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by Londoner
19 Nov 2022, 09:36
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 17
Views: 2280

Re: 2022 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2022 Sports Lies Cremated Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Russell
3. Perez
4. Hamilton
5. Sainz
6. Ocon
7. Norris
8. Vettel
9. Stroll
10. Zhou

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest lap: Verstappen
First retirement: Leclerc
ROTR: Sport
IIDOTR: Zhou
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
Last Place: Latifi
How Far Back: 1 lap
by Londoner
13 Nov 2022, 19:45
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Brazil 2022
Replies: 24
Views: 3535

Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Brazil 2022

1. Kevin Magnussen. That was an F1 moment we'll remember for years to come.

2. Charles Leclerc. Finished 4th in a car that was sticking out of the barriers on lap 7.
by Londoner
13 Nov 2022, 19:42
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Brazil 2022
Replies: 26
Views: 4190

Reject of the Race - Brazil 2022

1. Daniel Ricciardo. A certified "Retire Old Man" moment and an brilliant demonstration of instant karma.

2. Stewards. They forgot to give Tsunoda the command to unlap himself during the SC, galaxy brain stuff.
by Londoner
30 Oct 2022, 21:46
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Mexico 2022
Replies: 30
Views: 4386

Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Mexico 2022

1. Ross Chastain. No, I still don't believe it either. Actually managed to make a Playstation move work to lock himself into the championship four at Phoenix next week.

2. The mariachi F1 theme. A nice touch for the weekend.

Nothing in the race was IIDOTR worthy.
by Londoner
30 Oct 2022, 21:43
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Mexico 2022
Replies: 31
Views: 4690

Reject of the Race - Mexico 2022

1. Mercedes strategists . Utterly dismal choice to switch both cars onto hards, looking at how Ricciardo went on the softs surely they should have left Russell out on the mediums and bolted on softs for the last 20 laps. I think Red Bull had enough in the tank to cover, but when Brackley are three r...
by Londoner
29 Oct 2022, 16:22
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Mexican Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 17
Views: 1869

Re: 2022 Mexican Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2022 Build The Wall And Make Texas Pay For It Grand Prix 1. Perez 2. Verstappen 3. Leclerc 4. Sainz 5. Russell 6. Hamilton 7. Norris 8. Alonso 9. Vettel 10. Ocon Pole: Leclerc Fastest Lap: Sainz First retirement: Gasly ROTR: Ricciardo IIDOTR: The Mexican fans celebrating Checo's home win DBTMOTR: Ri...
by Londoner
23 Oct 2022, 20:52
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - USA 2022
Replies: 17
Views: 2341

Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - USA 2022

1. Fernando Alonso and his Alpine . How in the blue hell did that car score points after nearly entering low earth orbit? Alonso has balls of steel. 2. Sebastian Vettel . He's not going gentle into that good night, not a bit of it. Honourable mentions to Kevin Magnussen and Yuki Tsunoda for breaking...
by Londoner
23 Oct 2022, 20:49
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - USA 2022
Replies: 30
Views: 4418

Reject of the Race - USA 2022

1. Lance Stroll . Pissed away a top six result with a move which could've killed Alonso. 2. Valtteri Bottas . An embarrassing way to end Alfa's most promising run since Canada. Honourable mentions to George Russell , I like the guy a lot but he needs to stop driving into other people, and Daniel Ric...
by Londoner
23 Oct 2022, 15:18
Forum: The HWNSNBM Memorial Forum
Topic: Missing the Points - Spygate Revisited
Replies: 1
Views: 2309

Missing the Points - Spygate Revisited

Afternoon everyone Somehow it's been 15 years since Spygate rocked Formula 1 to its core. But as we all know, Fernando Alonso and Lewis Hamilton were allowed to continue competing for the championship and all of their points and victories remained with them, even as Bernie and Max booted McLaren fro...
by Londoner
22 Oct 2022, 21:30
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Dietrich Mateschitz 1944-2022
Replies: 4
Views: 641

Dietrich Mateschitz 1944-2022

It's been rumoured for a while that the founder of Red Bull was in poor health. Given that Mateschitz was the main driving force behind Red Bull's motorsport division, I wonder just how secure the future of their F1 teams is.
by Londoner
15 Oct 2022, 18:11
Forum: The HWNSNBM Memorial Forum
Topic: The Gravel Trap finishes P20!
Replies: 2
Views: 1086

The Gravel Trap finishes P20!

