Grand Prix Rejects

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PtA: - Brawn GP winning the '09 championship - Kobayashi at Valencia '10 - Sato passing Alonso at Canada '07 - Fisichella winning at Brazil '03 - Nick Heidfeld getting the Sauber drive after PDLR got the heave-ho. - Every time Alonso bettered a Jaguar in '01 - The end of the 2004 season. It was awfu...

Renault posted on their website saying they were going to put gold foil on the front wing over all of the gold and red elements for qualifying and the race this weekend. Good thing they didn't, as those two would have found a way to wreck the nose. The only thing stupider than that would be embeddi...

Having a go... 2011 Malaysian Grand Prix: 1. Webber 2. Rosberg 3. Button 4. Alonso 5. Kobayashi 6. Heidfeld 7. Petrov 8. Barrichello 9. Perez 10. Kovalainen Pole: Vettel Fastest lap: Rosberg First Retirement: Hamilton ROTR: Schumacher IIDOTR: Kovalainen DBTMOTR: Schumacher Minor League Premiership: ...

Vettel auditions for Gollum in the upcoming Hobbit movie...

Oh, and apparently Richard Branson bought Pluto.

We hid in Chemistry when the teacher. Like, in a really childish way but it was a laugh, I guess. Even though we're Year 12.

...and it rockets past Karthikeyan on the main straight.

Could we all chip in a bit each and buy them out?

I don't mean to be melodramatic, but this ruined my Sunday.

And Vettel gave Coulthard a faceful of cake.

Ralf Schumacher.

Stefan Johansson?

Yeah, Kubica wouldn't have done any better. Petrov was phenomenal.

Shout out to the Sauber lads too, both had good races. Kobayashi did 2 stop though so that puts him and Perez about equal.

I know that the fact they're using the F110 chassis was in the news, but I've got a hunch they're just using the whole 2010 car with a different engine cover. It just all looks exactly the same. I'd imagine that the crash test rumours *might* be true, but who knows? All I'm saying is the team is run...

Virgin Racing.

Heidfeld had problems, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

I'll go for Hispania. Turning up with last year's front noses, and not even close to getting over the 107% cutoff.

Carlsberg Special Brew

(Don't think I've ever used the word yobbo tbh )

Jacques Villeneuve. For sheer entertainment value. Failing that, Eddie Irvine.

Jarno Trulli

And that was the only race that Ferrari could win all year...