (owner-driver) Wage: whatever money he brings: Driver 2: 1. Arsenio Matarazzo (DEC: Nuppiz) gib mone 2. Piercarlo Ghinzani (2 years) gib mone 3. Ottavia Cacciatori (DEC: me) gib mone Designe...

Driver: Mario Mario
Team: Scuderia Mario
Kart: SMK/92 (SM50A)

I shall take Mario Mario.

I shall take the nascent Riviera to shores uncharted.

Why can't we go to Enna? 1. Bottas 2. Alonso 3. Vettel 4. Stroll 5. Gasly 6. Giovinazzi 7. Leclerc 8. Sainz 9. Ocon 10. Latifi SR1: Bottas SR2: Sainz SR3: Leclerc Fastest lap: Bottas First retirement: Hamilton (collision with Verstappen at T1) Reject of the Race: Red Bull (nul points) Infinite Impr...

Funny race name 1. Bottas 2. Pérez 3. Alonso 4. Norris 5. Leclerc 6. Sainz 7. Gasly 8. Vettel 9. Ocon 10. Stroll Pole: Bottas Fastest lap: Bottas First retirement: Hamilton/Verstappen (collision between the two takes both out of the race) Reject of the Race: Hamilton and Verstappen Infinite Improba...

This is the best race title I could come up with 1. Bottas 2. Alonso 3. Ocon 4. Vettel 5. Stroll 6. Giovinazzi 7. Perez 8. Gasly 9. Latifi 10. Tsunoda Pole: Bottas Fastest lap: Bottas First retirement: Hamilton and Verstappen Reject of the Race: Hamilton and Verstappen Infinite Improbability Drive ...

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