dr-baker wrote:Oh I don't know what I'm thinking any more. To meet your heroes is a mistake, they say, they will never meet your expectations...
Bizzarely, a cousin of mine met Jordan/Katie Price t'other day as she was doing a photo shoot on his land for her 2015 calendar. Now she's not a heroine of his by any stretch but he did say she was perfectly lovely and normal so perhaps the lesson is to meet other peoples heroes?
dr-baker wrote:But for real-life role models, how could I choose between Pippa Mann, Susie Wolff, Claire Williams, Simona de Silvestro, Lella Lombardi, etc?
If the women on your, ahem, To-Do-List are also your role models then Id respectfully suggest a different approach. The clash of intentions cant be condusive to roping a young lady.
Personally, id steer clear of role models; find your own path. Role models will let you down.
What dr-baker really means, is that he sees himself as a lesbian girl. (who am i to judge other people's feelings?)
This wrote:What dr-baker really means, is that he sees himself as a lesbian girl. (who am i to judge other people's feelings?)
Well, that would make a change from a man posing as a female online, it it were true...
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
This wrote:What dr-baker really means, is that he sees himself as a lesbian girl. (who am i to judge other people's feelings?)
Well, that would make a change from a man posing as a female online, it it were true...
People, notice the fact that he doesn't confirm nor deny it
But if I tred to deny it, people would assume that that were confirmation that it were true, wouldn't they?!
However, I will confirm that I have NEVER dressed up in a mouse costume...
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
CoopsII wrote:Someone remind me; is MinnieMouse Mickeys sister or his shag?
Well, Minnie is supposed to be Mickey's girlfriend... but they have the same surname! The same applies to Donald and Daisy... It could be a coincidence but it's a bit creepy...
CoopsII wrote:Someone remind me; is MinnieMouse Mickeys sister or his shag?
Well, Minnie is supposed to be Mickey's girlfriend... but they have the same surname! The same applies to Donald and Daisy... It could be a coincidence but it's a bit creepy...
Maybe it's just a very common surname where they're from. Like there were four Taylors in the 1959 British Grand Prix - Henry, Mike, Dennis and Trevor Taylor...
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
CoopsII wrote:Someone remind me; is MinnieMouse Mickeys sister or his shag?
Well, Minnie is supposed to be Mickey's girlfriend... but they have the same surname! The same applies to Donald and Daisy... It could be a coincidence but it's a bit creepy...
Maybe it's just a very common surname where they're from. Like there were four Taylors in the 1959 British Grand Prix - Henry, Mike, Dennis and Trevor Taylor...
As far as I know though, they didnt all live together. Did they? Well, did they?
Lets face it, related or not, MinnieMouse is a filthy little wench who'd leave you shivering and drained in a crusted mess on the bed after she'd finished with you.
CoopsII wrote:As far as I know though, they didnt all live together. Did they? Well, did they?
Lets face it, related or not, MinnieMouse is a filthy little wench who'd leave you shivering and drained in a crusted mess on the bed after she'd finished with you.
Fact.
You seem to have been through some terrifying experiences!
Colin Kolles on F111, 2011 HRT challenger: The car doesn't look too bad; it looks like a modern F1 car.
CoopsII wrote:Lets face it, related or not, MinnieMouse is a filthy little wench who'd leave you shivering and drained in a crusted mess on the bed after she'd finished with you.
Fact.
Quote of the year. Haven't laughed so hard in a while!
CoopsII wrote:Lets face it, related or not, MinnieMouse is a filthy little wench who'd leave you shivering and drained in a crusted mess on the bed after she'd finished with you.
Fact.
Quote of the year. Haven't laughed so hard in a while!
Goodness knows what I would be like if Mickey got involved too.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
CoopsII wrote:As far as I know though, they didnt all live together. Did they? Well, did they? Lets face it, related or not, MinnieMouse is a filthy little wench who'd leave you shivering and drained in a crusted mess on the bed after she'd finished with you. Fact.
