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by IntegratorTypeR
26 May 2012, 05:42
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Caption this!
Replies: 6189
Views: 831088

Re: Caption this!

or this... http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/3043/hrt2012livinglavidaloca.jpg I was gonna qualify my HRT but then I got high... Was gonna be within the 107% rule until I got high now I'm in the stewards room asking for permission to start the race and I know why cause I got high, cause I got high,...
by IntegratorTypeR
18 Aug 2011, 19:59
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Who would you cast in the '76 season film
Replies: 33
Views: 4605

Re: Who would you cast in the '76 season film

ADx_Wales wrote:Oh dear, replicas.... the ones from driven were wooden....literally.


And that was just the actors....

Still there were more relistic than the CGI ones in Iron Man II.
by IntegratorTypeR
18 Aug 2011, 19:45
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Funny place to park a car
Replies: 6
Views: 822

Re: Funny place to park a car

On a similar theme... in Terminal 5 of Heathrow there was a 2007 R27 Renault painted in this years black and gold livery as some kind of Total promotion, when I went there in July. It might still be there. The people on the stand said they'd be there for a few months already. http://i48.photobucket...
by IntegratorTypeR
24 May 2011, 04:09
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Attrition
Replies: 33
Views: 2578

Re: Attrition

Has anybody mentioned the "parc ferme" rule that has been in effect.. for.... well 8 years now .. came into being in 2003 right? I remembering hearing somewhere that if an F1 car was 99.9% complete there'd still be something like 100 things wrong it with it. With teh parc ferme rule and n...
by IntegratorTypeR
06 Mar 2011, 17:00
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: The "stupid suggestions and how to make them work" thread
Replies: 50
Views: 3890

Re: The "stupid suggestions and how to make them work" threa

I suggested this idea a few years ago but:- Award points for style like in ice skating:- Point worthy activities could include:- Actually trying to overtake. Crashing in a spectacular or amusing manner. Pushing Schumi off the circuit. Leading the race only to be robbed by bad luck or team orders. D...
by IntegratorTypeR
13 Jan 2011, 03:39
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Create your ideal 18-race calendar
Replies: 206
Views: 69309

Re: Create your ideal 18-race calendar

I've always thought there's too much of the samey samey sameness on the calender with regards to what the circuits and events demand of the car. We need more variety so: 1. Austrailia - Albert Park: Perfect choice for an opening round, established, well organised, well attended, tricky street circu...
by IntegratorTypeR
12 Jan 2011, 23:23
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Birthdate Races
Replies: 71
Views: 6715

Re: Birthdate Races

Taking the thread off-topic.... how many drivers have raced a GP on their birthday?
by IntegratorTypeR
05 Nov 2010, 02:13
Forum: The "Flat Out, Flat Broke" Memorial Forum
Topic: BATracer
Replies: 345
Views: 54168

Re: BATracer

This game still on? I'll take a seat to fill the game if needed. Just send me a PM here.
by IntegratorTypeR
14 Oct 2010, 16:52
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 'The Good Old Days'
Replies: 39
Views: 3079

Re: 'The Good Old Days'

This is one of the things I actually miss on current races. Until the early 2000s reliability was pretty low and you could expect at least 5 mechanical-induced retirements. Something could happen to the race leader (ask Mika Häkkinen in his championship years) and it's a variable that has been near...
by IntegratorTypeR
22 Sep 2010, 23:22
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Unaccomplished F1 Milestones...
Replies: 64
Views: 4292

Re: Unaccomplished F1 Milestones...

Murray Walker finding out what on earth Deletraz was doing
by IntegratorTypeR
06 Apr 2010, 22:59
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Malaysia
Replies: 59
Views: 3909

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Malaysia

Dj_bereta wrote:2- Alguesuari: Nice moves.


I can't help but think of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L15kBoDb_6I for some reason.
by IntegratorTypeR
28 Mar 2010, 19:17
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2010 Australian Grand Prix Discussion
Replies: 84
Views: 7217

Re: 2010 Australian Grand Prix Discussion

Bit of a thread drift but ... why was the crowd booing when Button was being handed his trophy? Was it because he came in ahead of local Mark Webber? But then Kubica got a big cheer, maybe because John Travolta was presenting the 2nd place trophy? Or were they in fact displaying their regard for th...
by IntegratorTypeR
13 Mar 2010, 01:47
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Caption this!
Replies: 6189
Views: 831088

Re: Caption this!

"Haha, they think they've got one over me by coming into the circuit early and practising pitstops but I've blocked in all 5 of their Fiat 500 hire cars by parking my Mercedes G-class wagon across behind them."
by IntegratorTypeR
12 Mar 2010, 19:58
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain!
Replies: 228
Views: 14050

Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain!

