The F1Rejects Christmas Thread 2012

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 21 Dec 2012, 17:01

kostas22 wrote:Someone mentioned commutes...mine is the easiest

May I kindly ask WTH?!

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 21 Dec 2012, 17:58

off school for 2 weeks

left school after disco which played all the hits from the charts

some how ended up feeling like i had just taken weed

managed to injure my ***** doing gangnam style :cry:

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 21 Dec 2012, 19:00

Shizuka wrote:
kostas22 wrote:Someone mentioned commutes...mine is the easiest

May I kindly ask WTH?!

Hmm...indeed, that appears to be a very retarded version of my old commute.

This is my new, much more relaxing commute. Apparently my old one is so stressful, gmap crashes whenever I try to save it

(but according to gmap it was 38 miles each way. By car? Not so bad. But by public transport...oy vey...)

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 21 Dec 2012, 22:44

Just wanted to share this gem with you. You're welcome.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 22 Dec 2012, 16:14

kostas22 wrote:
Someone mentioned commutes...mine is the easiest

mines easier :lol:

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 23 Dec 2012, 02:07

I leave for Spain in about 10 hours, whole family will visit my sis who lives there. Won't be back for many a day (well, seven).
Gonna miss this weird place.
Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to all before I go.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 23 Dec 2012, 02:39

Jocke1 wrote:I leave for Spain in about 10 hours, whole family will visit my sis who lives there. Won't be back for many a day (well, seven).
Gonna miss this weird place.
Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to all before I go.

Wait, is that a picture of Jean-Pierre Van Rossem of Moneytron-fame? Hm no, he's not wearing glasses, but the resemblance is striking!

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 23 Dec 2012, 02:50

I can reveal there will be a special REJECTFUL present posted on F1Rejects.com on Christmas Day. It is quite possibly the most rejectful thing you will encounter this Christmas. So when you are inevitably fed up of your family arguing over Christmas dinner, come to the forum and get your present

RealRacingRoots · Post by **RealRacingRoots** » 23 Dec 2012, 04:01

Looks reasonable with the time frame "Santa" has.

Also, more Holiday infused avatars would be a interesting feature this time of year.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 23 Dec 2012, 06:18

Oh deer, that pitstop Trulli present(s)ed a badly managed crew.
The lower right Elf and the upper left Elf dropped their guns and were unable to Pic them up again.
And they were all Stuck there anyway afterwards, because Wolf's were coming at them at high Speed from behind the Hill's.

Onxy Wrecked · Post by **Onxy Wrecked** » 23 Dec 2012, 08:55

Jocke1 wrote:Oh deer, that pitstop Trulli present(s)ed a badly managed crew.
The lower right Elf and the upper left Elf dropped their guns and were unable to Pic them up again.
And they were all Stuck there anyway afterwards, because Wolf's were coming at them at high Speed from behind the Hill's.

I thought it was ELF sponsorship.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 23 Dec 2012, 09:14

How about this for some seasonal gubbins...

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
One day it stopped glowing
And 24 cars started a race.

Mark Webber lost four places. You flaming gollah.

Post by **Ataxia** » 23 Dec 2012, 12:33

I have decided to spontaneously write a Christmas poem. So...here goes:

'Twas Christmas in the paddock and it was plain to see
The drivers got gifts from Ol' Bernie E.
He has millions to spend, so price was no limit
He comes with his sack, so let's see what's in it.

First was his favourite; Sebastien Vettel.
He's got all the cups, so he got a kettle
Next was the Number 2 driver; Mark Webber
He got a bike seat made out of leather

The McLaren boys next; they were in for a treat
Lewis got earrings and a Mercedes seat
A picky one next, Mister Jenson Button
He didn't want turkey; he'd rather have mutton

Ferrari were next, for the old Prancing Horse
On their list was a title of course
Fernando wants to win it, that is his dream
As Massa gets to stay at the Italian team

Presents next for the Silver Arrows
Schumacher's retired; he got a wheelbarrow
To win Mr. Rosberg must be more like his dad
A box of moustaches were there to be had

Lotus; or rather the boys at Enstone
Would like a return to the championship throne
Kimi was happy with Magnums and Coke
From a cracker Grosjean received only the joke.

For Di Resta; you know that modesty beckons
Bernie got him some humility lessons
It was difficult, you know, to buy for the Hulk
He got Lebkuchen from Lidl; all bought in bulk.

The master of the overtake; Kamui-san
He got a nice pot of blackcurrant jam
An interesting fact about Sergio Perez:
A fan of Tommy Cooper, so he got a fez.

Daniel Ricciardo, the other Australian
Now owned a green inflatable alien
His team-mate Jean-Eric, by no means last
Got a book about quali and how to be fast

Next up Maldonado, the winner in Spain
Got tickets to Barca; he's going by train
His Brazilian team-mate, now it's Bruno Senna
Bernie was struggling, so just gave him a tenner

Back of the grid, it's Caterham's presents
With Petrov's money, not turkey but pheasant
The Russian himself, well, he got Russian dolls
And Heikki was sh*t, so received toilet roll

Glock wanted one thing; he was already well-fed
He was just after points in the season ahead
For his dashing French teammate, what did Bernie Pic?
He got him a notepad and a half-empty Bic

HRT, they wanted a reprieve
So Bernie will see what he's got up his sleeve
De La Rosa got a car which never could stall
As Karthikeyan was admitted to a driving school

You might hate Christmas; you've all got a reason
So let's just look forward to the next F1 season.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 23 Dec 2012, 17:33

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:I have decided to spontaneously write a Christmas poem.

