Grand Prix Rejects

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I'm using F1 2009 on PSP for this, so theres only 20 drivers. I turned all driver aids off, races are 10% length and its on the hardest difficulty. (BTW, I'm gonna use the current numbering system for this.) 1985 FIA Formula One Entry List ... How are you replacing the names of the drivers and team...

Right, this thread shall chart the progress of Edward Restov's F1 career (not my real name). Restov is the only son of a wealthy Anglo-Russian businessman and there fore could buy himself a seat with the pretty dreadful Toleman team for 1985 I'm using F1 2009 on PSP for this, so theres only 20 drive...

What about 4th, 5th, 4th, 4th, 4th and 4th?

If we don't actually have to do anything in this, I'll take the possibly quick and very crashy Vitaly Petrov. End of season mediocrity rocks!

1955 Top 10 1. Stirling Moss- Mercedes-Benz 26 2. Eugenio Castellotti- Ferrari 21 3. Jean Behra- Maserati 17 4. Maurice Trintignant- Ferrari 15 5. Roberto Mieres- Maserati 14 6. Luigi Musso- Maserati 12 7. Umberto Maglioli- Ferrari 9 8. Bob Sweikert- Kurtis-Kraft 8 Karl Kling- Mercedes-Benz 8 10. Pa...

1954 1. Maurice Trintignant- Ferrari 36 2. Karl Kling- Mercedes-Benz 21 3. Hans Herrmann- Mercedes-Benz 16 Roberto Mieres- Maserati 16 5. Sergio Mantovani- Maserati 10 Prince Bira- Maserati 10 7. Jimmy Bryan- Kuzma 8 Onofre Marimon- Maserati 8 Luigi Musso- Maserati 8 10. Harry Schell- Maserati 7 Rac...

Sorry to fire you another question - in the season that a driver scores their first real win, are they eligible until the end of that particular season? (eg Lewis Hamilton's first win was Canada '07 - is he eligible for just the races up to Canada or all of them up to Brazil)? In Hamiltons case, he...

Sorry, kinda ran out of steam on this one. However, here is 1953: 1. Mike Hawthorn- Ferrari 32(52) 2. Luigi Villoresi- Ferrari 30(33) 3. Felice Bonetto- Maserati 18 4. Toulo de Graffenried- Maserati 16 5. Maurice Trintignant- Gordini 11 6. Onofre Marimon- Maserati 8 Bill Vukovich- Kurtis-Kraft 8 8. ...

Sounds good. Can't wait till you get to the later years! (So anyone who scores a win in their first season, such as Lewis Hamilton or Jacques Villeneuve for instance, is only eligible for that one season?) Yup, the likes of Hamilton and Villeneuve are only eligible for their rookie season. However,...

1952 Top Ten 1. Piero Taruffi- Ferrari 30 (33) 2. Robert Manzon- Gordini 18 Mike Hawthorn- Cooper-Bristol 18 4. Luigi Villoresi- Ferrari 16 5. Rudi Fischer- Ferrari 14 6. Jean Behra- Gordini 10 7. Troy Ruttman- Kurtis-Kraft 8 8. Maurice Trintignant- Gordini 7 9. Jim Rathmann- Kurtis-Kraft 6 Felice B...

1951 Top 10 1. Alberto Ascari- Ferrari 30 (37) 2. Jose Froilan Gonzalez- Ferrari 28 (31) 3. Luigi Villoresi- Ferrari 20 (23) 4. Piero Taruffi- Ferrari 15 5. Felice Bonetto- Alfa Romeo 10 6. Consalvo Sanesi- Alfa Romeo 8 Lee Wallard- Kurtis-Kraft 8 8. Toulo de Graffenried- Alfa Romeo 7 Reg Parnell- B...

Yep, another alternative championship. Basically, all drivers are eligble until their first full season as a GP winner. E.G. Ayrton Senna would be ineligble in 1986 and beyond (first won in 85), Hakkinens last year would be 97 and Vettel would be ineligble from 2009 onwards. I'll start with 1951 in ...

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