Jacques Villeneuve, on BBC Radio5 Live's race commentary team. I think he'll suck but be secretly relieved he isn't in the HRT.
by IntegratorTypeR
12 Mar 2010, 19:31
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: F1 Rejects Fantasy Game - Join now!
Replies: 97
Views: 6309

Re: F1 Rejects Fantasy Game - Join now!

I'm a bit late to the party but

Virgin Racing
Bruno Senna
Michael Schumacher
by IntegratorTypeR
26 Jan 2010, 00:16
Forum: The Eric van de Poele Memorial Forum
Topic: F1 Songbook
Replies: 121
Views: 23783

Re: F1 Songbook

Phil Collins - (Over)Take A Look At Me Now
Schumi, Lewis & The Newbies - Hip To Be Square ( a homage to David Coulthard no doubt)
Robert Kubica - Simply Miserable
Zoran Stefani - What You Waiting For
Super Agurilera - Genie In A Windtunnel
Metallica - Some Kinda Montoya
by IntegratorTypeR
25 Jan 2010, 22:31
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Caption this!
Replies: 6189
Views: 831088

Re: Caption this!

Jordan wrote:Image


Holy $&*t! That's a lot of ice cream, where am I going to get a proportional amount of Coke?
by IntegratorTypeR
05 Sep 2009, 22:32
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: #2 Ferrari at Monza (Fisichella confirmed)
Replies: 71
Views: 7795

Re: #2 Ferrari at Monza

Nope, Sutil will be taken out by Raikkonen, giving Fisichella a clear run FTW. Sutil is too quick to be in a lapped position and too sensible to be taking out a Ferrari at Monza. What we need is Force India to hire a perverbial Jean-Louis Schlesser, but it seems Renault have already signed a French...
by IntegratorTypeR
05 Sep 2009, 22:22
Forum: The Jean-Denis Deletraz Memorial Forum
Topic: Best Drive by an F1 Reject
Replies: 35
Views: 10180

Re: Best Drive by an F1 Reject

As an aside to this thread, what's the best drive to save a driver and/or team from then Rejectdom? I think Fis's podium for Force India last week has to be pretty high on that list.
by IntegratorTypeR
01 Sep 2009, 01:56
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Caption this!
Replies: 6189
Views: 831088

Re: Caption this!

razta wrote:Image
Fisi's manager :lol:

Yes!!! Guys I've done it! I've hacked the F1rejects website, again!!
by IntegratorTypeR
07 Jun 2009, 05:13
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Istanbul's Turn 8 needs a name
Replies: 39
Views: 6864

Re: Istambul's Turn 8 needs a name

Curve Your Enthusiasm Turkin8tor Kebab Kurve Or in the manner of Spa, Silverstone and other European circuits. If you draw a line on the map going away from the track from that corner, you end up in the general direction of Göçbeyli. Doesn't sound so good then does it? Or again in the manner of Spa...
by IntegratorTypeR
22 May 2009, 23:46
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Caption this!
Replies: 6189
Views: 831088

Re: caption this!

Hey somebody stop that guy, he's stealing my yacht!!! That blasted Piquet Jr, look at the dent in put in the hull of my yacht when he crashed his speedboat into it. See right there, 3rd window from the right, I swear that's Max Mosley having one of his "special" parties again. That toples...
by IntegratorTypeR
21 May 2009, 04:09
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: U.S.A and F1 are incompatible (Editorial)
Replies: 31
Views: 6820

Re: U.S.A and F1 are incompatible (Editorial)

Has anyone consider that it might not have anything to do the fact F1 is mostly European, nor that that favoured American route is oval racing be in IndyCar or NASCAR, nor that there isn't an American driver in F1 or the next level down GP2, but that one word that dominates ALL American sports........
by IntegratorTypeR
06 May 2009, 03:23
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 4WD
Replies: 18
Views: 3565

Re: 4WD

The weight distribution could be an issue, but then that depends on the individual car design and tyre properties. Intesting point to make, as Bridgestone are rumoured to increase the front tyre width next year due to complaints this year about grip levels. The fact that all wheel drive will be leg...
by IntegratorTypeR
05 May 2009, 04:07
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Curious Toyota fact
Replies: 10
Views: 2076

Re: Curious Toyota fact

Out of all the teams, that is the one I would have guessed most to have that particular fact. Considering that I don't remember, though, what team WAS Toyota previously? Did they start their own at the beginning of 2002? Well, yes, they did start a team from scratch for F1 in 2001 with a view to en...
by IntegratorTypeR
05 May 2009, 03:58
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: We Must Appreciate Force India......
Replies: 13
Views: 2897

Re: We Must Appreciate Force India......