Your poem is simply great!

14 Hundred Hours · Post by **14 Hundred Hours** » 23 Dec 2012, 18:04

That is quite probably the most epic poem I have ever read. I salute you.

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:And Heikki was sh*t, so received toilet roll.

My brother got given some "Crime scene: do not cross" toilet roll last year, which he actually loved

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 24 Dec 2012, 21:23

In case I forget tomorrow I hope everybody has a merry and peaceful Christmas .
Also BaconLettuceNinja's poem us so good I may have to show my English teacher when I go back to school in January 7th

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 24 Dec 2012, 21:42

Me too I wish everyone a merry Christmas.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 24 Dec 2012, 22:07

BUON (DI) NATALE! :lol:

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 24 Dec 2012, 22:26

kostas22 wrote:

BUON (DI) NATALE!

Kostas' law?

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 24 Dec 2012, 22:32

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Kostas' law?

It isn't my fault his surname is Christmas!

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 24 Dec 2012, 22:37

Merry Christmas!!!

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 25 Dec 2012, 00:07

Merry Christmas people! Have a good/rejectful one, whichever one you want to.

Paul Hayes · Post by **Paul Hayes** » 25 Dec 2012, 00:32

A very merry Christmas to you all!

Post by **Ataxia** » 25 Dec 2012, 00:37

Merry Christmas everyone!

Also, I'm glad my cheeky poem was moderately well received... :lol:

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 25 Dec 2012, 07:07

I hope that everyone has a merry an peaceful Christmas

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 25 Dec 2012, 07:18

And now, in HWNSNBM language:

Áldott, boldog, békés Karácsonyt kívánok minden egyes fórumtagnak!

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 25 Dec 2012, 08:31

Merry Christmas everybody!!!

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 25 Dec 2012, 08:34

Happy Easter

14 Hundred Hours · Post by **14 Hundred Hours** » 25 Dec 2012, 10:41

Happy Christmas!!!

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 25 Dec 2012, 10:55

eurobrun wrote:Happy Easter

And a Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day to all!

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 25 Dec 2012, 14:30

eurobrun wrote:Happy Easter

What? It's not even Easter! (Takes chocolate)

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 25 Dec 2012, 18:00

eurobrun wrote:Happy Easter

You made me remember of my grandfather that, many years ago, that wrongly wished a happy Easter to his neighbour at Christmas Day. :lol:

Post by **mario** » 25 Dec 2012, 18:19

Has anybody tried Autosport's Christmas quiz, by the way? I've given it a go, but I find their answer to one of the questions (No. 48) a bit dubious, if not altogether misleading.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 25 Dec 2012, 19:29

mario wrote:Has anybody tried Autosport's Christmas quiz, by the way? I've given it a go, but I find their answer to one of the questions (No. 48) a bit dubious, if not altogether misleading.

I have, but I don't know nearly enough about Le Mans to comment on that. I got 56%, which is about usual for me, though I did get number 48 right, albeit on a slight suspicion.

Post by **Ataxia** » 25 Dec 2012, 20:40

mario wrote:Has anybody tried Autosport's Christmas quiz, by the way? I've given it a go, but I find their answer to one of the questions (No. 48) a bit dubious, if not altogether misleading.

Completely guessed the majority of the questions...I don't pay attention to IndyCar or Nascar. Or WTCC.

Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed your days. I was the proud recipient of a cheese-grater. I know, it's brilliant.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 25 Dec 2012, 21:16

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:I was the proud recipient of a cheese-grater. I know, it's brilliant.

Niiiiiiice. I got thermal underwear.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 25 Dec 2012, 21:22

In that Autosport quiz, I scored exactly 50.00%. On the F1 section, non-F1 section and overall...

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 25 Dec 2012, 21:28

kostas22 wrote:
BaconLettuceNinja wrote:I was the proud recipient of a cheese-grater. I know, it's brilliant.

Niiiiiiice. I got thermal underwear.

Coooooll. I got a Phillips wet and dry electric shaver and 14 Brussel sprouts at lunch( I'm only 15:D)

Post by **Londoner** » 25 Dec 2012, 21:41

I just watched the Snowman and the Snowdog. Now, I'm not an emotional person normally, but gosh, it was depressing. I'm now blasting out Britpop in an attempt to massively cheer myself up.

Presents-wise, I can't open most of mine until the 27th (the day I return to crappy Lowestoft), but at the moment I have a book about the history of the NME, a Top Gear board game ( :lol:

), and bucketloads of money. I plan to go to Stratford Westfield tomorrow morning... :mrgreen:

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 25 Dec 2012, 21:47

Marginally belated happy christmas!! Presents wise, I got the normal teenage boy stuff (CD's, DVD's, Lynx etc), plus, amongst other things, an elf onesie, a 3 pack of highlighters and 6 pairs of socks! Waheeeeeey!!!