You seem to have been through some terrifying experiences!
True but it was the best 30 Euros Ive ever spent.....
CoopsII wrote: Lets face it, MinnieMouse is a filthy little wench who'd leave you shivering and drained in a crusted mess on the bed after she'd finished with you. Fact.
Puts my earlier photo into a bit of context! Lifting the skirt a little...
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
Considering how wildly off-topic some threads go, a drift from The Lewis And Nicole Show to Coops' Adventures With MinnieMouse isn't all that far-fetched...
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time: "...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
dinizintheoven wrote:Considering how wildly off-topic some threads go, a drift from The Lewis And Nicole Show to Coops' Adventures With MinnieMouse isn't all that far-fetched...
dinizintheoven wrote:Considering how wildly off-topic some threads go, a drift from The Lewis And Nicole Show to Coops' Adventures With MinnieMouse isn't all that far-fetched...
WeirdKerr wrote:What was this topic about again.... ?
In essence, its about love, in all its variations, being a many splendored thing.
Including beastiality, it seems...
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
WeirdKerr wrote:What was this topic about again.... ?
All I know is that we have Minnie's promiscuity being discussed here, a request to imagine Todt seeing a Malaysian masseuse in the Malaysian GP thread and that I have a sudden desire for a large quantity of alcohol to take both images away...
Martin Brundle, on watching a replay of Grosjean spinning: "The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
WeirdKerr wrote:What was this topic about again.... ?
All I know is that we have Minnie's promiscuity being discussed here, a request to imagine Todt seeing a Malaysian masseuse in the Malaysian GP thread and that I have a sudden desire for a large quantity of alcohol to take both images away...
Considering you've been a member since 2009, you've done incredibly well to not be turned to drink by this forum (until now, I guess). You're a stronger man than I...
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
WeirdKerr wrote:What was this topic about again.... ?
All I know is that we have Minnie's promiscuity being discussed here, a request to imagine Todt seeing a Malaysian masseuse in the Malaysian GP thread and that I have a sudden desire for a large quantity of alcohol to take both images away...
Considering you've been a member since 2009, you've done incredibly well to not be turned to drink by this forum (until now, I guess). You're a stronger man than I...
The worst thing that could happen is turning into someone like me.
Jocke1 wrote:So I guess Horner's daughter will grow up to be Orphan Spice.
...both Christian Horner and his now ex-missus will have to die in order for that to be the case. Bit harsh, don't you think?
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time: "...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
While I don't think one should stay in a relationship forever just for the sake of it, this is a bit too much. Who do you think you are, Christian, saying goodbye to your long-time girlfriend who is also the mama of your child? Their relationship has made the headlines, some of which are rather unpleasant. I hope the child will get to spend time with both of its parents. Often in such circumstances, two become one. On the other hand, a new relationship may spice up your life.
I know the sad truth, though: even if you say you'll be there, it may not be enough to save your relationship. I'll stop here as I don't wanna be sad.
Meatwad wrote:While I don't think one should stay in a relationship forever just for the sake of it, this is a bit too much. Who do you think you are, Christian, saying goodbye to your long-time girlfriend who is also the mama of your child? Their relationship has made the headlines, some of which are rather unpleasant. I hope the child will get to spend time with both of its parents. Often in such circumstances, two become one. On the other hand, a new relationship may spice up your life.
I know the sad truth, though: even if you say you'll be there, it may not be enough to save your relationship. I'll stop here as I don't wanna be sad.
Jocke1 wrote:So I guess Horner's daughter will grow up to be Orphan Spice.
...both Christian Horner and his now ex-missus will have to die in order for that to be the case. Bit harsh, don't you think?
I had just watched a Curb episode, the one with the 'little orphan Funkhauser' scene, guess it therefore crossed over to Horner. But yes, I'm sorry it came across offensive.
(who am i to judge other people's feelings?)