I'd appreciate them more if they had a better name. A name that would make it easier to say out aloud on a podcast, say in an overly exaggerated way for effect ala Sssssssssssssssssssoooopah Aguri!!!
by IntegratorTypeR
05 May 2009, 01:46
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Curious Toyota fact
Replies: 10
Views: 2076

Curious Toyota fact

They have the curious label of being the only team in F1 at the moment who have not won a race in any of their previous iterations. All the other teams, even Toro Rosso, Force India (when they were Jordan) have won a race at some point in their history. So with their failure to convert a front row ...
by IntegratorTypeR
29 Apr 2009, 23:32
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: McLaren get three-race suspended ban
Replies: 23
Views: 5307

Re: McLaren get three-race suspended ban

Captain Hammer wrote:I think you're blowing things way out of proportion there. It's a very medieval attitude to take, because if you go looking for witches, you'll find them.


That's exactly the kind of thing a witch would say. Lets BURN HIM!!!
by IntegratorTypeR
29 Apr 2009, 23:28
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Formula One - The Movie
Replies: 46
Views: 14264

Re: Formula One - The Movie

I suppose we could have Jacques Villeneuve write and perform the official movie theme song.
by IntegratorTypeR
24 Apr 2009, 01:19
Forum: The "Flat Out, Flat Broke" Memorial Forum
Topic: And now for something COMPLETELY different ...
Replies: 14
Views: 5155

Re: And now for something COMPLETELY different ...

If you want to make a movie about motor racing, you are going to fail. When Hollywood tries to make movies about racing, the people who are racing fans, ie: geeks like us, can spot the mistakes and errors a mile away. Cuts showing a driver stomping on the gas and changing a gear to get past on a st...
by IntegratorTypeR
23 Apr 2009, 00:37
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Lola to return to F1?!
Replies: 27
Views: 6127

Re: Lola to return to F1?!

As much as I might want Lola to return to F1 and be semi-sucessful, facts dictate that possibly isn't going to happen. They tried their hand in F3 a couple years ago and the favoured Dallara chassis pretty much handed them their asses. Lola's customer cars in sportcar racing, (LMP1/LMP2) aren't alw...
by IntegratorTypeR
22 Apr 2009, 00:03
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Joker laps...
Replies: 21
Views: 4767

Re: Joker laps...

Oh... there was me thinking this was a thread about one of Nelson Piquet Jr's qualifying attempts.
by IntegratorTypeR
19 Apr 2009, 23:53
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Who Do You Hate Most in F1?
Replies: 33
Views: 7439

Re: Who Do You Hate Most in F1?

For all the Brits out there that were watching F1 last year on ITV, I really hated Steve Ryder, the lead presenter of their F1 show. I found him to be such a smug, self-important, full of himself d*@#head. I'm so glad I don't have to see his immensely punchable grinning face anymore.
by IntegratorTypeR
13 Apr 2009, 21:46
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: GP Tracks we would like to see
Replies: 86
Views: 11165

Re: GP Tracks we would like to see

or a London GP where you race through the congestion charge? Yeah I could see it now..... "...and into the pits comes race leader Lewis Hamilton.. and wait what's happening here... race stewards have clamped his Mclaren for failure to pay the congestion charge! His team are trying to argue tha...
by IntegratorTypeR
13 Apr 2009, 07:57
Forum: The Eric van de Poele Memorial Forum
Topic: Drivers that Would Be Rejects if they got to F1...
Replies: 72
Views: 20508

Re: Drivers that Would Be Rejects if they got to F1...

OK, here's a contraversial one.... Valentino Rossi. Yes he of the 6 MotoGP titles, multiple Ferrari F1 tests, WRC outtings etc etc. Surely with history like that, we've been robbed of a possible re-run of the Michael Andretti saga? Namely massive pre-season hype and expectation that gets shot to pi...
by IntegratorTypeR
09 Apr 2009, 01:26
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2009 Regulations & Innovations
Replies: 18
Views: 5897

Re: 2009 Regulations & Innovations

Is anyone else other than me disappointed that the change in regulations, although has shaken up the order, hasn't increased the gap in terms of time difference to the reject teams/drivers? I was really hoping for a return to the days of rejects being 3/4 seconds a lap off the pace. Maybe if Max ca...
by IntegratorTypeR
09 Apr 2009, 01:07
Forum: The HWNSNBM Memorial Forum
Topic: Rejects Franchise
Replies: 14
Views: 5420

Rejects Franchise

Have you guys ever thought of franchising out the Rejects format to other racing series, MotoGP for example? A MotoGP Rejects website would be interesting to see come together.
by IntegratorTypeR
09 Apr 2009, 01:03
Forum: The Eric van de Poele Memorial Forum
Topic: Ex F1 Rejects...
Replies: 25
Views: 6368

Ex F1 Rejects...

Question - Has any driver left F1 technically classified as a Reject and then returned season(s) later to absolve themselves of Reject status?

If not, could I possibly put forward Pantano as a candidate to be the first?