Evening everyone :deletraz: Since the doors at Manor GP were closed at the end of the 2016 season, the lowest anyone can finish in Formula 1 nowadays is 20th. So naturally, Klon has trawled through pages of stats to bring us a Gravel Trap packed full of useful information about the sport's least des...
by Londoner
09 Oct 2022, 08:24
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Japan 2022
Replies: 23
Views: 3487

Re: Reject of the Race - Japan 2022

1. The FIA . Absolute omnishambles from start to finish. Get these clowns away from any form of motorsport before the next Bianchi happens. F1 dodged another huge bullet today. 2. Sky Sports . Eagerly bootlicking for the FIA when discussing the Gasly tractor incident. I'm especially disappointed in ...
by Londoner
07 Oct 2022, 09:27
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Japanese Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 17
Views: 1964

Re: 2022 Japanese Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2022 Sport Remains Dead Grand Prix 1. Verstappen 2. Russell 3. Hamilton 4. Perez 5. Leclerc 6. Sainz 7. Alonso 8. Norris 9. Vettel 10. Stroll Pole: Leclerc Fastest lap: Perez First retirement: Bottas Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Mercedes Reject of the Race: Grand Prix Rejects (as people...
by Londoner
07 Oct 2022, 09:21
Forum: The HWNSNBM Memorial Forum
Topic: Driver Profile: Ricardo Zunino
Replies: 2
Views: 1271

Driver Profile: Ricardo Zunino

Morning everyone :deletraz: Imagine visiting an F1 paddock on a whim and suddenly being handpicked to replace a double world champion with immediate effect. Your team mate is a hot prospect who would go onto win three world championships in the follow decade. Hell, your boss is none other than that ...
by Londoner
02 Oct 2022, 15:15
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Singapore 2022
Replies: 17
Views: 2081

Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Singapore 2022

1. Daniel Ricciardo. Perfectly judged the conditions and took advantage of Alpine's implosion to shadow Norris and take what could be his last top 5 finish in Formula 1. Excellent stuff.

2. Lance Stroll. Brilliant qualifying and finally a top 6 finish this season, bravo!
by Londoner
02 Oct 2022, 15:11
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Singapore 2022
Replies: 27
Views: 4378

Reject of the Race - Singapore 2022

Where to start with this one? :deletraz: 1. Alpine . Two engine blowups in one race is almost unheard of nowadays. Ocon's engine's performing an excellent 1980s tribute act being the cherry on top Probably the most costly of all the ROTR contenders given McLaren's excellent afternoon. 2. Nicholas La...
by Londoner
25 Sep 2022, 17:51
Forum: The HWNSNBM Memorial Forum
Topic: The Gravel Trap on the Colton Herta saga
Replies: 1
Views: 902

The Gravel Trap on the Colton Herta saga

Evening everyone The shambolic Colton Herta to AlphaTauri saga reached a predictable end earlier this month when the FIA announced the American did not qualify for a superlicence exemption. It means we can present a topical edition of The Gravel Trap this month, as Klon takes a critical look at the ...
by Londoner
25 Sep 2022, 17:46
Forum: The HWNSNBM Memorial Forum
Topic: Missing the Points - The Michael Schumacher DSQ
Replies: 5
Views: 1373

Missing the Points - The Michael Schumacher DSQ

Evening everyone We're now only a month away from the 25th anniversary of Jerez 1997, where Michael Schumacher hit the wrong part of Jacques' Villeneuve's Williams, ingloriously beached himself in the gravel and two weeks later was disqualified from the final standings by an incandescent FIA. Yet in...
by Londoner
11 Sep 2022, 14:26
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Italy 2022
Replies: 20
Views: 2813

Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Italy 2022

1. Nyck De Vries. Setting an absolute gold standard for last-minute F1 debuts, an excellent weekend for the lad. Has also likely killed off Latifi's career in one shot.

2. Zhou Guanyu. Finally snapped Alfa's pointless streak, and did so while comprehensively demolishing Bottas.
by Londoner
11 Sep 2022, 14:23
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Italy 2022
Replies: 34
Views: 4828

Reject of the Race - Italy 2022

1. Aston Martin. A pathetic double retirement and the only team not to get either car home.

2. Nicholas Latifi. De Vries has nailed the coffin shut on his F1 career.

Honourable mention to Daniel Ricciardo's car for breaking down at the worst possible place on the track.
by Londoner
10 Sep 2022, 07:42
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Italian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 19
Views: 2325

Re: 2022 Italian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2022 https://c.tenor.com/P5rCD4clSQUAAAAd/notanotherone-anotherone.gif Grand Prix 1. Leclerc 2. Verstappen 3. Sainz 4. Alonso 5. Ocon 6. Norris 7. Perez 8. Russell 9. Hamilton 10. Gasly Pole: Leclerc Fastest lap: Verstappen First retirement: Schumacher Reject of the Race: Ricciardo Infinite Improbab...
by Londoner
04 Sep 2022, 14:43
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Holland 2022
Replies: 13
Views: 1675

Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Holland 2022

1. Lance Stroll. Q3 on merit and another point safely banked, a good weekend all round.

2. AlphaTauri, because their boneheaded antics with Tsunoda were so silly they transcended ROTR and became eligible for IIDOTR. :deletraz:
by Londoner
04 Sep 2022, 14:39
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Holland 2022
Replies: 25
Views: 3300

Reject of the Race - Holland 2022

1. AlphaTauri . Absolute clownshow with Tsunoda, brewing conspiracies across the internet. A slam dunk ROTR, because literally none of us can understand what happened. :facepalm: 2. Race Control . Unbelievable. How does it take a whole lap to bring out a safety car when there's a car stranded at the...
by Londoner
30 Aug 2022, 17:06
Forum: The HWNSNBM Memorial Forum
Topic: Driver Profile: Corrado Fabi
Replies: 3
Views: 2015

Driver Profile: Corrado Fabi

Evening everyone A few Formula 1 fans have heard of Teo Fabi, who was very much the 1980s version of Jarno Trulli, achieving poles and high grid placings in subpar machinery. Fewer still have heard of Teo's younger brother, who was once touted as a future Formula 1 star, but whose career foundered i...
by Londoner
30 Aug 2022, 16:50
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Dutch Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 20
Views: 2683

Re: 2022 Dutch Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2022 Sport is Dead Grand Prix

1: Verstappen
2: Perez
3: Leclerc
4: Sainz
5: Alonso
6: Ocon
7: Hamilton
8: Russell
9: Gasly
10: Tsunoda

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Norris
ROTR: Formula 1
IIDOTR: AlphaTauri
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
Last place: Latifi
How far back: 2 laps
by Londoner
28 Aug 2022, 17:07
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Belgium 2022
Replies: 26
Views: 4046

Re: Reject of the Race - Belgium 2022

Wrong series I know, but NASCAR has powered into ROTR contention for letting the field race on at Daytona for a whole lap while it was raining. Suffice to say almost every car now has serious damage, and we're now in a situation where the 2nd placed driver in points is very likely not going to be pe...
by Londoner
28 Aug 2022, 14:30
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Belgium 2022
Replies: 16
Views: 2505

Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Belgium 2022

1. Alex Albon. Q3 on merit, and a legit points contender all day. At one stage looked capable of P6 or P7, an excellent day for the lad.

2. Esteban Ocon. Twice managed to execute a three wide overtake to perfection.
by Londoner
28 Aug 2022, 14:30
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Belgium 2022
Replies: 26
Views: 4046

Reject of the Race - Belgium 2022

1. Lewis Hamilton . A young driver squeezing another car into Les Combes on lap 1 would be laughed off as a silly rookie error. For statistically the most successful driver in F1 history to do it is utterly baffling. Great way to end the last 100% finishing record this season, Lewis. 2. Nicholas Lat...
by Londoner
27 Aug 2022, 05:57
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Belgian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 15
Views: 1680

Re: 2022 Belgian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2022 Bring Back the Eau Rouge Chicane Grand Prix

1. Perez
2. Sainz
3. Hamilton
4. Russell
5. Verstappen
6. Alonso
7. Ocon
8. Leclerc
9. Norris
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Perez
Fastest lap: Verstappen
ROTR: Haas
IIDOTR: No-one
DBTMOTR: Leclerc
Last place: Schumacher
How far back: 1 lap